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Joined 04-30-12, id: 3971325, Profile Updated: 09-21-12
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Well, hello there.

Up until now I've only been reading on this site, but now I want to try my luck with writing. I've been doing a lot of writing in my mother tongue, but I might be confident enough to try it in english now. Let's hope it won't backfire horribly.

I am 21 years old, currently studying Social Work. My biggest passion is and will probably always be, Harry Potter and everything that has to do with it. So Potterheads unite and let us never fail to keep those beautiful books alive forever!

I enjoy reading/writing about:

The Marauders (the tragic side of their adulthood though. I absolutley love to pity Remus Lupin for being the only Marauder left and for everything that he has been through. It makes me so sad that he didn't get the Happy End he really really deserved. But maybe death really was a relief for him, in the end.)

The Weasleys (and I mean every single one of them. They are the greatest family EVER. Even Percy is hilarious in his own twisted way, I'd say. Got to love them, really. Although I am a little mad with WB for turning the movie Ginny into a passive, stiff, straight-haired something. She is so much more than that in the books and thats why she really does belong with Harry.)

Hermione (paired with every male character that walks around in or out of Hogwarts. Poor thing, really. But she is so strong and smart and brave. And, no matter how much I love to pair her up with Severus or Remus or whoever is available, she is ultimately Rons girl for a reason - and will always be.)

Harry (The biggest f*ing hero EVER. Do I need to proceed?)

and of course, the next Generation! It's so exciting to think about what they will be up to, isn't it?

"Don't get too friendly with him, though, Rosie. Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood." - This is, in my opinion, foreshadowing at its finest. We all know that JK Rowling does it better than anyone else. Rose and Scorpius are SO meant to be together, it's not even funny anymore!

Oh, and I am totally into drama. I mean, big time!

So, I guess I'm done... Please read and review my stories and if you're up for discussions or anything about the Potter-Universe, don't hesitate to message me - I'm always up for it!


Here are some Quotes I find inspirational and enjoyable - I'm gonna leave out quotes from the books, because then this profile would never end...

"Dumbledore understood Ron’s importance in the trio. He wasn’t the most skilled, or the most intelligent, but he held them together; his humour and his good heart were essential"- JK Rowling

What if Harry never got his Hogwarts letter?
What if Lily chose Snape over James?
What if the prophecy was never overheard?
What if Snape didn't love Lily?
What if Wormtail never told Voldemort Lily and James Potter's secret?
What if Tom Riddle Sr. fell in love with Merope Gaunt?
What if Voldemort had known love?
What Pettigrew had been captured?
What if Ginny had died in the Chamber of Secrets?
What if Scabbers turned yellow?
What if JK Rowling never wrote Harry Potter?
Would your life be the same?

"Whether you come back by page, or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home”- JK Rowling

"Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language." - Lev Grossman

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Chemistry & Timing by TheBookBully reviews
She mustn't be seen. It was the oldest rule of time travel yet one of the hardest to follow. Hermione is thrown back to the start of her third year and the professor who'd always been there for her. Now with Sirius escaped from prison and Remus' entire past before him again, can she be there for him? And what happens once the year is over? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 292,202 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 2/21/2012 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16138 - Favs: 26,996 - Follows: 15,374 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12579 - Favs: 12,801 - Follows: 7,401 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Immortal Original story reupload by TheAnonymousTree reviews
A re-upload of the original worst fanfic ever created, My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie. FULL STORY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
A Lighter Shade of Grey by diamond-helen reviews
His heart is broken, she hides hers away. Can two people in shadow draw each other into the light?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,015 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 4492 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Secret Life of the Hogwarts Heads by Just-Like-Ginny reviews
As Rose Weasley begins her exciting seventh year at Hogwarts, she has a secret that she's not ready to tell anyone about. But it might not just be up to her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,308 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Denial by amightypenguin reviews
To my everlasting shame, I scared her away and made her feel like a fool. But I had to. It was for her own safety, and mine. My master was the most powerful Legilimens known. I couldn't afford to have him see something that would ruin everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,538 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Heart's Desire by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
What did Albus Dumbledore truly see when he looked into the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
That Which Drives Us by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Humans can draw motivation from any number of things: Love, hatred, hope, fear, even pain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2010
Catch Me, I'm Falling by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Once upon a time, Sirius Black fell. And there was no one there to take him home again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Shared Destinies by amightypenguin reviews
Marriage Law fic. Not HBP/DH compliant. Forced together because of a law Voldemort has put into effect, Hermione and Remus try to hold onto their friendship while faced with Dark Lords, jealous friends, and more werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,844 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
She Asked Me If I Loved You by abc233 reviews
Sirius makes a quick pit-stop at Remus's house after he runs away from Grimauld Place. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Wolf and Little Red: A Hogwarts Love Story by angelically-devilish reviews
The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,873 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Trouble with Moving On by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
It's never easy to get over a loss. Especially when the person you've lost is your twin brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,627 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Fatherly Advice by Magglenagall reviews
Arthur Weasley finds himself in the unenviable position of dispensing romantic advice to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Hermione G., Arthur W. - Complete
Mary Sue and Gary Stu Save the World by Doctor Strangelove reviews
Sequel to Mary Sue and Gary Stu Get It On. Not quite so erotic. A dark, powerful, and evil force coughVoldemortcough is threatening Hogwarts. Plus Mary Sue is having flashbacks to her tragic and mysterious past. Can Gary Stu save the day?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2003 - OC
Harry Potter and the Clichéd Cliché of Clichés by Doctor Strangelove reviews
A parody of parodies of badfics. Little bit of slashy content. Also Mary Sues, MSTs, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Mary Sue and Gary Stu Get It On by Doctor Strangelove reviews
Mary Sue comes to Hogwarts and falls in love, but it's not who you expect. ...Unless you read the title, 'cause then it's kinda obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2002 - OC - Complete
Worth A Risk reviews
Rose has to make a decision, but she hesitates. Is he really worth the risk?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete