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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey y'all,

I have read so many stories on here and I was so impressed by you guys. I love to write so I decided to make an account. I hope my writing amuses you ;D

Favorite Movies: Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, The Pacific, Twelve O'clock High, and Pearl Harbor.

Favorite Books: Pretty much anything written by Tamora Pierce. Oh and the Bible ('Cause I'm from the South.)

Age: Why the heck would you want to know that?

Gender: Well I'm a Southern gal ;)

Hobbies: Anything music and military related.

Favorite Shows: Wipe Out and Smoking Gun's World's dumbest. (Those are actually the only shows I watch on t.v.) And of course Hetalia Axis Powers

Favorite Music: Anything by Two Steps from Hell, Future World Music, or Audio Machine. I'm not a huge fan of Skrillex but sometimes I listen to him too.

Favorite anything else: Planes, helicopters, and guns. _ I'm totally American.

I've actually never roleplayed here before. I've done short fanfiction roleplays of batman but I would be willing to do others as well such as Hetalia, Fruits Basket, Young Justice, or even historic roleplays like in WWII or in the Civil War. If you are creative and descriptive then I would love to roleplay :) Just private message me _ (I do both lemons and non-lemons)

If you are a die-hard Hetalia fan paste this on your profile and bold the ones that apply to you:

You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies).

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "PruCan" "Giripan" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".(sometimes)

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map. He's so awesome that he's just invisible.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. I've been trained to have military bearing so I could do it with a straight face but I snicker on the inside.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. No but I pretend I am so I guess that counts.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. If that is even possible :P

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

By Popular Demand—How to Tell if You're a Writer:

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

I wonder what country I am... Let's find out :)

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood

(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (Fruit and Cheese mostly)

() You're very happy-go-lucky.

() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

(x) You're a good artist (I'm okay but people say I'm good.)

(x) You can be clumsy.

(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" () You would surrender in a war situation.

Six for Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes.

() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot.

() You tend to get irritated easily.

(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out

(x) You hate French people (I'm not one for Europeans. We don't get along very well. Not hating on them just saying we don't get along.)

() You rely on people too much

() You would surrender in a war situation

() You often feel like people are after your inheritance

(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning (lol I can be so lazy when I'm just into my work.)

Three for Romano

Germany (Ludwig)

(x) You're very stoic and serious (I am at work and with new people)

() Sausages are your favorite food.

(x) You like to dogs/your dog

(x) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (My mom)

(X) You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

(x) You work very hard, too hard...

(x) Your alone time is your 'happy time'

(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

() You've had issues with money once or twice

Eight for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(x) You're very mature. (If it is needed)

(x) You think everything over before saying it.

() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

(x) You isolated yourself during childhood

() You became very successful in a short amount of time

(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people

(x) You're good at practical tasks

(x) You need time to adjust to new people (ALOT of time)

Seven for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers.

(x) You think you're awesome (Hun, I know it)

(x) You love to invent things

(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

()You can seem to be very brash to other people

() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

() You're terrified of ghosts

() You know aliens exist

(x) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

(x) You wear glasses.

Five for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea. (Only Southern sweet tea, but I don't think that is what you are talking about.

(x) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid

(x)You're very sarcastic and cynical

() Your cooking is awful

() You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

() ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

() You have tried doing black magic before

() You get drunk quite easily.

() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.

() You're good at embroidery

lol Two for England

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate

() You think you have a great fashion sense

() You like wine

() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

(x) You love red roses () When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

() You're very proud of yourself

(x) You love culture and the arts

() You're very flamboyant

() You say you're a gourmet.

Two for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood.

() You're very tall. (I’m only 5'1) (

(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities.

() You wear a scarf all the time

(x) You love sunflowers

(x) You love vodka (I can't drink but I just like yelling it.)

(x) You can seem intimidating to other people (VERY)

(x) You're very strong. (I have to be.)

(x) You have a big nose

(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

Eight for Mother Russia :D

China (Wong Yao)

(x) You're very mature.

() You're very superstitious

(x) You're very religious

() You love pandas. (I know I'm a horrible person.

() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.

() You love Hello Kitty

(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

(x) You work hard

(x) You're good at drawing

() You like sweets.

Five for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x) You are very well-raised

(x) You're polite. (I'm a pure bred southerner of course I am.)

() You love classical music

() You like cake

(x) You have a mole on your face

(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

(x) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

() You've composed music before

() You tend to call people 'morons'

(x) You wear glasses.

Six for Austria... eh

Canada (Matthew Williams)

() You're often ignored by people

() You look younger than you actually are

(x) You love hockey

() You love polar bears

() You hate fighting.

(x)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

()You often get mistaken for someone else

(x) You feel under-appreciated

(x)You're bilingual. (I am but nobody else knows. No joke... well now you guys know so...

()You always carry a bear with you

Aw only three for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke.

(x) You're very physically strong

(x) You've won a lot of fist-fights

(x) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

(x)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

()You like hot weather

(x)You can be very friendly from time to time.

()You look very tough on the outside

() You make a very nice role-model

() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

Five for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

() You have a potty-mouth.

()You like to wear flowers in your hair

(x) You used to be a very tough kid.

(x) You're very reliable.

(x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

(x) You're very faithful.

(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.

(x) You and your best friend(s) go together like chalk and cheese.

(x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

(x) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

Eight for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited.

(x) You're a bit of a hooligan.

(x) You're very loyal

() You're very good at tactics.

() You hate Russia.

(x) You love to fight people.

(x) You can avoid marriages quite well.

(x) You're not always taken seriously.

()You like drinking

(x) You want to become stronger.

Seven for Prussia

Well it looks like I'm a mixture of Hungary, Germany and Russia... That is friggin' AWESOME!!!!!!

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