What if Lucifer the Adversary, the Abomination, the Assbutt, was Lucifer Morningstar? A series of short blurbs/vignettes/drabbles.

Of the many people capable of carrying the fate of the universe on their shoulders by travelling back in time, Loki would have been the first choice of exactly nobody. With no allies, no plan and nobody on his side, Loki will just have to wing it. Or: That awkward moment when you've completed your redemption arc, but nobody else got the memo.

Percy Winchester, according to John winchester, went missing when he was 12 during an undercover hunt at Yancy Academy. But when Sam and Dean see a boy that looks suspiciously like their adopted brother flying down a hill on a silver platter some questions must be asked about the truth behind Percy's disappearance.

Unbonded Omega Guide Holly Potter wasn't looking for trouble, Then again, she never is. HYDRA. The Winter Soldier. Or rather Alpha Sentinel Bucky Barnes, who should have been dead, but wasn't...Trouble certainly found her. (FemHarry. Cowritten with Northpeach, ABO/Sentinel-Guide fusion. I Will Face Canon and Walk Backwards into Hell- for both fandoms)

What if the Gods of the world took a more active hand in it? What might that change about the Game of Thrones? (Or Jon Snow is a demi-god son of R'hllor and world history is turned on its head as a result.)

Loki never thought of himself as heroic. Cunning, cynical and luckless were his favorite. Luckless when instead of death, he got stuck in a body of a blond child. Luckless when he was once gain the odd-one-out among the magical community with magic sensing ability. Loki blamed that ability for every single trouble he encountered at Hogwarts.

UNDER REVISION — A hero's journey never ends and is not one without tragedy. The Fates had not been kind to this soul and would never really allow him peace. But there were others who were like him. Those who had protected the mortal world time after time, as he did. Lost, Percy Jackson has a long road ahead of him to heal, a road which leads him to S.H.I.E.L.D.

Sequel to "Dark Prince". Tensions start to rise and loyalties are tested as Hadrian, formerly known as Harry Potter, delves deeper into the Dark side and sells his soul to the devil. Hadrian Riddle, heir to the Dark Lord himself, is about the become the most terrifying thing the Wizarding world has seen. Just you wait. Rated T for torture [Covers Yrs 3-5]. In Progress

From the moment God created the Earth, it was known that Dean and Sam were similar enough to Michael and Lucifer to be their vessels. Their sister, Lily, was not a vessel, but she shared a profound bond with one archangel. She loved her family and would do anything for them, but she wasn't strong enough to endure their fights. She ended up running away, just like an archangel had.

Amelia Babineaux died in a sea of wine, as a daughter of Dionysus she lived again. [SI, Self-Insert/OC-Insert]

Old habits die hard, and Jess couldn't help noticing the salt lines before they disappeared. On the night Dean comes to ask for his brother's help, she finally decides to speak up, but how will Jessica Moore handle the world of the Supernatural?

Loki falls. When he finally lands, he finds himself on Midgard. S.H.I.E.L.D. beckons with the promise of adventure and intrigue, but he's not sure his mortal identity can withstand the pressure. The Avengers Initiative has only been delayed, and Fury gathers his team as the realm is threatened by a mysterious player from beyond Earth's borders that claims to want the Tesseract...

In which Bloodraven, rather than waiting for things to go wrong, warns Ned and Cat that winter really is coming. Cue some very interesting preparations for the oncoming Long Night. 50% crack, 50% other (but not Other).

Regulus unexpectedly survives his retrieval of Slytherin's locket from the cave. After feeling Voldemort's summons to his rebirth and coming face to face with his brother after nearly sixteen years, will he be able to keep old ties severed? Begins Post-GoF.

Sometimes, history repeats itself. Sometimes, it gets written anew. And sometimes, there comes an age when old heros aren't needed. In a world where protecting the innocent isn't as simple as swinging a sword, a small antiques shop stands between Chinatown and Little Italy. Inside, history is never forgotten and legends are remembered as they truly were, and seen as they truly are.

Still reeling from the Time War, the Doctor finds comfort in a mysterious creature that no one has ever seen. Things get more complicated when he discovers that this kindred spirit is a member of one of the deadliest species in the Universe.

Near 13 years after the rebellion, Aegon the Conqueror awakens, surrounded by dragons yet, utterly alone. An Usurper on the throne, his house exiled and the Kingdom nearing crisis; Aegon does what he does best. There is so much wrong with the world he has woken to. Most certainly there should not be a Stark bastard sporting Visenya's hard frown and Rhaenys' kind eyes. (Female Jon)

Superhero AU. Seven strangers all suddenly develop powers and are recruited by the government. On paper they are the BAU, a team of profilers who study human behavior to stop serial killers. In reality, they use their powers and knowledge of human behavior to stop criminals that seem to be more than human. Constructive criticism is much appreciated!

*Updated Summary* It's the same, but it's not. Sam still loved and lost. The only difference was the "who". The dead aren't supposed to come back, but then again, Percy's always been better than most at doing what people don't want him to. Especially when it comes to the end of the world. Unfortunately, he's always been rather good at those.

Young Merlin's magic is observed in Ealdor by Queen Annis, and he's offered adoption and the throne. Merlin learns what it means to be a prince and an enemy of Camelot - til the day he's captured by Prince Arthur's border patrol. Uther holds a prisoner with magic that he can't afford to execute, and Arthur meets a rational sorcerer for the first time. No slash.

We know no King, but the King in the North whose name is Stark. [Time-Travel AU]

"... The last glimpse of sunset, a green flash shoots up into the sky... Some say—" "It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead." —POTC quote. The Higher Entities end up letting three souls have a second chance at life. One flash of green light the colour of death. Three souls return to the Living. History is rewritten. And Fate laughs. Warnings inside. AU-ish.

The Dragon Queen comes to the Eyrie

Recently widowed, Eleanor Potter relocates to the United States. There, she crosses paths with the man she'd never expected to find; her soulmate, Aaron Hotchner. Soulmates AU. OOC. Hotch/Eleanor (fem!Harry). Post Season 4.

All of what Graves was telling her felt like a desperate lie. Iris felt it in her gut, like a sick twisting feeling. Then, her eyes caught sight of the all-to-familiar triangular symbol sticking up from his vest pocket as it flashed silver in the light. Suddenly, Iris stopped breathing and everything became deathly still. This wizard was not Percival Graves. (Graves x OC)

The Trickster has successfully hidden from his siblings for millennia. He's not just going to just parade around on the streets as either Gabriel or Loki or his new war-criminal-meat-suit just because he's woken up from his very valiant death in his second chance in a weird universe. No way. No, he's a Trickster. He's THE Trickster.

On her twenty-first birthday, Maeve meets an astonishing man with a waxed-paper boat. It feels significant. She has no idea just how much.

He bled out on the snowy grounds of the Night's Watch, not expecting to wake again. But he did wake, and it was not in the forlorn outreaches of the Wall, but back at Winterfell, where King Robert Baratheon was a day's ride away… Old Nan had always warned against changing fate, but how can Jon refuse a chance to prevent the game of thrones?

'I've waited a thousand years for a flighty absolute mess of a human,' He growled. Demetri thanks the gods he's a tracker. Unfortunately for his mate, the 21 year old free-spirited hot mess Delphia Payne, she can't get away from him. He's caught her and he's never letting her go. Mildly AU. Hiatus/Rewriting

Persephone Amphitrite Jackson. Hades wanted to hate his niece for even being born, but how could he hate her when she bore his wife's name and called him family to his face? Fem!Percy & Hades. Now a series of interconnected one-shots. 1/19/2019 - little clean-up of the chapters.

There are things hidden in the far north, secrets buried under ice. Jon Snow faces the white walkers early, and stumbles upon a power that could change the world. It forges a new path for him and everyone around him - and a new journey south, a journey as a dragon. The world begins to change - with steel and snow, fire and blood...

Lyarra Snow had not expected a hand extended in kindness to be remembered. Now there was a lion knight loitering around the Wolfswood asking for her hand in marriage. "Why, Jory? Why can't any of my daughters have normal suitors?" fem!Jon, Jaime x Jon, Sansa x Domeric (side pairing)

A plea to the Albion Magicks for guidance the day before the Triwizard First Task seemed like a good idea in theory. How it resulted in the soaked and shivering form of a near-dead Regulus Black, Holly hadn't a clue. Maybe she was to use him as dragon bait? fem!Harry, Regulus x Harry, Neville x Hermione

When Oberyn Martell adds two and two and gets five, Lyarra Snow finds herself forcefully relocated to Dorne as the newly discovered House Martell bastard. A child still longing for home, Lyarra unexpectedly blossoms under harsh sands, high expectations and the love of a family proud to claim her as their shadowed sun. fem!Jon

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

In a world where soul marks are reparations from one House to another, Jaime Lannister cannot, for the life of him, understand why his family was punished on House Stark's behalf. Or where the Kingslayer finds redemption in a Targaryen Princess but neither are aware of that little fact. Soul Marks AU, fem!Jon, slowly-redeemed!Jaime, not-drunk-enough-for-this!Tyrion, Jaime x Lyarra

They call her Bastard. She wore it as Armour. They made her a Steward. She rose to Lord Commander. They refused her call. Yet she fought for them. They sent assassins. He outlived them all. They put him in shackles. Now he Breaks Chains. They whispered "You cannot withstand the storm. He replied "I am the storm." She is the Wolf Queen. He is the Dragon King. Fem!Jon Male!Daenerys

Sam and Gabe's cushy hunting-free life in Palo Alto are interrupted by a breaking and entering brother, a missing father, and a few demonic forces. What are the two former hunters to do?

