Victoria Elizabeth Simons
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Joined 12-26-11, id: 3565195, Profile Updated: 07-19-13

About me:

Gender: Female

Astrological Sign: Virgo

Location: United States

Links: Audio Clip

Interests: Music and Books

Favorite Movies: Tangled and any of The Harry Potter

Favorite Music: Country! Taylor Swift and Janette McCurdy

Favorite Books: Mortal Instruments and Hunger Games

Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?

Peace, Love, The Mortal Instruments

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture. X
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. X
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. X
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.X
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun. X
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night X

Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. X
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. X
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. X
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 9

A white man said "Colored people are not allowed
here.".
The black man turned around and stood up. He said
" When I was born I was BLACK.
When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I am sick I'm BLACK.
When I'm in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you were born you were PINK.
When you grew up you were WHITE.
When you're sick you're GREEN.
When you're in the sun you're RED.
When you're cold you're BLUE.
When you die you'll be PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call ME colored."
The black man sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a scar on my right thumb from cutting it on a pipe clamp.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Signed Mortal Instruments poster, limited edition letter from City of Glass, and a bunch of misc. pics that I printed off the internet.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, no, and no.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Country, some pop, MOSTLY Taylor Swift!

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No idea

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Get the attention of this one guy on my track team.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My friends from my old school

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S) My books, music, and did I mention my books?

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5' 2"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My Ex-Boyfriend

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Um...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Blond hair and golden eyes

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? No idea

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ramen noodles.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? No idea.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Old Navy or Areo.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, two labs, a guinea pig, and four goldfish.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Stated above

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? TXT MSG

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Blondes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People messing with my books.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No...

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Country music

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Ya, author Cassandra Clare.

37. FIRST JOB? None

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Once

39. DO YOU SWEAR? Sometimes

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading fanfic.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My 'Pretty eyes'.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Money for the bookstore.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I want to adopt two.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, my 1st name, Sarah, for my mom's grandmother, and my 2nd name, Jennifer, for my dad's grandmother.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? IDK, it smells like strawberry's.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's horrible.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAT? IDK.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Swearing.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Green Day

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes...

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Swearing.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? The library.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Sadly, yes.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? All. The. Time.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac n Cheese.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Makes me laugh, easy to talk to, and shares a few interests with me.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Jenna, Rue (From the hunger games), pretty eyes (at track), and thats all.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Taylor Swift.

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? House of Anubis, Victorious, iCarly, Bones, and Psych.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Mint Chocolate Chip

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I work out everyday cuz I run track.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There is a 64...

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? IDK

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Noooo

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Country music.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My cousin who lives in North Carolina.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? If they are cute or not.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Anything Taylor Swift.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Um...

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Vergo.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Truly it's brown. Right now it's brown on top, black underneath, with two blonde spots.

86. EYE COLOR? Blue

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? IDK

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Bones

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? September 2

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Guitar and Flute

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Which one supports gay and lez rights? CUZ IAM THAT ONE! I LOVE U MALEC!

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, I'm not a whore...

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Shorts for track.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I just started the Vampire Academy.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I just went through a two day breakup and I'm now crushing on my BGF.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

-If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

-My imaginary friend, named Lucienda Pedophileran, thinks that you have serious problems.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "Let's do it again!"

-A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

-If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.( Or th one with cookies...man these are good!)

-if anyone here is telekinetic, raise my hand

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (MWAHAHAHA!)

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.. But my pap is my dentist!

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Unstable by x-hollowedoutheart-x reviews
Clare Edwards; 16 years old. Diagnosis? Depression, suicidal tendencies, schitzophrenia. Clare's mother realizes how sick her daughter really is and finally checks her into an institution. For Clare, she considers it to be her worst nightmare, in the flesh. She was so wrong.. Eli / Clare [AU OOC] {WARNING: Violence, Profanity, Self-harm, Sex, Drugs, Death, etc.}
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Clare E., Eli G.] [Adam T., Becky B.]
Tangled Headcanons by featherkitten reviews
Short one-shots based on my Tangled headcanons. Headcanon 1#: Eugene's narration was him telling the story of how he met Rapunzel to their kids.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
City of PSYCH by magnus.the.magnificant reviews
Magnus and Alec team up with Santa Barbara's own Psychic Detectives Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. There's been a strange murder, and Shawn is the only one in Santa Barbara who can see the unseen besides Magnus and Alec of course .
Crossover - Psych & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011
What are they talking about? by OwlGiraffasaur reviews
What happens when Vampire acadamy's Rose decides to pick a fight with The Mortal Instument's Jace? My first fanfic, please be nice! Sorry, discontinued!
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jace W., Rose H.
Love in a Hellhole by GreekGoddess00 reviews
Nina Martin & Fabian Rutter meet in biology class in highschool. Fast forward to the future. They both love each other &won't admit it. Mix in the two having to face college with two major threats that could end their friendship for good. Bad news alright
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R.
A Portal to the Past by CupcakeUnicorn reviews
What happens when everyone's favorite ginger and glittery warlock decide to make a portal? And not just anywhere but to the London Istitute, 1878. What happens when the MI and ID gangs meet? What dangers await the shadowhunters as they cross paths?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012
Shatterd life by embleu44 reviews
Nora isn't really who she claimes to be,what if she was an ex-shadow hunter running from her past. Takes place in chap3 when Patch leaves... caution spoilers for Crescendo
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Clary F., Nora G.
Between the Two by Tarlyn reviews
...in which we tell what would have happened if those two werewolves actually tried to find out who would win: Magnus Bane or Dumbledore. I've been bored.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Albus D., Magnus B.
After The Kiss by Teenlies13 reviews
Fabian and Nina kissed! But what happened after everyone jumped them, are they back together now? Short Story.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete
One thing or Another by Kamon24121 reviews
Jade goes over to Beck's and long story short she finds out she's pregnant.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Beck O., Jade W.
Up in the Attic by dutchess-of-stars reviews
Fabian and Nina are up in the attic. These two are up to some mischief. Eventually one thing leads to another and these two have more than a few secrets to keep now. AU Fabina Peddie Mickra Amfie and Jerome/Joy
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M.
Curses by MexicanSnepai reviews
what if Grace, Tessa, Clary, and Bella disappear?SAll the characters from their series are looking for them. they all end up in a club in toronto, after followin a strange scent. what will they find there? what will happen? Its not all that epic. really.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Wolves of Mercy Falls Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012
For the First Time by operaghost517 reviews
Nora knows she loves Patch, but she's still unsure if she is ready to take things further with Patch. Patch and Nora fluff as Nora contemplates how soon is too soon.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Nora G., Patch/Jev
Snowball Fight! by Queen of Air and Darkness reviews
A kinda what if from Iron Queen times. The title is pretty self explanatory. And yes, there is fluff, for all you Team Ashers/fluff lovers. Reviews are appreciated! Rated T for fluff. This has been edited, I changed the ending a bit.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Ash, Meghan - Complete
Finally by XxTuti17xX reviews
Ben and Tory! Read to find out, cause I'm not giving away any surprises! P T for saying Damn
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Beach Date by XxTuti17xX reviews
Tory and Ben on a beach date. First fanfic for Virals. I've never read the books but my friend got me into it
Virals - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 8,328 - Follows: 4,504 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After Everything by leftonjellicoe reviews
What happens when Ben starts to realise that his feeling's towards Tory have changed. This is after the events of the first book. Written from Ben's point of view. Rated T as a precaution.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011
City of Vampires by SkyBlue35 reviews
Alec and Magnus' lives take them on many different paths: meeting new people, and finding new things about themselves.
Crossover - Wicked Lovely & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Alec L.