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The Shapeshifter's Adventure will be on a temporary hiatus. (Lost meh muse)

Time to Fangirl needs a better title. Any ideas?

TTF WAS TAKEN DOWN!!!! IT HAS NOW BEEN POSTED ON WATTPAD!!!

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That's all...

Name: AVCMez

Age: Wouldn't you want to know!

Location: Stalkers not ALLOWED!

Mission: Make sure I don't die/get murderd/etc. today...

Let's get started on this topic: ONE DIRECTION...

What? You thought that I would go on and on about how I love 1D? Not EVERYONE on this planet loves them you know! I, for one, hate them! I mean, SERIOUSLY? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR BLOODY SONGS ARE ABOUT GIRLS!

You hear that One DIErection? I HATE YOU!

As you may or may not have been able to tell from my profile picture, I AM A MAJOR HIDDLES FAN! *fangirls* We call ourselves the Hiddlestoners! I know what you're thinking, "Whoa, this person must be cra-zy for liking this dude. He's not even cute!" Well guess what? There are so many Loki/Hiddleston fansites out there and so many TUMBLR pages! I mean wow! I was browsing through it for an ENTIRE DAY, and I still wasn't up to the end!

For all you Loki Lovers out there, check out this Tumblr Link! And watch the video!

Define: Tom Hiddleston

Some sort of long forgotten mythical creature that has come to life to destroy us all.

Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they don’t know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestonerswho will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control women’s reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants.

Identifying a Tom Hiddleston:

-Power Stance-ing all over the damn place

-He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit.

-If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other

-You will hear the call of the ‘ehehehe’

-Constant lip licking

Define: Hiddlestoner

A devotee of the cult of Hiddles - someone who worships the glory that is Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestonersare more than ordinary "fans". They will adhere to three or more of the following criteria. A Hiddlestoner is:

Someone who repeatedly spams their blogs/tumblr/forum with images/gifs of Tom Hiddleston.
Someone who sketches him obsessively.
Someone who plasters their walls/folders with pictures of Hiddles.
Someone who uses the word "Hiddles" in a real conversation.
Someone who belongs to/has set up a fan club devoted to Hiddles.
Someone who has actually plucked up the guts to send him a fan-letter. (I really need to start writing that...)

Here's some randomness from me!

I SIT TO A EPICLY AWESOME PERSON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS!!!!

DON'T DIS AUSTRALIA! If you do, you dis Chris Hemsworth, if you dis him, you dis Thor; and if you dis Thor, he'll summon Mjolnir and BEAT THE CHIZ OUT OF YOU!! (Srry, felt angry today)

Meaningful Quotes

“You haven't failed until you quit trying.”

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”

“The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.”

“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.”

“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.”

“To reach a port we must sail, sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it. But we must not drift or lie at anchor.”

RANDOM QUOTES

What's the use of worrying? It never was worthwhile.

When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.

Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.

The best way out is always through.

And when he is out of sight, quickly also is he out of mind.

If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and defeat, then choose the path wherein you die fighting for honor and justice.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner."

"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"

"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."

"I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?"

"A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."

“The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet."

"Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"You know your children have grown up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going."

"A kindergarten teacher is someone who loves children and hates zippers."

"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

"Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done."

"If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."

“Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter."

"English is a funny language--that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway."

"School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone."

"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."

Odd Questions

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Why is it fthat when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends its cute?

Do stairs go up or down?

If the sky is the limit, then is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Can you cry under water?

When you’re under water, are you really wet?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

Stuff

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!) Crazy is when you are laying on your best friends bed while she and her boyfriend are having a fight and are on either side of the room and then you start to laugh hysterically no apparent reason. Crazy is when you start talking to yourself, then laugh for no reason and start waving to the person next to you for the next ten minutes. Crazy is when you stare at a mirror and when someone asks you what you are doing you say you are finally going to beat yourself at a staring contest. Crazy is bungee jumping off your bed with a piece of gum. Crazy is trying to drown a fish. Crazy is when you throw your hands in the air every time you hear a siren or helicopter or helicopter and scream, “IT WASN’T ME I SWEAR!” Crazy is when you start imagining your celebrity/famous person crush is stalking/always beside you. If you are crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don't know if I'm pretty :)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control (Half the people in this universe are overweight. The other half are either lucky, or idiots who don't eat enough and therefore get anorexia and bulimia. So SHOVE OFF!!!!)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics (online), so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s (Hello?? If a crocodile approched me, I would run away screaming)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

An Ode to Tom Hiddleston

Hey Tom Hiddleston
I think you're really cute
I saw the Avengers last weekend
And now I can't stop thinking about you

I'd seen your face everywhere
Since Thor came out
But I'm only now seeing how perfect a being
You are, you're what I dream about

You're a great actor, intelligent
Beautiful with a great accent
And I just can't get enough

Tom Hiddleston, how are you real
I can't contain the things you make me feel
With your stupid perfect face
Tom Hiddleston, you've made my list
Of people to perfect to exist
So please don't go away

Hey Tom Hiddleston
I love everything you do
Your interactions with fans, your movies
And especially your interviews

Yeah I just don't get
How the hell your cheekbones work
And also, that hair, that marvelous hair
And that adorable, gorgeous smirk

You're just so sweet, and oh so kind
Your very appearance is just divine
And I just can't get enough

Tom Hiddleston, how are you real
I can't contain the things you make me feel
With your stupid perfect face
Tom Hiddleston, you've made my list
Of people to perfect to exist
So please don't go away

And every time I see a picture of you
I just want to scream and say
Please be mine, you're just so fine
You can Loki me any day

Tom Hiddleston, how are you real
I can't contain the things you make me feel
With your stupid perfect face
Tom Hiddleston, you've made my list
Of people to perfect to exist
So please, please never go away

By stopitsgingertime

I don't own this!

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSKSnmYbi6w)

Linkies!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gN_yc_7ug&feature=related - HULK VS. LOKI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsp7NsUbFG0&feature=related - Tom Hiddleston Talks "Loki" In 'The Avengers'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEgsC41Mc24&feature=related - 'He's Adopted' Scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6PSn2M_7UI&feature=related - HOW ans WHY we love Hiddles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjlMFi5QFr0&feature=autoplay&list=PLAD114248BD10B22F&playnext=2 - Tom Hiddleston Take me down like I'm a domino..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4U_8wpoHKk&playnext=1&list=PLAD114248BD10B22F&feature=results_main - Tom Hiddleston on Billie Jean