Hello, people! I'm Worldwide Whisper—you can call me...anything, really, until I come up with a decent nickname. If anyone wants to help me with this, please do so.

Anyway, here are a few random things about me:

-I'm Dutch, German, Scottish, English, Irish, and Native American. Yes, I have "imaginary friends," as all of my classmates call them—but they're real! Only people with the purest of hearts can see them!...So why can I?

-I really like anime, especially Hetalia. However, I suck at writing stories about Hetalia, mostly due to the outrageous number of euphemisms I use instead of actual swear words. Sorry, I just can't make myself type swear words—not on purpose, anyway.

-I don't do lemons. Or even yaoi. Or yuri. I just don't believe in that stuff. I know, I'm twisted, but I can't do it.

-I'm prone to attacks of extreme randomness, as well as random stages where I get really depressed and stuff. Then again, I am a teenager.

-I am a total weirdo, and proud of it!

-I'm not a fangirl. I just like to act like one sometimes.

-I claim to be a Hetalia fan, but I don't have anything Hetalia-related except for my stories. Why? Well, the (unawesome) stores by my house don't sell Hetalia stuff...

-Many of my ideas, stories, comments, ect. are just plain stupid. That's the way I roll, though, so...

-I'm really new to this website, so I'll probably epically fail everything. That...actually sounds fun. O_e

-My favorite Hetalia characters are Russia (I can't explain this), America (I'm not biased at all...actually, yes, I am), Prussia (because he's awesome), and Canada (he's like me in real life; I'm invisible too).

On a final note...

Make pasta, not war! ^ ^ PASTAAAA!

~Worldwide Whisper