I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Taylor becomes a dragon. Hijinks ensue.

Taylor Hebert has been known by many titles during the course of her young life: Daughter, friend, victim, villain, warlord, hero, monster, savior… But now, awakening in a whole new world after defeating Scion, she will have to bear a new unexpected title: Campione.

COMPLETE! SW KotOR: A quiet scholar onboard the Endar Spire suffers a head injury that changes everything. Dragged unwillingly into a battle for the fate of the galaxy, the real struggle is a three-way conflict of emerging identities struggling for dominance, and fragments of the past that cloud the present. [Knights of the Old Republic re-telling with deviations and twists.]

After the the Crucible is fired, the dark energy from the blast sends Commander Shepard someplace . . . different. Now her best (and only) chance to get home is a suicidal quest to destroy one ring. Fortunately Abigail Shepard is a rather old hat with suicide missions. Female Shepard, Vanguard, War Hero, Paragade. Post ME3 ending. Contains explicit language, heavy violence.

I naively hoped someday to learn of the existence of alien life in the Universe. Now that I was one, all I wanted to do was go back to the ways things were. As I would experience time and again, the Universe did not give a damn how I felt. Self Insert SI / OC Asari.

Kyoshi was born in the Southern Earth Kingdom, a normal Earthbending girl happy to live in seclusion. But as she grows older, and as the peace of Yangchen and Kuruk begins to break down, she will take her first steps down a path that shall make her a legend.

Dr. Carol Dawson, a NASA Engineering and Public Relations consultant, is offered the chance to support an American-Japanese joint space program on the far side of the Gate. During her mission, Dawson must contend with superstitious natives, secretive officers, and a risky international plot with the fate of two worlds hanging in the balance.

A series of one shots where Louise summons different characters from RWBY to be her familiar. Now with Penny, Pyrrha, Raven, Qrow, Nora, Velvet, Neo, and Weiss.

Glaistig Uaine finds herself enrolled in Casper High. As a living embodiment of a spirit collector, Ciara determines what role she wants to play in this grand Faerie tale of the world.

When you are seven and a half feet tall-not including the horns-the human world is a little too small for your liking. Particularly the chairs. (M for inevitably foul Iron Bull dialog/bondage/etc.)

It came the day I triggered. I learned from it. I studied it. But I had never used it in it's entirety until the day I made the best and worst decision of my life. After all it's rather hard to build an Empire when the heroes aren't on your side.

Wildfires must come and run their course, but take care not to scorch the earth too completely. One day you may want it again. [There Is A Season - Book III of IV]

Non-Erotica romantic comedy. Tattletale's friendship with one of her security guards grows into something her powers couldn't expect.

After I died, I was born again. Is this for a purpose, or an accident? I don't know. But in this new galaxy, I need to survive to find out. Self-Insert of Mass Effect 1. Increasingly AU. Part Three: The Resurrection Effect now up!

One minute I was home. Safe, secure, happy. The next, I was in another dimension where my life is perpetually at risk and everything could be riding on what I know. I am very, very lost. SI.

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

Set in the Earth-10005 Universe, a new class of students arrives at the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters. Inspired by Agents of SHIELD, X-Men: New Class loosely adapts Kyle and Yost's New X-Men as a hypothetical live-action television series. (Note: This story only accounts for up to X-Men: Days of Future Past, and will not be updated for Apocalypse)

The Cycle of the Avatar has held for thousands of years. Other Cycles can stretch far, far longer. An A:tLA/Mass Effect Cross-Over

Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.

ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Alternate ending begins chapter 71.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

In the year 2154, the citizens under the Council suffered a rude awakening when they were assaulted by strange foes beyond imagining, and were aided by mighty allies, who operated beyond reason. The civilizations of the galaxy called this event the most unexpected discovery of all time. The humans called it Tuesday. AU/Fusion.

A compilation of various oneshots I've done centered around Human!Endbringers.

"Let all of life be an unfettered howl. Like the crowd greeting the gladiator. Don't stop to think, don't interrupt the scream, exhale, release life's rapture."-Vladimir Nabokov. For a woman with no past, she does a good job rewriting history; the journey of aphasic and amnesiac courier Lola Haze. Eventual F!Courier/Boone (Formerly What Happens in Vegas Gets You Shot in the Head)

"More machine than man" shouldn't be a morally loaded statement in a galaxy with such a high rate of limb loss.

Short piece exploring some of what I believe Revan's philosophy would be, set just before the battle of Malachor V.

So, I've woken up with a pounding migraine and a million questions, and no answers are in sight. The best I can do is learn to survive as I try to get ready for the invasion that I know is coming. But like everybody knows, Illium is not a safe planet. When all I've got for friends are a jaded mechanic, a bitter matriarch, and a Batarian exile... even survival can prove to be rough.

Darkdevil has always walked the line between justice and vengeance. He's acted as something as a mentor to Spider-Girl. But how can he find the line when trying to mentor someone in greater need? MC2 verse. Spoilers for Spider-Girl The End

Garnet is their fury, and their patience. No one ever talked specifics.

Madame Vastra embarks on a new career; Jenny confronts a terrifying truth; cleanliness and confession are good for the body and the spirit; and it's time to say goodbye to the Cheapside Gin Palace in 'Movin' On Up'. Part Four of 'The Dragon's Heart' series.

Pearl had always been the teacher. That changes tonight. She had never been too close to any of her fellow generals, either. That also changes tonight.

"The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's... it's like a person." Short tidbits from the TARDIS's point of view.

AU. Glory Girl lives out Hellhound's childhood.

Seeker Cassandra has finally tracked down the Warden, three years after her old recruit Anders started the Mage-Templar War. How does a Seeker convince a mage to side with the Chantry?

