The Apple has some... Hidden properties that Altair didn't account for. Of course, it is his first time with the relic, so mistakes are bound to be made. But still... What is Malik going to do with a child? Get into trouble, that's what! Slightly AU, Altair has the Apple and there's no mention of Al Mualim. Set in the bureau in Jerusalem.

"If you get hungry, you know where the food is. And the warm milk, y'know, in case you feel your kitty-cat urges coming on." Rook was tempted to playfully throw the pillow at Ben's head but he was laughing too hard.

With now limited mobility due to his lover's grip and too-close proximity, Ben forced a snicker and mashed a few more buttons. He shrugged his shoulders to shake Rook off. "Come on, furball, back off for a bit." The laugh painfully transparent. "Lemme finish this level."

He'd been so used to being the domineering force in a team dynamic, in his relationships, just in general, but feeling Rook take charge and wrap his arm around Ben and tuck him tightly into his chest, that well-muscled, finely chiseled chest... It was the best he'd felt in a long time.

Kotetsu has been looking up ways to care for pet rabbits, and to his surprise, a lot of that advice applies to the care and keeping of a certain Barnaby "Bunny" Brooks Jr. Kotetsu/Barnaby, deanon from the Tiger and Bunny Anon Meme.

After an attack on their village leaves them orphaned and desperate, Malik and Kadar become Al Mualim's newest pupils. Altair, the master's star novice, is less than thrilled, but all Malik cares about is keeping his little brother safe... -Altair/Malik-

"You know, birds and bees Garrus? Do you have birds and bees on Palaven?" "I am a bird, Shepard." Slash / yaoi / gay / mature ME2

Written for Mass Effect kinkmeme. A drunk competitive contest between Shepard and Garrus goes too far.

In which Troy and Abed create their own sub-genre. Rated for language and offscreen or very, very nondescript sex.

"Why do I waste my time? Why is it that you're so damn irreplaceable?" A while ago, Dan wouldn't have believed that Meg and his life were replaceable. Several months and overheard arguments can change a lot. Slash, HerbertxDan.

Troy/Abed, just after "Contemporary Impressionists." Troy can't stop thinking about their fight, and Abed notices.

Joker finds out about Legion's "There was a hole" excuse and is convinced that Legion has a thing for Shepard. Inspired by an MK prompt. SLASH. Sort of.

Wild Tiger finds himself the victim of a NEXT ability that places its victims in a coma... and there's only one way to wake him up. De-anon from the Tiger and Bunny anon meme. Barnaby/Kotetsu, one-sided Karina/Kotetsu.

Teamwork and flirting at its finest. Only not really, no. Altair/Malik

or not... Malik sends Altair out to buy incense, being clear as to what he wants. What if Altair comes back with the wrong one? Fun times! AltMal, written for kink meme. Rated M for a reason.

Oneshot. When Barnaby hooks up with Kotetsu in the aftermath of the Ouroboros organization's attack, everyone they know decides to give Barnaby the third degree so he won't screw it up. Emphasis on "everyone."

So, this is a present for my friend that kind of went wild and ran away and came back with a whole family. And...there weren't any properly awesome long fanfics for this pairing, the kind that turn people into believers; so i tried it. Just click, please?

Perry, as it turns out, knows a lot about kisses.

Shepard and Garrus' relationship develops throughout the story. Male Shepard/Garrus

Sometimes people just fit together. Troy/Abed, shameless fluff.

Troy and Abed try to watch Marmaduke after the eventful night and a troubling question is brought up. Troy/Abed

Altair and Malik experience change; both agree, things are better now than they were before. Flashback and flash-forward. Alt/Mal Fluff.

Subtle Altair/Malik, AU for after the fight with fake!Robert. Altair arrives in Jerusalem to kill de Sablé, only to find that the Templar has made the first move...a move that threatens everything Malik has left.

Summary: In which Altair learns to swim.

Sometimes Altair doesn't think before he speaks...but he assures Malik that certain things will always remain a secret between them. AltairxMalik Oneshot. Fluff. Rated M for Adult Situations.

Short vignette. Legion reflects on Shepard-Commander.

Malik needs new inks. Altair obliges. Fluff one-shot. Altair/Malik

We know what Malik has to say about Altaïr's skills and attitude in general, but a trip back to Masyaf reveals some specifics on his horsemanship. Just for fun and cracky one-shot. Rated for one word.

Andy decided that, if he was going to do this thing with Oscar, then he was going to go the whole nine ‘nards.

Oscar adopts a cat. Andy thinks about fate. They both get cozy.

Oscar and Andy are totally the gay version of Jim and Pam.

It all started with an impulse. Kowalski is confused by Rico's sudden attentions. Kowalski/Rico.

Andy's reading a certain Young Adult Book. Implied Andy/Oscar, references to Andy/Kelly.

Shepard never did enjoy leaving his fate to the decisions of others, so he tends to make certain circumstances always stay in his favor. Well, that is until Garrus decided to include his own personal agenda into the mix... Read FFN profile.

/AbeMiha/ “M-may I speak to Takaya-kun, please?”

When Abe gets sick right before the final game, Mihashi finds himself at loose ends. How can he possibly pitch without Abe there to catch for him? Tajima might have a solution... Oofuri

AbeMiha - Abe's not liking Mihashi's fans.

AbeMiha - They had just started dating but Abe’s becoming a little frustrated when he can’t seem to get a few seconds alone with Mihashi.

What really scares Herbert West?

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]

Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.

In which smarminess happens, and Herbert is apparently very difficult to shop for.

Note: this is not slash, it's actually very innocent, but I gave it PG-13 just to be safe. I think the title is fairly self-explanatory. This is my first contribution to ffn, and my first OC story, so be nice.