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 Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Um, hi there! So, I'm sort of new to writing for Hetalia (though I'm really active in other fandoms elsewhere). I've written a little on the kink meme and for myself, but I'm not sure why I'm so shy when it comes to sharing my Hetalia writing. I suppose I feel like Hetalia is special; it hits all my favorite themes: history, geography, psychology, sociology, philosophy, battle. It's pretty amazing. Thanks for stopping by! I really hope you enjoy my stories. If you do, please let me know! I worry a lot about characterization and such, so it's always great to hear from readers. Thank you very much! - crashedtimemachine tumblr: frukyouup (FrUK) / crashedtimemachine (general hetalia) / bloodonthebattlefield (random snippets) partner in crime/rl wife/beta: historycest (I'll try to get her to post something on here.) Pairings you'll likely see here (name order doesn't matter to me): FrUK / Frangleterre / France x EnglandAmericest / AmeCan / America x CanadaF.A.C.E. FamilyGermancest / Germany x PrussiaGerIta / Germany x Italy (or Chibitalia x Holy Roman Empire)PruHun/ Prussia x Hungary/Hungary x PrussiaEdelweiss / Auswiss / Austria x SwitzerlandPolLiet / Poland x LithuaniaNordics (SuFin; NorIce; DenSu (often dubcon...); DenNor)NedSpain / Netherlands x SpainSpamano / Spain x S. ItalyRome x GermaniaScotland x Ireland (when it was whole, and later N. Ireland)Occasional one-sided USUK, where America has misplaced feelings for England, and this is a contributing factor at the start of the American Revolution.Others, as the historical event in question dictatesHistorical settings I'm fascinated with: Franco-British relationsThe Middle AgesAmerican Revolutionary WarAmerican Civil WarWWI/II battlesTreaties and pactsNon-historical human AU? Yes, I'm actually working on a series for that, but I won't be posting any of the chapters until the whole thing is complete. I normally wouldn't write it, but I got an idea I just couldn't pass up. Human names vs. Nation names? My headcanon includes the nations going by their human names when they are talking to humans. For instance, France and England call each other by their nation names in private, but when introducing England to a human, France would introduce him as "Arthur Kirkland" - the narration continues to call them by their nation names, but the humans know them by their human names (for the sake of keeping the secret of their existence). This is far less confusing than it sounds, I promise. In a human AU setting, they would go by human names 100%. What you won't be seeing (sorry!): Nyotalia or genderbending (though I do often write Hungary as genderqueer or trans, depending on the story)MpregFandom alternative universes, like 2p or Cardverse (but you may see alternate timelines/history)PruCan |
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Protect Your Vital Regions by ZQ reviews
After a long evening of drinking and stewing, Switzerland decides to teach Austria a lesson in forgetting him. But did he pick the right hotel room to barge into? Kink Meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria - Complete
The Missing Spark by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Matthew's lonely, and filling the void in his chest with sex, alcohol and cigarettes can only help so much. In search of love, he signs up to dating websites and speed dating circles, trying someone that can fill that emptiness. Despite his need, a fear of being left behind stops him from getting too close to people. One man still tries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
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The History of Franco-British Relations, a FrUK fic reviews
While most people assume that France and England must have met in the Middle Ages, history tells a different story, and England has decided to set the record straight about the beginnings of his friendship with France, including their relatively short time with the Roman Empire. FrUK friendship, historical Hetalia, future relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [England/Britain, France] Spain, Ancient Rome - Complete
Many Happy Returns (July-Nov 1863), a North American Brothers fic reviews
Written in honor of the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. Nations use human names (they're surrounded by humans during the war, so it's safer). AmeCan if you squint (or if you know my ships, haha). Mostly about brother helping brother during a time of great need. (See end notes for historical information.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [America, Canada] - Complete
The Art of Managing People, a GerIta human AU fic reviews
Ludwig is the VP of Personnel at a large corporation. His personal assistant (and sister-in-law) Elizaveta has found him the 'perfect' summer intern, Feliciano. Cue antics. GerIta and background PruHun, human AU, modern office. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Germany, N. Italy] [Prussia, Hungary] - Complete
Egalité—Equality (July 17, 2013), a FrUK fic reviews
France passed marriage equality, then England quickly followed (pulling Wales along with him). Because, you know, keeping up appearances and such. France drops by to "congratulate" England with drinks and...things go a bit too far... established FrUK, smut, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Be Still (Nov 10, 1919), a FrUK fic reviews
The 1st dedication of Remembrance Day. While the King of England and the President of France dine together the night before the one year anniversary of Armistice Day, their nations observe a slightly different, more somber ritual. Established post-Entente Cordiale FrUK, but complicated/slightly broken by war. While France is suffering from shell shock, England is his safe harbor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Operation Whisky (Nov 2003), a FrUK fic reviews
In the wake of the invasion of Iraq by a joint international force led by America and England, England finds that he truly is the black sheep of Europe when even France hasn't spoken to him in months. It's only by chance (and with the help of a bit of alcohol) that he manages to take the first steps toward reconciliation. FrUK, Historical Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [England/Britain, France] America - Complete
The Eternal Note of Sadness (Nov 1651), a FrUK fic reviews
Calais, 1651 - Having fled his land with his king to escape Cromwell's power-grab, England finds himself adrift and longing to return. He stays in Calais where the channel is narrowest and he can still see the White Cliffs of Dover - home - just across the sea. FrUK, France x UK. Historical Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
You're Too Old to Lose It, Too Young to Choose It, an AU FrUK fic reviews
Feeling nostalgic for the punk rock persona of his youth, Arthur has been going to a weekly punk show at a club near home for two months. Each week he meets up with the same man. He's French and charming; they talk over the music, buy each other drinks, and screw in the alley behind the club. But it's fine as long as they don't talk about real life or exchange names. Right? FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Unsustainable (July 2013), a crazy America fic reviews
America is a nation in decline. He's running out of credibility, favors to call in, and money (one of his cities actually filed for bankruptcy, and more are expected to follow). England and France decide to check in on him. Faint background FrUK. Historical Hetalia(-ish).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [England/Britain, France] America - Complete
Cordiality (Sept 1843), a FrUK fic reviews
The first Entente Cordiale. France and England attend the meeting along with their respective monarchs. King Louis Philippe I holds a ball in honor of Queen Victoria's visit. There is drinking, political socializing, a walk in the darkness of the chateau's garden, and a walk of shame the next morning. French phrases and groping. FrUK. Historical Hetalia w/notes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete