Fan of: Doctor Who, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Fossil Fighters, Littlest Pet Shop do dwindling) My Little Pony (both generations), ohhh, what else? Tons of other things XD. As you can tell, my trains of thoguht can get rather, eh, erattic XD.

!Yo hablo un poco español, gracias a escuela! XD POCO español.

3-27-12 my profile got erased when I tried to put an Irken and Adele typed out sign thingies on it. ugh. this sucks.

4-16-12 HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY INVADER PLEECY! yup, 1 year ago I (horrendously) made up/drew Pleecy the Blue Irken Mystic.

4-22-2012 Happy Earth Day pitiful hyuumans! Or Irk Day for you fellow invaders out there! Or, just in general, Planet Day! :) Now go plant a tree as an apology for wasting paper via homework! XD at least reading on fanfic lessens paper a bit...right? idk

5-5-12 happy cinco de Mayo AND Narwhal day!...huh? whats Narwhal Day? just a random (now 1 year old! :D) holiday my friend and I made up last Cinco De Mayo when we started singing *sigh* the Narwhal song XD It's her Birthday too today! XD Narhwal day is on the fifth of EVERY month.

5-31-12 SKOOL'S OUT!!! WHOO! *clears throat* I-I mean, now that summer's arrived, I shall have more time to do...stuff. Oh and btw I now have a Devinatart account: IceLuxray. XD (of course...)

6-5-12 Venus Transit 2012! 8D whoot!

8-22-12: squee! *covers mouth*...It's my birthday :3 and btw, I changed my username from Iceluxray to Melodyfeather...because APPARENTLY Feather was already taken e.e

10-23-13 lol hey everybody. Sorry about the absence. School, art, other stuff: you all understand :)

10-30-13 IT IS OFFICIAL MYSTIC MINDSET BOOK 1 IS GETTING A FACELIFT XD

Plans: a few books of Mystic Mindset, a few books of an animal/pokemon series, maybe some Saiyan stories :3 Constantly having ideas, especially for characters and crossovers. some may be on deviantart instead, though.

PLEASE IGNORE THE ODDITY THAT IS MY PROFILE, NEED TO REDO IT AGAIN. IN THE MEANTIME, WHO'S UP FOR A LITTLE R&R-ING DOWN BELOW?

ALSO: I HOPE TO REWRITE MM: BOOK I SOONER OR LATER. MY STYLE AND WRITING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED LATELY, AND I FEEL KINDA IFFY WHEN I READ SOME OF IT XD

*COMING SOON...PROBABLY!:

Book 1 of 'Dimensions' -- "What the Irk?"

Poor Pleecy! if wormholes were beings, she'd prolly kill one after it plopped her down near Camp Half-Blood. How will she get back? will she die? Will a wormhole be killed? Will I ever stop with retorical questions? *

*sigh* idk if I'll ever do that one... TT.TT whadda you people think?

About me:

I classify myself as insane...no, no! Don't go away! I mean the good kind! Like Invader Zim style crazy...well, ok, maybe not that far gone...Scientificly insane! Yes, that's it...kinda...except most REAL SCIENCE! has things that HAVE to be a certain way, and RULES, and LAWS, which is why it sometimes irks me like Math does. It's funny to see books people like Hawking write, but they're only on one topic, like Time, when you can't do anything to Time and not screw with Space. Or see stuff and laugh at how much humans think we control pretty much EVERYTHING...I'm ranting, I realize that XD. And I'm off topic...

Yes, I love science. SCIENCE! but not REAL SCIENCE!, usually. REAL SCIENCE! doesn't acknowledge El Chupacabra, therefore I love parapsychology. And paranormal investigation -- THE TV HYUUMANS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING! WHO GOES INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE, PESTERS ITS INHABITANTS, AND DARES DEMONS TO SCREW WITH THEM! Idiots who can't even use the right words, that's who... There is a difference between soul, spirits, and ghosts, but they use them all casually. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm ranting again...Yea, I do that XD -- cryptozoology, some mythology, zoology, all kinds of paleontology, astronomy, astrology, lots of other crap.

I'm a self proclaimed Nerd. I game. I sometimes talk in ways and words I have to explain. My jokes suck. I pretty much never swear, unless it slips..oops! XD that doesn't mean Pleecy doesn't swear, of course.

I love school!!!!...yea, never thought you'd here that, DID you?!

I'm a huge gamer. Pokemon ftw!...Oh, I mentioned that? oh well. VIDEOGAMES. KICK. TAIL. AND. YOU. PROLLY. DON'T. CARE. ABOUT. THIS. PART. BUT. I. DO. SO. HA. JK XD.

I used to do a lot of live-action-role-play-games-between-friends and like it a lot, but seeing as A. I've gotten older and B. my stage fright kicked in like a few years ago of course so I feel self concious when being watched if I play role play .

Wow...I'm being kind of funny for once. Huh. first time for eveything, I guess. 0.e

I'm also a big Dib fan. Not like fangirl crazy, but I can relate to him a bit and I'm similar to him xD. He's prolly one of my fav characters.

I realize some OCs of mine may seem Mary Sue ish at times. Just a head's up.

Doom backwards spells Mood. Ironic, huh?...No, no it just makes sense.

LARP

I officially love Doctor Who. Look at all the Dalek jokes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7_KXL6VBBE&feature=related

Random Quotes (found on Star Timeblazer's account, liked 'em a lot XD Epic story writer, she be oFTo)

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.--(Sam Levenson)

The moon! It's chasing me! Everywhere I go, there it is! KNOCK IT OFF MOON!

Don't freak, don't freak... OK NOW!!

I May Be Insane But I'm NOT Stupid.

I am mad but all the most fantastic beings are...

Randomness is the truth of all reality (Got that right!)

What is this, "normal" you keep talking about?? is it contaigous?

Get away from me, i might catch your, "normal"!

Your Jelly of me... aren't you?... Yeah it's written all over your face

"I used to have Goals. They were Evil Goals, but they were Goals"-Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Go away I'm pretending to work

I've lost my mind somewhere... Could someone help me find it? -runs around crazily- Oops! Left it in the blender! Sorry guys!

"Come to the nerd side; we have pi. And Jolly Ranchers. And cookies. We stole the dark side's cookies, that's how awesome we are. We created a hole in space and time with a particle accelerator and STOLE THE DARK SIDE'S COOKIES." (This is my definition)

If I can dream of waking, how do I know I'm not dreaming now?

Reality is defined by the size of your imagination (My definition...again XD)

When Life Gives you lemons.. Make Apple Juice And Let The World wonder how.

We are the Knights who saaaay... NI!!

"Oh no! Must delete my memory! Quick!" (BANG) "Aw man, it's still there!" (Dibship rising much!? XD)

"Why don't you pick on somebody your own crazy!?"

Curse this confounded effort!

You can get though anything with a simple push...unless the door says pull.

"Float like a butterly and let your words sting like a hateful, sarcastic bee." Bert Wysocki, Reaper

If one has a will, they have the strength to fight back; however, without a memory, one cannot choose for themselves.

And now would be a really good time to vamoose...

"How about I give you an emotionally scarring front story?" "That doesn't even make sense." "It doesn't have to! I HAVE A MONSTER TRUCK!" (waaaiiittt...omg a front story could be a future! XD)

Let's be serious here... okay, we're done.

What the heck happened here? ...IT WASN'T ME, I DIDN'T DO IT!

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it." - Billie Joe

KIDS IF ELMO HAS TO TEACH YOU HOW TO SNEEZE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success" - unknown

"I don't have a real life, but I do have an internet life. So I guess I have a half life." (Like elements? O3o)

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! UNTIL THE UNEXPECTED BECOMES EXPECTED!

Purple: Was that everyone? I hope that was everyone. Let's go. I'm hungry! Red: Well, there is Zim, but i think he stopped being alive.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHERE LIFE RUNS OUT OF LEMONS.

"Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence" Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory. (people compare me beautifully to Sheldon o.o)

If I had a mustache I would be twisting it... And chuckling... Lots of chuckling amid the twisting of my mustache... Which is weird because i'm a girl...

there was once a man who wanted to be a writer. "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, that people will feel on an emotional level, it will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Lets imagine for a moment that we're not all insane... Okay, enough of that, BACK TO THE WALNUTS!

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

My 'Evil Glare' is set on "Skin Alive With Rusty Object'. Avert your gaze if you value your flesh.

・ If we die, I'm going to kill you! ・ That doesn't make any sence! ・ IT DOESN'T HAVE TO! THE THREAT STILL STANDS!

Look skyward you moron!

(From here down, I added)

Monks are partying like crazy in background* i've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing...*later*...there's still one more thing I must do before I go. *even later* isn't this incredible? ITS GONNA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD!

Everyone loves a slinky, you're gonna get a slinky! SLINKY, SLINKY, go, slinky, go! ace ventura, when nature calls

That awkward moment when your slinky waits till the second to last step to stop on a flight of stairs the size of a mountain.

...want to go for one more? z09np's comment on Ace Ventura Slinky video

"...'cuse me...

That's quite a wrap you're wearing. Perhaps I could get you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenceless baby seals."

"Who is this gastly man?"

'Ace Ventura, pet detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy. Hey, thanks for the free parking."

"Another activist, McGuire."

"Activist, yes." *both sneer, Ace mocks them.*

"Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime."

"AAAlllrighty then. *KO's guy, throws him over shoulder* You know something? you're right. *Pats guy, starts dancing around oddly.*

makes guy talk by flapping his head around* "Do not pass go. Do not collect $200." *puts guy in girl's hands* "It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn." ace detective when nature calls(?)

"Don't try to fix me I'm not broken." Evanescence, "Hello"

"The fangirl squeal! Quickly Robin, to the Squeal-mobile!" Star Timeblazer in a PM when I started having an epic DBZ fangirl moment XD

"Something always intervenes! And, yes, I have done horrible things, but haven't you noticed that I never get caught?! Explain that!! On a crowded street, I could drain a flower vendor of all his blood and not get caught!! People would scream and vomit, and yet, somehow, I would walk away unscathed. I could do that!! Oh, wait...I did do that!!" JTHM #3, Johnny the Suicidal Maniac

Nny: Manipulated! Hah!! Events have shown me only one thing -- I am untouchable! Existing within the realm! Existing as the realm!! Need further proof?! Watch This!

Nail bunny and Eff: NOOOO!!

NNY: Exactly!! I NO die!! Hee! Hee!! I've set this thing so that it could kill a whale in seconds -- Not that I'd kill a whale. I shall aim it straight into my head!!! neat, huh? *shocks himself as everyone gawks: ZZZZZZZZZZ* STILL ALIVE!! Straight to the brain!! And I STILL LIVE! Explain that! JTHM #3 Johnny the Suicidal Maniac

Well, anything is possible, its just humans have things set in their minds that they may NOT be possible, therefore they cannot do this thing. At least not without belief. Its all in faith, just like religion. Reality is only defined by one's imagination. In other words, SCREW HUMANS AND THEIR INSESSANT PHYSICS WHICH DO NOT EXIST! XD It only exists to us because we have it 'set in stone' in our minds, our imaginations which are now hardly used anymore, that it exists.(oh, here I go in another science lecture...) me about to go into a science-imagination lecture in a PM to zuzuthezombie.

It sure is Zarbon in here... Frieza -- Dragon Ball Z Kai Abidged by Teamfourstar

Opinions are like butt-holes: everybody has one... My mom

"Nobody move! Dropped me brain..." Pirates of the Carribean 3

"You're mad." "Thank goodness for that or this would probably never work." Pirates of the Caribbean 3

"Got it memorized?" Axel, Kingdom Hearts series

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?!

6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself

7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...

8. WORLD DOMINATION!

9. You can curse, talk about how amazing death is, and talk about blood, and not get sent to a counsaler or an Asylem!

Where do I sign?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (yes)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Daily)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Every time I talk to myself...which is every minute of every day...)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine

People think you're insane. (I know I'm insane)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (suerprised I don't yet...o.o)

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (My friends: dont think my 'family' knows I'm insane)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

14. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

15. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

16. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

17. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

18. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

92 Percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

95% of teenagers would start a riot if Justin Beiber were to jump off a 25 story building. Add this to your profile if your going to be one of the 5 percent to grab a chair, some popcorn, and yell "JUMP!"

You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.

You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Dreamer

[ x] You can see what cannot be seen by normals

[X ] You believe in the inconceivable

[ x] You refuse to give up childish qualities

[ X] You always ask "why?"

[X] You live in the clouds

Total: 5 FTW! :D Irk yes

Schizophrenic

[ x] You have Positive, Negative, and Cognitive thoughts mixed together.

[ ] You're constantly paranoid

[ x] You're hypersensitive to criticism, feelings, and insults etc.

[ ] You're hostile, and have some anxiety

[X] You Have blank expressions, and stare when deep in thought

Total: 3 FT

Freaky

[x ] You like to scare people for the fun of it

[ ] You find an interest in those way younger/older than you

[ ] You know how to make anyone succumb to you (how do you mean?)

[x ] You have an "inhuman" talent

[x ] You take standing out in the crowd to a whole new level (YEAUH! FT)

Total: 3

Morbid

[ ] You find cemeteries and dead things fascinating

[ ] You can talk about blood and gory things with a smile

[ ] Things like coffins and zombie portraits are nice accessories to a house

[ ] You wouldn't mind living in dark and horrific world with no sun

[ ]You are happy about gloomy and Gothic things

Total: nada

Insane

[x ] You shout excessively about nonsense

[x ] You are constantly hyperactive and nutty

[x ] You are eager for mischief

[ ] You can make a scene and be comfortable with it

[x ] You look up to horror movie villains (only sometimes! XD)

Total: 4 FT good. I AM insane.

Sadist

[ ] Being cruel is a good thing

[ ] You enjoy watching others suffer

[ ] You like to hurt others

[ ] You like torturing characters

[ ] You would rather watch someone get beat up than help them

Total:0

Masochist

[ ] You like being in pain

[ ] You enjoy letting people hurt you

[ ] You let yourself get hurt

[ ] Being cruel is a good thing

[ ] You like being submissive no matter your opinion

Total: 0 IRK NO

Geek

[X] You are obsessed with something

[x] Video/Computer games are more than just a pass time

[x ] You know how to do technological things normal people don't

[ x] You prefer to read and/or collect comic books over most things

[ ] Glasses are an accessory, not a necessity

Total: 4!

Indifferent

[ ] You are not interested in most things

[x ] You usually don't have a bias about anything

[ ] Your purpose in life is to live and die and to do nothing more

[ ] You usually don't show emotion to things

[ ] You are pretty much carefree about everything

Total: 1

Perky

[ ] You are brisk-fully cheerful

[ x] You are very energetic about most things

[x ] You are usually optimistic

[ x] You can get overexcited about nothing

[x ] You are very enthusiastic about almost anything (just my hobbies/friends)

Total: 4

Funky

[x ] You are passionate, soulful, and earthy

[x ] You prefer and do styles of different eras other than your own

[ ] You usually smell strange to others

[x ] You are outlandishly vulgar or eccentric in a humorous way

[x ] Looking very different from normal people is essential

Total: 4! FT oh yeah

Raver

[ ] You like wearing bright funky clothes and having unnatural hair, eye, and make-up colors

[ ] You are extravagantly enthusiastic and speak in a wild manner

[ ] Techno music is essential

[ ] Late night parties and wild celebrations with loud music is a way of life

[ ] Glow sticks are the way to light up a night

Total: 0

Player

[ ]You are skilled with manipulating people

[x ] You are skilled at "acting" and fooling people

[ ] Having multiple relationships at once is a fun/good thing

[ ] You have a devilish charm

[ ] You are selfish and arrogant

Total: 1...i think...depends on the situation...

Delusional

[ ] You usually have false beliefs and/or opinions

[ ] You have mislead judgment

[ ] You have paranoia

[ ] You always think you do wrong things and are guilty

[ ] Aliens have kidnapped you and tried to probe you before you escaped and came back to earth!!!

Total:0

Normal

[ ] You give in to conformity of what everyone else does

[ ] You are perpendicular!

[ ] You are free from any mental illness.

[ ] You have an "average" intelligence

[ ] You didn't click anything from any other category!

Total: 0 FT Normal sucks!

Contradicting statements every child hears:

Make new friends/meet new people

Don't talk to strangers

Do as your told

Follow your heart

Always ask questions

Shut up

Do what you think is right

Don't do stupid things

Eat your peas

Don't eat if your full

Ignore the bullies

Stand up for yourself

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. (Then why am I American?)

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. (there is NO CONPARISON HERE. nice try)

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. (BULL. CRAP.)

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. (There are TOO MANY people on Earth, I hope you know. Carrying capacity over the limit!)

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (No logic, no comparison. Again.)

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (BULL. CRAP. AGAIN.)

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. (One parent may not be a good role model; one may be enough, or more comfortable for the kid. ever think of that?)

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

New Pledge of Allegiance.

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word "God" is mentioned... A kid in Arizona wrote this...

NEW School Prayer:

Now I sit me down in school

where praying is against the rule.

For this great nation under God

finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,

it violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,

that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,

to quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,

we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,

study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

no word of God must reach the crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,

when chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on.

Stupid laws

In New York-

it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...)(but its so much fun! ...Yes it's called for! Don't people get on your nerves?)

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police)

In Florida-

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (bull...)

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home) (take a horse instead! XD)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Shoot, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled)

In Georgia-

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?)

Signs are required to be written in English.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it)

in South Dakota-

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...)

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable)

In Tennessee-

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say)

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (sexist .

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)

In Missouri-

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!)

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Dancing is strictly prohibited.(..you sssicken me...

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?) (two laws about drinking...think there's a problem?)

A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!)

In Idaho-

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!)NOM! .

You may not fish on a camel’s back. (A CAMEL! this is not Egypt)

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (...)

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!)

In Indiana-

The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!)

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?)

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. (smart monkey)

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?)

In Alaska-

Clowns beware! (WHAT THE HECK?!?)

In Kansas-

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...)

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of ZIM's temper)

No one may wear a bee in their hat. ( why would you want to?!)

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. ( aww man...)

If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square @zz post this in your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism (hate, hate, HATE IT!)

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you!

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

92 Percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your @zz off.

95% of teenagers would start a riot if Justin Beiber were to jump off a 25 story building. Add this to your profile if your going to be one of the 5 percent to grab a chair, some popcorn, and yell "JUMP!"

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile :-)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (At least once a day ;) )

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Mason Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Organization of 13 Ninjas, Breezy411, Blood Shifter, shimmershadow30, Aquagirl555,YourMooseyFate6, IceLuxray

FRIENDS: Never ask for drinks

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: Call you parents by Mr. Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying" DAMN, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days than gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But thats OK, you never returned the T-shirt you borrowed from them either

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the crowd off that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right in and say" I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college (a.k.a: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up in the toilet . After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby

FRIENDS: Lie to you to make you feel better

BEST FRIENDS: Tell you the strait out truth

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Zim's labs with Gir. FT if he came and wouldn't let me stay, I'd whip out a video camera and strap him to a table in the middle of a pool XD

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

I don't date. But if I had to choose...eh. idk, prolly Dib. I'd get along well with him. We have similar problems XD

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

Tak ftw! SHe's epic: hates Zim, rebels against the control brains, has epic plans, etc. etc. Or maybe Ms. Bitters XD

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

Dwicky, Keef, most of the school kids prolly. idk. Besides being background characters, they just don't seem needed...at all...

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

Rise of the Zit Boy!!!! then Battle of the Planets!!! then Tak: the Hideous New Girl!!!

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

hmm...Dib, Gir, or Tak.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Red. he is actually a bit smart for an Irken! What a miracle! XD

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

Ask if I can join the Armada. OR rip his disguise off, take a picture, then run to his house and lock him out! hehehe...my own alien base! XD

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Tak.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Zim, you moron!!! Quit screwing up your own plans!

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

O.O uhm...how do you mean? If its DNA in a test tube, probably. But how humans breed...IRK NO.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

well, ZAGR I can see, ZADR I'm okay with if the story's written right, TADR I think I can see, idk, what else...? ZAPR (Pleecy, my OC. NOT purple) I can see. idk which others, that's about it.

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My computer is being dumb and not saving what I type for the questions from here down. Stupid human tech! I tried like, a million times! DX

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it in your profile!

You might be a writer if...(found on google)

You stop random strangers to tell them about your plot ideas

You believe that jail time is an appropriate punishment for misuse of the apostrophe

You participate in four different online critique groups simultaneously

You wake in the middle of the night with a brilliant line of dialogue and get up to write it down

People change tables in a restaurant because they notice you were writing down their conversation word for word

When you go grocery shopping you notice things one of your characters would like – and put it in your cart

You write a post-it note to one of your characters and leave it on the kitchen table to remind her of something she needs to do in her next chapter.

There is no such thing as a “quick trip” to a bookstore

You wish Channel made a perfume with the scent of printer ink

One minute you’re convinced that every word you write is dreck and the next minute you’re sure your manuscript has the makings of a best seller Your car is rear-ended and your first thought is what metaphor you would use to describe the sound

You bring a notebook to your child’s piano recital and jot a scene while the other kids are playing

You walk by the book aisle in Target and burst into tears because your heart has such a powerful yearning to see your stories on a book shelf one day

A police car with sirens blaring drives into a scene you’re writing – and you didn’t see it coming

You get paid for telling people what the voices in your head are saying.

You might be a writer if you constantly find yourself looking for the humor in tragedy and the tragedy in humor.

You might be a writer if, while in the office supply store, you view the latest designs in the pen aisle like most people shop for cars or shoes.

You might be a writer if you've complained about how messy your desk is, but you've done absolutely nothing about it because cleaning it might interfere with your creativity.

You might be a writer if you've ever had a brilliant idea that will surely be your greatest story ever, only to forget it before you have a chance to write it down. (Me FT)

You might be a writer if you practice your character's dialogue in the mirror when no one else is around.

You might be a writer if your wife can count on hearing the words "that's not how I would have ended it" at the end of most movies.

You might be a writer if you spend one night on an entire chapter and one week on a single paragraph.

You might be a writer if you have constructed a small pouch specifically for applying ice to the sore, swollen, overworked bump on your middle finger.

You might be a writer if you have Netflix DVDs that arrived a week ago sitting on your kitchen counter unloved while you pound away on MS Word.

You might be a writer if you're having a wonderfully entertaining conversation with someone about the antics of a friend of yours, and when they ask if they can meet your friend, you tell them the paperback is due out at the end of the year.

...you can string two coherent sentences together into a paragraph with a twist.

...you get out of bed in the middle of the night to finish a chapter that baffled you two hours before.

...you listen to the voices in your head and give them an opportunity to tell their story the way they want to tell it.

You might be a writer if you have napkins and grocery store reciepts with storylines and character ideas all over your car, and in bathroom drawers, and kitchen cabinets.

You might be a writer if you write until 2 AM and then spend two hours reading before you go to bed.

can you think of any?

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. (DUH)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. (and don't they know it)

You accidentally call everyone by the characters' names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You've got a book memorized.(well pretty much, minor detail fade but I always remember the ending)

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (dudes, I can do this in HOURS not days, ask anyone who know me well enough)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

When you turn on a light you say "Lumos"

When someone angers you look at them and say "Avada Kedvera"