Real name - Jak Mcdangerousrisktaker Mahgee esquire the third

Age - April 29 1987 you do the math

Gender - that's for me to know and you to find(i like being androgynous :P )

Religon - Christian, but not a very good one

fav bands - only gonna list the ones that im listening to atm since theirs too much to list

AFI

Imogen Heap

bloc party

the Airborne Toxic Event

black kids

roach

the Yeah yeah yeahs

the misfits

the killers

the Ataris

inflames

lostprophets

3OH!3

fav tv shows - haven't watched that much tv nowadays but here are the ones that i try to tune into

Top Gear (STIG YOUR MY HERO!!)

icarly

sonny with a chance

fringe

pushing daisies

how i met your mother

flapjack

chowder

avatar

wizards of waverly place

futurama

daily show

steven colbert

fav authors -

David webber

R.A salvator

Sandy Mitchell

Paul S. Kemp

Niel Gaiman

fav anime -

Naruto

bleach

last exile

FLCL

cowboy bebop

samurai champloo

outlaw star

trigun

bandit king jing

tenchi muyo

Galaxy heroes

gundam 00 S1&2

ergo proxy

fav movies-

anything made by pixar

the shawshank redemption

american psycho

Coraline

watchmen

anything made my studio Chibli

underworld 1&2

the prestige

batman begins & the dark knight

big fish

sin city

ironman

stardust

princess bride

the guyver (sequal suxed though :( )

titan a.e

Labyrinth

advent children

Fav comic heroes -

Iron fist

wolverine

the green lantern corps

superman

storm

Fav comic supervillians -

the Joker

Sinistro

Favorite games-

World of Warcraft(i fell off the wagon im back in agian T_T damn you blizzard!!)

Final Fantasy 7/8/10

Bully

MGS 2/3/4

Jak 2/3

uncharted

ratchet n clank

Diablo 1/2 and soon to be 3

Starcraft and its future sequel

resident evil 4 and soon to be 5

star wars knights of the old republic

halo

fav pairings -

sam/freddie - icarly - these two are too cute together need i say more?

Justin/alex - Wizards of Waverly place - I know gross right? But I cant help it they look good together. Its one of my many guilty pleasures, I blame the writers for giving them really good chemistry!!

Derek/casey - life with derek - they have so much sexual tension i can cut it with a knife and thats ok cause their not related so all is good :P

Miley/oliver - Hannah Montana (my lil sister made me watch the show,and i personally thought it was ok i guess but i fell in love with these 2 characters) - They look good together is all I have to say plus its obvious they have a thing for a each other and I dont even really watch the show XD. aw it seems this ship in sinking T_T guess ill be going with it since im pretty obsessed with this couple :(

naruto/sakura - naruto - at first I didnt really have a fav pairing for this anime untill just recently when naruto was willing to promise to the girl of his dreams to bring back the guy she loved just so she would be happy! If thats not true love I don't know what is

tenchi/ryoko - Tenchi muyo- becuase tenchi is the only one that can calm down that fiesty space pirate!

wolverine/storm - xmen- they are much more exciting then jean/wolverine!

chad/sonny - sonny with a chance- three words "oh chad dylan" this is my new obssession

least fav pairing -

Freddie/Carly - icarly - meh freddie's obsession with carly kinda gets creepy

Sam/Spencer - icarly - eww the guy is like 26 and sam is 15 I know love knows no bounds but...ew also that shit can land the guy in jail :/

oliver/lilly - Hannah Montana - its wierd becuz I usally like the whole love/hate relationships but I just dont see it happening with these two they seem to much like siblings then lovers. guess the HM writers dont feel the same way it seems...those bastards t('_' t). i finally saw the episode ( well some of it anyway) and i might be biased but was it me or did it feel really forced i mean they kinda got together out of nowhere i mean from the few episodes that i saw of this show there was like now build up at all sigh w/e guess the HM writers are just getting lazy

jake/miley - Hannah Montana - Dont see this happening they seem way too superficial

Lily/Jackson - Hannah Montana - I dont hate this pairing i mean like the only time ill ever read a fic about them is when there the side couple of a moliver fic.

kevin/nick/Joe jonas - Hannah Montana - jonas bros are lame -_- except for that one stupid song that I cant get out of my head (burnin up!! arggh)

Lily/Miley - Hannah Montana- sorry not a fan of slash :x

sasuke/naruto - Naruto - read above

sasuke/Sakura - Naruto - sasuke is way too stereotypical cool anime character plus he is a selfish ass and he is quit boring imo

Naruto/Hinata - Naruto - Hinata is soo shy that it pisses me off I mean come on! Your a ninja grow some backbone!!

where I stand on slash fics - dont like em and its not cuz ima homophobe or anything its just not my cup-o-tea

where I stand on Anti-(insert character here) fic - I dont like character bashing at all

where I stand on AU fic - I generally have no problems with this genre unless the author blows

where I Stand Song fics - meh i usally just skip the song lyric parts and just read it like a normal fanfic

where I stand on Marie-sues - I FUCKIN HATE EM!! I dont like OC at all actually unless there like side characters that dont get alot of attention

fav Fanfic genre - Ima big romance/humor fan with a dash of drama and angst thrown in but not too much just a pinch

I'm a lover of one shots!! I can't get enough of them even the poorly written ones

my lil rants- for those who care enuff to read it