My cover image credit goes to its rightful artist witch isn't me.

Name- ?

B-day-1994 (figure out the rest!!!!!)

Age-3,000,000,000,000

Hometown- not saying

country-U.S.A

Sex- Male

Couples:

Books-

EragonX Saphira (Inheritance Cycle)

Perlia (PJO)

PerZoe (PJO)

Perstia (PJO)

Shows-

AnakinXAshoka (SWCW)

JackXArcee( Transformers Prime)

Games-

SpyroXCynder(Spyro the Dragon)

Advanceshipping(Ash&May(Pokemon))

Altoshipping(Ash&Latias(Pokemon))

Pikashiping(Ash&Pikachu (Female)(Pokémon))

Movies-

PoXTigress(Kung Fu Panda)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up, our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls? Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.

8. Because they are always warm even when it’s minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "let’s not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?"

NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE

So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it. So the other guy is mad at the missionary for breaking up the fight so he gets a group together to attack him at night, but they leave without hurting him. Later on they tell him that they were going to attack him but he had twenty six shining gaurds with him. But he objects saying he was alone that night.

When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Please reposte the as Pray For God

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who life has given vodka, and have a party." Ron White

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP MILEY JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField, TeamComrade, Katelyn Goode, GallagherGirl459, vampire13eb, percabeth-you know you love it, Sayaalv, Time Sea Sky Primordial,

A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a girlfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws

We're a Dying Breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Welcome to the World of Mythology

Profession: Titan, former demigod

Name/Roman Name:αλεπού /om şiret (Fox)

Married To:

Major Titles:King of Wolves and foxes, Titan of War.

Minor Titles: lightning

Olympian?:

Describe Throne:

Family: Poseidon - father Siblings: Percy Jackson.

Appearance:

Cabin in Camp Half-Blood: Poseidon

Sacred Animals: Wolf and fox

Danger Level:Can kill you with his hands!!!!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

"Raymond and Bre sitting in a tree."

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

"First comes love, then comes marriage."

"Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage."

"Then comes blame, then comes despair."

"Two hearts damaged beyond repair."

"Raymond leaves Bre, and takes the tree."

"D-I-V-O-R-C-E..."

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department.

28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

39. Take bets on the battle described above.

40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

46. Two words: "Marco Polo."

47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

60. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

And now for yo momma jokes!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo momma's so ugly, Your dad met her competing in a dog show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Yo mamma's so ghetto, when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out.

Yo mamma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo mamma's so fat, she went swimming in the Pacific Ocean and said, "Oops, I'm in the kiddy pool."

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a matress as a tampon.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said 'concentrate.'

Yo mamma's so horny, she got a boner when she found out Winnie the Pooh didn't wear pants.

Yo mamma's like a gun: one cock and she blows.

Yo mamma's so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside, she went out with a bowl.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they laid a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mamma's so old, her social secruity number is three.

Yo mamma's so old, she owes Moses a dollar.

Yo mamma got more rolls than a bakery.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that Yams are gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Percy and Thalia were speeding over 100mph on a motorcyle.

Thalia: Slow down!

Percy: No this is fun!

Thalia: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Percy: Then tell me you love me.

Thalia: I love you. Now slow down.

Percy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Percy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road Percy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want Thalia to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

Thalia could have sworn that while she was in the hospital, she heard a voice whisper, "While I died, She will live her life. I will watch you in your life Thalia."

If you would do the same for the person you love, and you love Perlia copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm Sorry: (Girls Don't Realize These Things)

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're lezbo, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Say "forget about her"

BEST FRIENDS: Say "Don't give up hope."

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Good Friend-Will rush over right away to comfort you if you're house burns down.
Best Friend-Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firewomen.

Good Friend-Will pay your bail if you're arrested for DUI.
Best Friend-Is sitting in the cell beside you, saying "Great party, huh?"

Good Friend-Will call your parents by their first names.
Best Friend-Will call your parents 'Mom' and 'Dad'.

Good Friend-Knocks on your door and wits for you to answer.
Best Friend-Walks right in and says "Mom, I'm home!"

Good Friend-Acts like a guest at your house.
Best Friend-Raids your refridgerator and makes themselves at home.

Good Friend-Will watch what's already on the TV.
Best Friend-Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.

Good Friend-Waits for you after school if you get detention.
Best Friend-Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.

Good Friend-Will help you with your chores.
Best Friend-Will stand behind you and say "You missed a spot."

Good Friend-Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back.
Best Friend-Will lend you money and then charge interest.

Good Friend-Will comfort you if your girlfriend breaks up with you.
Best Friend-Will say "Be right back", go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say "It's all been taken care of."

Good Friend-Will have little "inside jokes" with you.
Best Friend- Will randomly break out laughing because of some "inside joke" you guys had last week.

Good Friend-Will come and get you if you call to say you're lost.
Best Friend-Will call you an idiot for not asking directions.

Good Friend-Will try to talk you out of bungee-jumoing off the Empire State Building.
Best Friend-Will tie the bungee cord themselves and then push you off.

Good Friend-Disagrees if you say words can't hurt you.
Best Friend- Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong.

Good Friend-Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship.
Best Friend-Would say "I hope you can swim, and if not, I'll really fucking miss you."

Good Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine" they'll drop it.
Best Friend-Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine", they'll look you in the eye and say "Okay, now tell the truth."

A good friend- will tell you what you want to hear.
A best friend- will always tell the truth.

A good friend- seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A best friend -seeks to help you with your problems.

A good friend- will be there for you all through school.
A best friend- will be there till the day you die.

A good friend- will bail you out of prison.
A best friend- will be sitting next to you saying
“damn that was fun!”.

A good friend- brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A best friend- comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A good friend- hates it when you call after they’ve gone to bed.
A best friend- asks you why you took so long to call.

A good friend- wonders about your romantic history.
A best friend- could blackmail you with it.

A good friend- thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A best friend- calls you after you had a fight.

A good friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A best friend- opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A good friend- has never seen you cry.
A best friend- has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A good friend- doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A best friend- has their phone numbers in his address book.

A good friend- expects you to always be there for them.
A best friend- expects to always be there for you.

A good friend- is someone you enjoy hanging out with.
A best friend- is someone you need

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next. button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Control by Puddle of Mudd ( a little rock to start)

Waking Up: Papercut by Linkin Park (I feel it)

First Day At School: Peaches by Presidents of the USA ( shitty first Day)

Falling In Love: Shoulda by Hinder ( I fucked up)

Fight Song: Still Swingin by Papa Roach (I'm still Swingin)

Breaking Up: Wish You never Met Me By Papa Roach ( Stupid gold digging bitch)

Prom night: Daylight by Maroon 5 ( The girl can start crying)

Life: Girlfriend- Check Yes or No by George Strait ( this song is sweet.)

Mental Breakdown: Not That Beautiful By Papa Roach ( I must be really fucked up.)

Driving: 18th floor balcony by BlueOctober (Thinking about my old friend.)

Flashback: I Want Something Else by Third Eye Blind (old girlfriend.)

Getting back together: Swing Life Away by Rise Against ( the girl that I fell in love with.)

Wedding: It's not My Time by 3 Doors Down ( my wife saved me)

Birth of Child: Everything Changes by Staind ( I guess)

Final Battle: Bodies by Drowning Pool (I am a killing machine!)

Funeral Song: She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd (Who is the She)

Final Credits: Girls and Boys by Good Charlotte (How does this fit?)