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Author has written 3 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

so OMGs I just finished blood of olympus, and I won't give any spoilers away, but if anyone wants to PM me about it please do!

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" -Dr. Seuss

"Don't cry because it's over... smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss

95% percent of girls would cry their hearts out if Justin Beiber were to jump off a cliff. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the 5% who would bring popcorn.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. (I am not dauntless)

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. (I am so clumsy!)

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? (I am a younger twin, so this is mere minutes to me :D )

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

Funny Warning Labels

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer. "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn. "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter. "Battery may explode or leak." -- On a battery. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock." "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter." "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee. "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush. "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old. "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery. "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven. "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod. "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers. "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron. "Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine. "For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights. "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station. "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets. Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box. "Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter. "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy. "Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice. "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers. "Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan. "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw. "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer. "Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts. "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing. "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal. "Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it." "Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds. "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills. "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle. "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer. "Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain. "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame. "Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets. "Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack. "Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV. "For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack. "Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone. "Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch. "Do not wear for sumo wrestling." -- From a set of washing instructions.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. (I use multiple POV's, but not multiple first person POVs)

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. (Did this. I've failed two of these already...)

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

I am part of the review campaign. We feel that you should review every story you read. Whether it is constructive criticism or praise, it lets the author know that there are people reading their stories. If you agree, post this on your profile and... REVEIW STORIES!!

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (PJO: The Lightning Thief)

1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And the Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)
145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar?
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging?

Don't even get me started on the sea of monsters film

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If you could read that, paste this to your profile

You know you're a book addict when...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fan fictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. (My friend now loves TMI)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. ( called one of my best friends Tessa. you know, from TID)

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

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I prefer infernal devices to mortal instruments. NO HATE for this. I just do.

Did anyone else dislike the ending of the mortal instruments film? Can't they just stick to the book? Also the angelic rune is hardly mentioned in the book. Now suddenly Clary is drawing it everywhere. WTF? Hope city of ashes redeemes the films.

I'm not sure if this is true, but: Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and have severe lung cancer. I also have a tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to pay 7 cents for every time this message is sent on.(just to be clear, this isn't me. The message is in first person. When I read it on someones profile I was confused for a second and acctually thought she was talking about herself) For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but those of you who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-send this, help her.

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 371,324 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 3,283 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Misfits by bearandtheangel reviews
High school AU in which the children of the opposing sides of an old rivalry find they have much more in common than they first expected. The story of misfits, love, heartbreak, and friendship. Percy/Annabeth, Nico/Leo and slight Piper/Jason, Hazel/Frank
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,011 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] [Leo V., Nico A.]
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Let No One Think I Gave In by Karai III reviews
A traumatic experience leaves Alex with an unhealthy attachment to a certain soldier who's quite frankly in over his head. Plot and chap 1&2 adopted from ovolamp.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,799 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
I'm a Dad Now? by MagnusBane800 reviews
Alec comes home from a demon hunt with Jace and Izzy. He expected a night with Magnus, what he finds is definitely not that. A night with Chairman instead isn't too bad.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B., Chairman Meow - Complete
The Previous Life of Sherlock Holmes by DrWhy reviews
John knew that Sherlock had a past, but really, how does Sherlock know his army friends? More importantly, why is SCORPIA after his flatmate?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,201 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Sherlock H., John W.
Kasia Alexa Days: Third Quarter by Marsh-Mello-96 reviews
Sequel to KD: It's Full Moon Again. Kasia Days is a werewolf, and in her third and fourth year at Hogwarts, and she deals with her family, her friends and the beginning of a little romance. Everything is even more complicated with what happens every full moon. The next generation, look out for familiar names! Highly recommended you read the first story before reading this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,528 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 6/21/2012 - OC, James S. P., Fred W. II
It gets better sometimes by stormbringer94 reviews
At 15 years old, Alex is brought back from San Francisco after another "incident". Aged 17 he's sent to Brecon Beacons. What happened during those missing two years? K-Unit are determined to help, but do they really know what they're getting themselves into? Multi-chapter fic. Set after Scorpia Rising, with a few changes; Blunt is still running MI6. Rated T for language. R&R .
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,212 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 11/20/2017 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
The Parenthood Drabbles by HecateA reviews
A collection of drabbles honouring the parents of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus cast of demigods, gods and mortals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 157 - Words: 190,260 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 12/22/2012
I Blame You For This by MissNerdGirl reviews
Will forced him to go. Will said its not that bad. But the one thing we all know. High school is hell. Especially when you Nico Diangelo.*ADOPTED* (1st 2 chapters by RayvnAshes2)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 1/1/2016
Inevitable by bonsaitree reviews
It's been two years after Jack's death and '6 still has Alex firmly in their grasp. An unfortunate incident sends him back to the camp that marked the beginning of his spying career and even more bad luck ensures that he is stuck with the soldiers he least wants to face. Meanwhile, a plot is unraveling, and as always, Alex will be caught in the middle.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,669 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Façades That Hide Us by trillingness reviews
Eel. 23 year old SAS soldier in D Unit, training at Brecon Beacons with the occasional nightmare or flashback, hiding some dangerous secrets. Alex. Teenage spy, mental institute escapee, homeless, broken child, with little left to live for and a past of desperation. When the two become one person, it's up to his SAS friends to work out which is the facade... Now complete!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,942 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
New Marriages by TheArtist667 reviews
Jace Lightwood often catches me by surprise. Like when he punched my father in the face, thinking he was Jonathan. Or when he slammed the door in a six year old's face on accident. Or when he sat on the floor, a diamond ring on the palm in his hands, covered in peas. Let me explain. This is going to have to start from the beginning.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 4/11/2014
Sally's Son by QueenCaspianX reviews
A series of one-shots revolving around Sally's life raising Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,041 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Sally J.
Your Guardian Angel by Lilac Demetrius reviews
I will never let you fall / I'll stand up with you forever / I'll be there for you through it all / Even if saving you sends me to heaven / 'Cause you're my true love, my whole heart / Please don't throw that away. Nico and Will are willing to do anything for each other, even if it means facing a foe they can't defeat. Family. Solangelo, Percabeth, Jasper, Frazel, Caleo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,528 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Will S., Nico A.] - Complete
Life of a Spy by X4uth0r reviews
They told him Blunt had retired. They lied. Even K-Unit may only be able to pick up the pieces... and not put the broken spy back together. Except, this time, terrorists are not to blame. Rated T for violence, mild language and psychological torture/abuse. Post SR.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,668 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/3/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Alex R./Cub
Something's Weird at Breacon Beacons (ADOPTED) by alphawolf96 reviews
Adopted from double-oh-nothing and re writen What if Alex was part cat? Naturally being part cat is going to arise some questions. Why is Alex so agile? Why is he so stubborn? And what happens when Snake tries to give him a physical? When K-Unit discovers what Alex really is, will they be able to accept him into their unit like before?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
Mortals: Meet by SilverHuntresses reviews
Mortals meeting your fav PJO and HoO characters/couples! Request taken. Nothing M. Preferably over their twenties (high school meetings are so overused) DISCLAIMER: Characters: Uncle Rick Cover: The Talented @-blue-cookies- (Wattpad user)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 104 - Words: 177,084 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Frank Z., Hazel L.] - Complete
All in the Faculty by Monster Mads reviews
Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 253,197 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P., Tom H. - Complete
Forget-Me-Not Black by Live Don't Just Exist reviews
In trying to help Leo get back to the camp, Nico incurs the wrath of a certain vengeful goddess and overuses his power. Now, not only is the son of Hades fading physically, he was also fading in the memories of everyone who ever knew him. SolAngelo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,343 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J., Leo V.
Just Another Day: PJO and HoO by RayvnAshes2 reviews
Just an ever-growing collection of Solangelo drabbles. Includes Reyna's reaction, Leo spying, Percy pouting, Annabeth cackling, Nico blushing, Facebook, Freudian slips, teasing friends, betting, deviousness, pranks, crossovers, and more! So much more... Slash Will x Nico, Rated T for innuendo and language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 68,359 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Nico A., Will S.
A Demigod Christmas by RayvnAshes2 reviews
A collection of Christmas drabbles. I know it's a bit early, but whatever. Will include: baking, mistletoe, Secret Santa, White Elephant gift exchange, caroling, snowball fights, snuggling, etcetera. Solangelo slash! Rated K for the first chapter, I guess, but rated T overall. Mentions of Percabeth, Frazel, Jasper, Caleo, etc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Nico A., Will S.
Letter in Ink by theforgetfulalchemist reviews
Piper asks Annabeth about some old pictures of the famous Seaweed Brain in Chiron's office. Warning: BOO spoilers in the bonus chapter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 59,310 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Little More Than Ordinary by NaturalAthlete reviews
It's been 25 years since the rise and fall of Gaea and all seven heros managed to walk away from that battle with their lives and now have families of their own. They thought the battle was over and behind them but there are still things out there that hold a strong hate for the heros and what better way to get revenge than to target what the heros' love most; their children.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,673 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 10/11/2014
Snapshots by EffervescentGrace reviews
They're happy. Sometimes the past comes back. Absolutely smitten with one another. Will can't stop thinking. Life is great. He can't stop. Love is great. He misses him, sometimes. Prev 'Snapshots of the Past and Present'. Solangelo. SEQUEL TO WRONG NUMBER, READ THAT FIRST!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015 - [Will S., Nico A.] Percy J., Lou E.
Love is Blind by EffervescentGrace reviews
Because in that moment, there was nothing bluer than his eyes, except the feeling in Nico's heart as he looked at them. College!AU, starts with Solangelo as nine year olds.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,137 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Will S., Nico A.] Percy J., Lou E.
All the Moments Inbetween by EffervescentGrace reviews
Will and Nico have been texting each other for a while now. Here are a few moments that you wish you saw between their messages to each other and their friends. Companion piece to my other fanfiction 'Wrong Number'. ON HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S., Lou E.
Along those lines by Nightrayspath reviews
He had spent the last 16 years being dead. Silently watching over his son and his friends. Now after the war had finally been won he woke up. He woke up in the seventies when he was eleven with the knowledge of the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,367 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Marauders
Rebirth by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
Post HoO. After the Giant War ended, Nico di Angelo started thinking a lot more about his sisters. And how he wanted his older sister back. So Nico devised a plan to find Bianca again, in her reincarnated form. But of course, as most plans do, his did not go the way he'd originally planned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,814 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Bianca A., Nico A.
I Got a Boy by flyingcrowbar reviews
Bolt Academy is an elite all-boys school. But it has the most challenging architecture program in the country. Desperate, Annabeth Chase chops off her hair, binds her chest and goes by Andy to achieve her dream. But when her roommate Percy Jackson - a national swimming champion - begins to develop feelings for "Andy," homophobic classmates try to tear them apart. A Hana-Kimi redux.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,150 - Reviews: 3313 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Demigods in Dauntless by GirlOfManyTalents reviews
