Hey! I found this website through my good friend Love Chocolate Writing (You should friend her she's awesome) Anyways I love writing and so I made myself an account and was not disappointed! I so far have 1 story, which isn't quite complete, but it's improving. Anyways Hi! :D I don't really know what to put on profiles but I wanted to add something so my page wouldn't be naked, because how awkward is that?

LOVE YALL!!

Memememe!!!

Name: Madison

Age: 13

Favorite food: I have a lot...

Favorite Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mistborn, Animorphs, Sword of Shannara, and several more.

Favorite Internet face: or O'.'O

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
Its hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
you used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (What's the point in taking them off?)

TOTAL: 22/25 O.O

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
you like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

10/24

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 7/11 Oh gods...

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 3/9 (BEAT THAT)

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 4/8

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5/10

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 6/9

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 5/10

I love Percy Jackson, so I take the Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch her star

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go!!!

Quotes

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . .
make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR)
squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . .
I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR)
you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, WingedPurpleBookWorm4Life,FluteFishySmart, Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard, Love Chocolate Writing

10 facts about you
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) dont get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) dont be angry just go to 12
7) i just wanted to say hi
8) what i wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7
11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you!\

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President. (One year when I was little. It was awesome.)
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

9/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

8/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

7/10 (What the fudge does a diary have to do with it??)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

5/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10 (DARN IT. I like Ares! :D)

I'm not exactly aggressive...

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

10/10 (That's really scary too.)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

9/10 (It's not a ten only because when I was little my bestfriends were guys)

YES!!!!!!!

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

2/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup. (It's like making art on your face! x) )
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10 (Aphro!! That's my nickname for her. :D)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. (I always give the stuff back of course)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

6/10 (Okay, that's just scary!!)

Apollo. :\ Oh well.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

Post this on your profile if you are waiting for someone to be the Percy to your Annabeth. Meaning that even in a goddess steals him memories, he will always remember you.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

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8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My friend Maribel stabbed me with a pencil. .

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Three tiny wood boards that I use as shelves.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I don't snore, I occasionally sleep walk, I used to grind my teeth

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 10:56 or something like that

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? For somethings to change. To go back to how they were before.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Everything. I don't like giving things away, or change.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My necklaces, especially the one my great-grandmother gave me.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 4'10" ish. I feel short compared to a lot of people (*Cough*CARI*Cough*)

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yes. It get it from my mother.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No. I like to sleep when the room is pitch black. Idk why, but I see better that way.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don't like crying. I think it makes me seem weak.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Perfume? What is THAT?

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Blonde, dark brown, or black hair, any color eyes. Light skin though. Always. Maybe some Mexicans, but that's a different story.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Near the beach on a veranda or whatever that thing is called.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? BOTH!!!!! Not combined though. EW.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese or hamburger. Yummy.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Nothing. I'm full.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? The fishy?! NO!! D: WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THIS?!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? A stuff animal bear.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Nope. I'm strange like that. -_-

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Idk I dont care..

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 2 dogs, one cat and a hamster.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Pomchi, Chiweanie and i have no idea.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Never..

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? A story.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:23!

75 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Blondes! (Annabeth!)

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My dad. When will he learn to text.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? The word Ain't.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? Yes to Mexico and I'm going to Canada.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Uhh UHh

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No.

37. FIRST JOB? I worked at the school book fair? But paying one...nope.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Does the person across from you count?

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Reading Fanfictions.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yea when i broke my arm and they had to pop it back into place.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My quietness. Mostly from teachers.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes at this very moment.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A bike and a new iPod

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2 or 3

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I used to.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Suave I think...

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I hate it. :(

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Think of any nervous habit (Well.. Almost any) I have it.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't own any CD's I think...

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'd be scared of me. O.o

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? I'm ashamed to say this, but yeah. Sometimes.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I don't. I bundle it inside and then when it gets to much I cry or punch something.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Anywhere someone will have me! (No strangers of course)

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? A stick so I could poke lizards and snakes in my backyard. :D And beanie babies

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? About 10... I'm a loner. D:

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? The biggest!! .

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Of COURSE not.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Cute, smart, confident

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Maddie, Nos, Masidon, Maddie Moo Moo 9Call me that and you DIE). That's pretty much it.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Any that do not hurt my ears or brain. O.O

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? TV. I like them all. There are a few I won't wath though, but that wasn't the question.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I haven't taken it yet.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? BIRTHDAY CAKE

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Hmm... I did the last time I checked. O.o I'll be right back...

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Tonight

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? I'm going through this backwards, so I guess I did now. :D

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Fast I guess

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yepp

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing at the moment.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Milk

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Aunt. I had answered the phone for my mom.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Height, hair, skin, eyes

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Thief or Family tree or Broken girl or a lot of other songs.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Someone going up to me, poking my shoulder, and saying, "POKE!"

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? May

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? What's that?? O.o

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Naturally blonde, but is currently a reddish color.

86. EYE COLOR? Blue

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Taco Bell. I like cheeseroll-ups :D

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? It has worms and stuff. Ew no.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Fox-Terror

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? The last day.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Oboe, a little piano and guitar, recorder.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Nondenominational.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? You can't have xoxo without them both!!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR PLAYING THE FIELD? Relationships I guess. I don't get this question.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Texas Ranger stuff, and gum. :D

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? The invisible kind.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I've read all of the books in the house. :\

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE It's very elaborate. It goes something like this: Me: *Thinks* That dude seems cool. Dude: *Looking at my friend* Hey sexy. Me: *Ignored*

EVERYTHING was copied from my friend's page. It was just so awesome that I wanted it too. Love Chocolate Writing. That's her!