I'm a little ADD and a little crazy...wait, those kinda go hand in hand! Ummmmmmm, yeah...mom, wife, owner of a prissy Boston Terrier and a Scotty who thinks he's a human Scotsman. My sister hounded me until I jumped on the FF.net bandwagon so she wouldn't be the only one obsessed w/ crazy, naughty, and funny fic.

Things I love: My husband (my WonWholyWoody), Twilight, Emmett, Politics, family, driving my sister nuts, books...all kinds, my BMW (that's right, I said BMW), my gorgeous son, my 3 beautiful nieces, and my brother in laws kick ass cooking!

Things I hate: "People who aren't tolerant of other peoples cultures and the Dutch!" Nigel Powers in Goldmember, my Boston's breath, bad drivers, and haters...oh dang!

Things you probably don't need to know about me but I'm gonna tell you anyway: I'm a 34 y/o Kansas native living in Colorado...love it, married to a man 13 yrs my senior but I'm an old soul so were on even footing, the only person who knows how to get me off the phone w/out pissing me off is my sister (she's good), I have night blindness & no depth perception and NO ONE should let me drive at night...but they do, he, he, he, I'm a very loving aunt, sister, wife, and mother, and I am my sisters muse and helpful idea chic for her books (I'll update her progress on here and know you will all want to read the books because they're awsome!).

That's it, that's all...for now.