So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-

Major AU. What if Sookie had been a little smarter and luckier when she first met Vampire Bill? An alternate True Blood from the beginning. Main focus on Sookie/Eric. Just as much blood and sex as the real show, with a bit of twisted humor thrown in.

The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG

What if Harry wasn't the one who spotted the doe that night in the forest of Dean?**A/U story that follows DH story line** Rated M for a reason!

Gosh, I don't even know how to explain myself for this one, loves. Hahaha. I'm just in full fangirl mode, STILL, from 610, and wanted to contribute something sweet and fluffy...a peek into one of a million versions of an Olitz honeymoon swimming through my head. Enjoy. ;)

Reid thought he was free that he would never see him again. What will he do when the man walks into the BAU. Full summary inside with warnings.

They never knew. No one knew. Except for Happy and Pepper. No one knew that beneath that genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist was a deep secret. Tony is not the last Stark. Somewhere in the world, someone shares the same blood as him. Tony Stark has a daughter... and it's Darcy Lewis. First fanfic.

HP/Southern Vampire Mysteries. Harry was tired of all the attention he got in Europe and decided to hide. What better place to do that than Shreveport, Lousiana? He had not counted Vampires in the deal and especially not Eric Northman. SLASH

"It's not about what I want, wanting things isn't always the answer to the world's fucking problems, and sure as hell not to mine! I need you breathing next to me. I need you to tell me that I'm foolish to believe I'm living truths when my life is a lie." Olivia is Sergeant now but it isn't the answer to all the world's problems, let alone her own. ::Alternate Betrayal's Climax::

Per Season 7, Episode 1, while Leonard was away on the North Sea expedition, he proudly showed a youtube video of a nude scene Penny had done for the never-released film Serial Apist to his shipmates. This is what happens when Penny finds out about it. This is now a multi-chapter story and a Shenny tale. Please note that the rating is now M, primarily for language.

Slash. Tony/Thor stories, UNRELATED except where indicated. New: Pepper discovers "Tony loves Thor," and boy, what a surprise that was. But there's someone else who's not as happy, and will try his best to keep the guys apart. (sigh) Is Lony's love affair doomed?

Snow & The Huntsman are drawn irresistibly to each other, the only problem is their union comes with dire consequences for everyone. Can they overcome the fate set against them and come out unscathed on the other side? And if they do, can they live with the cost to everyone around them? *The conclusion has finally been written. Thank you my amazing fans and followers!

Bruce and Selina's life together after the events of "Dark Knight Rises"...

After the defeat of the Joker there is only one thing Batman wasn't expecting. The beautiful, sneaky, and charming new villian Catwoman and a girl winning her way into his heart. Oddly enough Selina finding herself in a similar situation. Between battles, flirts, and trust. How is Gotham ever going seem like a peaceful place during the night? BatmanXCatwomen

"You're going to forgive me for the pearls."

Slices of life with the team. Chapter 35: Thor and Steve go out on the town for St Patrick's Day.

There's a moment when enough is enough. You can't stay silent and let the tides take you any longer. (AU, Garcia/Lynch, Morgan/Garcia)

While in LA, Dr. Spencer Reid, meets Lila which will bring back old memories and, of course, old feelings. Will they continue from where they left off or will they just move on and forget about the past?

Occasionally, on a particularly bad day, just sometimes Garcia really hates the BAU. Not in a I-am-leaving-and-never-coming-back-so-suck-it kind of way, but in a bitter and jealous way that is totally the antithesis of her sparkly self.

All her life she'd been able to put on masks. A weak, screaming woman. The seducer. An efficient conman. Even feeble, meek maids and unflinching, uncaring opportunists who valued their own skins above anything else. But Bruce saw through all of them. Just as she saw through his masks. Post TDKR.

Morgan and Garcia aren't speaking to one another. Can they be brought back together by love or are they destined to be nothing at all?

After Morgan gets shot, Garcia offers to be his personal attendant. But how personal will things get? Spoilers for "Perennials". I don't own a thing.

Darcy falls in love with a guy who listens to music just as loudly as she does and can recite lyrics just as effortlessly.

What happens when the BAU family gets hammered. Crappy Summary, just read and enjoy. Morgan/Garcia pairing as well as JJ/WIll. There will be other couples to come, and a drunk Strauss may be there to.

Because she's always wanted a secret admirer.

Penelope knows she's hurting the two most important men in her life. She knows that being unfaithful is not right. Her heart doesn't want to hurt Kevin. Her heart doesn't want to hurt Derek. TwoShot. Complete.

Lila comes back. Set in the recent series. Rated M for future.

