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 Name: Amy Age: 27 About Me: Shopping ticks me off and I avoid it like the plague. I am messy - but there is a method to my maddness. I don't like the color pink. My son comes above anything else in my life. I hate reality television and I think it will be the downfall of the nation - except Top Chef - that show's addicting ;) Asparagus is not a vegetable it is a weed. I like cold pizza for breakfast. I bend over backwards to make others happy even when it makes my life more difficult and I wouldn't have it any other way. I am chronically tired and can fall asleep pretty much anywhere given 5 minutes and something to rest my head on - it's a gift and a curse. Twilight, Edward Cullen, Robert and Fanfiction have been my secret addiction for far too long and I think I may need help. LOL Anything else you need to know...just ask. Oh and KStew is the luckiest bitch on the planet, no? |
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The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,242 - Reviews: 7066 - Favs: 4,737 - Follows: 6,781 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,171 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 4821 - Favs: 3,431 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 5,095 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Almost by lola-pops reviews
Flannel. Weed. Nirvana. One fall day changes everything. Five friends navigate high school, relationships and their futures.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Let Me by iambeagle reviews
A story about two friends, a three-day music festival, and stupid love. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Body of Work by TheSaintsMistress reviews
B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4455 - Favs: 4,519 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5420 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7216 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,491 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,965 - Follows: 4,222 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 5,246 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Umami: Summer of Salt outtakes by lola-pops reviews
Little glimpses into time we missed with the SoS crew. Missing scenes. Inner monologue. Heavy on the citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5182 - Favs: 6,651 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Creatures of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Sequel Novella for Creature of Habit. Written specifically for the Fandom Gives Back Charity Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hears a Who? by philadelphic reviews
Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8976 - Favs: 8,054 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4860 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirty Days by bananapancakes7 reviews
After a drunken bet with Emmett, Edward swears to abstain from sexual activity for an entire month. Bella isn't pleased. And temptation is a tricky bastard. AH. Rated M. B-day gift to queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,022 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4685 - Favs: 6,060 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ghost of You by crimsonmarie reviews
Edward Cullen's life was never what one would call normal. His father's a top-class surgeon and his mother's a new age hippie. He's had it when they move from California to Forks, WA. Will he find normalcy or learn to accept things as they are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Reality and Other Inconveniences by OhMyWord reviews
Edward’s body was close, too close for sensible thought on my part. He watched me like he was waiting for an opening, my own personal loosening of morals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,251 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fates by profmom72 reviews
An age old feud. Lives hang in the balance. All may be fair in love & war, but it’s the weaving together & taking apart of individual threads that creates the tapestry of Edward & Bella’s life. An AUH tale from the team that created Breakfast at Tiffany's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,624 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Completed Work by araeo reviews
A selection of future-shots and outtakes from Work in Progress. More lunacy from the girls, the Precious, and crazy Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 184 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
This Weekend by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
AH "What are you doing this weekend?" Bella thinks she's got it all figured out...until her absent and intriguing lab partner Edward Cullen comes into the picture. A lot can change over the course of a single weekend. INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,106 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete