BEING RESTRUCTURED

If you're here, you must have clicked on one of the abominations that are my fics. I am SharpFang.

My site: Blog. Proceed with caution as I don't normally sugar-coat anything. I get carried away in conversations/blog posts and often end up raging at the wrong person/subject.

Likes: Heavy metal (I get a lot of weird questions for this), Warriors, Harry Potter

Favorite foods: Meat in general, chocolate, iced lemon tea.

Unfavorite foods: Tofu, Chinese steamed buns, congee

Dislikes: Twilight, Twitards, Snape, Dumbledore, Weasleys or Hermione bashing fics (Harry's War is a good one and so are some Ron-bashers, but I don't recommend anything else), Mary Sues, Harry/Hermione (The Last War is hardly a good first impression), Malfoy-bashing, overly hormonal preteen girls who read Twilight and think Warriors is for kids and Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings is boring and masturbate to Justin Bieber/whatever the newest MTV crap is and think Linkin Park is "teh ev0l satanic death metal" (no offense to death metal or Linkin Park), Chinese communists, overly conservative idiots, animal haters, Mpreg fics, and obnoxious "tr00" metalheads.

Favorite band: Judas Priest, Megadeth, Testament, Death and Black Sabbath (all the eras).

Unfavorite artists (I use the term "artist" loosely): Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, Lady Gaga, Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus. Basically pop in general.

Fics:

Song Fictions: DISCONTINUED. I only keep it on to show how much my writing style's evolved. Only Heavy Metal.

Abridged: Discontinued. Due to the flames I've received and the general poor quality of the story, I'll leave it hanging, but I might rework into full prose someday.

The Badfic Torn: DELETED. I have a backup of the story. Not the reviews, unfortunately. The story will be updated on my Blog. (Rime Of The Ancient SharpFang)

When The Dead Walk: Next chapter up soon. I need time to edit the chapters. Right now this will be my only fanfic as I will no longer write anything new in the Warriors fandom and I don't know any other fandom I'm confident in writing in. Latest project, noticeably gorier than other fics. I am writing this as an actual fic.

Harry Potter House Quiz:

Revision Dec 2013

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs
] You have a lot of friends (I only have a few. But they're enough, and much better than those some would pass for "friends".)
[ ] You get along with everyone (Hah. As if.)
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months (No, can't go for so long.) Only if they deserve it, which most of them do. Just a bit of payback.
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
] Favourite music genre is pop rock
] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
] Abortion is wrong (NO. Past me was an idiot who swallowed everything to its extreme and didn't understand bodily autonomy.)
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
] One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school (really now?)
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 5/15

HUFFLEPUFF:
] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot (more like snicker.)
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. (can't really comment on that.)
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.
[ ] You’re very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4/15

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent. (more than a certain extent. The assholes at my school don't help)
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck. (Fuck sports, they're for mentally challenged glorified ball-chasers that would have starved in a back alley otherwise.)
[ ] You’re shy.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts. (Namely, once a month. Or more.)
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 8/15

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool colour.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person. (if you know what I mean)
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[x] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 11/15

Slytherin it is, then.

I don't understand why authors portray Slytherin as a every-man-for-himself, dog eat dog group. In my opinion, they're no worse than any other house, except with maybe just a bit more inbreeding. And the parents aren't exactly nearly as conservative as most write them as.

I hate how people think the world is black and white. Gryffindors, Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs are good, Slytherins are always evil. Snape doesn't belong in Slytherin. If Draco was redeemed, then he must renounce his friends and family for his love interest despite the inherent prejudice.