Hello xx HollsBellatrixJaneLestrange, Agent of Chaos! I live in Englad, sunny Durham! I'm 14 years young, in love with classic Rock and love reading Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Doctor Who (Rose and the Doctor especially) and Joker fanfics!! Please Read and Reveiw if you can! Thanks for veiwing my profile!

Tim Burton, Helena Bonham-Carter, and Johnny Depp are my role models!!!

I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you Stranger!!!

I am literally in love with Harry Potter, Lord of the rings, Marvel and DC comics...especially Thor and Batman...preferably the Joker

We're all mad here

One persons madness, is another persons reality

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a while.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with reading, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Soccerislife14, Dreaded Fate, Beater1223, Dazzled_Midnight_Melody, sunshinedasies, HollsBellatrixJaneLestrange"

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.

Favourite Ships:

The Joker/Harley Quinn

The Joker/Me!!

TheDoctor/Me

TheDoctor/RoseT

Hermione/Draco

Hermione/Ron

Draco/ME!

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Luna

Fred/ME!

George/Angelina

Tom Riddle/ TO BE A LONER!!! (You brought it on yourself!!)

Lucius/Bellatrix

Lucius/Narcissa

Remus/Tonks

Sirius/Tonks

Lily/Severus

Lily/James

Lily/Sirius?

Tonks/Bill

Bill/Fleur

Rose/Scorpius

Lily L/Scorpius

James S/Rose

Albus S/ Rose

Draco/Astoria

Luna/Neville

Luna/Rolf

Luna/Draco?

Lorcan or Lysander/ either Rose or Lily L

Arwin/Aragorn

Eyown/Faramir

Leogolas/Eyowin

Haladir/Arwin

Legolas/Arwin

Pippen/Me

Katniss/Peeta

Gale/Madge

Katniss/Gale

Annie/Finnick (obviously

Wiress/Beetee

Haymitch/Mrs Everdeen

Haymitch/Effie

Gale/Me

Alice/Tarrent

DevelopingObbsessionsForHarryPotterAndDoctorWhoAndAlwaysTheJokerLately!

FavouriteDoctorWhosAreWithDavidTennentAndBilliePiper!

May the odds be ever in your favour Effie Triket

Let the 74th annual Hunger Games Begin President Snow

It does no good to dwell on dreamsAlbus

Do not pity the dead, pity the living, and especially those who live without love

If we die for them Harry, I'm going to kill you! Ron Weasley

Only I can live forever Voldermort/ Tom Riddle/ Dark Lord(you get the idea

I'll join you when Hell freezes over Neville Longbottom

I killed Sirius Black Bellatrix Lestrange

For Frodo Aragorn

I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you! Samwise Gamgee

Theres no need to fear, Underdog is here Underdog (ShoeShine)

Tale as old as time... Mrs Potts

The boy with the bread Katniss Everdeen

Katniss Everdeen the girl on fire Cinna, Ceaser Flickerman

How about dying side by side with a friend? Legolas

I'm going slightly mad Freddie Mercury

With Great Power comes great responsibility...

We Stop looking for the monsters under the bed when we relise they're inside of Us!

Why So Serious?

You wanna know how I got these scars?

Madness, as you know is like Gravity, all it takes is a little push!

I am an agent of Chaos!!!!