Hey People!

Name: I don’t think you need to know the real one. So just call me Cali, or whatever pops into your mind.

Location: Good try. But im not that crazy to tell you that.

Age: Old enough, but not over 20.

Birthday: If you really want to know- It sometime during the year.

Hobbies: I LOVE reading books. As you can see, reading books isn't enough if im reading fanfictions...lol :P :P. I play sports year 'round. You don’t need to know what, cause that would be stalkerish. I love shopping. I am constantly painting my nails. ~I'll add more when things come to mind.

Heros: Friends~Family~Pets~Anyone that helps me

General: I am a girl-girl most days, but I do have those tom-boy days too :) . You could call me preppy/sporty, but with a hint of JUST NORMAL. I am not a bitchy snob, so you can get that out of your mind this second. I hate how people are broken up into cliques, so that’s why I pretty much talk to everyone in my class. I live life how it comes, and usually don’t constantly wish for change. But you know that’s impossible. Every girl wishes to be rich, and living in hot, sunny California, but you know that will never happen. (but I doesn’t hurt to ’wish’ every once-in-while.) I am classified as smart to my friends, but not a nerd :P :P Peace-Love-Happiness is my motto in life. I know that usually is never the case. But that’s how it should be.

I would say the hottest fictional characters are Edward Cullen and Zachary Goode.

My favorite books are Gallagher Girls, Clique, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Twilight, Sarah Dessen Novels, and any random teen romance/chick flick books. :) :P

I think thats all for now. Peace my readers :) :) :)

I thought this was pretty cool:

~People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

~It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

~They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

~When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

~Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

~A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

~I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

~Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

~If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

~Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

~You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

~Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

~Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

~He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

~Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

~"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

~I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

~Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

~Never hire a colorblind electrician.

~At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

~There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

~Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

~If you can't convince them, confuse them.

~War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

~If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

~Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

~The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

~The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

~Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

~My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

~SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

~A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

~Education is important; school however, is another matter.

~Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

~Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

~Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually they're pretty slow.

~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

~Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

~Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

~Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

~Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

~Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.

~"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.

~Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

~I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

~You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

~My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

~Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

~I ran with scissors, and lived!

~Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

~People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

~If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

~If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

~You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

~He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

~Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

~What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

~Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

~The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

~The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

~When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

~Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.