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 I am a very intense, assertive, candid person who does not suffer fools well. Going through a transition period that is called...MY LIFE. lol. I can laugh at myself, though I've gotten more intolerant and judgmental...or so I've been told. :-) I am also a psychotic, bi-polar, temperamental alcoholic. I like the dark...the perverted...the sexual. |
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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,035 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,984 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Dive by VeeVeeElle reviews
Once again, Sookie finds herself bound to Vampires and their politics... literally. After exchanging with Eric once again, and the new take over, Sookie finds herself comptemplating whether to see Eric. Post From Dead to Worse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,985 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Decisions by dans tous nos reves reviews
Begins a little over five years after the Nevada takeover when Eric embarks on a quest to find Sookie. T for early chapters, but may be M in later chapters. Slightly AU. Spoilers for all eight books, and selected themes and elements of Book 9
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,058 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Dead For Real by ehee reviews
Sookie has a disturbing meeting with Bubba, and things are heating up in Felipe de Castro's Louisiana. With danger lurking around the corner, will Eric and Sookie find time for their "Talk?" Spoilers for all 8 books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sookie, Eric
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,167 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pour Some Sugar On Me by BonTempsBaby reviews
Total romance between Sookie and Eric, with more action in 2nd half. Takes place right after FDTW, no spoilers for DAG. Rated M, for mature language and situations.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 273,674 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Sookie's Dream: Outtake of Pour Some Sugar On Me by BonTempsBaby reviews
Dream Sequence from Pour Some Sugar On Me, not completely necessary to have read story, but it helps! Warning! Very adult situations...vampwich. S/E/B
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Her Name by Konfetti reviews
Thoughts from our dark, calm and cool vampire during his capture, torture and rescue in Club Dead. Spoilers for books 1 -3.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bill - Complete
The Void by MoonStoneFairy89 reviews
POV of a cursed Eric during the events of DttW/Book 4. Obvious spoilers for the book. Final chapter is up & titled "Vicissitude". Thanks for keeping up!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,343 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Mercy's workout with Adam by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
Adam's workout with Mercy from Adam's POV. Rated M Yummy lemon. You asked for it, you got it, you eat it.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Adam H., Mercy T. - Complete
Adam's workout with Mercy by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
A very long one shot: What would have happened if Jessie hadn't walked in on Adam and Mercy after their workout in his garage when things were "getting out of hand". Pure smut. Delicious lemon. Rated M because there is no higher rating. ; I own nothing!
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Mercy T., Adam H. - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Understanding by Morgaine Swann reviews
Eric is tired of waiting and it's time for Sookie and he to reach an understanding about their bond. One Shot - Prologue to She's Coming Home and LATE
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Lost Moon by up2nogoodj5 reviews
NEW MOON IN EDWARDS POV... there are so many twilights in his POV and so little of new moon in his POV that are actually being worked on, i figured id give it a shot... PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,488 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Bonds by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Sookie has taken blood from more than one vampire. Can a human be bonded to more than one? What happens if she does? Once again Sookie's life is complicated by Eric and Bill, and she needs to sort it all out. Absolute vampwich. Definite M rating.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,517 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Blood Red Loving by Jesiryu reviews
*Content Warning - Adult Situation ie lemons * Eric's stream of consciousness as he makes love to Sookie. One shot for Valentine's Day. Cold shower might be needed after. All 8 books assumed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Letting Go by FarDareisMai2 reviews
A one shot from Eric's POV about his feelings for Sookie and the aftermath of de Castro's takeover. Spoilers for book 8.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Earning Their Keep by nox-alatus reviews
SLASH. Takes place back in the day when Eric was still with his maker. Rated M for a reason, people. COMPLETE.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Reconciliation by Meg2 reviews
A short story that reframes the events of "Understanding" from Eric's point of view. Expands on Chap 12 of "Understanding" as well.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Understanding by Meg2 reviews
A sequel to "Desiderata", following in series that began with "From the Beginning"
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,300 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete