Hey, it's Bells!

AND!?

Alice...

Thank you.

We love to write. Anything. Mostly, Maximum Ride and Twilight. Every once in awhile we'll try our hand at the Inheritance Cycle but...who can be as good as Chris P? Huh?

And isn't it weird how my name is Alice and yours is Bella?

Yeah, but my name is ONLY Bella...

Until you change it to Isabella...

Shut up Alli. ANYWAY...we REALLY love reviews peeps. Anon. and anti-anon. please. With caviar on top?

You don't eat caviar...snort

I hate you.

muah

Alright...go ahead and read!

Oh, and by the way...

WHAT DID YOU DO ALICE?!

NOTHING!! I was just going to warn our readers that we (Bella and Alice) are incredibly random. BEWARE OF THE RANDOM RANDOMNESS!!

Favorite Bands:

Paramore!!

Lesley Roy

Linkin Park

3 Doors Down

Good Charlotte

Three Days Grace

O-Zone

Evanescence

Edward Cullen :)

Bella (ME!)

Kelly Clarkson

Muse

Mutemath

AND MANY MORE!

OOH! And The Winged Rejects...Heeheeh.

Favorite Books

Maximum Ride Series

Twilight Saga

Inheritance Cycle

Gone With The Wind

Sovay

AND MANY MORE!

Favorite Movies

Twilight

Maximum Ride (If it's good...)

Pirates Movies

Eragon (We like laughing at it...)

Covenant (It sucks, but there's hot guys...Steven Strait...)

"I'm sorry, but that shirt is like a genocide of color. Somewhere a rainbow is weeping." -Psych

"I guess you guys aren't really fart knockers afterall." -Psych

"You rock my Egyptian Cotton Panties off!" -Damion

"Puerto rican rum and green jello and salomi!" -Alice and Bella

"Somebody better tell me who put my calculator in green jello, or I'm gonna lose my freaking mind!!" -Bella

"Why would you eat that? It fell on the floor!!" -Bella

"Because it's good for the health?" -Ethan

"No, it's not. It's a frigging cheeseburger...or half of it..." -Bella

"Exactly." -Ethan

"You sexist pig!" -Alice

"Fat?" -Bella

"Yea-what??" -Alice

"You called me fat!" -Bella

"Wait, no!" -Alice

-runs off crying- -Bella

"She left me for a candy bar." -Ethan

"Dude, thats just wronger." -Egbert

"Wronger's not a word." -Ethan

"It should be." -Egbert

"Wanna call Webster's?" -Ethan

"Yeah!" -Egbert

-2 Minutes Later-

"That was quick."- Ethan

"Yeah...she hung up on me." -Egbert

-rolls over laughing- -Ethan