What do you do when you find a strange teenaged state cooking breakfast in your kitchen? England had no idea, he just hoped he wouldn't get shot by said state's overprotective father. Vaguely hinted USxUK

It's over. With the defeat of Buu, the Earth is finally safe from evil doers, but how's Gohan supposed to keep his sanity safe from his hormones? GohanXGoku; readers should expect BL yaoi and incest.

And so the story went, that the malevolent God of the Underworld had dragged the innocent beauty to hell. But what the story never told was that the beauty, hardly innocent, had baited him to do so. Sebastian/Ciel

"They do what they want, Toris. Even when we're sane, we're crazy in here. You take care of an old person or a sick person because they can't do it themselves. But we are neither of those things. Once we're here we're stuck. And they do what they want."

Will falls ill with a high fever at the end of case. Hannibal takes care of him. Written early in season 1. Classic hurt/comfort, unresolved sexual tension, intimacy, developing relationship, canon-typical violence, suggestion of sexual acts, vulnerable!Will, creepy!Hannibal. Hannigram fans might enjoy this after "Roti." Cheers.

He hated him... absolutely despised Near. But, when Near comes asking for help... how can he say no? Re-write of Broken Pride. Eventual MxN.

I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language

Irene Adler's thoughts regarding Sherlock and John. Spoilers for 2x01. Warning for slightly deviant sexual imagery primarily S/J .

Sherlock finds himself wondering why so many people in porn shave their pubic hair. John decides to show him.

Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?

Sherlock thinks he knows the world, but years pass and the journey is long, and John Watson will always remain a mistery. S/J. Warnings: non-explicit sex, spoilers for The Scandal in Belgravia, brief discussion of theoretical incest. I own nothing.

Sherlock is disappointed and hurt by John. He wants to teach John a lesson... WARNINGS: Contains spanking, corporal punishment RATED M

The world decides to deal with mutants with utter segregation. All mutants are placed on Genosha, and all children are tested at birth for the mutant gene. Years later, Charles Xavier's parents bribe officials to keep their child, but that changes ...

When the team arrives at the Xavier estate for training, Charles finds the mansion filled with music at Raven's hand-most of it placing him under direct scrutiny of the metal-manipulator. Not that he minds really. XMFC Charles/Erik.

"It's the still slightly-obscene nature of the act that makes him love it. It's not, of course, illegal, but yet…it maintains an aura of a-little-less-than respectable, we-don't-talk-about-it anywhere, je ne sais quoi." That M rating is serious, friends.

One hundred moments of two people who should never have fallen in love. But who are they to argue with history? They do, of course, and who would try and stop them? 084.Make-Up – It was what they did to survive, never new.

Sherlock's got laryngitis. John decides to soothe his poor wheezy sweetie. Of course he does. It's entirely natural for him to do so with a little sexing. Of course it is. Making love to his lover whispering sweet, sweet nothings to him…in his own voice.

Magneto's eyes are fierce as the chains tighten. "Out of respect for Charles," he says, "I gave you three chances to leave him alone. This was your last chance. And now you'll pay the price." And then he walks away, and leaves me to die.

Its the holiday season and Alfred is dragged by his brother to vacation in Russia. If that isnt bad enough, throw in a psycho skiing instructer who tries to kill him every chance he gets! Whats a Hero to do?

Follows Come Into My Parlor, Dark of the Alley, and Come Undone. John asks Sherlock for something he never expected. BDSM, Slash, Piercings

With no parents, shelter, money or food, I was in the worst possible situation. But when an impulsive moment ended with a marriage proposal and his promise to take care of us, was he just playing around or was he serious? AU,UKxUS

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

For a prompt: John carrying Sherlock out of great danger. John proves his strength in more ways than one. Established relationship, slash, BAMF!John!

What happens after the boys get home from the events of "Good Golly, Miss Molly." You really should read that first. Slash.

In order to save money in his third year of college America answers an ad looking for roommates. He ends up in a rather nice apartment just off campus with an odd collection of roommates. England, Russia, and Estonia. Various pairings ensue.

"I think we should move in together." "Sure-WHAT!" Don't agree to something unless you know what it entails. RusAm

"Leave it to Sherlock to get them involved in a blackmail and murder case that leads to private BDSM parties and way too much information about other people's sex lives." Slash, very, very mild BDSM themes.

John tries to get Sherlock's attention. He succeeds spectacularly well, just not quite in the way he'd intended. Slash.

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

A sequel to "Doppelganger." An exercise in writing slash. "John realizes about 30 seconds after they leave the pub that perhaps he has lost control of the situation."

The first time it happens, Sherlock doesn't even notice. pre-slash. There is now a sequel: Let the Clocks Be Reset, rated M.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Why do so many of us love hurting our lovely Sherlock? Whether that thought intrigues you, it's certainly on the mind of John Watson. A doctor who has started to do things to his lover he never, ever thought he'd do.

