Kirk and Spock are mistaken for lovers and sent to spend their shore leave at a tacky couples resort. Slashiness is the only logical outcome. Abandon hope of het fic, all ye who enter here.

[HIATUS UNTIL I REJOIN FANDOM] Taking a job as a janitor meant I would be able to attend one of the most elite high schools in Japan! Besides cleaning urinals and picking up after others, I saw no downfalls - until I had to clean the third music room. Kyouya X OC

It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.

It all started when Spock offered to keep him company during shore leave...

School AU, Mr John Watson is the new Chemistry teacher at King's College, a recent dropout of med school and barely qualified to teach at age 23. Sherlock Holmes is in his final year at school and catches John's eye. Definitely against the rules.

...but not Irene Adler. Rather, one 'Joan Watson', and why she shouldn't be. Crackfic. Inspired by recent 'Elementary' casting.

Sherlock's mind is a battlezone. Logic against emotion, thoughts against feelings. John is not helping. A look at Sherlock's unique mind, and how it affects his life with a certain John Watson. Reference to adult themes.

Legolas and Gimli prepare to depart Middle Earth but Legolas hesitates. It's not the gender of Legolas' lover that he's reluctant to tell his family about; it's the species.

Spock comes across Glee music on Jim's computer and can't resist listening to a few songs. In which Spock puts logic aside and does what feels right. Mild slash.

A tale of spring and new beginnings. Fluffy like a baby chick.

Everyone has a weakness, something that makes them act like a totally different person. Unless you're Commander Spock. Then you have five. Spirk fluff and humor.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

E/C- Modern. A cross between phantom of the opera and Shallow Hal. What happens when shallow Christine is hypnotised into only seeing inner beauty, and then meets the gorgeously handsome Erik? COMPLETE!

Another take on the graveyard scene. What does Erik have to say? And Christine? Is she still as naive, and he as fridgid? One-shot.