Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry

The Yondaime was their leader. Their protector. Their god. He would live forever as a hero. But when his son is found nearly dead,the 3rd Hokage is forced to take crucial decisions,which includes making a peculiar request from the unusual Kakashi.

Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

It had been eight years since Head Auror Harry Potter had last seen Voldemort and it had been a decade since he last saw his godfather Sirius Black. One of those things is about to change.

There had been two stages in his life: "Just Harry", criminal nephew to the Dursleys, and "Harry Potter", the Boy-Who-Lived; in each, a colour respectfully marked his image: that is, emerald green and a champion's gold. He'd never had much choice in the matter, but now? He'd show them all. He'd be scarlet red.

How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?

At the age of 10, Naruto is an honary ANBU member, and soon to be Fifth Hokage, but when his last mission goes wrong, he quits the life of a shinobi. When Konoha is on the edge of destruction, will he rise up once more? Or will he watch as Konoha falls?

When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.

At dinner before the World Cup, Bill does something strange that shocks and angers Molly. What did he do? Why does it make Ron think he's a Dark Wizard? Harry asks these questions and more as he slowly learns things he never knew about Magic, and comes to know and count on Bill during his trying 4th year, and beyond.

In a world filled with death, what difference did one more body make? Especially when that body gave him his very own Fairy Tale.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Some monsters are born, others are created. Kaneki Ken never wanted to hurt anyone, he just wanted to live a peaceful life of obscurity with his mother. But then the doves came and twisted him into something he never wanted to be - a monster. Can such a lost soul ever find true happiness? AU where Kaneki is a born hybrid and Rize is his mother. Manga spoilers.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Harry Potter has thrived in Westeros for almost a millennium and rarely intervenes in the events that shaped the world, but with an invite to King's Landing for the wedding of King Joffrey and Lady Margaery, he might not be able to help it. The Only King of Braavos, has returned and he will change the rules of the game of thrones.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

When he sent Tom Riddle off to retrieve the ghosts for Christmas, Dippet certainly wasn't expecting a new addition. Nor was he expecting that addition to suddenly grant himself a body, but apparently Christmas is a time for firsts. Death!Harry ONESHOT

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.

Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.

Harry Potter gets interested in Star Wars and after a small piece of accidental magic starts to believe he is force sensitive and his magic powers develop accordingly. Deviates from canon quickly and without apology. Multi-year story. First year is posted. Second year, and Luna's first appearance, will follow when it's finished. Currently only Star Wars fiction influenced.

What if the Dursley's had been a bit more Christian? Harry's perspective on magic is a bit more open to interpretation of dark and light considering he grew up being called 'devil's spawn'. So when a devil offer's him a deal, he takes it. Mentor Voldemort.

Harry is twenty two years old, moving to Forks to settle down and open a bakery. He's seen death and suffered betrayal at the hands of those he trusted. He also has a secret he hasn't told another living soul. He is the Master of death. Things change for Harry, giving him a reason to live other than his godson for the first time. Jasper/Harry SLASH.

Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.

"So Harry, would you consider yourself a necrophiliac?" Crane asked, "No, no it's not like that doc, I just love dead things". Joker meets a very peculiar man in the streets of Gotham. One-shot! Pre-TDK! Dark!

Harry Potter followed a course in Hogwarts similar to the one Voldemort took when he was in school. The world is split in two because of the war, light and dark. Harry certainly had a power the Dark Lord and Light Lord knew not- Grey. This is the story of the meeting that started it all. Oneshot.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

"Yeah, listen I have to talk to you." "About?" "Something you said today." Ferris mulls over something Cameron said. FerrisXCameron slash ;3

(Previously Gravity Falls) The mysterious book hides more secrets than would appear. Secrets that will be dangerous if not put to an end. It's up to the Mystery Twins to find out what the book really hides before it ends up hurting both of them.

Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.

There's something wrong with Albus.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.

The town abandoned and left to fall to ruin, subject of many a horror story. Wendy returns to Gravity Falls, in order to pay respects to those long since passed.