Sherlock has a perfectly good excuse to interrupt John's shower.

5 Times John Thought Sherlock Was Asking For Trouble, One Time He Definitely Was Written in response to anonymous prompt on shkinkmeme: Sherlock being tickled. Warning: some BDSM. Mild spoilers for start of The Great Game.

Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.

Hetalia pick up lines! better summary inside! Rated T for rather dirty pick-up lines that are to come. ENJOY !

Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!

Americas Gone? The States are out of control! All except Ohio whose trying to keep it all together for the countries. Is this lil State in over Its head. Will America find his way back! Who let the states out! Well that would be England's fault.

Sequel to Comedy of Errors. Antonio and Lovino's wedding would be hard enough without Feliks getting bored, Alfred, Ivan, and Vash's separate attempts at matchmaking, and Ludwig ruining it all. 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps...'

ONESHOT, Cold war era, Ivan teaches Alfred how the Soviet Union has used language to their advantage.

Canada's history from Kumajirou's point of view but more about Matthew's/Canada's development of person than history. Warning: Apparently a very sad story.

America finally decides to confess his love to Russia, but it ends horribly. But that's okay, he's got the full force of Hollywood romance behind him as he tries to woo his love. Of course, everyone else has to get involved. human names used

A collection of old drabbles focusing on Russia/America throughout the Cold War Era, beginning to end. Warnings for mature themes, sexual themes, and bad language.

Movie night turns into a political march down memory lane. References to the movie Private Benjamin.

It’s August of 1975, and Alfred has a favor to ask of Ivan.

Alfred is hot, and not in the good way. When all other methods fail, Ivan decides to help.

Never once did I think bed creaks could sound like gun shots, moans like cries, sweat to blood and huffs sounding like goodbyes...America's POV

Canada is kind of curious as to why Prussia isn't invisible despite lacking a country... crack!fic.

That's what you get for naming a place the 'Virgin Islands' in a world like in Hetalia. US/UK, Canada

America/Russia. Russia loses to Canada at a hockey match. America and Russia make out afterward. There really isn't a plot or purpose to this. Mild sexual content, bad language, dumb.

Everyone's favorite fast food joint celebrates it's twentieth anniversary in Moscow on January 31st, 2010. America goes to help Russia get in the spirit of fast food. AmericaxRussia A fluffy one-shot! Please read and review!

After his Valentine's Day plans with China fall apart, Russia finds himself spending the rest of the holiday with America, a bottle of vodka and an obscenely large box of chocolate.

France thinks the world is lacking love and persuades everyone to take the legendary Seme/uke test in an attempt to help the nations find that special someone. This proves especially helpful when a certain uke doesn't want to submit to his fate. US x UK

Even though he stood there in a blue, frilly dress, sometimes Peter thought that he was the normal one compared to his two older brothers. This is Alfred's plan to pick up some quick cash; by using his brothers.

It's a part of them. Hating each other, destroying each other is what they do. But some ways to destroy are sweeter than others. America/Russia

America and Russia cuddle-time.

Peter and Raivis discover fun uses for Ivan's giant coat. Cuteness galore.

China is tired of Russia's stamina and libido and does something no one expected...he pretends to be pregnant and things get a little out of hand....No Mpreg

Short, BelaRussia, One-sided. Belarus questions her brother, why not her. Ja. Rated for... Incest? Idunno.

He was always made fun of because of his ability to see the supernatural, but he never really cared, despite the whole town's bullying frenzy. One day, after getting locked inside a haunted house he meets an unlikely creature. And falls in love with him.

Hey America! This is an Italian Greyhound! They're really fast!" "... That's a dog?" Humor. Slight USUK, excessive un-beta'd drabble.

General Winter has protected Russia for so long but maybe he can now make him happy as well. RussiaxAmerica

England wants America. So does Russia. Neither can have him. Not individually anyway. And thus an unholy alliance is formed... RussiaxAmericaxEngland, Rated M for saucy content

An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind?" Arthur is alone on New Years Eve, so Alfred decides to keep him company. USxUK

Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.

A Christmas fic in which England is annoyed by America's gift giving habits. Then they surprise each other with each others presents. USUK if you squint.

Germany has done the research, read all the books, made all the preparations - everything will go according to plan. Except Italy does not do so well with plans.

Going around the circle showing off their wonderfull gifts.....but wait. Who gave America a gun? And why?

I think the title speaks for itself. P-W/O-P, Yaoi, Rated M for a reason, and you won't be able to get the images out of your head. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

For their six month anniversary, Alfred plans a trip to the carnival. But a normal trip to the fair can turn into something much more entertaining...

Distractions, distractions. Egypt sure is good at them. Egypt x Turkey.