Some things just probably shouldn't happen. A child of the Doctor and the Master is one of them. After only raising her for a few years when she was a toddler, the Doctor is horrified to find that his daughter takes after her mother, and now when she isn't busy wandering on her own, he has to stop them from constantly taking over the universe as a weird mother-daughter team.

After being killed by his brother, Gabriel thought it was over for good. Turns out, even angels get second chances. Given a new family, Gabriel is determined to cherish them. Even if they come with a few kinks; but it's nothing a little Trickster magic can't fix, and life is looking good. Until he discovers something from his old universe may have followed him home.

Jon Snow, back in the body of a child has but a few years to prepare the North. Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North knows Winter is coming. Together they begin working to keep not only the North safe from Legends that are beginning to stir but also their family from being torn apart by the south.

It all started when Arthur notices Princess Mithian paying a little too much attention to a certain manservant. Bewildered, Arthur resolves to figure out what could possibly attract a princess to someone like Merlin, only to find that his discoveries lead him down a rabbit hole he never expected. [Merlin, Mithian], Arthur, Gwen

Maeve and Spencer are having a baby. The team might be even more excited than the parents-to-be. Baby Reid enters the world.

Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.

After witnessing the effect burning fish guts has on Reid, Rossi corners Hotch and learns just what happened to Reid years ago at the hands of Tobias Hankel.

Realization dawned over her like lightning from a clear sky, surprising, shocking and totally unexpected. She was in love with him. And she tried to remember, in daze of the new, both frightening and warming discovery, when exactly had her feeling shifted so drastically. And she started, as logic dictates, from the very beginning. Fem!Percy / Hermes

Lucifer and Chloe are trapped underground. One shot. Yet another wing reveal fic!

The knight's supposed to save the princess from the dragon but here, the princess is a dragon, the knight is a bookish lord, and the greatest threat is either the old lady in the blue wimple or the honorable warden with the Ice sword. Because no one thought a second Stark girl would be kidnapped for marriage or that the sensible Willas Tyrell would be the one to kidnap her. fem!Jon

Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.

One rainy Monday has Maeve realizing how hopelessly in love she is with Spencer Reid.

How Tyrion and Sansa's wedding night might have gone, and how their stories might have altered because of it. Show-verse. 16 chapters up, 20 more planned out so far through roughly beginning of s5 (plot changes, obviously). Yeah, this is gonna be a long one.

Post S7/pre-S8 Supernatural; AU post-WS Marvel. In which Sam Winchester is dimensionally displaced, has a resurgence of powers, and just wants to know Dean is alright. The Avengers are confused and alarmed. And Sam is not as alone as he believes, because Marvel-verse is apparently God's penalty box. Starts pretty serious, likely to devolve from there. Ensemble cast of Avengers.

The Winchesters are notorious for doing world-breaking things when they're separated. Something like Sam being in Hell isn't going to stop him when he hears Dean, but slipping the Cage may have had consequences. Like finding himself back years before the Apocalypse started, with Lucifer as a constant companion. Gen. Time/Dimension Travel. Sam&Lucifer, Sam&Dean. Hell Damage.

Gabriel had died. He wasn't supposed to wake up. Apparently his dad disagreed. (BEING REWRITTEN)

What if Jon had inherited more than just Lyanna's colouring. What if he, like his mother and his uncle Brandon had the 'Wolf's Blood'. A what if story featuring Jon as a rather more assertive character than he is in the books or show. Standard warnings for GoT/ASoIaF fics. Violence, blood, sex and gore. Butterfly effect. Things will be different and the same. Mix of GoT/ASoIaF.

Set during Eclipse. Bella struggles in her relationship with Edward. The Volturi have run out of patience. There is no escaping the world's best tracker. Can Bella learn to not just survive but thrive with the Volturi? Bella/Demetri. Bella/Volturi interaction.

The Basement Butcher devastated Las Vegas killing 7 families before disappearing. Ten years later, the killings begin again. The BAU is brought in and the further they dig into the case, the more questions they have. What does the killer want with Spencer Reid, a boy they killed ten years ago? AU. M for violence and graphic descriptions.

"So that was why he was here, signing papers in a partially destroyed shawarma joint with a hood pulled up to hide his features." In other words, MoD!Harry is called to New York after the Chitauri invasion to face the bane of his existence... paperwork.

The problem was, there was a naked woman in Merlin's room. And that wasn't a problem in the way you might expect. Transformation!fic, crack!fic, no slash, may be continued. Set between series 4 and 5.

The analyst: cold, calculating, and ruthless. The student: convinced that everything from the moon landing to the moon itself is a lie. The Master: fresh from a hell-bound Mondasian ship and stuck in the galactic equivalent of the backwater. The enemy: a global syndicate capable of changing history at will. And somewhere underground sits a very intelligent, very lonely box.

Jon Snow wakes up in Winterfell two years in the past. In a forgotten room, he finds a chest filled with his mother's letters and momentos from his infancy that no one seems to remember. Starting with the events of Game of Thrones, Jon struggles with his knowledge of the future, and an ancient prophecy. Drama. Non-canon compliant. Time Travel, AU, R L J.

Loki's been hauled back to Asgard, judged, bound and sentenced for his crimes. Chapter XXXIV posted. The Tesseract is gone. Loki is awake. Fury isn't sure which of these things is the more terrifying.

Post Season 2 Finale. Dan goes to confront Lucifer over his disappearing act and lack of answers. What he finds is the last thing he expected. "Let's Wing It!" fic exhange. Lucifer whump. Mentions of self harm. No pairing, just friendship (because I like that Dan just rolls with whatever weirdness he sees around Lucifer now).

AU. Takes place before the Winter Soldier. When the Avengers stumble upon something they don't understand, a whole new world is revealed to them. And with it comes new threats, each more dangerous than the last. Meanwhile, Percy Jackson, now an older, more powerful demi-god, is on the warpath. When their paths meet, will their goals coincide? Or will their goals be opposite?

"A hero is only as good as his villain. You should know this better than anyone." Contrary to popular belief, heaven isn't full on sunshine and roses, more betrayal and the blood of brothers. No one knows that better than Gabriel, except maybe Lucifer. 3000 years after he left the pearly gates for good (though not by choice), the cage is opened. Dad must be laughing his ass off.

Pre-Philosopher's Stone AU: In which fourteen-year-old Percy Weasley is very stressed, does not get enough sleep, and accidentally and unknowingly saves the Wizarding World because of bad aim.

Master/ Time Lady OC: "Deep in the Underhenge, Tejana is dragged by an invisible attacker through a crack in Time. To her shock, she ends up back on Gallifrey, during the time her father and the Master attended the Academy. Will she be able to find her way back? And who is the unseen presence who has gone to such lengths to abduct her?" Sixth in the 'One Moment in Time' series.

Arthur knows very little about "Emrys"––only that it is magical, elusive and possibly the only thing capable of defeating Morgana. As Camelot moves ever closer to its golden age, the fate of Albion rests on whether or not Arthur can find this Emrys and wield it against Morgana, whatever it may be. Destinies change and futures deceive; fate is never set in stone. After s4, AU s5.

"Please!" Merlin begged the guards, "Tell Prince Arthur I need to speak with him. It's about his safety and the future of Camelot!" Merlin gets caught using magic and has to warn Arthur about the constant magical threats to Camelot before the execution at dawn.

Sleep walking is mostly innocent. However for wizarding kind, it's a touch more problematic. Harriet Potter has the misfortune of going through what the healers call sleep apparition. In a very Potter twist of luck, she of course attracts trouble. Harley and the joker despite all the crazy, know a good thing when it pops out of nowhere, and refuse to let go. Joker/fem!Harry/Harley

A certain pagan god blows into Palo Alto on 'business' and decides to stay for the sights, mainly that of Sam Winchester. Watch the strange mating dance of an emotionally unstable pagan-in-hiding and an insanely curious 'former' hunter. This is a slight drabble-fic, but it follows a plot, I promise. I also accept Sabriel or just romance prompts if you want to offer them.

