The Veil does not connect to the world of the dead. It is a portal, a portal to another planet, made in the ancient days before transportalizers were invented. Long forgotten, the Veil to Alternia stands in the Department of Mysteries while the other half lies deep underground in a chamber below the hive of one Eridan Ampora. When Sirius falls in, Eridan follows him out. AU, OOC

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Orochimaru and his sons crash-land in Karakura. Soul Society is most definitely not prepared for what's coming.

Morality and logical limits are not Orochimaru's strong point, even as a loyal Konoha shinobi. Thankfully, it seems that parenting actually is.

Kurama just wants to finish his nap in peace. A particularly idiotic human is making that rather hard.

Tobirama comes to on a field heavy with the scent of blood, to a rout of shinobi in unfamiliar uniforms but sporting familiar hitai-ate. There's a whisper in his head, paradise denied, but death is in front of him and he can't waste time on regrets.

Tobirama doesn't give a damn about gender roles and gender-assigned clothing. Madara really, really doesn't mind. (Or, Tobirama in thigh-highs and heels. Madara's a fan.)

Naruto is hot. Kakashi is losing his mind.

Part 4 of the superhero!AU. Things are starting to make a truly horrifying amount of sense, now that Madara's brain has managed to leapfrog from Point A to Point My Best Friend's Little Brother Is Also Sort of My Sexy Nemesis. Like the flirting, for one.

Part 3 of the superhero!AU. "Photokinetic," Orochimaru repeats, eyes narrowing faintly at the White Fang. If he's dealing with an idiot, he'll—well. Be polite, because the man did save him, and Jiraiya will be insufferable if he makes his hero-rescuer cry (again). To his surprise, however, it's not offense overtaking the hero's face, but glee.

Experimenting with a dimension-bending dojutsu is probably not the brightest idea ever. (Or, canon!Kakashi swaps universes with A Snake In the Grass, a Wolf At the Door!Kakashi, and absolutely no one is happy about it.)

For the record, this is not how his grand defection from Konoha was supposed to go. (Or, Orochimaru attempts to save the world. Hatake Sakumo may have been part of the plan, but he's also very much an unexpected complication.)

That soulmate AU where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other's.

At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.

What happens when Lee accidently sees what's in Neji's secret locked drawer? A revenge plot courtesy of Tenten and new insights into the Hyuuga's sex life. M because of sexual themes. OOC-ness abound. Shika X Neji sexy times implied. Written for pure humor.

"Oh my god, Obito, I don't care that you keep turning our roommates into mindless zombies devoted to serving your will, but in the name of everything holy, at least stop putting them in thrall when you're singing Taylor Swift songs in the shower!"

Obito wakes up. This is…not how it was supposed to go. (Wherein Obito is broken but not shattered, several [dozen] people want the Rokudaime dead, Rin makes a totally awesome Jedi ghost, and there are balcony scenes but no one is named Romeo. Or Juliet.)

Sometimes Tsunade wonders if she should have gone celibate. College professor!OroTsu AU. Oneshot. M for language and mature themes.

Genma just wants a relationship. Really, at this point any will do. Kotetsu, Izumo, and Iruka are simply not having it. Anyone who wants to get their grubby paws on Genma is going to have to go through them first. (Let it also be said that Kakashi is definitely not above cheating when something he wants is on the line.) An alternate, somewhat slapstick coda to Fallen here to grace.