Still a new author... I'm somebody who likes to eat oreos while watching anime ;)

I'm a highschool student with a heavy workload ('cause I'm a masochist...jk lol c:) so I probably won't upload as often as I'd like...but please bear with me!

Umm...I'm not really into posting personal information (sorry!) but I am female and as I said - I'm currently in high school. Feel free to ask me questions, but if they're too personal don't expect a reply. And don't repeatedly send the question - that's just rude.

Other sites I can be found at:

Fictionpress.com pen name: Roses and Swords

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For anyone who cares, the one-shot I mentioned for my fic The Girl Who Hated the Snow is called If I Was A Boy and takes place about 11 years ago (so Lynne was like 5), and basically it's about Lynne wondering why her father would train her with swords like a boy, due to some outside influences. Let me know what you think!!!

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Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls! :)

Here are my 10:

1) Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail)

2) Colette Brunel (Tales of Symphonia)

3) Zorro (One Piece)

4) Raine Sage (Tales of Symphonia)

5) Mai (Avatar: the Last Airbender) (Idk why, just cuz :P)

6) Pascal (Tales of Graces f)

7) Lucy Heartfillia (Fairy Tail)

8) Miroku (InuYasha)

9) Husky (Anima) (It wouldn't let me do the stupid plus thingy)

10) Decus (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World)

And my answers:

1 (Natsu) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Natsu: Come on! Let's go on a job!

Me: Shut up Natsu! You're confusing me with Lucy again! And how the hell did you get in my bedroom?!

Number 2 (Colette) asked you to go out with her?

Colette: Umm... will... will...

Me: Noooo! don't say it! You must be with Lloyd!

Number 3 (Zorro) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: Ahhh!!! Get the hell out of here! *chucks water at him*

Zorro: Ahh!!! I just wanted to find a place to take a nap!

4 (Raine) announced she's going to marry 9 (Husky) tomorrow?

What?! Raine's a pedofile? *jaw drops*

5 (Mai)cooked you dinner?

Me: Is this poisoned? How the hell did you cook this?

Mai: No. I sliced it with my array of knives

7 (Lucy)suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I'm ex-nobility in a faraway, magical kingdom?! I knew I wasn't related to my parents!

6 (Pascal) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: *pokes her with a stick*

Pascal: Mmmhm... I wanna touch her...

Me: O.o

8 (Miroku)got into the hospital somehow?

He was slapped by Sango. Again.

9 (Husky)made fun of your friends?

Me: Just because you don't like girls doesn't give you the right to bully them!

Husky: Whatever. This is why I hate girls.

Me: DX

10 (Decus) ignored you all the time?

Figures. All he can think about is Alice.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Natsu) do?

Beat them to a pulp, and then some.

Me: serves them right!

Natsu: No one hurts my friends!

You're on a vacation with number 2(Colette) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Colette)do?

Colette: Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to fall on your leg! Here, let me fly you to the hospital!

Me: Thanks Colette...

It's your birthday. What will 10 (Decus) give you?

A bottle of his Eau de Seduction. Ewww, that stuff's nasty! X\ *throws it out discreetly*

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Mai) do?

Mai: Wow. *Sits down and prepares to watch*

Me: Shut up and go away!

You're about to marry number 10 (Decus). What's 6's (Pascal)reaction?

Pascal: But...but I thought he liked Alice?

Me: Yes he does! Wait, how do you know this?

Pascal: I know eeevvveerrryyyytthhhiiinnnngggg... Mwahahaha!

Me: *Backs away slowly*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Lucy)cheer you up?

Uhhh...probably by crying with me? Then making some random comments to cheer me up lol :)

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Miroku) calm you down?

Miroku: Oh how terrible! That guy is an idiot to break up with a beautiful girl like you! Here, let me show you what true love is like! Just promise me that you'll have my child!

Me: Ahh! Get away from me! Sango!

Sango: Miroku! *Slaps him*

Miroku: Ah that's right. I already have my ideal woman...

Number 1 (Natsu) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Err...I dream about him and Lucy...

Natsu: What? Are we doing a job together?

Me: Not exactly...

2 (Colette) tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9 (Husky). Your reaction?

Me: Husky's a fish who hates girls and you're an angel... I don't think it was meant to be...