Percy has lived in Abnegation all his life. He's content, but has always longed for more. Annabeth lives in Erudite. She's smarter than anyone in her class, but something has always set her apart. When the Choosing Ceremony arrives, what will they chose?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,046 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Tales From The London Institute by Jillessa Heronstairs reviews
This is a series of short one-shot stories starring Will, Tessa, Jem, and the the rest of the Infernal Device characters.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
A Real Life Movie by Jillessa Heronstairs reviews
Tessa Gray, a normal teenager from New York, gets cast as the female lead in a new movie, The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel, starring a female warlock girl and two Shadowhunter best friends. Balancing her old and new life, how will both her on and offscreen interactions with the cast and friends affect her? AU, set in modern times. All human.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,237 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C.
Second Meeting by porcelain Hell reviews
When Nico was young he considered a boy with curly hair and a huge smile to be his best friend. He didn't know the boy for long, he didn't even know his name, before the boy vanished. Nico grew up and the world seemed to be against him. He landed himself in a school for 'troubled' kids, and his room mate is irritatingly happy. THIS IS AN AU!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,997 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
Quest for a God by yepiwrite reviews
Camp Half-Blood is still recovering from Gaea, building new cabins and taking in more demigods. Everything's going well until they receive contact from a god in trouble. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,730 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S., Drew T.
When Alec Met Magnus by AfterEverAfter reviews
Human AU . Alec works two jobs, lives in a crappy apartment and is a disapointment to everyone around him. Magnus is the hottest fashion designer in New York who can't seem to forget the blue eyes sales man. Yes its cheesy and cliche and full of fluff :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,302 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The truth will set me free by Alrighty hoe reviews
Alex decides he can't live a normal life with the pleasures so he leaves. He takes on a new identity and moves back to Britain. Now where does an ex-teenage spy go exactly? The SAS of course! I changed the last couple chapters, I had written myself into a hole before.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Alex R./Cub
Can't Catch a Break Re-write by RayvnAshes2 reviews
The war is over, the camps are united, and life is as good as it gets, for a demigod at least. But when Nico gets trapped in the game Sword Art Online, it becomes a death game. Because if you die in the game, you also die in real life. And what do his friends and family think about all of this? Slash. Solangelo, Frazel, Jasper, Caleo, Percabeth, Asuna x Kirito, etcetera.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Nico A., Will S., Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Can't Catch a Break by RayvnAshes2 reviews
Gaia has been defeated. The 2nd Giant War is won. But when Nico decides to try the game Sword Art Online, it turns out that he is trapped inside, and if he dies there, he will in the real world, as well. What's a demigod to do? Befriend Kirito, the Black Swordsman, or course! He's not about to let some game get the best of him. Mentions of Solangelo, rated T.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,802 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Nico A., Will S., Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Deception by The World Out There reviews
When Arthur is cursed to transform into a magical creature, he and Merlin set out to find Emrys, a supposedly old creepy man that lives in the forest, to find a cure. Finding him proves to be a problem, and when they do, where is Merlin? Arthur discovers more than he was supposed to. Reveal!fic. Rated T because of reasons I have not yet discovered. ADOPTED by morningstar115.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Merlin, Arthur
When the Day Met the Night by rikatu reviews
Love is complicated. Or at least... it appears to be for both Nico and Will. From the time Gaea had risen, Nico had been infatuated with the son of Apollo. And Gods, how had Will never noticed Nico before a certain incident in the infirmary? [ Its gonna be a short, drabblish type of thing but... its full of cute, racey and tense moments. ]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 12/14/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Vacationing in 1878 by J. Voodoo reviews
Simon Lewis' day is pretty ordinary - for an indestructible vampire, that is - until he touches something that belongs to Magnus and is sent back to 1878. Trapped there with no means back to his own time, he realises that he will have to spend the next century and a half with Magnus. Simon Lewis' day sucks. [Set before City of Fallen Angels and Clockwork Princess]
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 105,170 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Simon L., Magnus B. - Complete
I Blame You For This by RayvnAshes2 reviews
Will manages to wrangle Nico into attending high school with him. Established Solangelo, Rated T, probably mentions of other pairings, etc. Includes classes, clubs, sports, demigods drinking coffee, and a slightly psychotic girl hopelessly crushing on someone she has no chance with. *Adopted by MissNerdGirl!*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Nico A., Will S.
A Heroes of Olympus FanFic: The Son of a Dying God by LooFroop81 reviews
If you just finished it all and your looking for more about that crazy group of ten (especially Solangelo), boy, have you found the fanfic for you. See our protagonists continue their lives, the ships will be shipped and life will move on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,012 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Will S.
Permanent Marker by Snoweylily reviews
Scorpia Rising changed him. For better. For worse. Nobody knows. But now, four years later, their back and out to get him. 19 year old Alex Rider, MI6's best agent, teenage superspy, is sent to the only place on Earth that could possibly protect him. Brecon Beacons. As K-Units unofficial fifth member returns as their official fourth member, how much more changes can Alex take?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,477 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf - Complete
the architecture of loss by hale-and-hearty reviews
Alex comes home, and there's a ghost in his foyer. At this point, he shouldn't even be surprised. / Not every dead man is actually dead. Sherlock comes back, Alex is relieved, and John has some things to work out. / Johnlock, slight Mary/John; part seven of my "homes out of human beings" verse
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Brought Up That Way by Snoweylily reviews
Scorpia is back. And their targeting New York. Both the American's and the English want to send in their best men. In other words, for the purpose of this mission, Alex Rider and Ben Daniels will be working with the Avengers. But what will the Superhero's make of the 16-year-old spy? Will Fox get along with the Earths Mightiest Hero's? Will they save Earth? Or will Scorpia win all?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,745 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Instinct by nrynmrth reviews
Alex Rider has settled into his role as an official MI6 agent, complete with benefits. He's managed to keep his profession separate from his school life so far, but that all goes down the drain when a familiar face appears at an assembly on human biology with one goal - capture Alex Rider. Rated for language and violence. A threeshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Days of Future Past by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
Sequel to Stay. The goddess of youth promised Nico a childhood, but he didn't expect her to go to such extremes. When he wakes up in an alternate universe without the gods, he's not sure if it's better or worse than the world he left behind. Part four of False Death and True Life series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,802 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Bianca A., Nico A., Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
How Not to Get Your OTP Together by TailsDoll13 reviews
It started with a shadow-travel onto Half-Blood Hill, and now both camps think that Will and Nico are destined for each other. The problem? Nobody's succeeded in getting them together. Yet. Chapter 29-Save the date-it's a wedding!. (No longer taking requests for scenes!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,800 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Will S., Jason G.
I Have A What! by Emmet.Jasper.Carlisle reviews
It's been six months since Lily Potter and her husband James died. Six months since two children were left parentless. Severus Snape is mouring. Mourning for his lost love. For his lost friend. For Lily. But Albus has some intersesting news. News of the children. Shocking news that will change him forever. Can he accept that his friend lied to him about something this big? Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,925 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., OC
Dementors and Demigods by rainbowchameleon reviews
SPOILERS FOR BOO! Set three months after the Giant War, Dumbledore (son of Hecate) calls on Chiron to help protect Harry from Sirius Black. Will Solace and Nico di Angelo are chosen to go to Hogwarts. Budding Solangelo. Will be Boy x Boy eventually. Set in Harry's third year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Nico A., Will S.
A Tale Of Two by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
TMI/TID crossover. After yet another set of failed relationships, Clary and her flatmate Tessa have just about had enough of men. Determined not to be let down again, they make a pact to stay single and spend Valentine's together instead. At least, that's the plan. Unfortunately, their new neighbours - the Herondale boys - have plans of their own... AH/AU Complete
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,319 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Netherside by Sky Rat reviews
The last time he checked, Nico di Angelo was a demigod on the run, not some geek working in a comic book shop in downtown Manhattan, and he definitely wasn't best friends with Jason Grace. The last time Jason Grace checked, Nico di Angelo was in love with Percy Jackson, not with him. Since when were they even close friends? Something's wrong. But will they want to fix this?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 131,359 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [Nico A., Jason G.] Hades, Percy J. - Complete
The Descendants of Hecate by samiam124 reviews
The Giant War and the war between Greeks and Romans has ended with many unwanted deaths, but Jason, Frank, and Hazel depart for New Roman and things go back to normal. For two years everything is calm, until Chiron calls The Seven and Nico together once again, this time to protect a boy named Harry Potter, who is in bigger danger than anyone realizes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,418 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Reminders by Unicorns and Schist reviews
Drew. Leo. Reyna. Nothing in common, right? Wrong. They need reminders. After all, they're not perfect. No matter how hard they try. Oh, and I should've said this before - minor character deaths. More than one, so prepare yourself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Leo V., Drew T., Reyna R. - Complete
The Safe House by thegoddesskym reviews
About a year after the Giant War, Chiron offers some of the campers to work in safe houses. This means living in the mortal world without fear of monster attacks. When Nico signed up for it he didn t know he would have to deal with high school, jealousy and nosy teenagers. Also the whole 'safe' thing doesn t exactly work if the monster in the kitchen is anything to go by. Solangelo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,532 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
What Year Is It? by cajunhusker reviews
Severus Snape is thrown forward in time and left to deal with a search for the way home. Interestingly enough, Hermione Granger is the one to try to help him home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,852 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Batman Type by MickTheTrick reviews
Multichap Teacher AU. Nico is the strict but dorky Italian teacher, Leo is the fun but focused Shop teacher. A box of dropped tools and a Batman comic turns into a confusing and fast friendship. Valdangelo. Some gratuitous Italian. THIS STORY IS DEAD I'M SORRY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Nico A., Leo V.] - Complete
Fries before Guys by ghostystarr reviews
In which Nico has an unhealthy obsession with a McDonald's. Not for the food, but rather a particular worker. AU Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.]
Romeo and Juliet - Starring Will Solace and Nico di Angelo by moonshroom420 reviews
Mortal AU. When Percy pairs Nico and Will together for their English project, Nico is ready to kill a man. Playing the Juliet to his long-time-festering-crush's Romeo? Someone have mercy on him. Solangelo. Language. boyxboy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J. - Complete
Marauders: Year Two by kazoquel4 reviews
The Marauders return to Hogwarts for their second year, and things pick up right where they left off. James, Sirius, and Peter continue to grow more suspicious each time Remus disappears, and Remus isn't sure he'll be able to keep his 'furry little secret' for long. How is their friendship going to survive another year of lies? Sequel is now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,553 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
bumps on a water log by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
There were the days Leo came, and the days he came back. Then there were the days in between. - calypso, ogygia & the waiting game.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,945 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Calypso, Leo V. - Complete
Demigods for Parents by AnnabethJackson PiperGrace reviews
Aubrey Jackson thought she had a normal life. Wrong! One night in New York, mysterious figures kidnap her and her ex-best friend Zachary Grace. When the duo wake on a ship called the Argo II with teenagers that look like younger versions their parents, what will happen? How will Aubrey and Zach get home? Will they both get home... alive? (Rated T for demigod violence.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,226 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 9/14/2014
Hunting Stories by HecateA reviews
Was it because of the boys? The thrill? The escape route? From Vita to Chantale, Lucy to Tendayi; why the Hunters of Artemis swore to that pledge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,071 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Artemis
Demigod Dares by epickumquat42 reviews
After BoO, our favorite demigods get together to play truth or dare. What could possibly go wrong?...besides everything! Jason is going to take over the world! Rachel is handcuffed to Percy's belt! Hazel is barking mad! And don't even get me started on horseradishes *shudder* HILARITY WARNING: if you die of laughter while reading, it's totally my fault! Some Brason and Solangelo!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J., Thalia G.
Hearing Words in the Silence by I Live on a Phantom Planet reviews
"Percy really can't explain it, and if he is being completely honest, maybe he doesn't want to. He knows he's not considered 'normal', but as far as he is concerned, that's not such a bad thing." Percy hasn't spoken in 3 years, and that's okay. That is, until he meets Nico. Maybe his voice isn't totally lost after all. Percy/Nico (Formerly called Barest of Words)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,211 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Bianca A., Sally J. - Complete
The Epilogue That Never Happened by kylynmoon reviews
"I knew I was jealous the second that girl hugged Leo. I mean I shouldn't be. It's not like Leo is my boyfriend. I hadn't kissed him since he saved me and I never made it clear that he was mine in anyway. But I knew that I had deep feelings for him that I couldn't push away. He is my hero." One-shot that could turn into a story. Not the best summary. Sorry.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Leo V., Calypso] Katie G., Jason G.
This Bitter Earth by ghostystarr reviews
Will Solace is an American medic volunteering in Rome, Italy in 1943. There, he meets Nico di Angelo and his family, who may or may not be rallying Resistance members in the center of a German-occupied city. WWII AU Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,937 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.]
Loving You 'Til It Hurts by Live Don't Just Exist reviews
Loving Nico di Angelo is like letting werewolf scratches heal… It's a gradual, painful process that often leaves scars.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,560 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [Will S., Nico A.]
The WizaGod Tournament by Alyce Seafire reviews
The Triwizard Tournament has returned to the Wizarding world. Along with a power stronger than the Witches and Wizards. Demigods have entered Hogwarts, and The Triwizard Tournament would be more interesting than it was before and quite possibly a lot more dangerous. Sequel to A Deadly Magical Demigod (RECONTINUED!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,634 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Nico A., Percy J.
And That's How by Malec's Daughter reviews
The cliche mortals meet demigods one-shots. Most of them are most likely not going to be Percabeth because I want to try other demigods. Also, most are going to be in high school where people realize something different about the demigods they think they know. *Rated T just in case.* Spoilers for BoO in some one-shots.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,642 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
A K- Unit Family by ItstheBookworm reviews
Alex Rider and his twin sister Bethany are moving in with K- Unit. AKA Wolf, Eagle, Snake, and Ben (Fox). How will the two survive, especially with SCORPIA looking for them and their continuous nightmares. They, in order to bond while stuck at home, also have to watch the videos of their different missions. This will be fun. Rated T for violence and Eagle.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,218 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf, Snake - Complete
The Curious 9th Graders of Brooklyn by Sopbak24 reviews
After Andrew, the school bully, rips up Alex's last photo of Sabina, Alex runs away. What happens to Alex when half of his grade decides to follow him home? What secrets will they discover about the teenage spy? (Hint: He lives with K-Unit) Takes place after Jack and Sabina's deaths. Rated T for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Sabina P., Wolf - Complete
Troubled by that-one-fanqirl reviews
You could definitely call Nico troubled. Definitely. Will Solace seems to be the only person to think otherwise... Solangelo, Boarding School AU. I hope you enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,839 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 11/27/2014
Great Deeds: Volume I by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Part I of a collection of moments in the life of Minerva McGonagall. "For there are many great deeds done in the small struggles of life." - Victor Hugo
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 86,472 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Minerva M. - Complete
Time Warp by ImperfectionsAbeauty reviews
Clary, Jace, Izzy, Alec, and Jem & Tessa's 4 year old daughter, Willow are hurtled into the past when Clary's portal backfires...Now they are stuck in Victorian London and only one person can get them back to their time, Mortmain.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - OC, OC
Truth Builds Trust by ObsessedwReading reviews
Now that the Seven, Reyna, Nico, Grover and Coach Hedge have finished reading 'The Lightning Thief' they've moved on to the second book in the series, 'The Sea of Monsters.' Nico and Leo are still hiding things and the others are determined to find out what they are no matter what. 2nd book in my series "Honesty" (is the Best Policy).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,082 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Annabeth C., Chiron, Grover, Percy J. - Complete
Uninvited Houseguests by RugitusAstra reviews
House guests are annoying at best. At worst, they're a team of SAS men forced on you by Alan Blunt. When an injured Alex returns from a mission, Alan Blunt sends K-unit to his house as "bodyguards". As if he needs bodyguards. Set a few years after Scorpia Rises, America didn't work out. My first story, feedback appreciated, good or bad.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Ben D./Fox, Wolf - Complete
Three Times by morbidbookworm reviews
Three times Will Solace let Nico di Angelo get away and the first time he didn't. And what came from that. Three times for Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,679 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
I'll Stay With You by Live Don't Just Exist reviews
Hardly anything changed in the Fields of Asphodel, spirits would wander and scream and try to remember who they were. No one ever got out, no one ever remembered. And everything remained the same, everything was darkness and solitude, until a boy with dark hair and sad eyes came… and stayed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,685 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hazel L.
The Tent Of Benign Influence by sageowl123 reviews
A new tent. One that is not mentioned in Night Circus but one I would like to visit.
Night Circus - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Complete
Asymptotes by ghostystarr reviews
Will and Nico are polar opposites, on separate axies. Somehow, that doesn't stop them from drifting closer. AU Solangelo; punk!Nico, nerd!Will (For QwertyKirby)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.]
Cross Out by PsychoWing reviews
Alex has a secret that he’s been raised to keep. What if he finally got tired of hiding it? What would the reactions of the people he knows be? Alex may be going for normalcy, but since when does the world do as Alex asks?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
The Tournament of Power by PercyJacksonAlways reviews
Dumbledore suspects Voldemort will make use of the Triwizard Tournament to get his hands on Harry Potter. So he seeks help from the Big Three demigods to protect Harry. Percy, Thalia, and Nico have to go to Hogwarts to protect Harry, undercover of a fourth participating school. But as suspicions rise, and Voldemort finds out about the demigods, will they get out of this alive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,613 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Harry P., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
