Hello internets, my name is classified by the CIA unfortunately (some incident involving a milkshake) but you can call me the Lazy Polar Bear, which is my code name in the U.S. Government. I am a possible psychopath, but a smart psychopath according to my imaginary friends... I love Doctor Who, HIMYM, Sherlock, The Walking Dead, and ripe bananas. Well, I can't say much more without my parole officer getting all crabby, so I'm gonna go now.

BAI!