Every metamorph understands.

A collection of one-shots based on reader's prompts featuring anything from canon or AU, pre-series, any season and post-series, both hurt/limp/sick!Sam or badass/hero!Sam. PROMPTS CLOSED.

Practically every time Merlin turned around, there she was again, flapping outside a window or perched on a wall, begging for his attention. Honestly, if he'd known a baby dragon could be so stubborn over constantly returning to his side, Merlin would have left Aithusa in that stupid egg...

It had come full circle. A Targaryen held the Iron Throne once more. Cersei was dead. Yet this was nothing like she imagined. [Jon x Dany post season 6. Rated M from Chapter 7 onward.]

Harry Potter is ignored and abandoned because his brother is the "Chosen One". Instead of fading into oblivion, he is rescued by none other than Lord Voldemort himself. A couple years later, and the Dark Side has a new secret weapon: Hadrian "Harry" Riddle, heir to the Dark Lord. Part one of the Dark Prince Series. Years 1&2. COMPLETE. SEQUEL UP.

Plot bunny storage file. Starts of stories that probably won't be finished. Mostly involving Reid and Hotch. Stories are abandoned with a very slim chance of ever being sought out again; thus I didn't spell-check. Read at your own peril.

"They met, of course, in a library." A chance meeting between two people holding candles amidst the darkness of humanity could be the start of something... magical.

I was very good at adapting, so being reincarnated as the daughter of Poseidon wasn't too much of a stretch for my imagination. But between Ancient Laws and the dangers a demi-god has to face, will I be able to wrap him around my little finger like I planned to? Self-insert

Dr. Spencer Reid is an Empath. He senses the emotions and mental state of others, can affect their own emotions, and feels the emotional imprint left on objects. He's dealt with the power since he was a child, and has learned to keep it secret. But how long can he keep it from the members of the BAU? Especially when the powers start getting hard to control.(2nd for 2016 Best Drama)

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

A tag fic to 7.02 Proof - Reid and Prentiss's talk is expanded a bit more to end the way I thought I should have to justify Reid suddenly being happy as he arrives at Rossi's. Because I really do think that they were asking a bit much of him.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire

Fem!Percy/Apollo. Rachel Dare isn't the Oracle. Persephone Jackson, the daughter of Poseidon, is. And for the first time Apollo truly regrets that his Oracle has to stay a virgin forever, because all he ever wanted to do with Percy was throw her over his his shoulder and carry her to his bedroom. But well, maybe she can help him find a loophole. ON HIATUS.

After Loki fell from the bifrost, Thanos wiped his memory, and made him into his favorite child and heir. Loki ends up as the sixth member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, and never invades. Instead it's Nebula, as Thanos's only remaining child. When the Guardians come to take her to Nova Prime, Thor sees his long lost brother, who doesn't even know who he is. What's a god to do?

MACUSA finds Graves and one of his aurors, Sam Cooper, in a suitcase under his bed, close enough for Grindelwald to retrieve a steady supply of hair for his polyjuice potion. Graves uses guilt trips to escape paperwork, and Cooper makes up for her absence by doubling her pranks on Abernathy. Tina loves that everything's back to normal.

A single person can change everything. Watch as Hadrian Lannister, reincarnated from Harry Potter, shows the world of Westeros what he is made off. For even with a different Coat, a Lion Still Has Claws. *Abandoned as of 20-02-2019*

Is it really too much to ask that a "divinely inspired" book contain accurate and complete credits? Gabriel doesn't think so. (Or: when Dean discovered that certain Christmas carols are danger zones for angels.)

Facing eternity and threatened with only a human's lifespan to spend with the one he loves, Jasper Whitlock begins his investigation to understand just why vampire venom does not work upon the lovely Hariel Potter. Sequel to 'you woke the lion up' Female Harry Potter

The Smith family would be one of the most infamous in the the wizarding world even without their bizarre family tradition of naming their firstborns John until there's no less than twelve related John Smiths running around. Even odder is the cousins' tendency to refer to each other by number, but no one who tries to ask what the numbers mean can get a straight answer. [Hogwarts AU]

Lucifer believes he's a monster. Trixie has another opinion. Or: How Trixie (and everyone else) found out that Lucifer is the Devil.

An alternate S12 episodes 1 and 2 where Lucifer comes to free Sam from the clutches of the British Men of Letters.

One Shot. Alternate Universe. Luna Lovegood was born a generation earlier, as the younger sister of Xenophilius Lovegood. Short piece set after the 1976 OWL defence exam by the lake. Rated 'T'. Author Notes expanded, 6th November, 2016.

Gabriel was all ready to admit defeat and give up and retreat back to witness protection, or whatever new version of it he could scrape together on such short notice. Then Lucifer had to be all "I know where your heart truly lies," and Gabriel had to face truths he'd run from for millennia. He had always been in danger of joining Lucifer's fall, if only his brother had ever asked.

When Dean had come for Sam at Stanford, he hadn't expected this. ON INDEFINITE HAITUS

Love is strange. It does not care for secrets, or things untold. It binds you, and tears at you until nothing is the same anymore. Poseidon is so very tired of repeating the same motions over and over again. He's almost given up hope, until he meets a woman with fiery hair and emerald eyes. Fem!Harry/Poseidon, drabble format

After splitting from Peter and Charlotte, Jasper finds himself in the company of a vampire with hair as red as her eyes. Female Harry Potter

Reborn, Rhaegar Targaryen has a chance to fix everything. If he can figure out just how he's going to return to his homeland that is. Female Harry Potter

The knights protect Merlin for a change.

SPN100 CHALLENGE: Damp :::: Sam and Dean encounter a new breed of monster. A double drabble.

K's fic: The Cage was never meant to hold a human. It was meant for one archangel, not two, and definitely not a human soul. Little by little Sam's soul was being destroyed by the torture the Cage inflicted on it. Lucifer and Michael joined together and, with their combined grace, pieced together Sam Winchester's soul and sent him out of the Cage and into the past...

The trickster hates bullies.

Toni recognizes that arm anywhere. After all, you don't forget the things you've made with your own two hands. But if there's anyone who could understand the guilt she feels, it's Bucky Barnes. Post AoU & CA:WS, fem!Tony

"Do you ever feel like your future is behind you?" Reid/Maeve pairing set from Zugzwang (8x12), through the beginning of season 9. This story is about what would have happened if Maeve survived. Everything else is canon. Reid/Maeve centric, but all characters will be featured at some point.

The Volturi spent over a month traveling from Italy to Forks in Breaking Dawn. There's a reason for this, and as usual when it comes to the Volturi, it's all Aro's fault.

Three years after he left, hunted by Uther, Balinor, obsessed with the idea that Hunith isn't safe, risks everything one night by visiting her. What he finds at her place just isn't what he expected... Balinor/Hunith.

Gabriel is not impressed with the Winchesters. These guys are supposed to usher in the apocalypse? Really? Then, Gabriel meets Sam. It isn't love at first sight, but it's...something interesting. This fic is basically my headcanon for Sabriel in the show. There may be multiple weeks between updates as I am too busy for my own good. Sorry O.O Enjoy this anyway?

A one shot of Spencer and Maeve's lives is she hadn't died, seen through the eyes of an old coffee shop owner.

That fateful night in Godric's Hollow, something inside James Potter had changed forever. Becoming the youngest Minister of Magic ever to be appointed, he became obsessed with finding the Dark Lord and avenging the death of his wife. Unfortunately, his pursuits are about to lead him straight back to the daughter he's neglected for 14 years. Semi-AU. DM/femHP. COMPLETED. 02.18.16.

Prequel to No End in Sight. Gabriel is just able to pull himself out of his vessel before Lucifer kills him. And something strange happens to Loki while he and Captain America are slugging it out in Germany. Follows the Avengers movie and set during S5 of Supernatural. Sort of a crack fic, to be honest. Rated T for mild language.

Time travel. It's always about Potter. Draco Malfoy doesn't like that fact, but there is no one else who has the power to change the world. Sending his memories to his younger self he hopes to create a better future. Intelligent Grey Draco. No slash.

The angel turned human, Castiel, has been left alone by his only light in this world the Winchesters, and faces incredible odds and this time, there is no one to save him. This challenge is a trivial one, but greater than any he's ever faced: Cook a freaking egg.

Spencer's past connections and secrets come to light when a new case hits the desks of the BAU, how will his coworkers react?

"Jason. My name is Jason." "Er...What?" "Did it ever occur to you, Potter, that my name may not be two unassociated nouns connected together to form some random nonsense word?" Griphook decides to teach at least one wizard about the pitfalls of making cultural assumptions.

