Bio: "I am a carbon based, bi-peddle ape native to the planet earth, in particular, the one located in the Orion arm of the Milky Way Galaxy." "I.."(Is pulled aside and told that "Bio" meant Biography not biology). Well thats boring. Here have some trivial information, I've got fan-fiction to write."

Gender: Male

Age: (Redacted Info)

Home: Earth

Favorite books: Warriors (fan since 10 YO) by Erin Hunter, Moby Dick by Herman Melville, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller, 1984 by H.G. Wells, The Guardians of Ga'Hoole (sheds tear for destruction done by movie) by Katherine Lasky (I think), The Hitch-hikers guide to the Galaxy (all of them) by Douglas Adams, 1491 1493 by Charles C. Mann, A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, and almost anything by H.P. Lovecraft and E.A. Poe.

Movies/TV shows: I hate most movies and don't watch TV, though Prometheus is pretty great, and I'm still desperately hoping for a season 2 of Deutschland 83 (2 years later).

Music: Yes. Most all of it. Favorite bands -

VNV (Victory not Vengeance) Nation ~ ("Electronic alchemist in the new metropolis enlighten living through practicality.")

Covenant (EDM band out of Sweden) ~ ("We. Make. Ritual noise.")

And One (Synthpop band aus Berlin) ~ (Military fashion show!)

Melotron (Futurepop band out of Germany) ~ ("Ich spiele mit der Welt wie ein Kind!")

Depeche Mode (No further comment) ~ ("Enjoy the silence.")

Favorite Color...Colour: Black, Blue, and Grey..Gray. wait, Grae? Greigh?? (Ahh, English. The only language where winning a spelling bee is an actual mark of skill.)

Other Interest: Guitar playing, Philosophy, Learning languages (Ich habe mir zwei Jahre Deutsch selbst untergerichtet. Ich denke dass das ist wie man das sagt?), The ocean, Archaeology, Hiking, and Writing (obviously).