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Fandoms and Ships:

Avatar: The Last Airbender-Zutara and Tokka

Avatar: Legend of Korra-Korrasami, Wuko, Bopal

DC-WonderBat

Deadpool-Deadpool/happiness.

Disney-Pretty much all cannon pairings

Guardians of the Galaxy

Harvest Moon

Harry Potter-SB/HrG, Harry/Luna, Jily

Hetalia-US/UK (or, more preferably, UK/US ;) ;) ;)), GerIta, PruAus, PruHun, ScotEng

Inglorious Basterds

Marvel-Brutasha, Thor/Jane, Steve/Peggy, Scarletvision (and though I swore I would never) Stony

NCIS-Tiva, McGee/everyone

Once Upon A Time-SwanQueen, Snowing, and 110% Rumbelle

Pirates of the Caribbean-me/jack sparrow tbh

Walking Dead-Bethyl, Glenn/Maggie, Richonne

Young Justice-SuperMartian, Angelfish, Spitfire

...and too many more!

FicRecs:

If you are a Hetalia fan, you must read A Matter of Time, and its sequel, A Matter of Course by cultureandseptember! If Germany is your favorite character and you love to torture yourself through (mostly) historically accurate, heart-breaking, and angst-filled gay romances that have no chance of happy endings, check out TwiGo and read all her fics. Prepare to cry. If you like non-incestuous GerPru and angst with a happy-ish ending read The Fall of Adam by lilien passe.

If you are an Avatar: The Last Airbender fan, you need to read Water: Twist of Fate, and its sequel Earth: Bring it Down, by Sapphire-Raindrop. Like right now.

If you are a Harry Potter fan and you like time travel and painfully-slow-build Hermione/Sirius, go read Sands of Destiny by amidtheflowers. If Hermione is your shipwhore and you can literally ship her with anyone, try ShayaLonnie's Hermione/James fic Storm of Yesterday. Also check out her other fics. This author can write Hermione with literally anyone and make it work.

If you are a Pirates of the Caribbean fan, read Memories of May and the sequel, A Rose Among Thorns, by Nytd. Warning-A Rose Among Thorns is incomplete and is no longer being updated. However May's story as a whole is a captivating one, and I don't regret reading it, even if I will never know what became of her.

If you are a Walking Dead fan and you like time travel and Carryl, read A Better Man by 27dayz.

If you love Superman, romance, and awesome OCs that put yours to shame, read Guidelines to Loving an Incognito Superhero by SchadenFreude95.

If you dig Young Justice and thrive off of angst that eats away at your very being, read Feathers in the Night and its sequel Broken Wings also by SchadenFreude95.

I read so much ff that I could never remember every one, but these stories have touched me and will always stand out in my mind when I think about fanfiction, even if some of them forever remain incomplete.

Quotes for your enjoyment:

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined." -Henry David Thoreau

"To live for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top." -Robert M. Pirsig

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon." -Paul Brandt

"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." -Sarah Williams (Not Galileo!)

"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." -John 8:7

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White

"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman." -Anais Nin

"Above all, let who you are, what you are, and what you believe shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish." - John Jakes


Random crap just for fun:

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.

Those are my principals, and if you don't like them...well, I have others.

I'm original and unique. I'm my own person, and if you don't like me...screw you. I'm awesome.

I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't give a crap.

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you landed on your face -_-

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, I guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: ...

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, heifer, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass for leaving you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

(This was the dumbest quiz ever, but it was fun, so whatevs.)

I am that girl.

I am that girl...You know her. She doesn't go to school dances, but if she does, she sits in a corner and reads a book. If she dances, she dances solo. She is the girl that people look through when she says something. She is the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. She is the girl that people call weird, and a freak and a geek, either behind her back or to her face. She is the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook or Twitter, or talking to a girlfriend on the phone. She is the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute. She is the girl who sings her heart out in public. She is the girl that has stopped to smell the roses and jump and splash in the rain.

But she is also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things.

I am that girl.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

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Anyway, I've Been There by Caleb Nova reviews
It's the same place they left, but Dipper and Mabel aren't the same kids who left it. A story of the uneven after: new friends, new family, and the promise of a new tomorrow. (Gradual Dipcifica, Mystery Twins bonding, family ties, weird science, and the Power of Friendship—anthyding can hadplen!) [part two: 'new summer season' in progress]
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 205,789 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 3/22/2016 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., Soos - Complete
Say Anything, Except That by Cortexikid reviews
Deadpool had half a second to witness the utter shock, quickly followed by the rush of blood to Peter's usually pale cheeks, creating an adorable blush, before he clapped a hand over his eyes and let out a yell. "OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU NAKED!" Wade glanced down at himself and shrugged, "hey, I'm the one that woke up here, shouldn't I be asking you that? Perv."
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 239,487 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 1/3/2015
Earth: Bring it Down by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Book 2] The Earth Kingdom is an impartial maze, its paths constantly twisting and turning. The Avatar and his friends have taken one path, Prince Zuko and his companions have decided upon another. Along the way, enemies and friends will be made, unexpected feelings will arise, and loyalties will be tested. Nothing is set in stone.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,468 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, OC - Complete
The Fräulein and The Basterd by Carrot Top reviews
Klara Bathurst is German. Furthermore, she is the sister of a famous Nazi soldier. But Klara, who left Germany so she could distance herself from her brother, has a well kept secret - she has been helping Jewish refugees escape Europe. Hers is a life full of danger and risk, but when Donny Donowitz comes barging into the picture, things become more complicated than ever before.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,981 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 1/10/2010 - [Donny D., OC] Aldo R., Shosanna D. - Complete
Broken Wings by SchadenFreude95 reviews
Morgan returns to America and finds that everything has changed - some things for the worse. Sequel to Feathers in the Night.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 171,488 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Richard G./Nightwing, OC] Timothy D./Robin III
Nine by amidtheflowers reviews
There are nine moments when a man enters her life, making her feel something more than she understood. Nine moments when a man likes to consider himself Jaqen H'ghar, if only for a lovely girl.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Jaqen H., Arya S.
To Go Forward by YourDailyPrescription reviews
Jon Snow wakes up in Winterfell two years in the past. In a forgotten room, he finds a chest filled with his mother's letters and momentos from his infancy that no one seems to remember. Starting with the events of Game of Thrones, Jon struggles with his knowledge of the future, and an ancient prophecy. Drama. Non-canon compliant. Time Travel, AU, R L J.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,973 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 4,438 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Jon S.
Misplaced Moony by ShayaLonnie reviews
A mysterious item and mischievous Marauders end up accidentally shoving Remus Lupin into another time and place where he has to rebuild his life from scratch, deal with the aftermath of a war he hadn't yet been a part of, all with the help of new friends and a special young witch. *Art by Freya Ishtar* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,817 - Reviews: 4187 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 4,379 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Remus L., Hermione G.] Harry P., Sirius B.
The Boy in the Bookshelf by ShayaLonnie reviews
In the aftermath of war, Hermione retreats to the Hogwarts library to repair her sanctuary and herself. Through broken magic, she's given the opportunity to help fix even more when she stumbles across a friendless first year Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,218 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
Storm of Yesterday by ShayaLonnie reviews
Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 132,606 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 6,548 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] Marauders - Complete
GTLAIS - Short stories by SchadenFreude95 reviews
Shortstories about everyones favourite couple from Guidelines to Loving an Incognito Superhero
Superman - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, OC
Unexpected by ex zombie reviews
When Merle Dixon joins up with the prison group emotions run wild, but no one is affected more than young Beth. Lets explore the unexpected, as Beth succumbs to the ol' Dixon charm. Multi chapter. Rating will definately change.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 99,643 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Merle D., Beth G.
Reflection by x silhouette dreams x reviews
Nobody liked Sophia on Sunshine Islands. When she plans to leave, she calls her completely opposite sister Chelsea to play the act and pretend to be her while she's gone. When Chelsea sees the damage her sister has left, she decides to change it around. With new friendships & a budding romance, how will she play this game? And will the people of the islands ever realize her secret?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 135,883 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Chelsea, Vaughn, Mark - Complete
A Matter of Course by cultureandseptember reviews
What do you treasure most? OC. (Slow-building, different, serious take on the "globe-fic" trope. Historical.) Sequel to "A Matter of Time." [Cover image by Creativay.] Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,548 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 7/7/2013 - England/Britain, America, Norway, OC - Complete