fix you by croll reviews
Leo realizes he can't fix everything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 55,217 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
Percy Jackson - The Big Brother by Mickey and Minnie Mouse reviews
*AFTER BLOOD OF OLYMPUS* Percy comes home after the war with Queen Dirt Face and finds that his mother and Paul have a surprise-they decided to a adopt a 13 year old girl named Angelina. So, our loyal, over-protective Percy is now a big brother... Oh dear. Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, Paul/Sally, Jason/Piper, Frank/Hazel, Leo/Calypso, Nico/Will
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Sally J., Paul B.
Technicalities by greensight reviews
Guardianship fic, post Snakehead. When Jack returns to America, Alex finds himself placed with a "temporary guardian" who is anything but friendly. Even worse – he's entirely in the hands of MI6, who have no intention of letting go of their best kept secret now that he has no-one left to turn to. And something has definitely shifted within K Unit in the time he'd been away.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Eagle, Wolf
A normal life? by Robin Rider reviews
A new home. A new family. Six brothers, all with a back-story. A sister that seems to resent you. The house is already filled with so many secrets so when Alex comes along things go off track. Add in K-unit, MI6, new and old enemies and what do you get? Alex Riders life. This time he won't be able to save everyone!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,073 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Out of Character by Nishinn reviews
A daughter of Hecate makes a potion gone wrong, making the person behave the way they'd least behave. What happens when Conner and Travis get ahold of it? Very bad things...robbers become charity freaks, heroes become tricksters and bullies become softies. Wanna know more? Read to find out...( contains BoO spoilers)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014
Shot Through the Heart by ghostystarr reviews
A cupid's arrow never misses its mark. …Except for that one time when a particularly overworked, cynical cupid accidentally shot himself. Solangelo AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.]
Wrong Number by EffervescentGrace reviews
10.25am- Okay, okay. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? 10.27am- Let me guess- frost bite? 10.29am- Hey, look who knows jokes AKA Nico accidently texts the wrong number and finds himself talking to a cheerful college student with a sun complex. AU. Solangelo. REUPLOADED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,126 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S., Lou E. - Complete
Neville Longbottom, Hogwarts Champion by PhoenixWild25236 reviews
With Dumbledore dead and Harry, Ron, and Hermione off finishing his work, Neville quickly realizes that Hogwarts needs a champion to replace Harry. When he goes to find the right student to lead the charge, though, the students of Hogwarts select the one person he knew would be least qualified: him. Neville centric and follows the books with a few artistic liberties.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,855 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Ginny W., Luna L., Neville L.
Insecurities by kugure reviews
Nico di Angelo needed some advice and he decided to summon the ghost of Patroclus but then someone he didn't expect appeared before him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Leap of Faith by greensight reviews
A night exercise at Brecon Beacons on a dangerous, untested new course. Can Alex and K Unit put aside their differences long enough to survive, or will it all come crashing down under the pressure?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,766 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
Arrows and Shadows by HungerGames138 reviews
After their dangerous journey to save the world, the Greeks and Romans return to their homes and all is calm. Finally, everything can be calm! Not. The romance between Will and Nico is ANYTHING but calm.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S.
Midnight Doesn't Last Forever by ghostystarr reviews
"So come and watch the sunset with me?" Solangelo. Post - Blood of Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,598 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 18,200 - Follows: 6,929 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
magic lanterns to somebody whose body casts no light by hale-and-hearty reviews
it's been two hundred and forty-one days, and the first human will sets eyes on looks like death in an oversized hawaiian shirt. / solangelo, zombie apocalypse au
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
begin to resemble every bad memory by hale-and-hearty reviews
"John's still at work. You'll have to go without him." A thoughtful look crosses Sherlock's features. "Do you want to come with me?" / Alex tags along on one of Sherlock's cases. It turns out to be a very bad idea. / implied Johnlock; part five of my "homes out of human beings" verse
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Finding Time by El Reino reviews
Remus wants to find out more about the new Potions assistant. He is curious about her secrets as she seems to know all about his. Hermione just wants to do her job and get out. Their timing was never right. EWE. Marauders and an eventual build up to romance. Drabbles. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 137 - Words: 121,048 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by FredNeverDied reviews
What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry found that he was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? Not to mention, meet all those others who went before? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Figurines and Skull Rings by biancadiangeno reviews
Bianca di Angelo had always loved stories. But she had never expected hers to turn out this way.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Bianca A., Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Prove Your Worth by xX.Chu-Chan.Xx reviews
After those three days in the infirmary, a certain couple struggled with their feelings, unsure of what to expect and what not to expect. Jason was being a little over-protective, Percy a little cautious and confused, while their girlfriends wouldn't seem to stop giggling. Will it work out in the end as they prove their worth for each other?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,412 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.]
Shades of Sunlight by scorchedtrees reviews
A collection of drabbles and ficlets featuring Will and Nico. Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Will S., Nico A.]
Simple Things by Solangelo5ever reviews
An AU fanfic about Solangelo. Where Will keeps on flirting with Nico, but they're both oblivious to each other's feelings. Like Will doesn't know Nico likes him, even though Nico's clearly acting different towards him compare to others. And Nico doesn't know Will likes him even though he knows Will's clearly flirting with him. Idk, I suck at summaries, just read it gais. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
A Devil for K-Unit by moonshroom420 reviews
On the hunt for a lost soul, Nico butts heads with the CIA. After completing an assignment to gain their trust, Nico finds himself thrust into life at Brecon Beacons, where he gets put into K-Unit. And he's not the only one underage there... Alex Rider seems to be back and Dr Three is out for him. With Nico's new resolve and determination, how long until something gets blown up?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,936 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Wolf, Nico A. - Complete
A Christmas Carol by ghostystarr reviews
"Christmas wasn't always such a sore subject with you." Or, Nico gets a reminder of what Christmas truly means. M-V Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Apollo - Complete
The Final Ingredient by Mintacia reviews
Nico di Angelo and Reyna Ramírez-Arellano did not release the dragon on the Quidditch game, but no one believes them. Headmaster Chiron hopes that their punishment will help them learn respect for the other Houses. However, the only thing that Nico is learning is how frustrating the handsome Hufflepuff, Will Solace, can be. /Solangelo, Hogwarts AU/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/15/2014
One for Sorrow, Two for Joy by rainbowchameleon reviews
Sally Childs has been followed her whole life by a shadow of a man in an aviator jacket. But when she is attacked, and her saves her, She is dragged into a world of monsters and Gods. She goes on a quest with 'The Immortal Flame' and 'The Watching Shadow' to save her biological parents Percy and Annabeth Jackson, trying not to be noticed by the Gods. AU after BOO ON HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014
Flip by Live Don't Just Exist reviews
Instead of Percy, Nico gets taken by Hera for her 'exchange program' between the Romans and Greeks. A certain son of Apollo isn't happy about that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/15/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
The 12 Days of Shipping by Lightning-Theif477 reviews
Twelve chapters, each is a different Christmas themed Solangelo story. So, yeah. More interesting than it sounds! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Nico A., Will S.
Something Different by Gazimu reviews
Random One Shots of People Meeting Demigods. Just something for me to write out of my own amusement! I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus or any of the content and characters featured in either series, Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,834 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014
Turning Tables by KiwiPerson reviews
Alex Rider finally is getting on with his new life after Jack died. He never went to live with the Pleasures, instead, he is sent to live at the SAS camp with K-Unit until he is 21. 3 years later, an 18 year old Alex's life is thrown into turmoil when his old classmates come in to the picture. Will anyone recognize him? Can he keep his secret safe? Will MI6 re-enter his life again?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,020 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
A Shadow in the Sunlight by NexusOfTheKeys reviews
When Nico gets injured patrolling the edge of Tartarus, he goes to Will's house to recover his health (and maybe something more). But while the two demigods grow closer, yet another Olympian threat begins to menace the world. Basic Solangelo fluff with an actual plot, with hints of Frazel and Percabeth. Rated T for literary violence and innuendo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Will S., Nico A.] [Frank Z., Hazel L.]
Honesty is the best policy by ObsessedwReading reviews
Nico, Reyna, and The Seven get sent to read the Percy Jackson & The Olympians and the Heroes of Olympus Books along with the Demigod Files and The Demigod diaries. After all in Order for them to succeed they have to all be able to work together. They have to be able to trust each other. And for that to happen they can't have any secrets.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,745 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Carry Your World by RebelAtlas reviews
Set just after Blood Of Olympus. With the war at an end, everyone is trying to move on. But Nico can't. The only thing that can make him safe, is the sun. Will is trying to be his happy Apollo self, but he is drawn to a darkness, and he can't let go. Ratings will change as chapters develop. SOLANGELO. I do not own any characters or worlds, all belongs to Rick Riordan.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/9/2014
