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Boggarts and monsters by The madness in me reviews
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Remus L.
Harry's Housekeeping by Wolven Spirits reviews
It was a simple case of mistaken identity, but Harry had always been good at cleaning so he didn't really mind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,415 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 3,042 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/28/2018 - Harry P., Teddy L., Skull, Varia
Playing with Fire by Araceil reviews
DISCONTINUED. Harry notices some oddities to his mind and memories, gaps and misunderstandings and things that just don't add up. When everything is said and done, he goes to a Healer, and learns that Dumbledore's manipulations run a lot deeper than anyone could have imagined. Reborn/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,044 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 4,095 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 8/30/2015 - [Harry P., Reborn] - Complete
My Thoughts be Bloody by SiofraPrince reviews
...or be nothing worth. Oh, but she was a liar, and she was a very good one. No one could play the game the same way, no one could ever hope to match her. Half-truths, white lies, black lies, all falling from blood red lips and smirking in poison green eyes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,615 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/9/2018 - Harry P., Fay D., Belphegor, Varia
How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,401 - Reviews: 3104 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 4,465 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,773 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 4,686 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 879,384 - Reviews: 6844 - Favs: 6,813 - Follows: 7,217 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
A Song for Them by Miss Nanami-chan reviews
"I never asked for this. For any of this! All I ever wanted was to sit and play music. So, why? Why is this little blonde boy suddenly so attached to me? Why is my teammate so broody all the time? ...why is our Sensei reading that perverted book? Why are there NINJAS—OH MY GOD! LOOK OUT FOR THAT SNAKE!" A story of a girl who knows too much. SI-OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 426,264 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven, OC
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 229,267 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 4,974 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U., OC
Normal or Abnormal? by UnknownRegion reviews
Apparently, having previously survived two decades in a world crawling with zombies was a good training experience for his next life as a ninja. Who would've known? Note the sarcasm. [OC Reincarnated as Nohara Rin's twin brother. M/M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,838 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 11/2/2018 - [Obito U., OC] Kakashi H., Rin
To Meddle in Death's Affairs by drakangrl9 reviews
When MiM brings Jack back to life, he unwittingly leaves Jack bound to the realm of the dead and Death himself. When Moon abandons Jack, Death takes him in. Jack isn't interested in the Guardians and Pitch won't be ignored. And how will the Guardians react upon learning that Jack's surrogate family consists of Death's servants and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,597 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Embracing Lifes Riddles Without Asking Questions by Nemesis13 reviews
When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,337 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 6,235 - Follows: 7,620 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Minerva M., Alphard B.
Flash Fire by Tactition101 reviews
Minato's Hirashin was just one big prank. It was actually his bloodline limit that allowed him to travel so fast. Watch what happens when Naruto unlocks it at an early age and becomes even faster, giving rise to the Flash Fire. Warning, incredibly fast Naruto. Update time frame is roughly once every eight weeks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,376 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Naruto U.
like the rain chooses the grass by Tsume Yuki reviews
Not once had he ever considered his soulmate would be anything other than a black woman. His opinions on that are already far too solidified to allow for anything else. Yet, green eyes and a carbon copy soulmark are telling him otherwise. (Female Harry Potter)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Panther - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,208 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/14/2018 - [Harry P., Erik Killmonger] T'challa/Black Panther - Complete
Bakin' Magic by Vallory Russups reviews
Harry just opens a bakery. In Italy. Of course he meets Arcobaleno claiming him as their Sky, an assassin boss with anger issues, your average immortal next-door ramen shop owner, and a friendly family (but not family-friendly) ghost trying to possess his body in dark alleys. Well, at least the scenery is lovely. Mafia Bakery AU. GEN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,232 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 3,419 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Harry P., Kawahira, Daniela/Vongola VIII/Vongola Ottavo, Arcobaleno
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15617 - Favs: 12,602 - Follows: 12,217 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
False Memories by Relden Calder reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,102 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Of Organized Crime and Schizophrenia by AshGopal reviews
Tsunade expected to end up in Heaven after her death, peacefully enjoying an eternity of drinking and gambling. What she didn't expect was to be reborn and to end up as the heir to a family of elite criminals. I mean, wasn't having a super famous ancestor and being expected to follow in their footsteps enough after the first time? Reincarnated!Tsunade, Fem!Tsuna
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,678 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Unto The Breach by BackslashEcho reviews
With the power of all nine Bijuu within him, Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto should have been unstoppable. When Tobi tried to imprison him in the Other Dimension, the combined power of nine tailed beasts caused spacetime to tear, and the bijuu found themselves inside their previous jinchuuriki hosts...in the past. [AU/Time Travel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,070 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 4,934 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Obito U.
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
Being yourself by silverseed reviews
...is one of the most difficult things to do, and more easily accomplished by pretending to be someone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,800 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
Sight by sanitysugar reviews
She'd never wanted to be the Girl-Who-Lived, now she didn't have to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 302 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Harry P., Undertaker
Acedia by Kuroyuki-Kokuyoku reviews
Acedia (noun): spiritual or mental sloth; apathy. In Latin, it means "without care" or the neglect of to take care of something that one should do. After abandoning the Wizarding World in his Fourth Year, Harry James Potter thought this suited him perfectly. After all…he doesn't give a damn anymore. HP/KHR Crossover. Cloud Officer!Harry. DISC: REWRITE POSTED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,396 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 7/21/2017 - Complete
Kakashi's Tale of Woe by Thefinalkey reviews
When being sent back in time you take certain things for granted. For example, you know all of your friends and comrades (and probably your enemies too) inside and out. Nothing about them can take you by surprise. So when Kakashi goes back in time in order to save the world, he certainly wasn't expecting all of this. Humor, craziness, and a dash of drama go hand in hand!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,117 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 3/23/2015
Tamer by Hikaru Kosuzaku reviews
Harry Potter is tired of the Dursleys. And after seeing how Fudge refused to listen to Sirius's pleas of innocence, he's tired of them too. So he runs away. And finds his purpose. Fourth-year fic. Homoromantic, asexual Harry. Slash undertones. Not Abandoned, but on Hiatus for unknown amount of time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,426 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 4,594 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P.
To Stand Out by Purema reviews
"Get Merlin over there." Everyone went silent. Dead silent. And the silence had a very good reason to be there. The speaker was George. A story of George breaking for Merlin the code of a servant to never stand out. The servants of Camelot might either like or hate each other but all of them saw each other, in the end.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/20/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9288 - Favs: 6,768 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,731 - Follows: 4,638 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 7,837 - Follows: 8,486 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mask of the Foolish Gryffindor
What if being a Gryffindor meant something much different? They are not the fools or the sheep. They are the lions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22 - Complete