when you read all this you will probably work out im a huge television fan, and i love law and order svu, also a massive EO shipper!

Things I learned from watching Bones

Woman can be great at science.

Alpha-Males are the best.

Partners help each other.

Sarcasm does not help.

Sometimes a simple touch will do.

Clowns are scary.

Flashy Socks and Ties give you confidence.

Jesus is not a zombie.

Love hurts sometimes.

Squints are cool.

Tough Guys are sensitive.

Mac & Cheese is God’s food.

Psychology is a soft science.

Ranger’s lead the way.

There is more than one kind of family.

Smart woman are “Hot”.

We all have a Past.

Not everything is logical.

You do stuff for family you probably shouldn’t.

Sometimes you have to go with your gut.

Subtitles needed when walking into the Jeffersonian.

Crazy socks, funny belt buckles and FBI issued armor is the way to go.

Mechanical clowns piss FBI agents off.

Hannah Burley is a blonde-bimbo, sunglasses-stealing, stupidhead. RID HER IN ALL HORRIBLE WAYS in FF!

Booth is NOT our Booth in season 6, he's pod person.

Nightwatchman have their own sad stories.

THINGS I LEARNED FROM LAW AND ORDER: SVU

Partner's mean they'll always be there for each other

Blood type means I LOVE YOU

Divorce debates and arguements usually mean ones jealous... (Yes, Liv that means you)

Carrots are cute, especially on little Elliot Stabler

Mariska Hargitay is an inspiration to abused victims

Mariska and Chris are ADORABLE behind screen

Sharing a beachhouse with their families, mean there is HOPE for all E/O shippers

MEET ME IN THE CRIB means READ BETWEEN THE LINES

Dani Beck is as evil as Hannah Burley and Gina (whatever the hell her her name is)... all man-stealers ARE OUT!!!

When dodging calls from the wife, it means that Elliot has other women on his mind (Liv, again, this means you)

Being accused of being a lesbian, means your married to the job... or in love with an unattainable man.

Elliot Stabler has the hots for Benson... despite the fact that its "that's er, uh thats never gonna happen"

Elliot Stabler has a big ass (according to Babs) but we all think its cute just the way it is ;)

When people like Sonya Paxton dies, it warrants the need for a hug. (and no E/O shipper complains about this, they cheer)

Season 13 without BOTH E&O means the show SUCKS!!!

Detective have attitude.

Favorite actors:

MARISKA HARGITAY

Diane Neal

Alec Baldwin

Mike Doyle

Emily Deschanel

Lindsay Lohan

Jennifer Aniston

Ice T

Chris Meloni

Courtney Cox

Ellen Degeneres

Zooey Deschanel

Tina Fey.

Favorite TV shows:

Law and Order: SVU

Bones

Friends

30 Rock

The Golden Girls

Ghost Whisperer

New Girl

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