Korra/Asami, oneshot. There are few things stranger than waking up to find someone staring at you. Even if that someone is your girlfriend.

Series 2 - "Time Lord Triumphant" Emboldened by his triumph on the Citadel, the self-named "Doctor" continues his adventures through the Multiverse alongside his Companions. As his victories mount the Doctor will learn that there is a darker side of his nature. He will learn that there is Power in a Name... and that it may drive him to become his own worst enemy.

Zeus changes his tactics. Hilarity ensued. (Blame Dana).

Waking up to the sound of an explosion is not how most people envision starting their day. Neither is waking up in an unfamiliar galaxy, but it's not like I had any say in the matter. Starts before events of Mass Effect and will span all three games. OC/self-insert

Protect the fire with your hands, if you must. But don't be surprised when the blisters form, or when you cease to feel the pain. [There Is A Season - Book II of IV]

Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.

Katelyn Shepard has a history of failing. So, when she pulls two women from an abandoned mine overrun with husks she promises herself not to have her history repeat itself. But it's not that simple and the women know that possibly, the biggest threat to the galaxy is not the Reapers but Shepard herself. Colonist/War Hero Femshep. Rated T for bad language. SI.

We have our rules and stick to them. Amy because, like ivy, she needs scaffolding to build herself up. Me? Because they make for more opportunities for fun than chaos does. Although if I was being brutally honest with myself, and it's hard not to be, it's because those rules are the only thing that keep this game between us going. (AU; pre-series divergence.)

Series 1 - "Time Lord Ascendant" A fiction where a normal person is thrown into the wider Multiverse and regenerated into a Time Lord. Adopting the name of the Doctor, the new Time Lord travels through the six dimensions of space-time in his TARDIS trying to discover what caused his transformation... forgetting that there is Power in a Name.

Two officers from very different worlds find themselves in the middle of a conflict, in a galaxy far, far away. Multi-crossover of Star Wars, Mass Effect, and Star Trek. Warning: Chapter 5 contains several triggers! Chapter 13 up now ! Completed!

The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*

The Doctor's a bit confused. The brunette girl's not helping. Neither's the lingering taste of fish fingers and custard or the fact that his insides don't match anymore.

An old man sits alone at the end of the day, weighed down by all he has seen. What makes him get up again?

With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'

Twenty years after the Reaper War, slavers have abducted Shepard and Garrus' daughter. A new side of the famous Commander emerges, one that will tear the galaxy apart to get what's been taken from her. Result of a prompt so cheesy I had to take it.

On an Asari colony, a towering monster rises from the ocean. When the dust settles, a city is destroyed and a world is left uninhabitable. That was only the start. As time goes on, more of these monsters invade, attacking Council worlds with increasing frequency. Desperate, the races of the galaxy build monsters of their own. DISCONTINUED.

That's the thing about fire. You can look, but you mustn't touch. And, sooner or later, it uses itself up. [There Is A Season - Book I of IV]

Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker

Rick Morgan, a security expert working for a corporation on the colony of Trident is sucked into the world of Dragon Age after he comes into contact with the Reapers. Will he be able to uncover the greatest mystery in the history of Thedas? WARNING: Contains violence, language, gore. Main character is OC. All reviews appreciated.

Anna Kyjjl is a smuggler with severe retrograde amnesia, a thing for a pilot wearing a disgustingly colored jacket, & a screw-the-rules-I'm-doing-what's-right attitude. Or at least that's what she thinks. Follows the story of KOTOR1 up to the beginning of the book Revan. fRevan/Carth. First in the Schrödinger's Trilogy.

Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.

Do you have any idea, any idea what this fic is about ? Basically, kind of a big deal. Grass grows, birds fly, brother, I write FanFic. If you were from where I was from, you should have done this long ago. But seriously, just read the fic. It's about Louise summoning a character from TF2 each chapter.

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

The Doctor wouldn't normally have a conversation with a statue - but then, he's never met one that moves before. Classic series meets new series.

Shepard vows not to shave his beard until the Reapers are defeated. But some beards are too powerful for any one man to wield, as his crew discovers to their horror.

It was common knowledge that Commander John Shepard, N7 marine, first human Spectre, proud fiend of slavers, grudging savior of the galaxy, professional armed lunatic and notorious bamf, would do almost anything for a decent drink. Rated M for Manly. Chapter 7: Special Tactic Minsc.

The surface world isn't as wonderful as Chell had anticipated when she stepped out of that lift. But sometimes ending up back where you started isn't the worst thing that can happen. A story about fate, forgiveness, and sacrifices.

The Normandy is destroyed in a surprise attack, and Commander John Shepard killed. But this wasn't what went wrong. In a horrific turn of events, the Commander's body is recovered by the wrong party. As a consequence, everything changes.

With Amaranthine safe, Maggie Amell hopes she can finally focus on rebuilding the order and her home. Obviously nothing in her life could ever be that simple. Postgame, with lots of OCs. Spoilers for Origins/Awakening

Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.

ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.

Chell arrives at Aperture with a special someone and a request. One-shot, fluff ahoy.

Anubis has struck. The unthinkable has happened. Mayday's choice has been made. There's no turning back now.

Used to a life of hardship and violence, young Kallian Tabris now faces the consequences of her actions from that terrible day. The blight now awaits along with a mysterious stranger whose interest in Kallian might not be entirely benevolent.

Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1

WALL-E never fully recovered his memories after he was damaged, and EVE devotes herself to helping him fully remember her, and the rest of his life. Story also describes the state of humanity post-film. Read and review, please, my first WALL-E fic! :D

Mayday Parker is fifteen years old when she discovers the truth about her missing father, Peter Parker. But there are other people in New York besides innocent bystanders...who aren't pleased with the thought of a new hero in town...