Pen name: ShadowSanctum

D.O.B.: 7-24-91

About Me: ...This information is unnecessary. However, seeing as how I'm extremely bored at the moment, I suppose I shall make a vague attempt at this "About Me" business.

Gender: Female

Country: U.S.A. But what does that matter, really? The concept of separate nations shall be done away with in the oncoming Zombieocalypse, in which those few survivors must put aside their petty differences in order to form a tribe of modern-day hunter-gatherers whilst simultaneously fending off the remaining hordes of the undead.

My Real Name: I am (unfortunately) named after a pop singer who suffered a mental breakdown in which she purportedly handed out popsicles to bemused audience members while performing a random striptease. She attributed the leading factor of her breakdown as lack of sleep; odd, when I suffer from a lack of sleep, I tend to become extremely hostile and irritable. For those foaming-at-the-mouth rabid fans of her, no, I do not have anything against the aforementioned entertainer. I merely detest having been named after another person, let alone a pop icon.

Okay, that's enough ranting...for now.

Anime/Manga: Elfen Lied, Gyo, Jigoku Shojo, Baccano, Le Portrait de Petit Cossette, Tomie, Bible Black, Dolls, Uzumaki, Flesh-Colored Horror, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Lament of the Lamb, Mermaid Saga, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Naruto (including Shippuden), Ludwig Kakumei, Souichi's Diary of Delights, Ghost Talker's Daydream, The Enigma of Amigara Fault, Nightmares for Sale, Tokyo Akazukin, Bleach, Inuyasha.

Cartoons/Television Shows: Robot Chicken, Invader Zim, Metalocalypse, Superjail!, The Boondocks, Neighbors From Hell, Stroker and Hoop, Clerks, The Batman, King of the Hill, The Office, Teen Titans, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's laboratory, Cow & Chicken, Keenan and Kel, Salute Your Shorts, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Goosebumps, Dennis the Menace, Johnny Bravo, The Powerpuff Girls, The Addams Family, Lonney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, Action League Now!, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Making Fiends, Rocko's Modern Life, The Ren & Stimpy Show, X-Men, Jimmy Neutron, Rocket Power, All That, 6Teen, Total Drama Island, Doug, Edgar & Ellen, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, Angry Beavers, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, KaBlam!, Mr. Meaty, Hey Arnold!, Wishbone, Rooftop Room Cat, Might Morphing Power Rangers, Pushing Daisies, The Chappelle Show.

Books/Comics: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee!, Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl, I Feel Sick, It, The Shining, Coraline, By the Light of the Moon, The Taking, and countless others that I read years ago and no longer remember the titles of.

Movies: A Nightmare on Elm Street (the original, the 2010 remake made me want to cut someone's throat), 30 Days of Night, Ju-On, The Ring, It, The Dark Night, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, The Crow, Friday the 13th (I reiterate, original version), Halloween (both the original and the first remake, oddly enough), Candyman, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, Shaun of the Dead, the Child's Play series, Zoolander, The Excorcist, The Last House on the Left, A Tale of Two Sisters, Law Abiding Citizen, Audition, Guinea Pig (film series), Dark Water, Silent Hill, One Missed Call, Uzumaki, Tomie, Arachnophobia, Mirrors, The Others, The Mask, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, The Bad Seed, The Wicker Man, Rosemary's Baby, The Brood, Dawn of the Dead, The Shining, A Haunting in Connecticut, The Amityville Horror, Pet Sematary, Storm of the Century, The Silence of the Lambs, Pan's Labyrinth, REC, The Orphanage.

Music: Death Metal, Industrial, Post-hardcore, Synthrock, Indie Rock; essentially any genre is acceptable so long as the song is not ear-bleedingly horrendous.

Dislikes: Working in groups, crowds, people who are consistently late, children who act like they know everything although they lack the capacity to wipe their own asses, tutoring other people, being asked for advice only for it to be promptly ignored, whiners, having my peace interrupted, being asked a series of inane questions, being told that I should see a therapist, suggestions that I should go to anger management, being advised that I should be nicer, etc. As you can clearly see, I am by no means a people person.

In short, I can be described as: Cynical, sarcastic, realistic, deadpan, a dark sense of humor, witty (not my own assessment), pessimistic at times, eccentric, phlegmatic, and so on. Whoopee, and all that shit.