Hey Homies,

Yeah... I'm a dork. But a cool one, nonetheless. Is that such a thing? a cool dork? Huh, whatever. I don't know what to put here, but I'm single as a pringle that has been left on the floor to be crushed; so who's up first to pick me up and throw me away??? Hah, no. I don't take hand outs from strangers.

-Lilaybob