HAI GUYS MY NAME IS * * Sorry I couldn't tell you what it really is but my name must forever remain secret, although I guess you need something to call me so please call me Elizaveta or Liz for short

Name:

Elizaveta

Age:

Old

From:

'Straya Mate

Other useless random shit that you obviously don't care about but I am going to say because I am cool like that:

Dreams or some shit like that:
I dream that one day I will be able to eat the contents of a whole Maccas store #Fatty (BTW I OVERUSE # because #SWEG)

Personality:

I kinda have a minor (Major) Addiction to shipping, and that can be found in my everyday life, I think my friends are sick to death of me shipping them, and doing fan art and telling them that they are my OTP and then yea umm I am rambling... OWO

I am also a bitch Most of the time

Favorite Food:

CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strengths:

Figuring out when someone is in love with someone else *Cough* Two members of this site whom I happen to know in real life who need to get there feelings for each other out there so I can ship them and they can become Canon.

Weaknesses:

I can be bribed really easily O/////O

MA WEIRDNESS:

Did you know that it is physically impossible for someone to be as weird as me... *Looks up* Hey look at the flying hot dog that is shaped as Arthurs face *giggles like a maniac*

USELESS SHIT:

I LURV GIRLS ;)

SHIPS:

So If I did a list of my ships I think it would hit the maximum allowed ships that are ever humanly possible to have O////O

Here are a few O////O

Cosplays:

Cosplays I am starting:

Yay it's finally over O///O

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(=' :') This is Bunny-chan.
(,(')(') Please
put her on your profile
to help her bunnies achieve world domination!

A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different... or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or someone steals my word (AWESOME).

When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.

When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, it's trying to scare your doctor away.

When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.

When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.

When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.

When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch".

When life chucks lemons at you and hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most".

When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in someone's eyes.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, giggle like the fangirl you are and wink suggestively at life.

When life gives you lemons, you mail them back in a package along with a "mysterious ticking noise".

When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down.

When life gives you lemons, find the guy who got the ice and tequila and throw a party.

When life gives you lemons, don't eat them by themselves... You should never eat a lemon by itself...

1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them, "Do you want fries with that?"

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party because you have a headache.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose!".

19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.".

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

22 Things to do in a Lift

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. Say DING at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Stand in the middle of the elevator and proclaim loudly, "I must find a more suitable host body!"

24. Turn to the other passengers and say, "Now, I'll bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."