Colette: You're probably right...I know! Let's go look at puppies to celebrate!

Me: Okay!

You're dating number 8 (Miroku) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

A) I wouldn't be dating him in the first place, for several reasons

B) They would kick him out lol :)

Will number 5 (Mai) and 6 (Pascal) ever kiss?

Pascal might try to touch her, but Mai would bring out her knives, and then Pascal would attack with her staff... and things would go downhill from there...

6(Pascal) appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Is she even capable of doing that? O.o

You had a haircut and 2(Colette) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I look like a puppy, don't I?

1(Natsu) offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Since it's probably melted, it's not possible, so no.

1(Natsu) suddenly goes emo. How does 8(Miroku) feel about this?

Miroku: Who is he?

Me: I have no idea anymore...

3(Zorro) told 6(Pascal) he started his period.

I think that's backwards...O.o

4(Raine) slaps 9(Husky) with a fish for going out with 7 (Lucy).

That's nothing new...except for the fish. She's slapping Husky with his own kind *gasp*

4(Raine) comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

O.O My god, she is a woman! But who's she trying to impress... O.o

6(Pascal) cusses 2(Colette) out in German. 3(Zorro) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Zorro is taking a nap.

1(Natsu) got high.

He already is 24/7

8(Miroku) reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Miroku: There are no beautiful women nor any sex!

Me: It's only T rated! No! And who said there aren't any beautiful girls?

9(Husky) can't stand 1(Natsu), so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Hitting him with his staff, then jumps into the water and becomes a fish to escape Natsu's fire

10(Decus) starts working at a bar…

For what? He's already in the Vanguard, and doubling as Lloyd's double! (That was a mouthful) This can only mean trouble...

1(Natsu) comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2(Colette).

Again, I think that's backwards...O.o

2(Colette) is in love with 4(Raine), she confesses. how does 4(Raine) respond?

Colette: I love you Raine!

Raine: I'll always love you too Colette...as a friend.

Colette: *nods* of course! Let's be friends always!

3(Zorro) is a drug addict. what do you do?

Send him back to his ship so Luffy and Sanji and Nami can beat the drugs right out of him! (Though Sanji smokes so I don't know what he'd do exactly...depends on the kinds of drugs Zorro's doing I guess DX)

4(Raine) kiss 8(Miroku). What's your reaction?

Nooo! Don't fall for his tricks Professor! DX

6(Pascal) kisses your boyfriend. What do you do?

Me: *Totally unfazed* Doing more research?

Pascal: Mmmhm! Your boyfriend's not an illusion!

Me: Yay XD

7(Lucy) is missing. Where do you go to look for her?

Her house, Fairy Tail, her father's grave, her mother's grave, or at the mall.

8(Miroku) needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring?

How to keep his hands off women's asses

9(Husky) wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?

...I thought he hated dressing up as a girl? But my god, he looks cuter than me...I'M GONNA KILL YOU HUSKY!!

2(Colette) hates you. Why?

She doesn't hate anyone. Not even the bad guys.

1(Natsu) gives you a teddy bear. Why?

As payment for food.

2(Colette) and 6(Pascal) are fighting. What do you do?

Me: *Pulls them apart* Pascal! No touching Colette's wings!

Pascal: Aww but they're so shiny shiny and whoosh whoosh!

3(Zorro) ate 7(Lucy). What’s your reaction?

Are you sure it wasn't Luffy disguised as Zorro? Luffy'll eat anything...

4(Raine) died. How?

Some said that school was worthless.

8(Miroku) loses memory. You have to give him a new memory. What do you say to him?

Me: You hate all women except Sango!

Sango: Thanks!

Me: No prob :)

7(Lucy) is having her baby today! What’s her/his name

Lucy: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NATSUU!!!!!! I CAN'T THINK OF A NAME!

Natsu: Just name them Happy 2! XD

Lucy: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!! I'll name her Layla! After my mother! :)

Natsu: But it's a boy...

9(Husky) murders 2(Colette)’s best friend. What does 2(Colette) do to get back at them?

Colette: Angel Feathers! Judgement! Pow Hammer!

Husky: X.X

8(Miroku) is a pervert. He’s coming right at you. What do you do?