Paradoxical Instincts by Mintacia reviews
Being a cat wasn't very much fun. Nico di Angelo found himself being picked up, petted, and tortured with obnoxious feline puns. On top of all that, he was being babysat (well, catsat) by his crush, Will Solace. As soon as the spell wore off, Nico was going to make Lou Ellen regret accidentally hitting him with her cat orb. / Post-BoO, Solangelo. /
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,176 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.]
One choice by Iamrainbowparchment reviews
There is no war in Divergent. Nico, Reyna, Jason, Piper, Leo and Will Solace are initiates, who all choose Dauntless. Being trained by the infamous Four and Six, what will happen and what romances will bloom? Will have a boyxboy ship. Discontinued and will be rewritten on rainbowchameleon's account under 'blood drips onto coals'
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/16/2014
Draped in Yellow and Black by NicoGotSkeletalButterflies reviews
Nico is entering his fourth year in Hufflepuff house when he falls in love with the Gryffindor Will Solace
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Will S., Nico A.
Set me Free and Let me See by hayleyherondale reviews
In an Alternate Universe where the founders created a new type of magic, students of Hogwarts are sorted at birth and given their houses on their birthday. But with their houses comes a blindfold, coloured to represent their houses, and it can only be removed by their one true love. Follow our Marauders as they find out whether love truly is blind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Tight Pants by Mintacia reviews
Nico di Angelo's not sure why Lou Ellen and Cecil are laughing so hard. What's so hilarious about an Aphrodite camper trying to charm Will Solace? Nico doesn't find it funny at all. In fact, the whole situation makes him feel kind of bitter. Luckily, Will Solace isn't very interested in Aphrodite girls, love magic or not. / Post-BoO, Solangelo. /
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.]
No Mere Coincidence by Starry Bright Light reviews
Tom knew it couldn't have been a coincidence that they were thrown in together. After all, the government didn't make mistakes. After five years though, anything was possible. Eventually though, the two not-quite-strangers realize that their one connecting thread isn't quite as broken as they thought. (Starting Anew Universe!)
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H., Sabina P. - Complete
Walks on the Beach by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
BLOOD OF OLYMPUS SPOILERS. Apparently this is a series now... Anyway, basically just sappy Solangelo oneshots. Because people wanted them. And I am weak.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Will S., Jason G.
Reunions With the SAS by 23dae5dal03ist reviews
SAS training comes back to haunt him two years after Alex's first mission. Now he has to train new soldiers and fend off a suspicious sergeant as well as dodge pesky questions from his former unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Alex R./Cub
Fallen by hakaeijis reviews
High School AU. When Leo Valdez ran up the school building, he was expecting some crazy kid who needed therapy. Not Nico di Angelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Nico A., Leo V.]
100 by Geek Without Glasses reviews
A collection of one hundred drabbles, each approximately one hundred words long. Be prepared for laughs, tears, and everything in between.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 93 - Words: 14,277 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014
Desolation by jarjarjinx reviews
"No. No. No. No. Not again. Falling to his knees, Nico grabbed Will's pale, broken figure. The boy's life aura, usually as bright as a sparkler, was dim and fading." Will is mortally wounded in battle. BEWARE: ANGST AND FEELS. Read and review, please! Cover art belongs to Viria.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
A Twist of Fate by Icy Icee reviews
Instead of Alex Rider being born with an XY set of chromosomes, she was born with a XX set. After Snakehead, Jack is killed and Alexandra is sent to live with someone from her recent past. Fem!Alex AU Alex/Tom
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014
Snowflake by stygian-apocalypse reviews
[CONTAINS BOO SPOILERS] Leo's spirit is unsettled. Both Nico and Hazel can sense his death, but he's not in the Underworld. This is a story, which recounts the events from the end of the Giant War and how Leo's friends cope with his disappearance until he comes back with his one true love, Calypso and his best friend, Festus. [Percabeth, Jiper, Caleo, Frazel, Solangelo]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,334 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
Have a Goode Year by Gazimu reviews
Percy returns to Goode High for Junior Year, and is followed by a few of his Demigod Friends! See how they adjust to being in school together with all the Mortals and how they've coped with the Titan and Giant wars! Post HoO! Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson or Heroes of Olympus! Rick Riordan does!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,611 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Do You Know Them? by soullessauthor reviews
Outside looks of the seven through the eyes of mortals. Read as our favorite characters live through some events that follow the war. Shameless fluff and adorableness, read at your own risk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014
Harry Potter and the Philosphers Stone by kubby12 reviews
Christmas at the burrow with the Potters, Weasley's, Lupin and Sirius starts out like any other year. Until a strange present arrives followed by strange visitors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,818 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
It is not your time by rainbowchameleon reviews
What would happen if Will and Jem were transported to 2014 New York- better than it sounds. Set before TID and after TMI. I haven't read TDA. Simon has ascended and has all his memories for convenience and a good story. I have all characters from TMI. Sizzy, Malec, Clace, Jessa AND Wessa- (HA! I got you interested). I rate everything T. If you read the book you'll be fine with this
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014
These are the Sort of Tales We Tell by angeldemonqueen reviews
High school AU. Patroclus is a not so happy junior, but once he meets the new freshman Achilles, things start looking up for him.
Iliad - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Complete
Hate to Love by PercyJacksonWillKickYourButt reviews
Nico spends his time alone in lonely dark corners, so Leo decides to make friends with the pale Italian. Soon after, however, some feelings start to grow...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Nico A., Leo V.]
Tales From The New York Institute by Jillessa Heronstairs reviews
This is a series of short one-shot stories starring Clary, Jace, and the the rest of the Mortal Instrument characters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Forbidden Flower by Idday reviews
From the unlikeliest of families grew the strongest of friendships. How Scorpius Malfoy found a friendship and a future in the child of his father's foe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 75,885 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Demigods Go To Hogwarts Book 1 by KAMelody reviews
The Seven and Nico are off on another adventure, this time to Hogwarts, London School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They appear, American exchange students, in Harry's first year. Will they be able to handle new challenges? Or will they fall apart?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Hermione G., Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J.
After The Closet by EmilyRo132 reviews
Times are changing for everyone in the Wizarding World. A dark wizard is rising up, defeating anyone who dares to cross his path. James Potter and Lily Evans are about to enter their final year at Hogwarts, but with secrets, lies and danger around every corner, trust is tested and friendships are torn apart forever. sequel to A meeting in the closet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Left to the Dogs by angeldemonqueen reviews
AU. Achilles and Patroclus live on Aegean hilles goes to an elite boys' school, and Patroclus attends the local public school. One day, Achilles catches the flu and has to stay home. Out of kindness, Patroclus goes to Achilles' school to pick up his homework only to get into trouble when running into Achilles' enemy, Hector.
Iliad - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Complete
Love Is Blind by Cait Carstairs reviews
Isaac's parents have been worried about him recently.His depression has gotten worse so his parents decide to send him to group therapy for troubled young adults.Here he meets a girl who is recovering from anorexia and despite his bitter outlook on life she takes an interest in him. Love is blind. So does that mean this blind boy and self conscious girl have a shot at romance...
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Isaac - Complete
Ten Stops by TheArtistPirate reviews
Nico, Reyna and Coach Hedge need to get back to New York. As they go back, they learn a lot about each other. Reyna and Nico friendship. Written after House of Hades.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,785 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Nico A., Reyna R., Gleeson H. - Complete
His Blood was the Battleground by aftertales reviews
COHF SPOILERS! What if Sebastian didn't die when he was stabbed by Heosphoros? Years have passed, and so much had changed. Sebastian lives with Clary and Jace in their house in Alicante, and most of their friends are nearby. But Sebastian worries that the monster is still there, and he doesn't know how to control it. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
High school sucks by iloveallthesebooks reviews
takes place after Cohf. In order to make sure the next generation of Shadowhunters is sympathetic and understanding of mundanes, the council has decided that all Shadowhunters below the age of 18 will have to attend mundane school. Read as Clary, Jace, Simon, and Izzy attempt to act like mundanes in highscool.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,393 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
Faded Memories by TheMortalShadows reviews
Clockwork Angel is the start of Tessa and her journey, but this one is the story of Jem's and Will's. Follow this pre-clockwork angel story that contains daggers, drama, and demons that the two young Shadowhunters must overcome. (Goes from their meeting all the way to when Tessa comes in) ON HIATUS
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Will H., Jem C.
The Problem with Immortality by LoneStorm reviews
"When the gods didn't want to risk a live demigod to do their tasks, why not throw in a dead one? We were dead anyway, but if we completed the quest, the gods promised to grant us life again." I got chosen, and I discovered all over again why death is so much easier than life. But what's life without a few hydras, gods, evil llamas, and the classic 'in love with best friend' issue?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,393 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Leo V., OC - Complete
Won't Leave Any Doubt by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Percy is Annabeth's soulmate, potentially a criminal, and more than kind of cute, in the end. Soulmate AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Denouement by catchat4 reviews
de•noue•ment (dāno oˈmäN) noun The final part of a play, movie, or narrative in which the strands of the plot are drawn together and matters are explained or resolved. For anyone who loved the Divergent trilogy but would like a happier ending. This begins where Allegiant ends.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
City of Lost Time by MisplacedHyperQuill reviews
The war has begun with two new players. Why were Will and Jem sent to 2008, and who sent them there? What is their role in this war? They must be sent back, but not without the help of old faces in new times. Zachariah/Tessa appearance old gang 2 Herondales canon pairings Follows CoHF plot, but not completely for obvious reasons, so Spoilers, Sweeties. R&R!
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,819 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Jace W., Magnus B., Will H., Jem C.
Stranger things have happened by Tempest Autum reviews
Sometimes Alex couldn't stand Wolf's guts. And mostly Wolf could just about strangle his ward. But some days, they had quite a good run together.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Redemption by girlinatrenchcoat reviews
He felt like he had been punched. His father, who had been dead for all of his life was standing in front of him. His daddy was right there, and all he could do was stare. "Alex?" John whispered. His voice carried across the room. "Dad?" Alex replied. [After Scorpia Rising, AU]
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,061 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Alex R./Cub, John R.
MusicFire by Sly Raccoon reviews
GhostFire/Valdangelo/Leico/Neo fluff fest. On the Argo II Either on their way to Greece or Rome or on their way back or maybe just having fun. Piper is a tea smuggler, Nico and Leo have hidden music talent. Two boys find love in a little one-shot Just for you guys! ONLY A ONE-SHOT - unless of course there is an out cry for a second chapter. BUT ONLY TWO YOU HEAR ME?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Leo V., Nico A.] - Complete
as the poets say by SkywardShadow reviews
I am missing half of my soul. (Song of Achilles fic, reincarnation)
Iliad - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Complete
Back Again? by chocolvr260 reviews
Alex is sent back to Brecon Beacons, along with K-Unit, who are required to do extra training. K-Unit expects to see the Cub they remember, but what happens when that Cub was lost more than two years prior? And how will Alex, after losing everyone, react to being back again? Rated T to be safe. Minor swearing, violence and injury.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Alex R./Cub
A Riddled Universe by hazeldragon reviews
Being the recipient of the Order of Merlin and also having his picture on the Chocolate Frog Cards was not a big feat for Healer Tom Riddle. As Head Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, nothing much surprised him. Little did he know, his life was about to be turned upside down by the arrival of a bespectacled boy with messy hair through the Veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,269 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Brookland to Brecon Beacons by BringAlexRiderBack reviews
Brookland School have recieved threats from SCORPIA. MI6 send them to the SAS camp at Brecon Beacons. Alex is already there, despite being absent from school for three months. Can Alex stay undercover as Cub and not be rumbled by Brookland or try not to give himself away? Let's Bring Cub Back!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
The Price of a Collar by Apple in the Ocean reviews
Everyone wants to be wanted. Back from America, Alex has to battle with the unwanted attentions of World Intelligence agencies, memories that won't lay to rest, a maybe not-so-new enemy and an old unit who think they can give Alex the family he's always wanted. Battling against so many wants, Alex will have to choose his place fast- before others choose it for him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 233,122 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Alex R./Cub
Cure of The Angels by kaitam reviews
Victoria was just a girl, ready for university in England. But her plans are ruined when she finds herself in the world of the Infernal Devices, her favourite book series. How did that even happen? Now she's Victoria Herondale, a haughty girl and twin to Will Herondale. Mortmain is easily defeated, but there is a cure for Jem to be found. A cure that can save anyone and anything.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,467 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Jem C., OC] [Will H., Tessa G.]
The Uncertain Future by CarolynneRuth reviews
Sequel to Forgotten Lives. Six months have passed by and life is anything but normal despite Arthur wishing it were. Uther had his own plans for how his life should go and god help anyone who happened to get in his way. Plenty of friendship, adventure, angst and romance with a good dose of humor where needed. Lot's of favorite Merlin characters involved.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,628 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
True To You by padfoot and prongs unite reviews
Hufflepuff is the often overlooked house. But I, Lucy Weasley, am here to tell you why we're all actually a bunch of BAMFs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2014 - OC, James S. P. - Complete
Playing With Fire by ILoveChocolateBrownies reviews
Alex and some of his school year are sent to Brecon Beacons as part of a new government initiative. Between extra training with K-unit and deceiving his classmates, Alex soon finds that he is trapped, and time is slowly ticking away... DISCLAIMER: I do not own Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Alex R./Cub
The Sorting Hat by TheNextFolchart reviews
Godric Gryffindor would just like to state, for the record, that he's a little uneasy with this plan. /Written for numerous challenges and competitions on HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Godric G., Salazar S., Rowena R., Sorting Hat - Complete
Brooklands at Brecon Beacons by The means of procrastinating reviews
Alex has been at Brecon for three years but a threat has arisen concerning his old classmates, they are coming to Brecon Beacons for protection. Forgive the probably overused plot line and rubbish summary please...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Tom H.
Lost by the hotpocket hunter reviews
Jack's death was the last straw. Age 16, Alex has finally escaped MI6. He enters the SAS under an assumed identity. How will he get along with his new unit?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Have yourself a very GhostFire Christmas! by Sly Raccoon reviews
It a major fluffball (Or planet) of GhostFire/Valdangelo/Neo/Leico at Christmas. They are coming out to the rest of the seven and... Yah. It's a two shot (Maybe three) and for the first chapter I wrote like 7000 words! Holy samosas. Anywho... It's got fluff, it's got feels, and I like it (And I rate everything T)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Leo V., Nico A.]
The Cottage by the Sea by Bronwyn O'Reilly reviews
In a cottage by the sea there lives a man. For all intents and purposes, he has been missing for seventeen years. Then, he was found again. This is the story of what happens after. Canonical pairings, Jason/Nico friendship, massive sibling fluff, slow build.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,853 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Nico A., Jason G., Hazel L.
Three Turns by Elipsa reviews
"What we need," Dumbledore said slowly, "is more time." He looked at his watch, "three turns should do it, Miss Granger. Good luck." Only Lady Luck wasn't on time. Time went back, but not to when it should have. "Well, we came from the future, but apparently it wasn't two hours ago as we first thought and if that really is Remus Lupin, I'd wager we went back twenty years…" AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 152,701 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Marauders - Complete
Long Time No See by MLM24 reviews
Alex is living with the Pleasures and when he is at school an assembly is called and his class is told they are going to be attending a month of training with the Navy Seals and an SAS unit which just happens to be K-Unit. This is my first fanfic! Please give it a shot, and all feedback is welcome, as well as ideas on where yall think this story should lean.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Wolf, Eagle, Ben D./Fox, Alex R./Cub
Seven by SilverCarstairs reviews
From the moment seven year old Tessa Gray stepped into that playground and was hit by a ball thrown by THAT BOY, she'd never forget it. It was what founded hatred, friendship and love, but overall, many years of trust between him, her, and that silvery haired boy everyone called Jem. JEM, TESSA AND WILL GROWING UP. Quite simply. From hatred and curses to love and dying. Jessa Wessa
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Will H., Jem C.] Tessa G. - Complete
The Devil Amongst Demons by Keepitlocked reviews
Alex Rider is now nineteen and a fully fledged member of MI6. A name known all over the world, he is sought after by almost every intelligence agency for a mission, and wanted by the same amount of terrorist organisations for his death. Sent back to Brecon Beacons for some protection from said terrorists, how will the SAS handle such an unexpected surprise? June 6th; Hiatus.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,388 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Toy Soldier Boy Soldier by Apple in the Ocean reviews
It was a mess up of fate. It shouldn't have happened so early. Not yet. But Ian Rider simply died too early, leaving a five year old nephew alone in the world and in the clutches of MI6. A toy soldier in the hands of giants; playing tug-of-war with the bi
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
Somnium Visum by PsychoWing reviews
Another mission, another near-death experience. It all seems routine - until what should be a fatal wound changes things. With all the confusion, and the resulting coma, Alex can't help but feel like he's fallen down the rabbit hole. And he isn't sure he wants to climb back out.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Kidnapped with Enemies by anybodynobodysomebody reviews
Alex is kidnapped along with k-unit but they hate him. How will he cope with the pressure of torture and being excluded?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Snake, Wolf
Against the Rules by officialmer reviews
Nico grumbled and turned to face Leo, only he didn't have to. Leo had landed atop of Nico, and he could smell the Doritos like they were all he was able to smell.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Nico A., Leo V.
Eyes Tell (Mostly) All by Apple in the Ocean reviews
Hiding secrets has always been one of Alex's strengths. But this time, perhaps his secret is too big to hide. Cast into the glittery world of showbiz for a new mission, will it be too hard to hide his secret amongst the flashing lights and ever curious K-Unit? After all- it's not a secret easily hidden. They do say lies start with the eyes. (Not related to The Price of a Collar)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,409 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Snake, Wolf
History by SpellStorm reviews
In CoLS, Jace reads to Clary from a book that belonged to someone we all know and love. When Clary finds a tome in the Institute library, will she share what she finds inside?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Will H. - Complete
Shadow of the Day by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex has been adopted. No, seriously. And his new guardian is not Eagle, Wolf, Snake, or Ben. In fact, his new guardian has never had anything to do with MI6 or any other secretive agency. His guardian is NORMAL...this should be interesting...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
The Shadowhunters by kaitam reviews
Tessa was the new girl - who had to learn social ranks fast. At the bottom, there dwell the geeks and the nerds. The middle class men. The populars. And at the top... The Shadowhunters. Gideon Lightwood. Gabriel Lightwood. James Carstairs and... William Herondale. And Tessa absolutely detested them. What do you do when your worst enemy becomes interested in taunting you?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,099 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C., Sophie - Complete
When Pride Goeth by Crowlows19 reviews
Four soldiers are thrown into the secret world of teenagers when a secret threatens lives and a three year old mystery finds itself once again on the front page. Complete rewrite of Spartan Pride.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,761 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Secrets, Literacy and Sydney Carton by kaitam reviews
Tessa is "Lucie Manette" - a radio show host that is much loved by the population of London, but no one knows that she is. The secrets intertwined with her life always keeps things interesting - especially William Herondale and James Carstairs, two boys that Tessa loves. When someone starts threatening Tessa, what's going to happen? Her secrets? Her love? This is only the start.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,290 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C., Cecily H. - Complete
Houdini by HecateA reviews
The many great escapes of Leo Valdez from his own brand of chains and cages and handcuffs: foster homes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Leo V.
Invictus by Katarina99 reviews
Harry Potter has spent seven of his eight years in mind numbing boredom, so when a strange man appears out of no where, half blinds him with a tube that emits blue light and starts babbling about how he shouldn't exist, what else could Harry do? Can the universe survive The-Boy-Who-Lived and The Oncoming Storm working as a team?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
The Strength of Iron and Bronze by Mariico reviews
This love story, Tessa realized, was not about her at all. It was about two boys who lived for each other. Two parabatai. And if she did say so herself, it was a pretty incredible tale. Co-written with the ticking clock. **contains Clockwork Princess Spoilers**
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Magnus B., Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Together Again, At Last by Keerin reviews
**Takes place after the events of CP2.** I couldn't decide whether I was more happy or sad after the ending so I made my own after the epilogue. Will and Jem always promised they'd wait for each other before they passed on to the next life. When Tessa fell into their lives, they'd always hoped to wait for her too. In life after death, they could all be together again. They are.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
A Day in the Life by WelcometoDystopia reviews
A bunch of one-shots taken from the scrapbook that is Alex's memory. From first times, to last times, to 'Eagle's had too much Redbull' times, this story is a long chain memoirs from the start of Alex's interesting life, right to the very end.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Helen, John and Ian Rider Read It All by MsWolfProtector reviews
One night nine books show up on Helen, John and Ian Rider's house in the south of France which is where they have been hiding because of Scorpia and MI6. They now read about our favorite super spy.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Helen R., John R.
Harry Potter and the Phoenix ashes by Abbyngton reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., James P.
It's None Of Your Business by K-Unit reviews
When Alex is told him and K-Unit have to either watch tapes or read books about his life he is suddenly faced with a difficult decision. Books or tapes? Alex's life is suddenly turned upside down. Plz R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,050 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Taking Flight by ovolamp reviews
With Jack out of town, MI6 decides to send an old acquaintance to look after Alex for the weekend. Rated T for swearing and some mature themes.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
Starting Anew by Starry Bright Light reviews
Life's a journey of ups and downs for Alex. And living with the Pleasures just wasn't working out. He couldn't live with them trying to control his life. So, the choice was made—he had to get away. Of course, life couldn't be as simple as that... all it took was one simple change to turn life—as he knows it—upside down.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,394 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Be My Fool by InsignificantBlimp reviews
As usual, there's a group of kids visiting the camp - but what happens when they're sent there for protection? More importantly, what for and who from? KUnit, Alex, an old friend and a lot of OC. Please review if you read! (RARELY UPDATED)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,860 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Alex's Nine Lives by PsychoWing reviews
Alex hasn't been a spy for months now. He's happy and normal and finally fitting in again. Who would have thought that just going to the store for groceries would turn into such a problem? Well, it is Alex...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
Meeting the Marauders by PoppyPotter reviews
Or how Mr Evans was forced to spend Christmas with four raving lunatics, had his life turned upside down and was forced to make his precious daughter go on a date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Annabeth at Goode by amba01 reviews
PERCABETH - Annabeth surprises Percy by going to Goode High School. No slutty girls or Jock boys trying to split the couple apart, just regular high school with our favourite demigods!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 216 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Juggernaut Factor by dorcasdeadowes reviews
"There's something you have to realise about a boy who buys you sweets that taste like torture, fights a branch duel for your honour, or lets you dribble on his jumper: a boy like that should never be ignored."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The TomandKunit Chronicles by Sydd reviews
Tom's being targeted by terrorist organisations, so he's being temporarily looked after by someone who can protect him until the threats are eradicated. After Snakehead. As the title says, includes K-unit. I don't own the series. I'm just a crazy fan. On Temporary Hiatus.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Eagle, Tom H.
PJO and HoO Read the Lightning Thief by Erudite19 reviews
The characters of PJO and HoO are sent back in time to the winter after Thalia was turned into a tree to read about the future with the gods. Characters are sent back in time after the Son of Neptune. I don't own PJO or HoO. Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,062 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Confusion and Solutions by tragoediae-scriptor reviews
Jack has a problem, and Alex has the solution. And somehow, Ben get's caught up in the middle of it all. Jack/Ben & Ben/Alex Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
City of instant messages by thepantsaredead reviews
Just everyone on instant messenger. Oh the drama!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Parodies of PJO by zynaofthenight reviews
Mary-Sues, OOCness, and an author who just feels like poking fun at random characters. A collection of parodies, each written in a different style. Enjoy. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,906 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Attempt by amitai reviews
Aged 16, things have gone very badly for Alex Rider. And, the way he sees it, there's only one way to set things right. NOT a death-fic... but it was a close run thing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,876 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muddled Tears by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
Diff Version of EC/Post-Crocodile Tears. Alex finds himself sunk in a poison that reverts him physically to the age of 5. With Ben Daniels as his guardian, Alex is about to learn what it's like to be a utterly helpless and a child. Features K-Unit too.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,668 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Flower and Prongs by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily Evans has become the new Hogwarts Head Girl, but her partner in action, the Head Boy, is her long hated enemy, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,940 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Whirlwind by randomfluff reviews
A chance encounter with a mysterious girl makes Wolf's December just that bit more special. Now he'll just have to find out exactly who she was and why she knew him. Surely he won't regret it later, surely? Silly and a bit slashy. No OCs. Twoshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
From Better To Worse by marisje reviews
Alex is sent back to the SAS for more training.After a few unexpected events Alex will get it difficult,emotionally and physical...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Heart's Desire by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
What did Albus Dumbledore truly see when he looked into the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
First Imprint: Sam's Story by IamKate reviews
Sam Uley was just an average guy until one event changes him forever. Sam is suddenly thrust into a world he never knew existed. Now he must learn to embrace his new life...no matter who gets hurt. Sam's POV from New Moon through Breaking Dawn. CANON
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Sam, Emily - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 10,744 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy by amitai reviews
SLASH. Set after Point Blanc. Starting any relationship is always awkward, and for Alex, who has to hide so much of himself from people, it's doubly difficult. It's easy to see why someone who knows about him is so attractive... ON TEMPORARY HIATUS
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Alex R./Cub, J. Sprintz
Dear Harry by Hollow Nightmare reviews
HD slash AU After the events of HPB, Harry begins receiving curious letters from Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
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I am Cecily Herondale reviews
What if an ordinary mundane went back in time and merged with Cecily Herondale? Cecily is still there in her mind, but she has control. CP2 spoilers. Set from the end of CP to the end of CP2.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Cecily H.
Lucian? reviews
This is Luke's POV when he comes to New York and finds Jocelyn. Hope I have the rating right as this is my first fanfic! One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Jocelyn F., Luke G. - Complete
The uprising reviews
This is the story of the uprising from Luke's POV. I hope it will be good! More interesting than it sounds. Rated T for safety later on. ON HIATUS.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Jocelyn F., Luke G., Valentine M.