ceramicSquidhide bio
 My name is known to none, my face is too damn ugly to share, and everything else is silly. I'm a Discworld fan, as well as being a Homestuck. I like many other things, especially music and music theory. Relationships are weird. I'm not entirely comfortable with them, so don't hold your breath for a shipfic. In addition, my works, thus far, are all my horrible equivalents of emo poetry. I will overcome, just you wait and see! |
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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 13,307 - Follows: 12,525 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6553 - Favs: 6,421 - Follows: 7,257 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 6,041 - Follows: 7,587 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,628 - Reviews: 8562 - Favs: 8,482 - Follows: 7,529 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5893 - Favs: 7,100 - Follows: 8,690 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Seireitei on Strike by RedRosa1 reviews
It started in squad four. At the time it was a shock; no-one had ever imagined the meek and gentle healers of squad four would be capable of causing so much mayhem. In retrospect it was inevitable. Rated T for swearing in later chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,996 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hanatarō Y.
Hit List by zestycrouton reviews
AU. It all started as a typical day at Ordon High, until a sudden school shooting turns the life of Link Hero upside down. Now, surrounded by enemies, can Link save his friends and escape the school alive? (Edit 10/2015)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,738 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Link, Zelda, Sheik, Midna - Complete
Soul Chess by draconichero21 reviews
After the events of Zero Requiem Lelouch goes to Soul Society and aims to atone for his sins by becoming a Soul Reaper, but old habits die hard and the ex-prince soon finds himself in a live chess game attempting to save the after life from a mad man. No yaoi. This is a Shared Universe of Code Geass and Bleach so the canon facts that change or are inconsistent are because of this
Crossover - Bleach & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 209 - Words: 1,784,804 - Reviews: 3903 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 4/30/2011 - S. Aizen, Lelouch L. - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6051 - Favs: 7,921 - Follows: 5,984 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35023 - Favs: 24,910 - Follows: 18,607 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Disturbing Dreams of Delores Umbridge by Captain Compass reviews
What could possibly go wrong with Cornelius Fudge's brilliant plan during Harry Potter's fifth year? Does one dare to think about the happenings in the mind of a certain Senior Undersecretary? A series of slightly (im)possible scenes before Delores Umbridge first stood up in the Great Hall? What do her dreams foretell before she gets to the Welcoming Feast. Will be mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,277 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 303 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,172 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Shadows by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,363 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Forge by Love Psycho reviews
No one asks a sword if it ever wants to be a sword. Neither does one ask if a hero wants to be anything else. Both are painful, heartbreaking processes after all. Bleach/Naruto/Blue Exorcist Philosophy
Crossover - Bleach & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Ichigo K., Rin O. - Complete
Waterwaif by Flipspring reviews
Three bright-red slits on each side, starting at the jawline, blood flowing freely from the gashes. Gills. He promises himself that this was the last time; he'll never go back. But he always does.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: A New Day by Snake Staff reviews
Zelda presides over a massive, modernizing Hyrule after the sudden attack on her father. Facing rebellion from her subjects and plotting from her minsters, can she make it? And what of her old friend Link, sent to stop evil and save Hyrule?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,708 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Zelda, Link
Free as the Wind by S.R.H. Fade reviews
Link and Link find themselves on an island called Outset, where a young boy named Link lives. 'Nuff said.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,051 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Link
Inhuman Monsters by Nate Grey reviews
Sometimes the worst monsters look perfectly human, while the most obvious monsters are actually quite friendly.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Celty S., Anri S. - Complete
and that's just romance by wordbends reviews
Amaimon basically doesn't understand anything. About anything. At all. Especially human mating habits. — Amaimon, Rin/Shiemi.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Amaimon - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Book One: The Alchemist by Mystic Dragon reviews
Eight year old Harry Potter finds himself rescued from the abusive Dursley family and sent to live with his Aunt Trisha and her boys. But will Harry and Edward be able to find a cure for Al when an unparalleled evil is running around at Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,702 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
After The Mission by fringeperson reviews
What if Hermione was actually a Konoha shinobi - so deep under cover that she was practically a civilian while at Hogwarts? When she returns to Konoha, what will she have hidden up her sleeve with that wand? Don't own. Rated for violence & stuff later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,531 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Ghosts in the Closet by MyAibou reviews
Every family has skeletons in its closet. For the Fenton family, it's ghosts. But as their secret, spanning more than a decade, weaves into every aspect of their lives, they find it's not really the ghosts that are the problem.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Danny F., Sam M., Tucker F., Dani - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 1,761 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team Time by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - This years kids are going to give Kakashi and the other seventh grade teachers a heck of a lot of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,854 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
A Day with Luna by Mark Horne reviews
A day in the life of Luna Lovegood as written by William Faulkner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
Cold Rain by altersuperego reviews
Sequel to Dry Heat. Aizen proposes an exchange of prisoners of war. Hitsugaya unwillingly starts to remember his past. Nothing is what it seems, and everyone must choose a side. Violence, language. IchiRuki. Slight RanRen, UnoKen. Not a lot of romance
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,886 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Rukia K. - Complete
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Outside Looking in by Ellen Brand reviews
Casper High's new psychiatrist has some interesting interviews ahead of him.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,634 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
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Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/29/2000