Options:

a) run away screaming (Would never make it) X

b) call Sango (She would never get here in time) X

c) Do what Sango would do. Okay! *Bitch slaps him*

9(Husky) is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him up?

With who?! I thought he was 12?!

10(Decus) broke up with 9(Husky). What do you do?

So he finally realized that "Alice" was Husky in disguise... about damn time.

Have you ever read a 6(Pascal)/9(Husky) fic?

Does it even exist? *goes to check*

Do you think 8(Miroku) is hot? How hot?

NO! He is a PERVERT!!!

What would happen if 8(Miroku) got 10(Decus) pregnant?

Decus would kill Miroku for confirming his suspicions that Miroku was trying to get Alice pregnant.

Can you recall any fics about 8(Miroku)?

Yuppp! MirokuxSango foreverrrrrr! XD

Would 2(Colette) and 6(Pascal) make a good couple?

No. Pascal would forever be trying to touch Colette's wings, and Colette belongs with Lloyd anyway *adamant*

5(Mai)/9(Husky) or 5(Mai)/10(Decus)? Why?

Neither. Husky would never like Mai (since she's a girl) and Decus only likes Alice.

What would happen if 7(Lucy) walked in on 2(Colette) and 10(Decus) having sex?

Lucy: Ahh!!! No Decus that's Colette!

Decus: Huh? No, this is Alice!

Lucy: Aquarius!

Colette: Lucy wait!...

Aquarius: Hii-yah! *Drenches Lucy, Decus and Colette*

Lucy: *stares* You really are Alice...

Colette/Alice: Of course I'm Alice. Dumbo Decus is mine.

Lucy: O.o

If you

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this

The only time I could really see abortion as "okay" is a situation where the mother-to-be was raped, but even then it's not the baby's fault. I especially hate those girls who have sex all the time then when they get pregnant they think it's "okay" to get an abortion. Hello! Having sex=making babies! If you're not ready for that possibly and the commitment that comes with it, then don't have sex! Even using birth control doesn't prevent it completely (there is a reason why the boxes don't proclaim "Works 100% of the time!"). Just imagine if you're parents had decided that they didn't want YOU.

Some more things about me...

Top Ten Anime series (of the ones that I finished):

1) Fairy Tail

2) Blue Exorcist

3) InuYasha

4) Ouran Highschool Host Club

5) Pandora Hearts

6) Fruits Basket

7) Death Note

8) Vampire Knight (Both Seasons)

9) No. 6

10) Brave 10

Top Ten Manga Series:

1) Fairy Tail (I like the manga too!)

2) Anima

3) Barajou no Kiss (Kiss of the Rose Princess)

4) Pandora Hearts

5) Dengeki Daisy

6) Beast Master

7) Kitchen Princess

8) Mamotte Lollipop (Both seasons(?))

9) Fruits Basket

10) Alice in the Country of Hearts

Favorite Recent Video Game:
Tales of Graces f

Favorite Older Video Game:
Tales of Symphonia

Other Favorite Games in No Particular Order: Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World; Eternal Sonata; Little Big Planet; Little Big Planet 2; Wii Party; Mario Party 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9; Mario Super Strikers; Spongebob Squarpants: Lights, Camera, Pants!; Champions: Return to Arms; Mario Kart: Double Dash; Mario Kart Wii; Wii Sports Resort; Just Dance 1, 2, 3; Glory of Heracles; Dokapon Kingdom; Dokapon Journey

Favorite Female Anime Characters: Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail); Rukia Kuuchki (Bleach); Lucy Heartphilia (Fairy Tail); Korra (Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Legend of Korra)
Favorite Male Anime Characters: Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail); Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender); Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender); Zorro (One Piece); Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
Favorite Female Game Characters: Raine Sage (Tales of Symphonia); Pascal (Tales of Graces f)
Favorite Male Game Characters: Zelos Wilder (Tales of Symphonia); Hubert Oswell-Lhant (Tales of Graces f)
Favorite Female Manga Characters: Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket); Hanajima Saki (Fruits Basket); Alice (Pandora Hearts); Sharon Rainsworth (Pandora Hearts)
Favorite Male Manga Characters: Zero (Mamotte Lollipop); Kyo Souma (Fruits Basket); Xerxes Break (Pandora Hearts); Oz Vessalius (Pandora Hearts); Cheshire Cat (Pandora Hearts); Elliot Nightray (Pandora Hearts)

