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Stories in the works:

The Flash / DC's Legends of Tomorrow

Stolen Scenes from the Waverider

There are friends, there is family, then there are friends that become family. Certain members of the Legends aren't always convinced this is a positive development. Gen/humour.

House of Rogues

What happens in the Safehouse, stays in the Safehouse. What exactly do the Rogues do when they're not heisting? In truth, giving Cold a headache. Gen/humour

Harry Potter

A Tournament Most Fowl

Part I of Ouroboros. Starting out in life as Pop Go the Weasels, and then as De Mustela, this story follows a quidditch revival tournament at the newly restored Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after the defeat of Voldemort. Oliver Wood's old team puts a stopper on jobs and lives, and are back to partake in the contest along with old friends and rivals, but if anyone thought the fall of the Dark Lord would calm th

He waters between Slytherin and Gryffindor they would be sorely mistaken. When sabotage befalls the competition, it isn't the Man-Who-Conquered falling victim to the attack, but purveyors of pranks and novelities: Fred and George Weasley. Whether this targeting is coincidental or coordinated will remain to be seen when a new force threatens Hogwarts in a way the school has seen twice before. The new Auror department have their work cut out when things once again start to go South, and the twins have a much bigger part to play than they realise. AU Auror suspense/mystery with a dash of humour.

Three Things Wicked, This Way Comes

Fred, George and Lee find themselves with a golden opportunity to attend a 'Three Broomsticks' hosted Hallowe'en party thanks to Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. Unfortunately it means sneaking out with Sirius Black on the loose, and somehow coming up with brilliant costumes. Never fear, the Hogwarts faculty have plenty of worthy supplies, it's just acquiring said items without detection. 10 days on the clock, and Hogwarts' the oyster...what could go wrong? Adventure style story with plenty of witty humour.

Weasleys' Wayward Wand

This takes on the classic idea of Fred and George Weasley realising they need a way to spice up Wheezes by introducing some more adult wares. How will the wizarding world react to such a new and risqué venture, especially friends and family - when they inevitably find out? But there's a catch, no new business enterprise comes without risk, especially when a certain thorn in everyone's side finds herself out of Azkaban, and is hellbent on revenge. It's a battle of more than wills so who will come out on top? AU Mature drama/humour.

In For a Sickle, In For a Galleon

Fred Weasley doesn't always abide by, 'The customer is always right' rule, much to George's chagrin. When one such incident results in Ministerial interference that threatens Wheezes' very existance, George can at least say he told him so, but only if they roll over and take it. AU Drama with plenty of Housian humour.

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