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

One-shot. Mary Ward - the daughter of Jack Ward - is at yet another family party, but, her father sneaks out to talk to an odd man on the hillside. Mary listens in.

Nothing was real. It was all her imagination.

Late one night Grim asks Mandy a question he's been wondering for quite a long time. It was then Grim was reminded that Mandy was only, in fact, a thirteen year old girl, not a dark, hideous demon in disguise, like he often thought. Oneshot.

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

What happens when that accidental kiss between Naruto and Sasuke goes differently than planned? I had to repost it. Hopefully it fixes the link issue.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

"A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.

After OOTP Harry finds out that the real threat of Voldy is the exposure to the muggles, who'd start the next witch hunt, destroying the wizarding world. Gaining allies on both sides, he unites the wizarding world. Slash, DH Spoilers inlcuded.

During a mission to investigate the possibility of Voldemort gaining demonic support, a fight between Lily and James leads to a drunken Lily sleeping with a stranger... and unfortunately, Harry is very much his father's child. Dark themes. AU oneshot.

A small change in Stoick's reaction to his son's betrayal dooms Berk and sets his son on a path of self-discovery. Anti-hero Hiccup.

The Council of Elrond, and the Fellowship, receive surprising help from a person they had thought would be unforthcoming. Tom Bambadil, or Harry Potter, takes the mantle once more to assist them in their quest.

Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.

Harry's life isn't where he wants it to be when he prefers the company of snakes to humans. But can his new pet convince him to find a friend where he would've never thought to look himself? And how will his housemates react to Harry's pet snake? Slash

Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.

He knew first, then her, then them. And he laughs and laughs, and laughs. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. OneShot.

Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

... should never actually go into Slytherin.

The great tragedy of Macbeth, doomed King of Scotland, told with all the characters replaced by items from the Dollar Menu. The very definition of a Shakespeare crackfic, but in a fun way.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka

When Harry defeats Voldemort in the Minstery for Magic in his fifth year, it has consequences no one could have foreseen. Dark Harry! Vampire Harry! Blood and gore alert.

HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.

They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.

The eyes are the windows to the soul, but Harry knew something was up long before his eyes changed. HP/Naruto crossover, oneshot.

None of them knew what it was like to be clinically insane. None of them, not a single one of them knew what it was like to have Lord Voldemort inside of your head On. A. Daily. Basis.

Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH

Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.

On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.

Rain pounded heavily as it hit the soaked ground, hammering loudly onto the wet pavement. It was the stranger’s eyes. They were golden, staring at him blankly... A Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter Crossover... Now complete!

Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.

When Harry Potter looked in the mirror, he did not see his reflection. No, really... he didn't. Dark!BorderlineEvil!Harry, possible future Slash, Harry/Vold know each other but don't -know- eachother. Just read. :

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

H&D. Kisses are just sensations. You feel them. Everyone does. And they feel good. NonMagic.

Harry's in class when he's unexpectedly dragged away. When he wakes, he's not too pleased with finding he's in the past due to a Summoning Ritual...

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.

What if Harry had been an heir of Slytherin? How could that have changed the events in the Chamber of Secrets?

Harry tries to convince Mrs Weasley he is truly gay. Mrs Weasley tried to convice Harry it's just a phase. No real pairing.

Artemis goes undercover as a normal boy at an exclusive London Prep School. He must uncover the secrets of the Fomorians and avoid their emissaries, because they'll offer him the world for his soul, and he might not refuse.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE

Slash! Harry and Severus. Harry meddles with time for love. A tragic romantic comedy with a happy ending featuring young Severus Snape, potions, time travel, Volde's downfall, and kisses that conquer death. Very short but a lot happens!

After several near death experices, Harry takes drastic measures and seeks advice from a disembodied dog. London is plagued with Dementors and Death Eaters, and the muggles are up in arms. Conspiracies abound and even at Hogwarts evil is gaining ground.

When you're burned out what makes you feel alive again?