Harry's life after the War wasn't anything like what he'd wanted as a teenager, but it was good. Until he started hearing voices in his head that he really shouldn't understand, that talked about Seals, and Hell, and the literal End of the World. What choice did he have but to help? First step; find the brothers called Winchester. Atypical ABO 'verse. Pre-slash, A/A pairing.

"Somebody must take the blame." Apollo reflects on his upcoming punishment and the events leading up to it.

Lucifer's out of the cage, and Gabriel's dealing. Really. Never mind his life-long habit of making decisions that unfailingly come around to bite him in the ass. Angelcest; Stockholm Syndrome. This is not a happy ship but boy was this fun to write. Set in early Season 5.

A series of outtakes from Ashes of Our Lives/What We Have Left. Takes place during/after JJ & Reid's captivity. warnings: trauma, abuse, refs to non-con, ect. graphic.

On a job quite unusual even for them, Sam finds himself falling for the odd yet charming janitor at Crawford Hall. What happens when Sam finds out the man isn't really what he appears to be? My take on what should have happened during season 2 ep. 15 Tall Tales. SamxGabriel - don't like don't read. You've been warned.

[sequel to Serendipity] One city, one room, and one bed. Hotch knows it can only end badly. / Fluffy Jotch on holiday, which turns into porn somewhere along the way. / 2nd place in the Best M-rated story category in Profilers' Choice Awards 2015

When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...

In Order of the Phoenix, Hermione was never wounded in the Department of Mysteries. Instead of Sirius falling through the veil, Hermione did and landed in a world where her kind does not exist. Magic and supernatural forces are dangerous and dark in this strange universe, but fraternizing with them may be her only way back home. Maybe not.

Harry Potter died in 1986 at five years old, which wasn't supposed to happen. Then his soul somehow ended up in the wrong Heaven which really, really wasn't supposed to happen. Then suddenly Harry awoke, alive, with the weirdest group of babysitters ever. Now Dumbledore and the rest of the magical world are in quite a lot of trouble.

In which Harry is hunter-raised and hiding more weapons in his robes than what should be possible; Hermione's parents secretly worship Loki, who turned their adorable little daughter into a pyromaniac; Ron just tries to keep up; Neville blames the Sorting Hat for getting dragged into this mess and of course Loki has lots of fun. Dumbledore really needs a drink. Now.

Leo Valdez, Bane of Gaea, Supreme Commander of the Argo II, and all-around awesome dude, has found himself in quite a pickle. He'd never really liked High Fantasy, yet now he finds himself in a world where dragons and magic are as common as slavery and sudden death. But the Repair Boy has been in worse situations before, and his new friend Dany has dragons of her own.

Emmanuel is an amnesiac who can heal any wound. The Avengers could use a healer, and he is perfect for the job. The Avengers aren't too sure what to think of the naïve man with a memory problem, but he finds his place in the team. However, when supernatural creatures show up and try to capture the man the team start to realize that there is more to him then what meets the eye.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and the silver-tongue is deadlier than the iron suit. A crack collision between two genii! OR, The AU where Loki falls to Midgard, becomes a down-to-earth good guy, and promotes freedom instead of vilifying it – especially freedom of a particular kind.

"Dr. Spencer Reid," the President said, extending a sculpted golden medallion. "The National Medal of Science." Yes, Spencer Reid has succeeded in living up to his astonishing potential. Out of his genius, moral and physical courage, and past adversities and hurt, he has forged a well-lived life. ***Winner "Best Reid," Profilers Choice Awards 2015**

Loki is the shadow, the spare that no one looks fondly on. Thor is the favored one as we all know. Or is he? Loki through the eyes of others. Written for the norsekink challenge. No romance.

Time Lady OC. This is the story of Oliviana, the Time Lady who was the fiancee of the Doctor before his exile on Earth, the Time Lady who was the lover and companion to the Master throughout all of time, and the Time Lady who became Lucy Saxon. Goes into the 18 months the Master was on Earth after Utopia. I take small, barely-perceptible, liberties. Don't like, don't read.

Daeron Targaryen, second born son of Aerys II and Rhaella Targaryen, spent his childhood in his brother's shadow, but following his brother's death at the Trident and his family's exile to Braavos, he finds he must take centre stage. The Sellsword king..

'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'

A series of one-shot side stories to Monotonous Days. Slash. Complete but always in-progress. Will update when inspiration hits. Chapter 1 - What happened when Matt found out

Crowley wasn't always what she is today. Once she knew love. Once she was an angel. That was a long time fore she became Queen of Hell, before the Winchesters knew her, before the Apocalypse (take two)…there was just an angel and a demon together. Maybe, just maybe, there can be an angel and a demon together again. (Don't have to have read Good Omens before, but it'd help.)

By the grace of the old gods, the only children she births to Robert are daughters.

Arthur, Merlin and the knights of Camelot are sent on a quest to rid their kingdom of a terrible banshee, a creature that can get into your mind and convince you to give up your soul. They all thought they knew the risks going in - but no one is prepared for when the monster goes after Merlin, or the consequences it will have on them all.

"I have a message for you." The girl ran the knife almost lovingly down Dean's cheek. "From your brother." Her smile was cruel and beautiful. Her words were absolute. "Stop. Looking." In 1998, forty-three children disappeared, vanishing into the night. Among them was 15-year old Sam Winchester. Now seven of them have returned.

John Winchester knelt before his four-year old son, heart pounding. "Dean, where's your brother? Where's Sammy?" He asked desperately, grasping the scorched blue baby blanket in his hand as his house burned down behind him. "Who's Sammy?" The tearful child replied in confusion. Gabriel watched, invisible to them, the sleeping infant safe in his arms...

In which Arthur learns to tell when Merlin is dying. Like anything else about the warlock, this is not as straightforward as it seems. Why does ARTHUR see the light when MERLIN is dying?

*Previously named the Kindness of Kings!* A series of 'What if' one shots based on Merlin's adventures. Taking YOUR requests now. First chapter, AU on 5x10 - The Kindness of Strangers. What if... Arthur pursues Merlin after he sneaks away from camp and catches up with him, only to see the dreaded arrow stuck in the boy's side...

An angel and a frost giant fall through space. Drabbles. Now with more Q.

Sequel to Kidnapped. New York may be home to many strange things, but a kid able to create a helicopter from near nothing is odder than usual. So are flying horses. One shot.

The end of the war didn't bring peace. No, it brought betrayal and pain to Hilda Potter, Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood who were all forced to flee whilst on the verge of death when they stumbled across the Volturi, with Hilda finding her mate in a certain tracker. Demetri/Fem!Harry

It's ironic, really, that Castiel is known as "The Rebel", the "disobedient" one. The irony is, quite contrary to this, he's the only one of all the angels who really HAS obeyed.

In which Arthur learns that Merlin isn't really as clumsy as everyone believes.

AU: Fem!Percy. She has no memories of her own, all having been stolen from her, but she remembers this clear: of a blonde man who glowed like the sun, laughing as he twirled a metal ring, sitting among a field of hyacinths. Apollo/Percy

Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

Apollo and Hades attempt to talk to their sons about the little crushes they've developed. Keyword: Attempt. Will/Nico.

Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?

Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.

One-shot. Loki died in Svartalfheim, he sacrificed his life for Thor. But is it what Fates bestowed for him? Or does he still have a purpose? Odin and Asgard would have to find out.

He never would have imagined to be with one woman but meeting her changed things. Now he decided to pursue her, seek her out and follow that gentle pull that radiated of her. She caught the attention of a vampire, now he was never going to let her escape again. He was after all, the best tracker in the world. There was nowhere to hide now.

Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'.

Still searching to find their missing father, Dean and Sam Winchester come across an odd hunting trio known as the Novaks. After meeting them, Dean concludes that Gabriel's an ass, Anna's insane, and Castiel is...well, Dean isn't sure what to make of him. When they're all forced to team up, Dean begins to fall in love with the enigmatic Castiel. But what are the Novaks hiding? AU

In another world, the angels take a more vested interest in the Winchesters' lives to spur the coming Apocalypse, and insinuate themselves around the Winchesters, building up Dean and helping John, while tearing Sam down, and pushing him towards the demons. When Sam runs away to Stanford, Heaven and Hell send someone to keep an eye on him, in the form of Jess Moore and Tyson Brady.

After a gruesome case, the team is given some time off, what happens when two of their agents disappear without a trace? Where did they go? And why were they taken? No Henry or Will in this one.

Twelve year old Sam, sixteen year old Dean, John, and Bobby find an unmarked disc in their hotel room while on a hunt. What they find on it reveals their past, their future, and the truth of who they are. In short, I made a Characters Watch The Show fic.

Athena wasn't sure why she had been drawn to Stanford University until she met a certain Winchester. Their friendship will change his life irrevocably.

