HELLO I AM THE AWESOME ale-up99xxsasusakuxx THAT LOVES (and i mean love with a sli- ok huge obbsession) NARUTO FANFICS!! I AM A TOTAL SASUSAKU FAN (as you can tell with my story favourites) :D :P

You Say Pink, I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton, I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron, I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop, I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird, I Say I'm Different
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If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

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If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

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1. Leaf Village (Konoha, Konohagakure)
2. Cloud Village (Kumo, Kumogakure)
3. Mist Village (Kiri, Kirigakure)
4. Rain Village (Ame, Amegakure)
5. Sand Village (Suna, Sunagakure)
6. Sound Village (Oto, Otogakure)
7. Rock Village (Iwa, Iwagakure)
8. Waterfall Village (Taki, Takigakure)
9. Fire Village (Name Not Available)
10. Grass Village (Kusa, Kusagakure)
11. Moon Village (Getsu, Getsugakure)
12. Oni (Demon) Village (Name not available)
13. Snow Village (Yuki, Yukigakure)
14. Star Village (Hoshi, Hoshigakure)
15. Sun Village (Name unavailable)
16. Tenshi (Angel) Village (Tenshi, Tenshigakure)
17. Hot Water Village (Yuga, Yugakure)
18. Dragonfly Villgae (Kagerogakure or Tonbogakure)
19. Artisans (Weapon) Village (Takumi, Takumigakure)
20. Smoke Village (Kemuri, Kemurigakure)
21. Sky Village (Sora, Soragakure)

NARUTO CHARACTER'S BIRTHDAYS

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
01 - Mikoto Uchiha
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.