Sometimes I puke out words in the general shape of sentences and paragraphs. Occasionally, I toss them into this dump. Read them if you want. Side effects may include: projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea, cancer, AIDS, and dementia. Please talk to your doctor if you experience dizziness and/or loss of hearing or vision, as these may be signs that you're spending way too much time reading shitty fan fiction on the internet.