![]() Author has written 5 stories for Doom, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Dragon Age, Mythology, Elder Scroll series, and Star Trek: 2009. Hi Welcome to my Page feel free to PM me Name: Caitlin (hate it gonna get it changed to Akila) Age: Not telling Gender: Female NOTICE NOTICE LOOK AT THIS NOTICE IT VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT : This is notice saying that all my stories are considered to be on a current hiatus due to several real life problems
I shall see you all sometime in the new year ... hopefully ;) Current Stories in progress Dragon Age fires of change - in progress - working on 2nd chapter it has five words since i last looked at it two years age wowMass effect untitled - in planning- is still in development hell like the seventh circle (coz of the ending it aint getting anytime soon)Skyrim untitled - in planning - has prologue (its up) half a first chapter and not much elseGame of Thrones/A song of ice and fire (there the same ish) untitled - also in development hell (thank god)Hobbit/LOTR untitled - development hell (i give up)I really need names for these things gods help me :) 97 percent of teenagers would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you’re one of the 3 that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP!', copy and paste this into your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. blue , or silver are one of your favorite colors. Total = 11 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total = 7 I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP but am obsessed with TDI), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, VampireloverD, Akila-Delpanther-Draconan 1. Name/nick name: Cakes/Akila/Mike(don't ask just don't) 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Aitlxcni 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Caiizzle 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Panther 5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Louise Fernbank 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Speca 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Lemonade (WTF!!) 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Colette Gerald 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Snowflake join the dark side, we have COOKIES Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again... Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that? God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. I hear your silence loud and clear. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can I miss you if you never left? I'm not with stupid anymore! Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff… There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought… I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't mess with me I've got a stick. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you You? Die? You're too mean to die. Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows? At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look. "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough! I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. "I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose" "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. "Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Hale." The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me. This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!! I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over. I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me? Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created. Get Sorted Now! Hufflepuff - 58 im a Slytherin :) My sim personality (similar quiz as one above) Neat vs sloppy Outgoing vs shy (I am not that outgoing) Active vs lazy (I am not really that active but I do exercise) Playful vs serious Nice vs grouchy |
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