The Time Wish by Sarah1281 reviews
After defeating Bill, Stan manages to get his hands on a time wish. Infinite pizza was a pretty good wish but he thinks he's got one better. 1982, Gravity Falls, moments before reuniting with his unraveling brother. Fixing things won't be easy but neither was teaching himself how to save Ford. This time things were going to be different. This time that portal was going down.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,536 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Acceleration Waltz by TwiGo reviews
AU. 1950s, America. Anti-German sentiment is alive and well, and for most young people, destiny is already decided. But one American and one German may stray from their intended paths, and perceptions are always subject to change. America x Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,984 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Germany, America]
Sands of Destiny by amidtheflowers reviews
"Knockturn Alley," Hermione breathed, and a rush of relief flooded inside of her. At least she didn't end up amongst cavemen or dinosaurs. Time-turner fic. Sirius Black falls behind the veil, the time-turners are destroyed, and a Gryffindor is going to change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 241,364 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Cutting the Knot by Sarah1281 reviews
It's Christmas Eve, 1979, and Ford is convinced his life is going great. He's doing important work with the two people he trusts most in the world in a place that finally accepts him. Then Stan comes crashing back into his life, from the future no less, with cryptic warnings of a dark future. By the end of this Christmas Carol he'll certainly have some life choices to reevaluate.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,210 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Grunkle Stan, F. McGucket, Grunkle Ford - Complete
The Spare Room by 27dayz reviews
The bills keep piling up and if Daryl Dixon has any hope of improving his life, he and his brother are going to have to find someone to fill their spare room to help cover expenses. The problem is that while Daryl can't stand his new roommate, he finds himself falling for his roommate's girlfriend. Pre-ZA AU.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,546 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Daryl D., Carol] Ed, Merle D.
Orange Blossom Special by TwiGo reviews
AU. In the second great war, Sweden broke neutrality to allow unarmed German troops to travel through their country via railroad. Berwald, freedom fighter, disagrees with this decision and sabotages a train. But the soldier that he captures as leverage was planning on going AWOL anyway, and sometimes your worst enemy can become your strongest ally. Sweden x Germany, Den x Fin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 186,428 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Germany, Sweden] [Denmark, Finland]
A Better Man by 27dayz reviews
After Carol's death, Daryl makes a desperate wish to save her. Suddenly, he finds himself back in the quarry, staring as she and her daughter cower in the shadow of her husband. With all of his memories of the future intact, can Daryl change life as he knows it? And just how will this journey change him? M for later chapters. Caryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 103 - Words: 477,822 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Daryl D., Carol] Merle D., Sophia
Glorious Nymphs by Rune-Spirit reviews
The Basterds never depended on anyone before, let alone three young sisters. But with the aftermath of the basement, they find that if one girl can change you, three can turn your world upside down. Stiglitz/OC
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,245 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hugo S., Aldo R.
Empty Feeling by AnimationNut reviews
There is awkward tension in the air between Stan and his brother. Neither quite knows how to act around the other, but once Ford witnesses the pure, loving bond Stan shares with their niece and nephew, he longs to have the same thing.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Before They Learn To Swim by Threnna reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 145,167 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 10/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Proposal by PicklePeaches reviews
Alfred is an aspiring editor and writer working as a PA under the head editor of Random House Publications, Arthur Kirkland. When Arthur is about to be deported back to England losing everything he's worked to hard to achieve, he and Alfred strike a deal, each hoping to use one another to stay on top. Omegaverse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - England/Britain, America
Pelvic Sorcery by Idratherbeinbritain reviews
They've both found that love is when you want to kiss and you get bit. And not always in the good way, but still. Here they were, making mistakes, and making the most of them.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Groot, Rocket R.
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by blommabelle reviews
The Awesome Trio - features the hero America, the Viking Denmark and the awesome Prussia! A series of short stories about their random pranks, acts of debauchery and their general awesomeness. Features fem!America. DenFem!Ame and PruHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 148,979 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/22/2013 - America, Prussia, Denmark
Feathers In the Night by SchadenFreude95 reviews
The random discovery of a girl with a pair of wings and a lot of unanswered questions grants the Team a new member, and Nightwing, after being assigned as her mentor, a lot of problems.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 283,461 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, OC - Complete
Up Close and Personal by DevonLoch reviews
Stiglitz storms a sniper's perch who's been terrorizing control over a small bridge. What he finds inside is a bit more than he bargained for, and reveals a little known fact about himself. Sorry for the poor summary -written on very few hours of sleep xD
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Complete
Tempus Rerum Imperator by avalonroses reviews
Professor Kirkland hates Alfred F. Jones for reasons only time can explain. Written for USUK Sweethearts Week. Pottertalia!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
What's in a Name by LemonStar reviews
..Daryl/Beth.. From the "House Call" universe. "He reminds me so much of your brother sometimes."
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Daryl D., Merle D., Beth G. - Complete
Flaming Prince by FlamingToads reviews
Grandma Yin tries to comfort Prince Wu after he and Mako have a fight. Just a cute little drabble for fun!
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Mako, Yin, Prince Wu - Complete
Like It or Not by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,006 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Miscommunication by Kat Dakuu reviews
It took one thousand years for Mathias and Berwald to start dating, one month to get into bed together, and exactly one minute after for their relationship to go to hell in a handbasket. But what exactly went wrong? These two can't communicate well enough to figure it out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Denmark, Sweden] Norway, Finland - Complete
Abnegation by drifting.manatee reviews
Abnegation: self-sacrifice, selflessness- acting with less concern for yourself than for the success of the joint activity. Or: Meredith Quill had always told her son that he would amount to great things, and now with his bunch of a-holes he finally has the chance to do so. Takes place post-movie.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora, Rocket R., Drax - Complete
Guidelines to Loving an Incognito Superhero by SchadenFreude95 reviews
There are two very good reasons why I shouldn't have feelings for Clark Kent (Besides him being ridiculously out of my reach.) 1. He is totally in love with Lois Lane. 2. I think he might be Superman. Clark Kent/OC
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 176,677 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, OC - Complete
Red Herring by Hectopascal reviews
Basically, Peter is 99.9 percent certain that Yondu is his dad. He's wrong.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U. - Complete
Capricious by avalonroses reviews
Arthur was a passionate member of the Equal Rights for Omegas (ERO) movement and thus actively sought to repel any Alpha who dared to step too close to him. Of course, it had to be Alfred F. Jones who stepped. Omegaverse!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [America, England/Britain]
Being One of the Responsible Nations by Car reviews
England bit his lip, chancing a glance at at his neighboring nations and slipping his phone out of his pocket. No one would notice him sending one little text message to the handsome American across the table, would they? Of course not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/30/2014 - America, England/Britain
A Jock and a Hard Place by AnneriaWings reviews
Danny and Dash were silent, trying to wrap their mind around that stupid, simple fact – the door was locked. They were trapped. In a janitor's closet. Together. (Collab with Haiju)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 154 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Bereft by In Pieces reviews
"I'm no hero." The Winter Soldier remarked. She snorted and eyed him in a way that seemed critical. "Not with that attitude."
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC - Complete
The Fall of Adam by lilien passe reviews
Ludwig is a farm hand working for a manor house and is not content with his station. Gilbert is an earl's son and is far too content. Post WWI AU. [NOW COMPLETE]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,673 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
18 Miles Out by MonDieu666 reviews
Beth's life has been easy until one day, it isn't. She struggles to cope with the demands of surviving the apocalypse. Everyone has always protected and sheltered Beth, so she expects the same treatment as she finds her feet but one man seems to go out of his way to antagonise her. Beth starts to learn the reality of the world and people. Copyrighted.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 190,533 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Daryl D., Beth G.] - Complete
Nearest and Dearest by S.E. Mellark reviews
AU. "And if they knew I was just some kid you found in a dumpster when you were supposed to be at school? What then, Dad?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/3/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Broken People by Tajjas reviews
The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,966 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
Rough by NormanReedusLover reviews
He was bruised and scarred; she was curious. Who was this man they called 'Dixon? Sometimes, people meet once and for no reason at all. Other times, the purpose has just yet to be found out. It can be an easy passing, or it could get rough. AU Daryl/Beth BETHYL/DETH -COMPLETE-
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,383 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Daryl D., Merle D., Maggie G., Beth G.
Weeds by Brazen Hussy reviews
Merle wasn't an unreasonable man. All he wanted to do was survive, find his brother and wreak bloody and terrible vengeance on Officer Friendly & Co. You'd think it wouldn't be a hell of lot to ask for, but with the dead walking around it's hard for a guy to catch a break. It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't still have to deal with the living... Merle/OC Drugs, sex & violence.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,939 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Merle D.
Damaged Heroes by MonDieu666 reviews
Beth only knows one person who can understand the darkness inside Carl and help her friend. But she doesn't anticipate all the ways he'll change her too. Beth seeks him out to be her hero but in the end she'll be much more to him.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,056 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Daryl D., Beth G.] - Complete
A Castle of Potters by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
If Severus Snape had indeed lived through The Second War and had kept his job as a professor... What would his initial reaction to each of Harry Potter's children be? A "Snape Lives" piece!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22/2013 - James S. P., Albus S. P., Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Just One Yesterday by Amidephrine reviews
Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,913 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
In His Own Image by Brazen Hussy reviews
Choices mean so much more in a world where survival hangs by a thread. With the threat of the Governor looming over the prison survivors, Beth makes the choice she must to save her family, while Merle makes the choice he must to save himself. Merle/Beth (or Meth, if you prefer) angst with a bit of smut. Note the rating and don't read if the age gap makes it an issue for you.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Merle D., Beth G.
A Matter of Time by cultureandseptember reviews
The threads will unravel. (Slow-building, serious take on the "OC dropped into Hetalia" trope. Historical. No pairings.) [Credit to Creativay for cover art.] Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 202,682 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - England/Britain, America, Egypt, OC - Complete
When the Levee Breaks by Green Owl reviews
She dreaded that she was going to have to corner him, but there was no other way she could think of to get him to talk to her.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Merle D., Beth G.
Sympathy For The Devil by Silksteel reviews
The prison group get a second chance to do right by Merle Dixon when he's kidnapped by the Governor, and to Beth Greene, for whom family means everything, leaving him behind again is not an option. A Merle/Beth story about forgiveness, redemption, and love in an apocalypse.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,956 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Merle D., Beth G.
How These Days Grow Long by DrPepperDiva reviews
Daryl/Glenn, AU in which Daryl and Glenn were together before the ZA.After Atlanta fell, they each assumed the other died and ended up with different survivor groups. The two groups are about to run across each other.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,580 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
The Depths by Taxie reviews
Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Water: Twist of Fate by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Book 1] A 21st century teenager named Dakota Robbins is tossed into the thick of a Hundred Year War, burdened with unreliable knowledge as well as a stubborn conscience. The lesson to be learned from all of this? Don't stick your hand in mysterious, glowing water and expect to walk away without a story to tell. This is the beginning of that story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,730 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zuko, Iroh, OC - Complete
The Arrow Was Shot by silliputti reviews
AU - In order to win his family's respect, Arthur enters a tournament to win the Princess of America's hand in marriage. At the tournament, he befriends the mysterious Alfred- a fellow competitor who is equally determined to win. As he and Alfred grow closer, he begins to question what is more important to him: his family's respect... or Alfred. [US/UK]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/27/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Reckless by nine miles to go reviews
Sequel to "Lying Heart." Gwen has spent the last two years of her life trying to move past Peter Parker, but it's hard to forget a boy who lives twenty feet down the hall. COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,366 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
A Single Life by Hateofme reviews
Sorry not updating-just doing some small editing. What would have happened if Merle had just waited on the roof? Ann Beck meets the Dixon's in the woods before kneeing Merle in the balls and taking off. Literally falling into camp at the quarry she makes friends in the most unlikely people. Set first season at the quarry before Rick is found. Daryl/OC and this is obviously AU :).
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,385 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Daryl D., Merle D. - Complete
The Doctor's Orders by Evil Icing reviews
Ayame is many things to Hiro: mentor, coworker, friend, and self-proclaimed "coach" when it comes to his ever-blooming love life.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hiro, Ayame - Complete
Goodnight Gotham by X.Q reviews
Good night stars. Good night villains. Good night Bats in the batcave. Goodnight Catwoman siting in the tree outside. Good night Gotham everywhere.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Complete
50 Ways to Piss Off England by TimIsaFunSucker reviews
A list consisting of the best ways to send everyone's favorite Brit up a wall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Lying Heart by nine miles to go reviews
Peter and his struggles to stay away from Gwen, post Movie-verse for The Amazing Spider-Man. COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,958 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
The Book of Hoyle Act 1 by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
In the world of Hoyle there are many tales, but none as strange as the Kingdom of Spades. Multiple pairings aside from USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,649 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Next to Me by whispered touches reviews
They're two brothers sitting in their pajamas at almost five in the morning and Mako is ready to have a panic attack because he thinks he doesn't know how to be a father, which is about the most ridiculous thing Bolin's ever heard. Mako and Bolin have a little chat. One-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
And Now We're Even by Neuronerd reviews
The paths of a German nurse and an American soldier cross not once but twice and neither of them realize how life altering chance can be until it's nearly over. AU & totally not a love story...
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Donny D. - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 461 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Collide by LaLaCat1 reviews
Jason Todd finds himself in a Gotham strangely different from the place he calls home, and he's not happy about it. Now he must learn to deal with a Bruce that cares and a Dick Grayson that's only thirteen years old if he ever wants to make it home.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Rough Night by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Bolin is a mess after getting his heart broken, and it's up to Mako to try to pick up the pieces. A continuation of the scene at the restaurant in episode 5. Onesided Borra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
Don't Leave Me by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
Mako and Bolin's interaction after Korra dropped them off after the Equalist rally
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Doctor Java reviews
Hermione and Millicent have an unspoken arrangement. Emotions go a bit haywire after Ron and Harry find out, and then Millicent tries to change the terms. Hermione x Millicent
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Hermione G., Millicent B. - Complete
Nothing Happened by colej67 reviews
Sweden refuses to date anyone after his relationship with Finland. Will a strange encounter in a hotel change all that? Possibly one of a series. In which Sweden can't let go and America wants him out of his shell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sweden, America - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Reconstruction by White Mizerable reviews
In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,644 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Holiday Cheer by Midnight Rose Princess reviews
After that faithful Christmas Day, Cindy Lou Who goes up to Mount Crumpit to visit the Grinch. When she finds him feeling down despite the happy turn of events, she tries to cheer him up, and finds out she needed the same gift.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/14/2011 - [The Grinch, Martha May W.] Cindy Lou W. - Complete
What I do for Love by Skadiyoko reviews
Having a bisexual boyfriend can be complicated, but in the end you'll do anything for the one you love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Liechtenstein, England/Britain - Complete
Five Times Red Tornado Didn't Want To Know by midnightluck reviews
And One Time He Found Out Anyway. Red Tornado didn't volunteer to watch over six super-teens, but he got the job anyway. Five times Red Tornado walked in on the team doing something odd and didn't ask, and that one time he just couldn't help himself.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Red Tornado - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 348 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
His Heart by Zo One reviews
For Christmas Finland asks for but one thing: A Santa letter from Sweden. What he doesn't expect, is how seriously the other nation takes to the task. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Khrustyky by Measured reviews
A comedy of errors. America has an interest in Ukraine, but thinks that Canada is dating her. Meanwhile, France and Canada dance around the issue of their unspoken feelings for each other. America/Ukraine, France/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2011 - America, Ukraine - Complete
A Rose Among the Thorns by Nytd reviews
Twelve years after being kidnapped by pirates, Madeline Gray has moved on with her life, even falling in love again when she thought it might never happen, but who she falls in love with once more surprises even her. Post AWE. Pirates of May Episode IV.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 165,617 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Hector B.
Basterdly Interludes by Blood Trillium reviews
12 ficlets about the Basterds on their mission in France. Action, angst, humor, romance, it's all here. Donny and Wicki featured, a fair bit of Stiglitz, Utivich, and Raine as well.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Donny D., W. Wicki - Complete
Someone Else by Laura Schiller reviews
Five times Martha May Whovier denied her love, and the one time she finally stopped.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Martha May W., The Grinch - Complete
Your Way Back Home by schlorp reviews
When it comes to Sweden, France is sure of three things. Kink-meme de-anon. M for a reason
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - France, Sweden - Complete
The Hunt by ToryTigress92 reviews
"Wherever you run, I will always be there to hunt you," he growled. "And the harder you hunt me, the faster I'll run," she returned, her body softening beneath him in the cold earth. In one moment, the hunt is all that matters. Scabior/Hermione please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/12/2011 - [Scabior, Hermione G.] - Complete
Wire Monkeys by Kizmet reviews
After happening across a study on the effects of isolation on infants Robin decides Superboy needs hugs... And recruits the rest of the team to help.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Good and Evil by Ad-Idem reviews
He asked for mercy. America wanted to know why he should get it. -Post WWII one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
So Complicated by Tinstars reviews
England just wants to wish America a happy Valentine's Day. Why won't he answer the phone?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
King and Country by RobinRocks reviews
"Have I no voice of my own that I need some quarter-German royal who can barely string three words together to take up the task for me?" Great Britain is at war and the people must be rallied. Crossover with The King's Speech.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/3/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Let It Snow by Measured reviews
