![]() Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hi I am a 14 year old girl who is who LOVES the PJO series,HOO series, Gallagher Girl series, heist society series, and the hunger games my pen name used to be I-Was-Born-To-Be-Somebody languages-english, french,spanish,latin,chinese, and gibrish personality-sarcastic, manipulitive, wild heart, can be semi aggressive...:),i wear my heart on my sleeve, hyper!!!, always up for a dare, introspective, and i take how dumb can u be as a challenge :) dream job- I want to write books :) like most people on this site:) but my mom wont let me do that so i would like to be a buyer and adventually work in merchandising just like her:) favorite animal- i love beluga whales... hey I have a tumblr if u wanna check them out acloudlessrain is one that is just randomness fun stuff I ship Percabeth-DUH katniss/peeta cato/glimmer cammie/zach kat/hale piper/jason leo/reyna nico/thalia-sorry some people hate them together..im not one of them:) hazel/frank annie/finick:) so cut1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? I sleep with the closet light on with the door slightly ajar 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Depends what the brand is 3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out Have you ever stolen a street sign before? no but sounds fun i’ll have to look into this:) Do you like to use post-it notes? I do but I don’t use them to often 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Nope takes to much time 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? bees cause I think it would be a lot less painful to get stung that torn apart my a bear 8. Do you have freckles? one and its on my ear lobe so it looks like a piercing Do you always smile for pictures?9. depends I smile in some but I kinda have a whatever lets go for it attitude so some pictures everyone will be smiling and i’ll just casually be sticking my tongue out. 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? To many to list 11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No...who does that 12. Have you ever peed in the woods? yes... 13. What about pooped in the woods? Nope and not planning to 14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Yes. I'm weird deal with it. Do you chew your pens and pencils? I used to in second grade but then that made me sick so i learned real fast not to do that again 16. How many people have you slept with this week? well...:) 17. What size is your bed?queen my king got to big 18. What is your Song of the week? Hmm probably miss independent 19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yeah why not? Do you still watch cartoons? no don’t have the time but if im sick i pull out the scooby doo box set...don’t judge 21. What's your least favorite movie? The Green Lantern. 22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? aqua bay 23. What do you drink with dinner? ice tea 24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? honey mustard which is weird cause I hate honey and I gag if i even smell mustard... What is your favorite food? seabass...Chilean seabass 26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? The avengers...chris evens...so sexy...so sexy 27. Last person you kissed/kiss you? you:) No im kidding no one recently. 28. Were you ever a girl scout? Yes. but the moms that ran it didn’t have time for us...so they abandoned us When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Thank yous for my birthday...does that count Can you change the oil on a car? Not yet. 31. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No and I dot plan to Ran out of gas? no im not a dipshit I can read the gas meeter... theres even colors on there and blinking noises so you don’t run out 33. Favorite kind of sandwich? Slim 5 from Jimmy Johns. Best thing to eat for breakfast? turkey bacon 35. What is your usual bedtime? On weekdays 10pm. On the weekends whenever I am tired. Are you lazy? depends who you ask my parents might have a different answer than I would... 37. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? so many costumes i cant count/remember 38. What is your Chinese astrological sign? tiger...rawr 39. How many languages can you speak? English, french, spanish, latin( Even though u really dont speak latin), Chinese, and Giberish:) 40. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? 17 and American cheerleadermagazine 41. Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? Lincoln logs Are you stubborn? no!!...well yes... 43. Who is better, Leno or Letterman? Leno 44. Ever watch soap operas? No. Ain’t nobody got time for that! 45. Afraid of heights? no not really im the idiot that leans over the side 46. Sing in the car? Yes...Never mind Ill find someone like youuuuuuuuuuuu...oh look you made me break out in song 47. Dance in the shower? yes...I listen to music in the shower...what my vocals sound so good in there Dance in the car? sometimes 49. Ever used a gun? nope 50. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Like my school photo? Then 2 months ago. Do you think musicals are cheesy? dude I see broadway shows everytime im in the city just saw scandalous but spider man turn off the dark my favorite...but addams family is amazing too...but wicked is a broadway classic... 52. Is Christmas stressful? yes which is why my parents go broke around this time because im charging so many peppermint mochas at starbucks to relieve my strees 53. Ever eat a pierogi? Yes. It's good. 54. Favorite type of fruit pie? pecan Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? first rockstar, then a fashion designer since my mom does have a degree in fashion merchandising, But I always wanted to be a model and was asked a few times but of course my annoying parents didn’t want me to be one and have to travel with me sooooooooo...yea I love food 56. Do you believe in ghosts? yea I just hope they dont hurt me 57. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes. I have those all the time! Take a vitamin daily? I should like my doctor gave me these vitamin packs with seven or 8 large pills i’m supposed to take daily but guess what I don’t like chocking soooo yea there just sitting in the medicine cabinet 59. Wear slippers? No but I own some. 60. Wear a bath robe? Nope What do you wear to bed? sweat shirt with nike pros or my school sweatpants or yoga pants with a cami First concert? Avril Levine(No idea how to spell her last name) with Jonas bros. 63. Wal-Mart, Target, or Kmart? Target...walmart scares me... 64. Nike or Adidas? nike but if were talking cheer shoes I like the nike sideline 2 but nfinitys are my all time favorite there so nice and light on competition floors 65. Cheetos or Fritos? Cheetos they are so good but so bad for you! 66. Peanuts or sunflower seeds? Peanuts. 67. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No but tres bien is french for very good! Ever take dance lessons? Yeah I took dance all my childhood...I cant dance so I think my parents kept sending me each year so they got a good laugh at the recitals 69. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Um well no. I hope hes successful though 70. Can you curl your tongue? yup I can also do the clover with my tongue, tie cherry ends and unwrap starbursts...Ive been told that means im a good kisser... 71. Ever won a spelling bee? No I just smile and look pretty...last year I spelled elegant wrong apparently the second e isn’t and i... Have you ever cried because you were so happy? probably I can remember though 73. Own any record albums? nope 74. Own a record player? I don’t know weren’t those like outlawed when apple took over the planet 75. Regularly burn incense? only when I go to yoga but thats the teacher so no then Ever been in love? Yes I have and I can’t take my long distance relationship from them anymore...it’s decided i’m moving the fridge to my room Who would you like to see in concert? 1D, Katy Perry, B.O.B. so many to name What was the last concert you saw? Jimmy buffet I was supposed to see 1D this summer but thats a long story 80. Hot tea or cold tea? depends on the weather 81. Tea or coffee? to hard to choose I love my coffee drink about two cups a day but rose petal tea it’s so good Sugar or snickerdoodles? snickerdoodles is where its at 83. Can you swim well? yea I was a seriously competitive swimmer until about a year and a half ago and not to be conceded but I was pretty good if I do say so myself 84. Can you hold you breath without holding your nose? Yes 85. Are you patient? yes...WHY IS THIS SURVEY TAKING SO LONG!!!! DJ or band at wedding? DJ 87. Ever won a contest? Yes. radio disney I got a jump in movie and a signed Corbon blue album...what ever happened to that mess of hair 88. Ever have plastic surgery? no...but my mom gets Botox... 89. Which are better black or green olives? such a hard decision 90. Can you knit or crochet? do I sound like I have enough time for that 91. Best room for a fireplace? living room 92. Do you want to get married? Yes. of course 93. If married, how long have you been married? not married... Who was your high school crush? Im in highschool and Im putting this on the internet 95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Yes It works really well 96. Do you have kids? No. but when im older and married I want 3 or 4 97. Do you want kids? Yes theyre so cute 98. What's your favorite color? blue...always has been always will and it’s not a boys color no matter what anyone says Do you miss anyone right now? my mom cause i’m on a Vaca with out her right now 100. Did you notice that there are only 99 questions?yes...you can’t fool me I am the game you peasant You Know You're a Percy Jackson Fanatic When: You look up something on the internet and then thank Hermes for inventing it. (I'm doing that now!) When you hear a lightning storm, you open your window and shout, "CALM DOWN ZEUS!!!" (I've done it! Stop staring at me, Random-People-Who-Happened-to-be-Near-Me-at-the-Time!) When you go to the beach, you search for a sand dollar. That lake near your house has been getting pretty crummy lately! (I made this up from experience!) When you go to the beach, you get a long stick and write in the sand: "Perseus, you are not the hero. -Rachel" (Also from experience!) When your friends try to beat you at knowing random Percy facts, you smash them to a pulp. (Did you know that Percy wears Reeboks? I'm that much of a fanatic!) You can recite the last three pages of the second-to-last chapter of The Last Olympian perfectly from memory. ("'I am never, ever going to make anything easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it'" Squeeeeee!) You reference the scene under Mount Saint Helens in chapter eleven of The Battle of the Labyrinth as "The Infamous Volcano Scene." ("I probably would have sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the Sea Demons jarred me back to reality." EEEEEK!!!!) You can recite most Percabeth moments from memory. (Yup. What else is new?) When you hear a random love song on the radio, you instantly think of Percabeth. (Been there, done that.) When you here a breakup song on the radio, your PJO mind warps it to "The Sorrow of Separation for Six Months," and you find yourself thinking of Hera kidnapping Percy in Heroes of Olympus. (Yuppers.) You adore forums for the simple reason that you can talk about Percy Jackson all you want and no one tells you to shut up! (*nods frantically*) You now refuse to say a phrase using the word "Nobody," because you know that you're not talking about Percy at the time. (I've lost count of how many times I've done that!) When the Lightning Thief movie came out, and you realized that they changed the plot line, you sat on your bed for hours in a fetal position with your PJO books in a circle around you, rocking back and forth and muttering, "It's not right... It's not right... Must... have... Percy-Badassness..." Then you curled up in a corner and read for several more hours. ( I am PROUD to admit that I did that!) When you stay up late reading PJO books instead of studying for a test, you pray to Athena. (Umm... oops?) When you flunk said test, you blame it on her iritation with Percabeth. (Get over it Athena. YOU CAN'T BREAK THEM APART!!!!) You write PJO fanfiction in your head in the middle of math class. (I just finished that.) When you passed the book aisle at the store and saw The Son of Neptune for the first time, you pounced and yanked it off the shelf, cradling it like it was your "Frank's lifeline." (I lost count of how many people looked at me funny.) That night, when your parents finally gave it back at your curfew, you stayed up for three hours afterwards to read it, only stopping when you finish it. (YUP!) When you first read The Lost Hero in June, and found out about Percy's location, you eagerly turned the page, only to see the advertisement for The Son of Neptune that's coming out in OCTOBER!!! You promptly dropped the book for fear of breaking it, picked up the first thing you touched, and threw it at the wall. Hard. (Heh heh.) When you finally finished Son of Neptune in October, you turned the page, praying for the Percabeth reunion. Instead, the advertisement for The Mark of Athena coming out in another YEAR sits there and mocks you. You bite your arm to supress a scream, because your parents are fast asleep. (But my parents aren't asleep now. AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!) Stupid recall warnings: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation.. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) Funny quotes people say: Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it? Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days..." A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. God created man-THEN had a better idea! Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Your year book picture still haunts me. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!! Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!" They never suspect the short one. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead. Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo? People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!! Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... If my calculations are correct...slinkies escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!! Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "To be is to do" Socrates "To do is to be" Sartre "Do be do be do." Sinatra Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me... Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow. Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me. Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? We're so cool ice cubes are jealous. Im not as random as you think I salad. It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either. Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme? Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for. If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Wanna hear a joke? ...miley cyrus. On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves? I see no good reason to act my age. Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls. Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh? Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos? Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo. Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades. If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar hero told me. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. This like ll applies to me...:) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I dont have a religion so i must not have morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.( now im a brunette(my natural color) but i died it blond last year and everyone thinks im blonde at heart...) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(is this stuck up or just self esteem?) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I dont like the sun, so i must be albino I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(opps) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teen smokers and drinkers, so i must be one too Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch. Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep "I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo." I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see." I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean." I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around. I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. 93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" post this EVERYWHERE! ZEUS You like being in charge. 50% POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 80% HADES You're not much of a people person. 20% DEMETER You own a garden. 20% ARES You often start fights. 70% ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You've never gotten a grade below 90 on your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 40% APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 40% HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 70% HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 10% APHRODITE Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you. 90% HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 50% DIONYSUS You're the life of the party 50% so aphrodite then poseidon and then ares/hunter of artemis...fits well When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you yell at book characters copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hated Hercules after reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile randomness-- I use my bra as a storage unit. No... no... no no no no NO!! *message sent* Oh... GOD. I just LOVE that .1% of germs that NOTHING can seem to get rid of... "True friendship exists when silence between two people is comfortable. " The word "spiffy" is... well... SPIFFY! :D Baby on board... Oh. Damn. I was totally gonna ram you, too. Well, I guess I can't do that now... "Quiet! I'm calling my mom!" Kid in background* "PUT SOME PANTS ON!" Stupid questions deserve sarcastic answers -- I plan on going into taco bell and ordering a 'meatless taco, hold the lettuce cheese on the side, and cheese crisp hold the bake' yes it is epic. : When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? Hey Y'all so I'm reading this amazing story called kisses like summer rain and I made some outfits for it this first one is a concert look for Annabeth. Its has a fun graphic pops of red and tan leather continued from the jewlery to the handbag to the combat boots. This second one s a little edgyer but not slutty...its very summer concert okay. Its got red and black shorts, a black patterned bralet and gold jewlery with it. This might be an outfit with help from selina behind Thalia's back:) I also last night made 2 other outfits they could be ones for just hanging around the city with Percy or since the second one is fancier maybe a date night:) Enjoy! 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