"Now, deep down, he knew Tony was a good guy. He trusted Tony with his life. But he just couldn't quite find it in himself to trust him to pick out an appropriate, non-dangerous birthday gift." Tony gives Bruce a birthday gift that leaves everyone speechless. And concerned for Tony's mental health. *GEN, crack of the crackiest variety.*

"Kiss my bony ass!" - Because, if I read one more story about Merlin sniffling and cowering in a corner because "Arthur's so abusive!", I will throw a fit. Here's a bit of a reminder that our warlock has some balls, and can throw a punch.

Cage!fic. In possibly the worst place in creation, with only a bitter and angry Michael still wearing Adam for company, Sam decides sticking with Lucifer is better than nothing. But with memories of what he learnt about Lucifer while his vessel in mind, Sam finds that maybe the devil's companionship is not as bad as it seems. Eventual Samifer.

Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)

'200' Redux. What would've happened if JJ went to the film festival with Reid, leading to their kidnapping? What would happen if the team didn't show up at just the right moment? Would everyone make it out alive? No Will or Henry. Limited mentions of the team. There will be Cruz and Unsubs, as well as possible character death.

["The pillars of heaven quake, aghast at His rebuke." Job 26:11, NIV] A ritual gone wrong leaves Dean scrambling to find Sam. He expected obstacles in retrieving his brother - Jessica Moore punching him in the face hard enough to knock him off his feet was not one of them.

A Loki is Harry story. When the Avengers find out where Loki is, they want to retrieve him immediately. Unfortunately for them, Loki's friends, acquaintances, fan girls, and even enemies are a bit protective of him.

Loki has been living on Midgard peacefully after his fall into the void, quickly adapting to the world around him. He had managed to successfully hide his abilities and identity from the Midgardians until one day he's forced to utilize his abilities during an attack. Where Iron Man just so happens to be on the scene. HIATUS

Chasing down the Yellow-Eyed Demon Azazel, as well as Seth (Wesson?), everything is coming to a head for John, Dean, and Sammy. Fourth in the Fraternity series.

AU! House Targaryen seeks an alliance with House Stark. Is there wisdom is such an act? Whatever the case may be, the dragon and the wolf must come together at word of the King. Vignettes.

"48 Hours Mystery" has decided to devote an entire episode to the Hankel case. Under FBI orders to participate, how will Spencer Reid and the team cope with reliving the harrowing ordeal in Georgia for millions of TV viewers? ***Winner, "Most Beloved," Profilers Choice Awards, 2015. Winner, "Best Characterization of Spencer Reid," PCA 2014.***

There was Gabriel and there was the Trickster. Those two, Sam realized as he was choking on his own blood, were not one 'n' the same. Gadreel would soon realize it, too.

Or, how a war was averted with ice-cream. Or, how Loki started up a business in Jotunheim. Or- you know what, just read it. Because ice cream is just that awesome.

John and his boys are meeting Seth at Singer Salvage to see what they can do about a common enemy. But demon plans are hard to escape, and Winchesters are very good at keeping secrets. Third in the Fraternity series.

Sam and Gabriel had a chat as the hunter gets to know the demon a bit better. Reverse Verse. Hunter!Gabriel Demon!Sam Slight Sabriel.

John runs into something he doesn't expect on a hunt and calls Seth for backup. But Seth is determined to get between John and his sons, not to mention the hints he's been dropping about his past. Second in the Fraternity series.

To fortify Nemeth's ties with Camelot after his rescue, Rodor offers Mithian's hand to the one man Arthur respects above all others. For power comes not with rank, but from one's connections. AU from Another's Sorrow, taking Series 5 where I wish it had actually gone. AKA, Where the Heck was Magic and Albion When I Wanted Them!

Perseus Jackson was born From a Broken Oath. But Poseidon couldn't ask for anything better.

Slight AU Set After Changing Channels. Two-Shot. Castiel wanted Dean, Dean wanted Gabriel to leave him alone, Gabriel wanted all of the longing stares to stop, and Sam... Well, no one knew what Sam wanted, but he definitely wanted something. Sabriel. Lots of mentions of Destiel.

John Winchester is hunting a witch — at least a witch is his best lead so far — in Missouri while his boys are on spring break. When he gets into trouble, a new hunter comes to help, a man he's never met before with floppy hair and familiar eyes. First in the Fraternity series.

Loki, drifting through the Void, meets Gabriel. Despite the oppressive dark, Gabriel tries to make him smile, even when the Chitauri close in on them, trying to force them to attempt and enslave Midgard, the realm of Man. Loki escapes, determined to help the humans defeat the oncoming alien creatures as Gabriel begged him. Even if it means working with the brother he forsook.OnHold

What if Arthur or other characters had followed Merlin at various times throughout the series? What if he had heard certain conversations, and how would he react? This is a series of one-shots of how I imagine those scenes would have happened. Will include fighting with Nimeuh, talking with Mordred and arguing with Gilli. Reveal!fic. No Slash. Ideas are appreciated.

Jack finds himself giving advice on romance to the last person he'd ever expect: the Doctor. A possible explanation for the increase in the Doctor's flirting with River. Set between S5 and S6, but references both "A Christmas Carol" and the SJA episode "Death of the Doctor". Doctor/River, with some flirting from Jack, mentioned Amy/Rory, sequel posted, called "Fixed"

Or the other 90 ways Sam watched Dean die during that sadistic Tuesday. Set During Ep03.11 'Mystery Spot'.

This is my obligatory Mary-Sue story. Everybody should have one, right? I think I did it wrong, though. Crack fic.

After The Apocalypse That Wasn't Mark I, a chance meeting at a diner nets the Winchester boys a guardian of roughly angelic stock.

Castiel needs help - Dean is falling apart and Sam is detoxing. So Castiel calls on his brother and surprisingly, Gabriel answers. Somebody needs to be there to tie their shoelaces.

AU. Thrown from a future in which Kronos won the War, a desperate deal with a dying goddess saddles Percy with a second chance—and her two young children, Artemis and Apollo. Surrounded by deception and intrigue, he finds himself drawn into a plot older than the gods themselves. Werewolf!Percy, Time-travel-fic.

Kilgharrah warned him that he had not been fully healed, but Merlin didn't listen. He ignored the pain from the venom, and suffered the consequences. AU to episode 3x02, "The Tears of Uther Pendragon." Some whump, no slash.

The birth of Percy and Annabeth's first child goes just the way one would expect it to — that is, not at all like it's supposed and not at all easy. That's sort of what happens when you mess with the patroness of childbirth. Futurefic.

Okay, so the situation wasn't great. Loki was in Stark Tower. Loki held most of the cards, but Tony still had hope. They could come out of this, he was... 80% sure. But he hadn't been betting on two new players who came in brandishing candy and claiming Loki wasn't Loki at all, but really some kind of archangel. Of all the strange things... One shot.

Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)

Many fail to remember that there was another Persephone of Ancient Greece. A girl abducted; a girl forgotten; a girl lost; and finally a girl found. Only she was found too late for this period of history. Only rebirth will atone for the sins of the past, and will allow her to be with her lover once again. Fem!Percy; ApolloxPercy. Past to Present.

While in Oklahoma, one case becomes two pushing both JJ and Spencer to the limit. As hours turn to days, will they both be able to overcome the individual challenges they must face? Or will the darkness claim them both?

Merlin is injured, fatally so, at the edge of a lake. A woman appears and offers to heal him, but Arthur will never trust magic again. Never. ONESHOT.

What if you could kill someone by killing someone else? That's what someone tries to do since killing Arthur is obviously too hard . Little does this person know that Merlin wasn't the best choice for this spell. NO SLASH. As of July 2013 this story is on hiatus for at least 18 months.

AU fic. At the end of Robert's Rebellion, the Targaryen Dynasty has been completely obliterated. Yet, Lyanna leaves the Tower of Joy alive, and the Last Dragon is alive and growing within her womb. How will she hide Rhaegar's heir when she is now a Baratheon Queen? Currently re-writing, seeing as I wrote this when I was hella young. Will eventually be deleting.

A week. That was all Merlin had left. A week. And Merlin couldn't help but speculate how slow or fast time passes differently when it is no longer measured by minutes and seconds, but by every beat of your heart. Warnings: Character death! Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin. No slash!

Rossi isn't quite sure what to think of the team's youngest member, but an incident at a crime scene adjusts his perception. Takes place in season 3.

Apollo has a vision about a horrible event that will happen thousands of years into the future. A vision that he must forget for the time being because Rome has just conquered Greece and the gods don't know what to do. One-shot

A tale of love born through monotony, endless London Mondays, and cheeky yet apologetic angels in witness protection. Inspired by Balthazar, late night tv and SPN 3.11 "Mystery Spot". Slash. Now a Two-Shot, aka, new chapter added.