If there's no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Winter fluff in borrowed Canadian cabins. America/Ukraine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/5/2011 - America, Ukraine - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,928 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Contractions and Split Infinitives by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel is intimidated when she is finally given the opportunity to meet other princesses. Mostly humor, but there's some mild romance.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Sonata 9 by ayazani reviews
Gilbert would never forget his king. His most beloved, the one who had won his respect, worship and his heart. A short retrospective concerning the first meeting of king and kingdom. Will get lemony. FritzxPrussia historical yaoi ftw!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Fritz, Prussia
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 399 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Want Him by TechnoRanma reviews
USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Seeing by Cee-face reviews
Even though she couldn't see, she could still understand. -England/Liechtenstein-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2010 - England/Britain, Liechtenstein - Complete
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Dish Best Served Hyper by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Too much coffee, a half-forgotten Christmas party, and an embarrassing viral video. Revenge is, indeed, a dish best served by a hyperactive teenager. Response to Kitty Ghost's challenge.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Beautiful Kingdom by Artemisthe2 reviews
Language is a funny thing. America/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/28/2010 - China, America - Complete
Razor's Edge by colorguard28 reviews
Two teammates come together after Ziva stays in Israel. Now they must survive her return, their own demons and well-intentioned meddling by teammates. First in the Breathe universe. Voted 2010 NCIS Award winner for best Tony/McGee. NOT explicit.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 121,002 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Worlds Away From Who I Was by bookgodess15 reviews
The last thing Chase needs in his life is dreams of House--unfortunately, they don't seem to be stopping. S4 AU, House/Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,517 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Probably Not to Do with the Whiskey by Twirl reviews
Hugo Stiglitz puts a different name down on the card he slides to the Gestapo Major sitting beside him, to the immense dismay of those around him.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hugo S. - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
A Certain Way by DoubleKK reviews
Akari considered herself to have a finely tuned gay-dar. Secret Santa gift for tsuki aoi usagi.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Angela/Akari, Julius - Complete
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Smarter, Not Harder by amber-chick reviews
Set mid season 2. Tony goes on a holiday, leaving Kate and McGee alone with Gibbs. Curiosity leads them to Tony's personnel file, and they learn some interesting things about Tony - like how he got hired. Includes team bonding, no pairings. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Kate T., Tim M. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 4,892 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Summer's Day by Sa-kun reviews
They were currently sitting out in the backyard on a transfigured couch with three legs. Charlie had brought a leg up on the seat and Harry was curiously pulling the loose trousers Charlie wore up to the man's knee. // CWHP, mentions of past child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 223 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Number Nine by kawasai reviews
Number Nine - formerly known as Six - somehow gets away with everything.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - L. Kutner - Complete
Memories of May by Nytd reviews
Adventure and romance on the high seas involving a doctor on the way to England that is kidnapped by Barbossa, and finds herself as a reluctant ship's surgeon to a crew of pirates. Pirates of May episode I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,784 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Untouchable by bookgodess15 reviews
Chase has a secret. Fortunately, he's a very good liar. HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,465 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Baby Got Boat by Marinera K reviews
You've heard the original song a thousand times, aye? Well, fancy a little piratey remix? Rewrite of "Baby Got Back," from the perspective of your ordinary seaman.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
Cooking by Fandomme reviews
Part Two of the Three Chores series: He slices. He dices. He's the one appliance your kitchen can't do without. Zuko, Katara, and a cooking battle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Royal Drink by Fandomme reviews
After the final battle, Zuko celebrates with his father's private reserve. Part Three of the Drinks series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Man's Drink by Fandomme reviews
Upon meeting Hakoda for the first time, Zuko discovers that Water Tribesmen have a unique way of determining manhood. Part Two of the Drinks series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Selfish Spider by otter cook reviews
Johnny Storm was a jackass and could go join Fate in the club. [JohnnyxPeter, Slash, AU, Xover with Fantastic 4]
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
10 Commandments by bookgodess15 reviews
The ten commandments... House style. Need I say more?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
A Girl's Drink by Fandomme reviews
After he has thrown himself upon the Avatar's mercy, Zuko and Katara have a conversation about musical instruments. Part One of the Drinks series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 186 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete