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Author has written 2 stories for Vampire Knight. Okay wow so I havn't used this account in like 2 years... I'm a Senior in high school this coming year, and I don't know how often I'll update? I'm guna leave all the stuff below on my profile, even though it's kind of annoying haha. Wow, I used to be such an annoying spazz... I'll be fixing all the grammar in my stories soon haha. This is weird, they just give a blank space to write about yourself...hn...well, Some of my favorite novels ( I can never remember all the good ones- theres too many :3) are the Night World series, the Blue Bloods series, Unwind, the Vampire Kisses series, um... I have to update on more later, my brain is not operating as it is 10:30at the moment. " But my favorite author is definitely Amelia-Atwater Rhodes! I love the Kisha'ra series as well as the vampire collection. I also love the two books done by Melissa Marr (Wicked Lovely and... the green one? o.O) fearies have never seemed so interesting, but she captures the story in a way that would seem impossible not to believe. And who would'nt want to believe that there are fae all around us? Granted, there were so many bad ones too, so mayb it is not a good thing to dream of... like vampires exactly. Sorry for ranting, and as for mangas, there are so many i love to death it is impossible to list them all. I love Vampire Knight though!! grabs Takuma and takes him prisoner to my cuddling he sooooo kawaii(cute)!! fangirl squeel Anyway, i love to write, but I don't know if I'll post mucch. I have a low attention span and it would be a miracle to keep it up for more than a week. I copied basicly all of BelovedMikura's profile, all of this is hilarious!! XD I got this from somebodies profile and I thought it was hilarious "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." Sayings I Like (my favorites are bold) 'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.' 'Don't get mad; get sadistic.' 'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?' Common sense is the enemy of comedy.' 'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.' 'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.' 'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!' 'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA 'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.' 'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.' 'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die' 'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.' 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' 'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.' 'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?' 'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!' 'Define normal.' Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. I hear voices, and they don't like you. Normal people worry me. Education is important, school however, is another matter. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies! Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? If after reading this, and most/all of the things apply to you, join the club! If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile, If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. "SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've had a conversation with a friend over two guys/girls from a book/movie, copy this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I don't obsess! I think intensely. If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!" A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better,” but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P! My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro. If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is not even funnny anymore, copy this into your profile. if you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. if there are times when you want - and proceed - to annoy people just for the hell of it, but not out of any personal animosity towards said people, copy this into your profile. if you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, BelovedMikura, vampireluver1613 I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, BelovedMikura, vampireluver1613 Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, SOPROL, sesshomarukoishii, phantompha0, mmetoffee, BelovedMikura, vampireluver1613 If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder I find "good morning" contradictory Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe) Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!! If you have your own little world, C&P For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in/ If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro. If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON'T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! repost this if you agree. Read this: Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. ( I wish that every one of us would find true love like this one) ~~~~COMEBACKS to crappy pickup lines!~~~~~ Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Man: "Your body is like a temple." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man: "Haven't we met before?" Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: "Is this seat empty?" ~~~~~Ways to make sure you're insane~~~~ -At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. -Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. -Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. -Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. -Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" -Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. -As often as possible, skip rather than walk . -Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" -Sing along at the opera. -Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. -Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. -When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" -When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" ~~~~~Why America has some issues...~~~~~~~ 1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. We all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. So this is how liberty dies. In thunderous applause... Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. "Ignorance is bliss." "Boys are like parking spaces-the good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped." "Curiouser and curiouser" "You climb up the slide and then you slide down the stairs" "I am Synyster Fucking Gates and I am awesome!" "If we're gonna kill each other, how are we gonna live forever?" "We've all been lost for most of this life, "Operator! Give me the number for 911!" "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "When you tried your best and failed miserable, the lesson is 'never try.' " Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Why should I stand back, and watch you die? Why should I sit down, and tell you a lie? Why should I not tell you the truth when you need it? Why should I leave you to die when I can save you? Why should I leave you all alone in the dark? Why should I walk right by a hurting soul without helping them? Why should I not warn you, of the things to come? Why should I readily give up on a friend in need? Why should I let you walk off that cliff? Why should I not keep telling you, even if I lose you as a friend? Why should I say everything is alright, when I know it is not? Why should I keep this truth from you? Why should I not avertise this free gift of life? Why can't you see, I'm doing this because I love you? If you're a Christian and people have asked you why you continuously tell them about the Lord, post this in your profile and add your name to the list. -Liliedove-vampireluver1613-(your user name)- -"Your imagination isn't fake; it's another world where you creat your own paridise." -Liliedove -"I'm a NaruHina fan for the real deal... But a KisaHina fan all the way for fan fiction!... What? You've never heard that opposites attract?"-Liliedove -"Hugs are better than drugs!"- -"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove -"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. If you're a Christian, and not ashamed to let everyone know it, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions will non-canon couplings, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you've ever pushed off a school project till the night :D before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this. If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. I got all that off of other people's profiles and from other people, I take no credit for it. |
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