A series of encounters over the years leave Percy Jackson desperately in love with Apollo, the Sun God, but when Hera switches her with Jason Grace, Percy is left in New Rome with only the vague memory of a boy that almost seems to glow gold. Fem!Percy

Alternate ending for "Zugzwang" Because everything can change in second. Reid/Maeve

The end of the Universe will be their beginning... "Wherever they were headed, there was something critical waiting for her, she could feel it...she suddenly felt as if she was on The Titanic, heading for the biggest iceberg of all, something with the potential to derail her entire life..." Re-write of 'Utopia', set in my "One Moment in Time" universe. Jack/OC, Eventual Master/OC.

When demons acquire a dangerous ancient artefact, Castiel must take Dean and Sam back to recruit the aid of the only person capable of destroying the item in question...

Ivy Stoll was the sort of person who was devoid of anything that even closely resembled common sense, which is why, when she spies a very attractive mailman walking down the street, she may or may not slip a letter into his bag that may or may not have her address written on it.

Arthur is frustrated with the new trainees, but when he sees the expert knife-thrower out in the night, he's determined to find him. BAMF!Merlin, no slash unless you squint

What's Sam really doing all that time on the computer? Fangirling. Over Chuck's Supernatural books. Now Wincest might be a bit too much to deal with, but Destiel he might be able to get on board with... Especially after being around the two people involved for three days straight.

A series of 'What Ifs' on different episode's of Merlin. First Chapter - The Tears of Uther Pendragon II, Arthur follow's Merlin into the catacombs. New chapter - Morgana takes Merlin to the Dark Tower. Suggestions for future chapters wanted!

Whoever said Apollo wasn't awesome? After the second Titan war (no Heroes of Olympus) there are some changes, some realizations, and some more (subtler) changes. And it is all because Apollo is Awesome and is finally getting recognized!

There is one thing the guards of Camelot can actually guard... Two-shot. (Unseen Keepers of the Secret I)

A team dinner with Morgan's mother reveals a curious secret Reid's been keeping from the others.

Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.

The legendary Perseus Jackson looks pretty intimidating through the eyes of Leo Valdez, those first hours after the Camp Jupiter fiasco. But when Percy gets in trouble with Buford, it's Leo to the rescue, with unexpected honesty and bromance as a result. Percy-Leo friendship. No slash. One-shot.

Reid has a close encounter of the serial killer kind. An excuse to write badass!Reid.

For years he has always looked forward to the moment when he could finally be himself; no more lies to remember, no more reactions to fake. Set in my "Undercover Pretty Boy" AU where Reid is an undercover CIA agent posing as a male supermodel, before moving to the FBI. I suggest you to read the other fics first, otherwise this might not make sense.

"He'd decided to call it an Investment, of sorts. A long-term one. If Azazel got to have himself a secret weapon kid, why couldn't he?"

For some reason, Tony s gotten it into his mind that he should meet Loki s kids. Loki knows better than to try and make the genius forget about the issue. Unfortunately, he also knows better than to introduce anyone to his kids.

A story based on my full length fic Stalkers the beginning is quite similar. Arthur follows Merlin and this time the Knights come too. No longer a one-shot xx Now continued!

"When I first heard about your magic, Merlin, my opinions of you did not change. They solidified, and I saw more truth to what I had observed than I ever had before." Merthian AU. Set post-5x04. Post-Reveal. Rated high T for suggestive content in final chapter. Special thank you to ErinNovelist for the book cover!

A curse causes Merlin to make the ultimate sacrifice, and now no one in Camelot can remember him. But when Arthur is saved from a magical monster he starts dreaming about a strange lanky boy, and can't get him out of his mind. Now featuring Gwaine. Friendship/Angst

After he realized the BAU wouldn't find him, Reid decided to do his best to survive and make the most of it. After all, the unsub was right-there was a little girl that needed taking care of, and he could either live and do it for her, or die and leave her alone again. Unfortunately for the unsub, Spencer Reid's love is a lot more powerful than he ever gave it credit for.

The Isle of the Blessed rang with the screams of liberated souls of darkness - the Dorocha. The Cailleach demands a price. Merlin disagrees. Alternative ending to Darkest Hour. Now the knights struggle to come to terms with Merlin's secret and Merlin gains a new name in destiny

While lying in wait at Hotch's apartment, Foyet finds something . . . odd. Implied onesided Hotch/Reid.

After the disastrous end of the Triwizard Tournament, the Order of the Phoenix seeks recruits. At her first meeting, an American witch witnesses one of Severus Snape's reports and becomes fascinated by the icy, ill-used spy.

By the time Arthur catches up, Merlin's been in enemy hands for three full days.

"Then what? Are you two doing it or not?" he asked, thinking, Oh Me, this is so messed up. :: In response to the Reading the Book fics that lack what is the title of this fic. The poor dears just lack Aphrodite forgetting to breathe, Poseidon almost crying, and Hestia being a real bad comforter. And to think, Percy and Annabeth had to stand around and look like idiots for this.

This is the pilot, Jess' POV. She is with the brothers on their trip to Jericho. Not AU, this is 100 % canon

Short, one shot fic, written for a prompt on Avengerkink. When Loki steals the Tesseract at the start of The Avengers he doesn't take Erik Selvig, he takes Dr Sheldon Cooper instead.

In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.

[Samifer.] Sam can hear someone being tortured, but there isn't anyone around. He can only try to sooth him until he can rescue him. (Cage!fic)

"You're not really. Older than me, I mean. Not anymore." It's the first time he's heard Sam talk so bluntly, so honestly about the cage since the wall in Sam's mind crumbled. Just a little on-the-road sharing between brothers. Set between 7.17-23.

His blue eyes are more telling than he knows. Dr. Reid watches House through the two-way mirror, waiting for the right moment to question him. One-shot. Warning for pre-story character death.

AU! When Reid quits the BAU shortly after Elle resigns, Hotch struggles to keep his marriage and new team together. The only things that get Hotch through the day are letters from Reid as the former agent travels the US. With two cold cases haunting the team and the murder of Gideon's longtime friend, Hotch reaches his breaking point and contacts Reid. PLEASE READ WARNINGS

The Doctor finds Jethro watching the sunlight, and they have a conversation which is not the slightest bit illuminating. Doctor/Who Merlin crossover, drabble, set post-Midnight. Merlin/Arthur implied, Doctor/Master and Doctor/Rose implied.

Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.

After faking his death, Crowley needs a way to torment the Winchesters without anyone realizing he's still alive and kicking. So he hits them right where it hurts the weirdest: in the Wincest. If he can't kill them, he'll scar them emotionally instead.

In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.

Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.

Penny goes missing - the latest in a series of missing blonde actresses from Pasadena. Sheldon calls an old friend for help when the police won't listen to his concerns. More in the style of CM than BBT. This story ignores the existence of Amy Farrah Fowler. Because I can.

When Arthur discovers Merlin's magic, he consigns him to the horrors of Camelot's deepest dungeon. But when a curse strikes at the heart of the kingdom, can the King repair the damage he's done, and can Merlin find his way back from the darkness. Post season 4, canon relationships, no slash.

What if Spencer Reid was the unit chief of the BAU and Aaron Hotchner joined the team after the Boston bombings that lead to Gideon's leave of absence? - AU! Hotch/Reid slash. Books 1 & 2 plus interlude chapters. Includes retelling of several S1 episodes & Book 2 is the retelling of "The Fisher King". COMPLETE.

Master/ Time Lady OC: "Two bitter enemies, only one chance to escape. Tejana, the Doctor's daughter, born from an arranged marriage before her father ever left Gallifrey. And the Master, Gallifrey's most infamous son. Both of them, stranded on Gallifrey on the Last Day of the Time War. So what happens when they need each other to escape from the doom of the Moment?" Set Post-EoT.

After being locked in Hell for so long, Lucifer thought he'd forgotten how to really feel anything. Especially remorse - until someone proved how wrong he was. Lucifer's thoughts and memories during the end of 5x19. Lucifer and Gabriel one-shot, no slash.

Master/ Time Lady OC: "On the strange planet Mnemosyne, the Master and Tejana begin to realise that what he remembers of the Time War might not have happened that way at all. Someone badly wants him to remember the shocking truth, but there are some things much safer left forgotten. And what does Captain John Hart know about it all? Can he really be trusted?" Fifth in Series.

Loki is tired. Gabriel is shopping for a new vessel. Thor always thought angels were just stories to scare little aesir into behaving.

In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.

On a dark street far away from the help of his teammates, Spencer Reid proves to a group of bullies why you should never underestimate the quiet ones. Rated T for brief bloody violence.

Merlin struggles with revealing his magic to Morgana as he continues to grow closer to her. But she is slowly beginning to suspect him. When Morgause shows up in Camelot, will Merlin lose Morgana forever? Set during Seasons 2 and 3.

Castiel finds himself in a Manhattan under alien attack.

What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.

Loki No-One's-Son, meet Sam Winchester. Loki, play nice. Make a new friend. No? What are you doing, Loki? Give Sam his body back. Or at least break him out of SHIELD custody, come on.

Between Merlin and Morgana, Camelot's poison supplies have been depleted. Not even any crushed glass. Ficlet. No slash. Gaius-centric!

Spencer Reid and Extreme Maps. Dr. Spencer Reid was the best geographic profiler in FBI history. But sometimes he got plain bored, and then he would set out to solve the world's most famous mysteries.

Blood dripped from his nose, his skin was translucent, and his sanity torn by the waves of life the tree had pumped through him. For none had gazed upon the ash tree Yggdrasil and survived. But Loki had, and was unwell.

The other side of the coin to Love. This was supposed to be a three-part sequel to Loyalty, Cowardice, and Love, but after all these years I have no intention of finishing the other two parts (sorry).

Only Gabriel could save the world with sex. Gabifer, slash, set in Hammer Of The Gods. NO CHARACTER DEATH

Alternative ending to 'The Fisher King pt2'. Hotch witnesses a moment between Reid and his Mother...

Three scenarios that really could have made 4x13 much more interesting. Canon pairings only. Love: Tristan lays Isolde to rest in a certain lake, and discerns a few interesting facts about Merlin...

Loki is forcefully adopted by the Norse pantheon of the Supernatural verse, specifically SPN!Odin, who is surprisingly personable when he isn't eating humans.

What if Kilgharrah was placed into a position where he had to look after a newborn Merlin. How would he deal with it?

Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE

Spencer unwittingly comes to JJ's rescue when she needs it most. Now continued...title could change.

Being sexy is really hard, Annabeth discovers. Especially when you have a kelp-headed son of Poseidon for a boyfriend. Percy/Annabeth, futurefic. Rated M to be safe.

After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria

...and the One Time He Wasn't. AU-ish wherein Loki is this weird guy who keeps popping up in Adam's life and giving him candy because Adam is actually Gabriel's True Vessel. Spoilers up to the end of season 5.

"So Will, who gave you that guitar?" Mrs. Solace asked as she glanced in the car mirror. "He said he was Mr. A. Chicken." Will said innocently. Basically story of Will's life. Please Read and Review. No Romance. Just friendship, maybe later. Thank You

Soaking wet strangers that fall out of the sky should always be taken with a grain of salt...and every other weapon you can come up with. Too bad for Dean none of them seem to be working. Au from Hello, Cruel World and before Pilot.

Arthur knew of the distinct shape of a Serket's stinger. He knew that no one who bore the mark of their sting could live long enough for it to scar. And that is why he couldn't take his eyes off the shiny white scar on Merlin's lower back. 4x09 Not Slash

"Gaius, I've come to a conclusion," Merlin declared. "It's all your fault. And you're going to pay for it." Crack!ficlet. No slash, like always.

'"Everything bad that has ever happened to Arthur has happened when, or even because Merlin wasn't around. Have you noticed?" Nonplussed, Lancelot wasn't sure what he was supposed to say.' Gwaine is bright. Lancelot is amused. NON-SLASH. Oneshot.

Have you ever wondered why Dionysus keeps getting the campers' names wrong? One evening, many years ago, the god got a visit from someone who did... T for swearing

The many ways Castiel tries to woo Adam Milligan, and how it goes wrong every time. Written for ravenspear on comment fic, for the prompt: Supernatural; Castiel/Adam, Dean, Sam; Castiel attempts to woo Adam.

Michael's been burning out for years. Michael/Adam

When Samantha Winchester is six years old, she wakes up just in time to see her brother be kidnapped by two men who glow so bright it hurts. Her entire life changes in an instant.

Morgan and Reid are somewhere in a forest, and Reid's concussed. Things aren't going so well.

A benevolent Master. A tyrannical Doctor. What would have happened all those years ago if the Doctor had been the one cursed with the drums instead of the Master?

Castiel didn't take on that liquor store alone. Set during Ep05.17 '99 Problems'. One shot.

Gabriel's departure from heaven does not go entirely unnoticed, and a conversation at the edge of Heaven leaves a young angel with a life-changing decision.

When Merlin starts to have overwhelming visions, can he continue to hide the truth from Arthur? And will Camelot survive when old enemies return to settle old debts? Sequel to If My Memory Serves Me Well. Post season 3 then AU. Canon pairings. No slash.

Bk1 of Prophesized. Merlin and Arthur are faced by a new, powerful threat: the Gvarath. Merlin once again dons the guise of Dragoon the Great to save Arthur. But the question is: will he be able to convince Arthur to fight alongside him? No slash. Cover by ErinNovelist.

Adam is Lucifer's vessel. Written for the prompt: "Supernatural; Lucifer/Adam; Adam was Lucifer's intended vessel, not Sam" by the lovely ravenspear , on comment fic. AU. Set in Season 5. Mentions of drinking blood.

For an immortal, to fall apart completely is to lose nearly all you stand for, and seek comfort in those who are looked down upon because they are not perfect... Ares/Apollo.

Gabriel has a proposition: on November 2, 1983, Sam dies instead of Mary. Sam goes straight up to Heaven, bypassing a miserable life and the horror of the Cage. His family has relative peace. Sam says no. If only it were that simple.

Kiriban for Aietradaea. Tejana has been waiting for her father to return to Gallifrey for a long, long time, but when he does, it's not for her and it breaks her hearts. But the Doctor isn't the only renegade Time Lord to return home. Four, OC, Master.

Kiriban for iLuvTwiBoyz, set in my "One Moment in Time" Whoniverse. The Doctor has gone, leaving 8 year old Tejana all alone to face the Untempered Schism, when she has a visit from a stranger. Master/OC.

"How about this," he said, licking off his pink mustache. "You forget you asked that, sign my Witch Weekly, and I will… well, I'll forget you asked that. You can call me Gabriel."

While in bed, Morgan makes the mistake of asking Reid why he doesn't have any pet names for him. Slash, sex, language. Major dose of fluffiness.

For the Sabriel Tumblr. The Trickster takes a liking to the Winchesters from the moment he meets them, and decides it might not be so bad to just tag along for the ride, whether they like it or not.

Christmas Day 2008 - A twisted love triangle on "The Valiant", during the Year That Never Was. Kiriban story written for Omniac, set in the "One Moment in Time" series. Jack/OC/Master.

'Looking at the contemplative expression on Lucifer's face, Sam thinks that this has the potential to be either very bad, or completely awesome.' Written for Remix Redux 9. Two humans and two archangels in the Cage.

Something triggers Reid to have a flashback. Reid & Morgan friendship.

A guide to winning the Hunger Games, by Enobaria. Rated for obvious reasons. *Written for Starvation Forum's May prompt: What don't you understand? I won.*

The legend spreads about how Winchesters don't stay dead. Outsider POV.

Reid may not be the best with a gun, but that does not make him defenseless.

For a hundred-and-eighty years Sam's soul has been down in the cage with Lucifer, Michael and Adam. Thank goodness for the rules ... otherwise Sam thinks he might have been in agony the entire time.

Written for ladyhouston and the Write For Relief meme. Prompt was: "Turns out Sheldon's a Time Lord. He takes Penny along as a companion."

In which every secret of Camelot is very closely guarded... Officially. Or a very confused OC plot device is ready to cry. Thanks, Merlin. Crack. No slash.

What if Arthur had been aware of Gilli's actions during the tournament and decided to investigate? AU set during 3x11 "The Sorcerer's Shadow" No Slash

What if Castiel chose a different Vessel? Clairestiel! fic. Crack! fic, kinda.

Master/ Time Lady OC: "The Master has used the Cardiff Rift to send himself and Tejana back to The Year That Never Was, aiming to change history and conquer the Universe. But the Rift is very unstable and unpredictable. Unbeknown to the Master, something else has come through with them. And this time around, he just may not be the 'biggest bad' on board The Valiant". 4th in series.

Because you forgot that in a city that prides itself on superficiality, the only absolute law is this: the Hunger Games are sacred. *Written for Starvation Forum's April prompt: Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.*

When Merlin follows Morgana to her meeting with Morgause in 3x1, he doesn't know that he, too, is being followed. Arthur is there to witness everything that transpires. Will he be able to rescue Merlin and will he even want to when he finds out the truth?

The floatplane crashes on the way back from Alaska. **1st Place: Best Team Fic in the 2011 Criminal Minds Favorite Fic Awards at LiveJournal**

In which Gabriel takes full advantage of the angel-induced amnesia to get what he wants. Sam Wesson/Gabriel

After the Battle of Olympus, Apollo runs into some of his children before they return to camp.

Reid's self-sufficient in his own way, and while his social awkwardness can be a source of amusement, Elle knows that he can use his intellect to ruthlessly cow someone into submission. NOTE: Multi-chapter one shot.

The events of L.D.S.K. didn't leave Reid unscathed. Follows on directly from the end of the episode. Reid whump. Gen.

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

In a room full of profilers, she's unsure why she's the only one to notice. So is he. Sometimes, he learns, it's the people you trust the least that can offer the most support. NO PAIRING, character study. Corazon outtake.

In Breckenridge, Colorado, Reid sees Gideon for the first time since Gideon left the BAU. Gideon doesn't see Reid. Reid. Team. Case fic. Gen.

Bella grew up in Italy with the Volturi, so she knows vampires exist. She decides to visit her father, Charlie, in Forks one more time before the inevitable happens - she is changed. But what, or who, will she find while there?

Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.

A series of stories inspired by letters of the alphabet prompts on my LJ. This is the Rossi/Reid set. The "O is for Observation" has 2 stories, "Z is for Zoo" has one. These are the only stories for this pairing.

Reid disappears at a house the team is searching, and only he knows how close, yet so far, the team is to finding him.

post season two, pre season three. Sam and Dean snatch up a demon to exorcise, as per usual. But this time they managed to catch GO's Crowley.Crowley/Aziraphale if you squint, minor swearing, one shot.

Master/ Time Lady OC: "Tejana is now travelling with the Master, despite the odds stacked against them. But when the unexpected return of the drums in his head force them to return to Earth, the past comes back to haunt them. Will it destroy their future...or does the Universe even still have a future?" Third in the 'One Moment in Time' series.

Sam has said "Yes" to Michael. Dean finally finds out. You can imagine how well that one goes over! Set post Dark Side of the Moon. Sequel to my story "Bait and Switch." Can be read alone, but it's more fun to read both.

Extremely AU Takes place after 'The Monster at the End of this Book'. Ch. 1: For fun, Dean messes with the Supernatural fan girls using badly written PWPs. Complete

A certain sun god makes a visit to a small Tennessee hospital, to visit a patient very close to his heart. Fluffy Read/Review

At seventeen, you were accepted into Mensa, and weren't they all just so, so proud. Reid-centric, a bit AU.

Lucifer never intended to play the villain of the piece, and it was starting to get to him.

What if Reid was with Hotch near the SUV when it exploded instead of Kate? Hotch tries to comfort and help a badly injured Reid. Morgan later comes to also help. Hurt/Comfort PLEASE REVIEW! UPDATED!

Master/ Time Lady OC: "Haunted by the Fall of Gallifrey, Tejana tries to rebuild Torchwood with Jack. But Jack is badly damaged from the 456 incident and her beloved father, the Doctor, has regenerated into a stranger. Worst of all, like it or not, she's deeply grieving the loss of the Master. But something ancient and evil has returned and it will change everything." 2nd in series

Merlin goes to Camelot as an envoy between magic users and King Arthur. 4 years ago, Nimueh twisted the truth, making Arthur think Merlin a traitor. That Arthur is unhappy to see him again is an understatement. Sequel to Conversations with a sorceress.

TMR. Gen. 'Incendio is the first incantation that Tom ever learns.' Europe in the eye of the storm. oneshot

Sam began to suspect that the Trickster wasn't dead when he found it sitting in his motel room. Fortunately, there's an escape clause; even so, riddling the Trickster is harder then it should be.

From a prompt asking for Sam, Michael, Sam is a nephilim. Michael/Mary.

The Doctor always came back for him.

He is the last person she expected to bear ink on his body. It's just the first in a series of unexpected discoveries Emily makes about Reid. Prentiss/Reid. NOT connected to "How to Fight Loneliness."

Five times Gabriel met a Winchester and kept his identity to himself, and the one time he didn't.

Set after Good Omens and before SPN 5x22. The Apocalypse was averted not by heroic sacrifices, witty plans, development of 11th hour superpowers, or hugging it out. It was averted by Matins Season for supernatural cars kicking in. Bentley/Imapala. Crack.

Set after Good Omens and before Supernatural 5x21. The eighth meeting is a thing of beauty. A.J. Crowley and Crowley, a history of friendship. Implied Crowley/Crowley, and Crowley/Aziraphale

Reid shows up on Hotch’s doorstep with no recollection of how he got there or of the past day. With little evidence of what happened, they have to rely on his memory coming back to figure it out.

Fourteen miles down the road he appeared out of thin air on the back seat, coughing blood. It was a wonder he had any blood left to cough up. It stained his shirts – front and back, oozing from the gaping wound in his chest. Slight AU, spoilers for 5.19

Oneshot! Tag to Dark Side of the Moon, ep 5-16. It’s time for Sam and Michael to have a nice long talk, and for Michael to offer Sam a novel solution to his little Lucifer problem.

Gabriel was interested in Sam right from their first meeting, but he didn't realise that interest would last, or that Sam would get such a hold on him. Which side he picks is a choice already made.

The last verse of the prophesy rang through her head. "By the end of a summer beguiled, the Oracle of Delphi will be left with child..." She couldn't believe the words, even if they came from her own mouth. He was the sun, not a father, not a lover... R/A

When the ribbons fray and childhood fades, the monster will crawl through to join her kind. Renesmee and Alec: a figment in five parts.

Gabriel keeps turning up and keeps helping Sam. Sam could use the company, awake and asleep.

A powerful sorcerer named Emrys resides in Camelot, a silent guardian to Prince Arthur. But why would any sorcerer protect a Pendragon? Candun intends to find out, even if it means kidnapping the prince of Camelot as bait. No Slash! Sequel now posted!

Susan is a prisoner in the Time Agency. Time is in flux. And in the end, she finds herself at the beginning.

In which Annabeth gets chained to a rock, Percy gets to gloat, and someone gets sacrificed to a fearsome child of Poseidon. Written for the pjo kinkmeme.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

David Rossi had plans for a romantic night on the town, when things take an unexpected turn for the bizarre. Ch. 3 Up!

The first thing that attracted Jessica to Sam was just how Normal he was. Stanford-era, Jess/Sam.

When Reid is taken hostage in a bank by a group the team has been profiling, he must work to keep the hostages safe by making sacrifices of his own and creating a bond with his captor. Team and Reid fic. No pairing, no other warnings. Just some whump

The parting of Hades and Persephone always made Zeus uncomfortable.

After Jasper’s death, Alice leaves the Cullens and goes to the Volturi and asks to die. But things don’t really go according to plan, and soon Alice finds herself a member of the Volturi and attracted to their tracker, Demetri… AliceXDemetri. Hiatus.

Sam has a reason for his indescretions, a secret he will not reveal to anyone, a fate he can't escape. There will be no more sacrifices.

The Volturi come to the Olympic Peninsula one final time. certainly AU, dark-fic

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

The Doctor finds himself sharing a cell with the Master and the Master's iPod. It goes downhill from there. Oneshot.

Susan watched the grandfather she'd only recently been reunited with and sighed. Clearly, if he and Rose were ever going to get together, Susan was going to have to take matters into her own hands. Ten/Rose. Oneshot. Complete.

Moscow 1589. Two best friends play hide-and-seek in the royal palace. With his unexplainable tracking skills, he never fails to find her. However, one day they are separated. This is the story of Demetri of the Volturi. Childhood, love and transformation.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Jessica Moore has a secret. -- AU, no spoilers, one-shot, Sam/Jess.

Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.

Jenny has a lot to learn. Luckily she has a good teacher, and he's not that bad a dad, either. Spoilers for The Doctor's Daughter.

Robert Moore knew another hunter when he saw one.

Spoiler for Revelations. A enforced vacation lands Reid on a road trip where he gets pulled into a murder case among other things. ReidOC

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover

Prior to being stranded in an airport for three hours, Hotch could have listed alot of things that irritated him more than bouncy balls. Now, that list had grown drastically shorter.

Preseries, Stanford. Sam's dormmates are relieving exam stress by telling their best stories of horrific family antics.

A 'what might have been.' What if the demon had stayed in hibernation for just a little longer?

Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.

A very fast summary of Eragon, written in a humorous fashion.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

HP Good Omens crossover. Lord Voldemort thought that summoning a demon would be an easy way of getting hold of the contents of that elusive prophesy. Lord Voldemort was wrong.

AKA, The Crossover of DOOM. Adam Young's gone to Hogwarts. Aziraphale and Crowley pose as wizards to keep an eye on him. Harry et al make memorable cameos. Comic hijinks ensue.

When Psyche travels to the Underworld to retrieve part of Persephone's beauty, she discovers a surprising revelation.

*slash* An after dinner stroll through the park, a kissing couple, and a demon who's been around the block a few times make Aziraphale wonder what the big deal is about sex, anyway.