Favorite Anime Couple(s): NatsuxLucy (Fairy Tail); ErzaxJellal (Fairy Tail)
Favorite Manga Couple(s): NajikaxDaichi (Kitchen Princess); NinaxZero (Mamotte Lollipop); NanaxHusky (Anima);
Favorite Game Couple(s): Sheelos (SheenaxZelos) (Tales of Symphonia); LloydxColette (Tales of Symphonia); GenisxPresea (Tales of Symphonia); EmilxMarta (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of a New World); HubertxPascal (Tales of Graces f)

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, Uncle Joe, animegamemaster6, UK-Underworld King, oreoanime11

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

I believe everyone has a right to their own opinion. It's like constructive criticism - just because they don't think your ideas are perfect doesn't mean that they're evil or they're wrong. It just means that they have a different opinion. And, hey, if everyone didn't have a different opinion there wouldn't be all these awesome fanfictions :)

Umm...some awesome quotes are next... I guess... XP

Awesome/Random Quotes:

"Dear Math, I am not a psychiatrist. Please solve your own problems." Lol, this is my new math notebook for the year :)

"Just because the logic is sound, it doesn't mean it's right." Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphonia) Take that every teacher I know!

"Victory...belongs to...the most...sexy! Dead Sexy!" Lloyd, Colette, Sheena and Zelos (In that order) (Tales of Symphonia) Of course Zelos would connect victory to being sexy lol

"How can we go on a journey to save the world when we don't save the people right in front of us?!" Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphonia) Totally makes sense. After all, how can you say you're "saving the world" if you're not saving everyone in the world?

"I can show you the basics. I'm just not sure how my Earthbending will translate into your Waterbending. But, we'll figure it out."

"Won't be a problem. I'm actually an Earthbender."

"I'm sorry. No, no, I didn't mean to assume...that, you know, I was just figuring, with your Watertribe get-up that you are, a Water tribe gal."

"Nope, you're right. I'm a Waterbender. And a Firebender."

"Mmm...mmhmm...I'm very confused right now."

"You're the Avatar, and I'm an idiot."

"Both are true."

"No. Way." Bolin, Korra and Mako (Mako's only is the one at the end with the one-liner about him being an idiot lol) (Legend of Korra) I was originally just going to put the one-liner in but, hey, the whole thing was funny lol

"You guys were amazing! Especially you, Mr. Hat trick!"

"Oh, you're still here?"

"Oh, you're still a jerk?"

"Oooooh!" Korra, Mako and Bolin (Legend of Korra) Haha Korra's awesome with the comebacks lol

"There's no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself." Magnus Bane (The Mortal Instruments series) And that means...what exactly? XD

"I love round tables. They suit me so much better than square." Magnus Bane (TMI series) Haha random awesomeness!

"You might want to lie down. I find that helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in." Magnus Bane (TMI series) How many times has this happened to him? On second thought, don't answer that. For all we know we could be here for another 800 years...*shudder* lol :)

"Go hard or don't come!" Note: This is not sexual. It was taken from the phrase "Go hard or go home" and twisted in my friends' minds lol

"I am a man," he told her, "and men do not consume pink drinks. Get thee gone, woman, and get me something brown." -Jace Wayland (The Mortal Instruments series) Only Jace would say something like that and add in Old English so fluently lol

"I knew you were crazy... But I didn't realize you were absolutely, spectacularly out of your god-damned mind." -Clary Fray (TMI series) I don't if this is really Clary, but she's the only female who actually has a conversation with the guy she's talking about (no spoilers from me XP) so I'm assuming. Besides, it sounds sorta like something she would say when she's extremely pissed lol

"If I wanted someone to slither over to me in a ridiculously ugly outfit and start bitching nonsense to me about how much of a freak and how ugly I am, I would call you. But for now, I'm hitting 'Ignore'." My friend said this when we were in the mall the other day to some chick who needed to get a life. I freakin' love her! XD

"Excuse me, but I think you have the wrong thing. If you're looking for a mirror, there's one due west of here. I'm an actual person." Another quote from the other time. Why people must question our awesome choices of outfits and try to bully us is beyond me. At least I have an awesome, witty friend XD

Harry and Lupin's conversation:

Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

Lupin: Yes Harry.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?!