When Italy takes Japan's first hug, Japan asks him to take responsibility. No one expected Italy to obey, and NEVER in this way. Written for a fic exchange.

Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…

Apparently, Canada's problem with mistaken identity began early on in his life...collab oneshot with Gemina.

ONESHOT. America explains the meaning of Thanksgiving to England and France. Short.

Francis is going to be visiting Matthew! Oh how he missed the little Canadian so much. But, there's going to be a surprise.

America listens in on England at his piano...

A short RusxUS poem.

A poem about Russia and America's relationship. Originally for Creative Writing. Cold War OTP.

Russia brings home Prussia as his new enclave Kaliningrad Oblast. The Baltic countries don't know what to think. RussiaxPrussia

America needs an explanation... he gets more than he wanted. Slight Ivan/Alfred.

NC-17, MATURE, PWP mostly ; EROS, ARES, ANTEROS, SLASH, INCEST; Plot follows after Anteros bets Eros can't seduce anyone. First time posting fanfiction ever. Gimme constructive feedback?

Russia and America seem as if they hate each other, but that's not true.

America was having a great day....that is until Belarus chases Russia into his office. She looks like she's about to murder someone.... Correction- rape.

AU. Matthew opens his door to a heartbroken Alfred, and all he can do is take the poor boy in. eventual Canada/America, S. Italy/Spain, N. Italy/Germany, Russia/France, & England/Japan. COMPLETE.

France is definitely feeling his age this morning...

America hopes for his first kiss- from no one other but England. USxUK

Prussia considered himself lucky that his little brother was the obedient and well-behaved sort of kid. But he soon realizes that Germany isn't quite as compliant when sick and faced with taking medicine. Chibi!Germany and Brotherly!Prussia. Fluff.

A high ranking officer constantly demands sexual favors from a pretty Opera singer. AU PWP smut

Written for the Kink Meme, America never knew being called 'Brother' could be such a turn-on... America x Canada, Korea x China

He had expected dying to be, well, a bit more painful.

I'd originally written this story as part of an exchange project. Alfred tentatively samples Arthur's tea, and this seems strangely hot to Arthur. There's sex, and love, and all that sort of thing.

All America wanted to do was hold Russia like he did earlier, and touch him and kiss him for something more than whatever the hell they usually did.' USxRussiaxUS

What's with all this being a hero business?" France wasn't sure why he asked America that question, but the answer was certainly not what he was expecting.

If there is one thing Germany will not tolerate, it is traumatizing the delicate minds of his beloved dogs.

Quote-Fic 05: "We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today." Chibi America and Chibi Canada are pretty good people, just as they are.

AU, Russ/Amer. Alfred is upset after his girlfriend breaks up with him. To cheer him up, Matthew secretly signs Alfred up in a "Be a DJ for a Week" contest for a radio station. Alfred wins and he meets Ivan, the owner and main DJ of the station.

Russia-san! D: Oh Canada, you don't know what you'r in for...

Life is boring- one does things to keep occupied. Even if it requires irritating others. TurkeyEgypt mentioned. R&R!

The greek god of Death loves his twinbrother and wishes to be near him always. Unfortunately, his mother Nyx, queen of the night have other plans and separates the twins, till Hypnos decides to have a say in the whole affair. Divine twincest?

“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”

Germany had a rough night, and a rude awakening. What on earth was that noise! Oneshot some Germany X N.Italy and a little Prussia X Austria. Rated Teen for language, yelling, and misuse of the German language.

Italy is sent to spy on the Allies but is curious when he sees two of them lock lips and he must ask Germany why two males kissed like a man kisses a woman. GermanyxItaly humor one-shot with USxUK mentioned

Cuba/Canada Oneshot. Cute Confessions on the Coast :3

Francis didn't have to hear it from anyone else but his own heart. Angsty drabble-y oneshot, Francis at the moment Canada becomes a British colony. One French swearword, lots of angst.

Yong Soo was sleepily trying to mind his own business, when an adorable Chinese man rushed into the bookstore, tackled him to the ground and demanded he help him scare away his crazy ex-boyfriend. Overall, it was a strange day. China/Korea AU.

A little tribute to dracontessa on deviantART! Germany and Italy discover something...interesting... GerIta and USUK hints

Ciel is afraid that Prince Soma and Agni have burned down his summer home so he goes to visit and ends up seeing something he shouldn't. Sebastian is just trying to teach him a lesson in trusting his friends. Agni/Soma SLASH! Voyeur!Ciel.

UKUS. The instant Arthur entered Alfred's home, he knew something was horribly wrong.

America walks into his room to find Canada banging Russia on his bed. Canada/Russia duh.

rated M for resons Hunny as SEME! blah blah blah really short but funny!

Alfred and Canada discuss the differences between their views on gay marriage in the most brotherly way they know how; by arguing and teasing each other.

A short little Poland/Lithuania story.