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Joined 01-05-09, id: 1794619, Profile Updated: 06-23-11
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Okay wow so I havn't used this account in like 2 years... I'm a Senior in high school this coming year, and I don't know how often I'll update?

I'm guna leave all the stuff below on my profile, even though it's kind of annoying haha.

Wow, I used to be such an annoying spazz... I'll be fixing all the grammar in my stories soon haha.


This is weird, they just give a blank space to write about yourself...hn...well,

Some of my favorite novels ( I can never remember all the good ones- theres too many :3) are the Night World series, the Blue Bloods series, Unwind, the Vampire Kisses series, um... I have to update on more later, my brain is not operating as it is 10:30at the moment. "

But my favorite author is definitely Amelia-Atwater Rhodes! I love the Kisha'ra series as well as the vampire collection. I also love the two books done by Melissa Marr (Wicked Lovely and... the green one? o.O) fearies have never seemed so interesting, but she captures the story in a way that would seem impossible not to believe. And who would'nt want to believe that there are fae all around us? Granted, there were so many bad ones too, so mayb it is not a good thing to dream of... like vampires exactly.

Sorry for ranting, and as for mangas, there are so many i love to death it is impossible to list them all. I love Vampire Knight though!! grabs Takuma and takes him prisoner to my cuddling he sooooo kawaii(cute)!! fangirl squeel

Anyway, i love to write, but I don't know if I'll post mucch. I have a low attention span and it would be a miracle to keep it up for more than a week.

I copied basicly all of BelovedMikura's profile, all of this is hilarious!! XD

I got this from somebodies profile and I thought it was hilarious

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

Sayings I Like (my favorites are bold)

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'

'Define normal.'

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

If after reading this, and most/all of the things apply to you, join the club!

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

"SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've had a conversation with a friend over two guys/girls from a book/movie, copy this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small
fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better,” but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is not even funnny anymore, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if there are times when you want - and proceed - to annoy people just for the hell of it, but not out of any personal animosity towards said people, copy this into your profile.

if you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, BelovedMikura, vampireluver1613

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, BelovedMikura, vampireluver1613

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, SOPROL, sesshomarukoishii, phantompha0, mmetoffee, BelovedMikura, vampireluver1613

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

I find "good morning" contradictory

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you have your own little world, C&P

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in/ If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON'T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! repost this if you agree.

Read this:

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. ( I wish that every one of us would find true love like this one)

~~~~COMEBACKS to crappy pickup lines!~~~~~

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

~~~~~Ways to make sure you're insane~~~~

-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

-Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

-Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

-Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

-As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.

-Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

-Sing along at the opera.

-Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

-When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

-When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

~~~~~Why America has some issues...~~~~~~~

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

We all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
-captk, Anime/Manga » Vampire Knights » Dawning

So this is how liberty dies. In thunderous applause...
-Padme, Star Wars III

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
-captk, Anime/Manga » Vampire Knights » Dawning
"Nunquam lamiae morde me dice -- Never say bite me to a Vampire”.
-captk, Dawning
Scaring vampires really makes me feel powerful. I like it."Okay! Seriously, shut up before I jump out this car and commit suicide!" I threatened.
"Oh please, I could stop this car before you could even unbuckle yourself." She's got a point.
"I'm sure I could find another way." I said, darkly. Many...many other ways. Muahahahah.
-Totally Amanda: The Story of Amanda Tucker, imagination57
"How beautiful it is to do nothing and then rest afterward."
-Spanish Proverb

"Ignorance is bliss."
-unknown

"Boys are like parking spaces-the good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped."
-unknown

"Curiouser and curiouser"
-Alice from Lewis Carroll's Alice In Wonderland

"You climb up the slide and then you slide down the stairs"
-"This Side" by Nickel Creek

"I am Synyster Fucking Gates and I am awesome!"
-Synyster Gates of A7X, drunk

"If we're gonna kill each other, how are we gonna live forever?"
-'Kill Each Other, Live Forever" by Scars On Broadway

"We've all been lost for most of this life,
Everywhere we turn more hatred surrounds us."
-'Lost' by Avenged Sevenfold

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
-Homer Simpson's D'Oh Moments

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
-Anonymous

"When you tried your best and failed miserable, the lesson is 'never try.' "
-Homer Simpson

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism...note that it makes no difference...but i am a white person and proud to say i do not support any form of racism.)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Why should I stand back, and watch you die? Why should I sit down, and tell you a lie? Why should I not tell you the truth when you need it? Why should I leave you to die when I can save you? Why should I leave you all alone in the dark? Why should I walk right by a hurting soul without helping them? Why should I not warn you, of the things to come? Why should I readily give up on a friend in need? Why should I let you walk off that cliff? Why should I not keep telling you, even if I lose you as a friend? Why should I say everything is alright, when I know it is not? Why should I keep this truth from you? Why should I not avertise this free gift of life? Why can't you see, I'm doing this because I love you?

If you're a Christian and people have asked you why you continuously tell them about the Lord, post this in your profile and add your name to the list.

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-"Your imagination isn't fake; it's another world where you creat your own paridise." -Liliedove

-"I'm a NaruHina fan for the real deal... But a KisaHina fan all the way for fan fiction!... What? You've never heard that opposites attract?"-Liliedove

-"Hugs are better than drugs!"-

-"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove

-"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove

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If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

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Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 365,871 - Reviews: 5350 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Help Me Breathe by akaHollyn reviews
Jane is practically a slave, trapped in a world of blood. What happens when she meets Benedikt, who wants her for her blood... and maybe more... [incomplete, being rewritten!]
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,991 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
No One Would Believe Me by onelittlespeck reviews
"I will be brave. I will fight. I will get home! I will see my family again! Because I am never fighting alone. Because I do have a reason to go on. Because I will be strong. You hear me universe? I'm not afraid of you! *BOOM *...Well maybe a little."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 241,981 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Blood Lust by Paper.Bullets reviews
NEW STORY: HOW THE HEART RACES. In a world of vampires and mystical creatures that aren't supposed to exist, Aya isn't quite sure what she is: what kind of species hates mornings, evil teachers, and hot vampires? But there are those who DO know what she is & seem to have their own plans for her future. With all this drama, falling in love is completely out of the question! /DISCON/
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,305 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2008 - [Zero K., OC] Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Refugee by onemerryjester reviews
They sought to destroy her, a fugitive on the move. Now enrolled in Cross Academy, a young girl must seek help before it is too late. But what is her purpose? Find how her ancient lineage and background will change the vampire world forever. KanameXOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,356 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kaname K. - Complete
Vampires Don't Exist (OLD) by Timekeeper101 reviews
He's a vampire; she's human. Things wouldn't be THAT bad, except her memory keeps getting erased and the purebloods constantly interfere with everything, not to mention a lot of drama. TakumaOC - older version of this story. Reposting as "Vampires Don't Exist," which is currently in-progress. Marking this version as complete, since I'm only going to update the new one, now.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 174,029 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Takuma I., Toga Y. - Complete
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Stargazer by Suntiger reviews
Astronomy is my hobby. Annoying people is what I do. But provoking vampires and getting myself nearly killed is definitely new. If there's a God, I beg to keep my sanity. Aidou/OC.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,601 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Seth and Ivory: A Vampire Story by Restless Dreaming Spirit reviews
Please see my two author notes located in the last two chapters. Thank you.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008
Assignment by Priznack reviews
Tenten has been assigned a mission to become an undercover Akatsuki member as a spy for Konoha. However, when Deidara is then assigned to "take care" of the new member, problems begin to arise. [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,434 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008 - [Tenten, Deidara]
Gashin: Artistic Instinct by Volleys-chan reviews
After the hostile takeover of Konoha, the remnants of those loyal to Naruto dispersed across the world, planning for vengeance against Danzou. Sakura, now living in a frozen tundra, finds herself a few more allies she would have never once suspected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Blank Canvas by MissehKeehl reviews
Matt hated what his life had turned into. He’d lost his parents, his home; everything. However, she always said: “When life goes bad and you draw a blank, you just have to color the fun back in”...And he’d always love her for that. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,186 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Matt
Ninja Taboo by NeverLookBackSamurai reviews
The worst decision a ninja or kunoichi could make was to love an S Class criminal. It had been forbidden long ago. Now, it is considered the strongest ninja taboo there is... DeidaraOC SasoriOC KakashiOC GenmaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,504 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lost on the Road of Life by Jesse A. Harper reviews
If there was a list of all the stupid things that she had done up until that point, kicking a ninja in the groin was probably at the very top. When a college student from Portland finds herself in a bad situation, how will she manage to deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,345 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Kuraderu by forever - a i n e reviews
Vampires didn't exist. Hunters were guys who hunted animals. That was what I believed - what was real. Then reality came crashing down, and now I'm having to deal with things I've never even dreamed of. ShikixOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,148 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Senri S.
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Secrets by XForgottenxMemoryX reviews
Mikan Sakura has been assigned to enroll in Cross Academy and protect the Night Class. She meets friends both old and new, and struggles to keep her identity as Shiro Neko a secret. HIATUS
Crossover - Gakuen Alice & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008
My Velvet Rose by Zetsubel reviews
One more addition to the Cross family, Brianna Cross. Not that other name. She hates that name. The one that made her mother hate her. The one that gave her an ugly eye, like Papa. She loves her new family. So why does he have to come back? //OCxIchijo
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Takuma I.
Never Assume by des souvenirs reviews
There are two new girls in the Night Class: a cute-obsessed aristocrat and an emotionless "pureblood." The aristocrat and Hanabusa spell trouble, but the "pureblood" and Kaname's entwined past seem to spell something worse: danger. KanamexOC, HanabusaxOC. DISCONTINUED.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hanabusa A., Kaname K., OC
Just Another Day by Wanda W reviews
An AU ROMY where Remy's come to the mansion and is attending Bayville with the X-kids without having kidnapped Rogue, etc. What might happen early on after his arrival if he saw this happening to Rogue? Things unfold from there in a big way.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,637 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vale of Avalon by funanyaTHEmute reviews
-Discontinued- A human girl trapped in the deadly affairs of vampires can never be a good thing. Takuma/OC
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Takuma I.
Grey Roses by Lass Cherrie reviews
DISCONTINUED. / Meet Miyu. A normal human. That is, until she suffers an allergic reaction to the Night Class, transfers into the wealthiest academy in the province, and gets caught in the crossfire of two dangerous enemies. And now she has two options: train... or turn.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009
Seizonsha no Fukushuu by Timekeeper101 reviews
Sequel to Jizen Keiji. L and Keiko are married and settled with their two kids. Unfortunately, there are a few people who are still sore over the past... and they want revenge on L. LxOC; MelloxOC; MattxOC; slight NearxOC. Rated M to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,133 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - L, A
An Unlikely Pairing by paws-bells reviews
SessKag AU. In which the disgruntled villain is being rescued by the lively, spirited heroine. Unfortunately for her, he is no Prince Charming. Unfortunately for him, she is a mouthy wench who just would not shut up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Artificial Love by flavored tears reviews
A marriage is arranged in a time of war in order to attain a stronger alliance and to benefit both villages. Can an obligation to Sakura turn into something more? Gaasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Electrocution is Actually Not That Bad by 2crazy random people reviews
After a sequence of creapy events Gaara and Sakura end up stuck in each other's minds. Literally. Together can they sort everything out or will their inner-selves drive each other insane? And who said anything about a wedding? Rated 4 leather boxers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,440 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Creatures of the Night by Actually Anzie reviews
Swift. Silent. Insanely beautiful. Nakano Ayumi and Kanaye are twins with a bloody past. Known to many as the Council's Dogs, they kill those who must be killed. Now, their targets lead them to Cross Academy, where something sparks in the air.. TakuOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,891 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Takuma I. - Complete
Jizen Keiji by Timekeeper101 reviews
LxOC. She is haunted by her past; he's just bored. Both have secrets. Both have reasons to be left alone... But loneliness is hard to deal with when you don't give someone else a chance. Rated M to be safe. Kind of OOC-ish. REWRITE PENDING!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 404,165 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - L - Complete
Beyond the Rising Sun by justcallmefaye reviews
COMPLETE. Post Series. In the end, it would be about growing up and looking back and moving on and finding out that some things only grow stronger with time. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,592 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Azula - Complete
Left behind by Trinnerti reviews
They first stopped trainning with her, than slowly she was pushed out of the missions before she vanished from their lives. Now seeing her stronger than ever they couldn't stop but feeling guilty.Will their friendship blow up again or will this be the end
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,783 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Heart's Impression by BrainFailure reviews
This is a KakashixOC action/romance! Sanria has a dark past she wants to have kept buried, but her new friends in Konoha just might help face her demons and bring her to love again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Kakashi H.
To Kill A Pureblood: Zero Style by Pureblood Status reviews
Zero swore that he would hunt down all the purebloods, including Yuuki, and kill them all. Yuuki promised to keep running. Eventually, Zero realized something. Killing a vampire is kinda hard. CRACK FIC!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Zero K.
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Screams from the Requiem by Shiori BloodMoon reviews
-My first fanfic!- What would happen if Roy Mustang met a girl he killed in the Ishbalan Civil War and what if she couldnt see him, but remembers his voice? Could he learn to love such a girl? We'll find out in Screams from the Requiem! RoyXOc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Roy M.
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Daisys reviews
An American girl -with an American attitude- transfers to Cross Academy -annoying many fan-girls and vampires alike, and falls in love with a vampire guy. Really, what else did you expect? Maybe TakumaxOC. Rated T for some language, and blood-sucking.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Takuma I.
Locket Memories reviews
Jack .-pureblood-. and Nicole .-level D-. come to Cross Academy to attend the Night Class peacefully, but things don't go as they expected. OCx?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009