Lupin: All the time.

Harry: O-o What?

Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!

FRIENDS :VS: BEST FRIENDS

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food.

A friend hates your ex-boyfriend; Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you.

A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.

A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?

A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here!"

A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.

A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.

A friend will hide you from the cops;Best Friend is the reason their after you

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (not exactly ALL are A’s)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHATI MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
*Paste this on your profile if you dislike racist people.*

every time you say something mean or do something mean to someone, weither to they're face or behind they're back, then another kid wishes to die, and another kid commits suicide, and another sister is left alone to figure out everything on her own, and another brother is left wishing he had said "i love you" to they're dead sibling at some point in his life, and another mother is wondering what she did wrong that killed her baby even though it wasnt her fault, and another father wishes he had been there more, and another friend is left to face the world alone and wonder what happened to they're friend, and another boyfriend/girlfriend is left to wish they had shown more love.

dear boys, if you don't look like an ambercrombie model, then don't expect girls to look like victoria secrets models.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 4

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death. (In books...)
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. (I’m an Atheist, thank you.)

Total: 4

PUNK

X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid.
x You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, green, or orange hair. - (streaks count)
x you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 4

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts (20/20 vision!! XD)
X You get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You have a curfew. (I'm a minor, of course i have a curfew... DOES THAT MAKE ME A GEEK?!?!?! HMMM?!?!?)
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 7 (Lol I knew it...)

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. (House trophies)
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment. (My whole family is athletic...it's inevitable)
X You belong/belonged to a school team. (Belonged. The coach and I had an, ah, big disagreement and a very heated discussion)
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. (Once several years ago...)
X You have a specific number. (If you haven't guessed by my username, it's 11)

Total: 8 (So I'm an Athletic Geek? Okayyy...)

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere. (Too far...most of the time)
X You wear slip-on shoes. (I'm going to assume that flippy-floppies do not count...)
X You wear/wore Vans. (Once...)
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it. (Yupp...)
X You love to "hardcore" dance.

Total: 3

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats. (I have two cats!)
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own a games console (Wii, GameCube, PS3, Wii U)
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. (A couple times with my friend...)
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DS)
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV. (Olympics, soccer, sometimes football)
X Scary movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth. (Occasionally. Only because that's the only way I can actually participate in the conversation...)
X Sleep with your socks on at night. (Fuzzy socks rule man!)

Total: 15

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I don't think I actually own a skirt...)
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance (Once upon a time...)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Guilty as charged)

X You smile a lot more than you should. (I do smile, but not that much)
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like. (Most of the time)
X You like wearing dresses when you can. (Ugh no! They make me feel so... vulnerable)
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Eau Natural)
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything. (Hate it with a fiery passion!!!)

Total: 5 (Am I really a girl? O.o)

You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (whoops...)

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time. (See quote above by Jace. I freak my friends out sometimes with it lol)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. I was so mad when Max died, but I didn't plan a seige. I promise.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal his/her boyfriend/girlfriend. (Yes, several times...)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional (But he's too cool not to be!!!)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock. (Maximum Ride!!!)

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. (But only when I talk about the book. like, to my friends.)

Your idol is a character from a book.

Total: 22

You know you're a Malec fan when:
1. you cried tears of joy when Magnus saved Alec in the battle on the ship in COG
2. You wanted Alec to admit to his parents right away that he was gay with Magnus
3. you want them to get married and adopt a kid
4. you can imagine Alec at the age of 85 still holding hands with a 19 year old boy
5. you write fan fics about the two of them with the most random subject
6. Your friend calls you Magnus and your bf/gf Alec
7. you have dreams about them
8. you go back to COG just to read the party scene again
9. you post this...just because you agree with me

Homophobia, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe homophobia is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Magnus Bane Sparklier than Edward since the 13th Century

10 (stupid) reasons why there should NOT be gay marriage in the U.S...

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Stupid reasons, huh? Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man that died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the managment called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child i bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if i did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't belive, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you belive homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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