"Once you've done what you had to, they'll never let you do what you want to." Selina Kyle earned her clean slate from a martyred legend who'd seen more to her than criminal intent and killer heels. But when Bruce Wayne is recalled to life, Selina is forced to fight tooth and claw with him and against him as their dark pasts converge to threaten the light of their future together.

Life is a plague of memories for Bruce and Selina. They have done their best to get past them, they find themselves entangled in memories, deceit and truths of the past that they had done their best to hide. AU (The sequel is up! Mnemosyne)

She's starting over, but he's haunting her - his voice, his face, his memory - and one night, just when she's starting to think she's losing it, she finally discovers the truth. Now complete.

"You have terrible aim!" She yelled at him, throwing her arm out to indicate there was an already broken window next to the one they fell through. Hawkeye shrugged. "I was working with more weight than usual. Plus I was distracted." Darcy should have known by now that following Jane and her crazy theories could only lead to trouble. Slight AU. Clint/Darcy

She didn't think she'd see him again after their nightly encounter, and after three years, she REALLY didn't think she'd see him again. However, S.H.I.E.L.D. feels the need to assign agents to watch after Jane and Darcy until they are sure the threat is really over. Darcy wasn't expecting it to be Clint Barton, not again, and he doesn't seem to remember her at all. M to be safe.

What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.

Harry had always known that his purpose in life was to defeat the Dark Lord. Still, in an entirely different world, he had found yet another one. Two destinies to be fulfilled, two worlds to be saved and death was right behind him. SLASH!

During their summer break, Morgan presents Garcia with a surprise she can't refuse. Some frothy, summer fun for us all. As always, I don't own a thing.

Written for the Heatwave Challenge on the Chit Chat on Author's Corner Forum... The team spends a day off around the pool. Rated T for language.

Derek catches Penelope in the act, and a game of Peek-A-Boo begins. As usual, I don't own a thing.

All of the Avengers have particular ways they like to sleep. Whether it was during their life before the Avengers, when they sleep in S.H.I.E.L.D facilities or when they sleep in Stark Towers, they tend to sleep in the same position no matter what. It's just force of habit for them. Here's how I think they like to sleep.

Darcy's game turns out to be a lot more fun for Thor and Jane than either of them expected.

One-shot inspired by the One Republic song "Come Home" Pretty much a short fluff shot.

I love Jane. Love her and Thor too. I'd like to think that while a part of her would wait forever for the potential of his return, she's too strong a woman to stop living and well, she shouldn't. This is how I'd like to think of their 2nd meeting.

Jane introduces Thor to the Olympic games.

He shouldn't have been alive, yet here he was, asking her to spend a life together. Selina/Bruce

Caring only brings pain. She knows it better than anyone.

In which Bruce heals and Selina learns to trust.

Takes place at end of DKR and final scene with Alfred. "They spend two weeks in Crete and it isn't long before Selina's feeling antsy. She can't shake the feeling of having someone follow her all the time. But Selina knows that he knows, so when he produces two tickets to Morocco, she's about ready to kiss him senseless. Sometimes it scares her how well he knows her." Bat/Cat.

it's undeniable, true and simple fact. bruce/selina TDKR

Ron's aversion to...something...allows Harry to step in and take advantage. This is another one-shot that might turn into a multi-chapter story down the road. I urge those of you that haven't read any of my other stories to READ THE WARNING before you continue. You might be sorry otherwise.

He doesn't invite her, doesn't even really imply that she's to be a part of that life. But Selina knows what it's like to lose him, and like hell is he getting away from her that easily. The only person that is allowed to leave after this is her.

eric/snow. "You claim to see how William looks at me, and you do not manage to see the way I look at you?"

Elena doesn't know how to masturbate, so Caroline offers her a little lesson in self-love. NC-17, prompt fill.

In the end, she'd stayed, and Selina doesn't want to think about why. — Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, The Dark Knight Rises.

On a plane bound for New York, Penelope is reunited with the one that got away. AU Written for the CCOAC Christmas challenge! For BonesBird!

Post-Avengers, Jane and Thor have found a way to be together at last. It's all she could have wished for, and then some. But it's playing heck on her worldly posessions! Jane takes Thor shopping at Wal Mart so she can replace all the things which have been torn or broken during their reunion. And buy more pop tarts. This turns out to be an adventure. And hotter than you might think

The night before his final battle with Bane, Bruce receives a midnight visit from Selina Kyle and an offer of alliance he's in no position to refuse...set during "Dark Knight Rises."

When Blomkvist and Salander return to Hedestad, following the death of Henrik Vanger, they find themselves caught up in a mystery with certain... sentimental value. Rated M for later chapters. Unavoidable HIATUS as of August 2012. So sorry. Thank you for patience. The story will be finished!

Eyes the color of sky and tumultuous sea spark with daring and danger and adrenaline, and she can almost taste the wine on his breath. He asks her again, slowly, softly what she is hiding from him behind her curtain of innocence, and she meets him in the middle with soft honesty.

She is dying, burning, suffocating. She burns for him, and it is exquisite torture. Snow White and her Huntsman.

Snow White is destined to marry William, but someone else has captured her affections.

Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."

Penelope has a project to do for her art clas exhibition and needs a little help from her friend. Prompt from 'I Love You, Tommy Brown'. Dedicated to Klcm and Naidoo for their ever inspiring photos! As always views appreciated.

They spend six weeks outside the castle walls together, crushed under the weight of so many titles.

She is weightless in his arms, only a smear of black and pale against the muddied brown of the huntsman's leathers. Eric carries Snow through the morning and into the late afternoon, combing the grasslands for some small village, anywhere with a bath house and a doctor.

Snow White & The Huntsman 'verse. When the new queen comes to Erik, asking him to answer a question nobody else in the court will, he is intrigued. But he has no idea how far-reaching the consequences of his honesty will be- Or how it will change the way he views Snow White...

Damon is friends with Grayson Gilbert. When he meets his daughter Elena, sparks fly. Considering the age difference and the fact that she is his friend's daughter, he tries to fight the pull every step of the way. Will he succeed in keeping her at bay?

They will always be there for each other, no matter what. Beware spoilers for 7x23/24

After she left the team, things between Emily and Spencer have changed. Late night phone conversations have opened the door for something Emily didn't know was possible. After a few months away, Emily comes home to see Reid. One-Shot! Smut!

Post-The Avengers. Loki's been punished by Thor, but there's still a lot of anger Thor needs to get out. Tony Stark, meanwhile, has been indulging in some mindless sex after his break up with Pepper. Smut ahead.

SMUT ALERT...do not enter unless you want to read some DETTY smut! : My version of what could have happened if Daniel would have come back to the office in "Odor in the Court".

Despite everything they've been through Selina and Bruce have yet to express their love for one another. Will things change when Selina discovers that Bruce might have a new paramour? Rated M for some language and scenes.

In a slightly AU early Season 3, Elena struggles to put the pieces of her life back together with Stefan gone and her friends moving on. Along the way, she realizes that she, Damon and Ric fit best together. Elena/Damon/Ric

Tony thinks he needs a bodyguard, Pepper thinks he needs a babysitter, and Darcy just wants to wear a pretty dress.

"Let's just say you've got an alter-ego hell bent on killing council members. So we're gonna pack up some of your stuff, go to the loft, just for a little bit. You know. It's like house arrest. Lite." mild slash, episode tag. Spoilers for 3.17.

request story; Dark Damon. Damon can't stand to listen to Elena and Stefan make love anymore. LEMON

Prompt for Valentine Exchange - Alaric and Elena are alone on VDay, hurting and lonely. Comfort becomes something more. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Alaric may be the worst guardian ever but when he hears Elena crying in her bedroom, he vows to do his best. Smut ensues. don't blame Alaric. Blame ME

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

Written for 'CM Prompt Meme R3: AU' on LJ: Reid contracts HIV - In episode 5x01 When Dr.Barton puts pressure on the unsub's wound and then goes back and presses his bloody hands into Reid's leg wound.

"It wasn't everyday that he got to witness Elena Gilbert, of all people, perform such ridiculously suggestive dance moves in a ruby red mini-dress with fluffy white trim." Damon gets distracted while hanging up Christmas lights. One-shot for DEEX 2011 LJ.

Stefan's dead, Klaus is dead, and everyone runs from Mystic Falls except Elena and Alaric. They just want Damon to come back.

The Dark lord has been defeated. Harry tries to find himself. On his journey,he discovers Pandora's box - an exclusive club where hidden desires are made a reality. There he will cross paths with someone he never thought he would see again.hp/ss BDSM M/M

“The boy is a Horcrux. In order for Voldemort to be truly gone, the boy must die.” But his deal had never been with Dumbledore, it had always been with Lily. By teaching Granger the Dark Arts, he could corrupt Potter's soul and save his life. SSHG

Angst bingo 'chronic illness'. Morgan finds out Garcia needs more than her happy-go-lucky nature to cope.

Death was a price worth paying if they all suffered. Claire suffers at the hands of Danko and finds common ground with a once sworn enemy.

Damon takes Elena on his little road trip to Georgia. Elena, distraught over her resemblence to Katherine, decides to let loose with surprising consequences. Canon through "Bloodlines." Follows most of the show plot with Damon-ic twists...

Lord of the Rings Slash. Aragorn and Legolas have one last night together.

Spencer has a surprise for their anniversary. Reid/Lila. Could be a follow up to Anniversary, but can stand on own as well.

Emily has a thing for Reid on crutches. Crutch!kink. Smut.

For nearly five years Reid has kept a very important secret from the team. Join them on a weeklong journey of discovery filled with love and laughter. Rating for safety - sexual innuendo and double entendre. Please review, NO FLAMES.

ELLE DB Series. 4. Elle goes to Spencer after the events of Derailed. Spoilers to 1x09. Rated M!

Reid's self-sufficient in his own way, and while his social awkwardness can be a source of amusement, Elle knows that he can use his intellect to ruthlessly cow someone into submission. NOTE: Multi-chapter one shot.

Alone during a lull in the final battle, Hermione wanders through the forest, exhausted. She comes across an unexpected figure, as broken as herself. LM/HG. One-shot. M content.

Prentiss wonders if sharing a room with Reid would be so bad. Smut ensues. Set during Exit Wounds if you haven't seen it.

'She tied you to her kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair, and from your lips she drew the hallelujah ...' A fic based on these lines by Leonard Cohen. HG/LM. Not for the faint-hearted and strictly not for minors. Rated M.

Hermione has a secret! She used Polyjuice potion to get over the crush she could never have. Now she has a new interest that is even more impossible. Can she get the hair she needs? What happens when she gets caught by the blond she's after? rated MA

At a conference in Boston, Derek Morgan meets Penelope Garcia-and sparks fly. Their night turns into one of intense passion that neither can forget. So when they meet again the next year, at the same conference, they can't stay away from each other.

AU starting from "The Bahamas Triangle." When Matt chooses Amanda, Daniel and Betty realize they don't have to remain alone. But can they really handle being just 'friends with benefits,' or does it get more complicated than that? Warning: EXPLICIT.

A response to the Candy Land Chit Chat Author's challenge. Pairing is Reid and Garcia. Reid's father dies and he turns to Garcia for comfort.

One Shot: The team goes to a sexual conduct seminar and learn more than they wanted about themselves

Morgan and Garcia. They share a room during a case.

Follow-up to "Without Reid." JJ's having a hard time at work, and Reid knows how to make her feel better. See warnings in author's note; mature content.

Reid and Garcia stuck in an elevator. Silly little one-shot, not meant to be taken seriously.

Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth

An embarrassing slip of the tongue brought on by caffeine deprivation and muffins earns Reid some teasing. A tiny hint of Reid/Garcia, more friendship than anything. Oneshot

When Hermione realizes that her relationship is going nowhere, she chooses to drown her irritation in coffee and a book—and ends up running into the one person who has no compunctions about making his opinions known.

During her current mission, Hermione comes across a community unlike any other she's encountered. Crossover with Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mystery Series.

Maybe that's another reason abortion was out of the question. Because there was a chance you could be having Dr. Spencer Reid's baby. But there was no way you could tell him. No way. Oneshot. JJ/Reid

What happens when Tommy and Jude have a chance encounter before she wins the contest. This story follows the episodes in season one with a slight twist and will change as it goes along.

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.

When Reid is shot, he and Garcia learn that great minds do indeed think alike. Sort of. Angsty-fluff. One-shot.

Arwen became mortal to become Aragorn's wife and because of this all of their children were mortal...except for one daughter. Slightly AU. COMPLETE! additional note as of December 30, 2008

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

It's an implied rule that you must to deal with the consequences of your choices. Garcia/Kevin implied. Morgan/Garcia angst.

Written for ships50. The prompt was Questions. Penelope and Derek ask each other some personal questions.

Harry Potter has never been entranced by music before now, but he is willing to do anything to learn how to play the same melody, even if it means learning from Severus Snape.

In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.

Sequel to “The Master Plan.” Slash. Now that Harry’s relationship with Severus is out in the open, they have more problems than they can shake a…wand at.

COMPLETED! It is the end of the 7th Hermione is overcome by a strange illness that can be cured by a potion. Unfortunately, Madam Pomfrey is ill as well, and Snape is called up to take care of the young Gryffindor. What happens when she needs his undivide

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

(COMPLETE) One day, everything changes. All it takes is for Harry to bump into an unexpected person from his past... who tells him all the lies his friends and lover have been keeping from him. What then does Harry do but live life as best he can?

SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday.