This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.

Sequel to I'll Be Better When I'm Older... Draco has returned from the future with a BIG secret and an even BIGGER problem. He's in love with Hermione. How do you get someone who won't speak to you to fall in love with you?

One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.

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a collection of my favorite movie lines. story of what happens when Bella makes her own list for a perfect man after watching Practical Magic.See if you can guess what movies lies are used in each chapter. Lots of fluff, little drama AH B/E

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free

*NewCon 2009 fanfic contest winner* Author Isabella Cullen likes to write about the unattainable, a vampire romance. After years of being alone, can a handsome human man show her that truth is better than fiction? AU, OOC, B&E

Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.

Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.

All Human B/E-After becoming victim to a horrible college initiation ritual, Bella drops out of school to deal with the consequences of that night. How will she react when she learns the one she loved had been keeping a very dark secret from her?

"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.

They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"

When a bust goes wrong, FBI Agent Edward Cullen is faced with a terrible choice. No one knows of his secret affair with comatose victim Bella Swan, nor that the child she carries is his. How can he do the right thing when he doesn't know what that is?

BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart

Bella Swan moves into a new apartment determined to rejuvenate her life. However, an overprotective and very dead mother wants to talk about Bella's neighbor who just happens to be her son. Can one spirit unite two lonely hearts? AH E/B

I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M

Bella's five year old son makes a Christmas wish she'd never expected, and sets her entire world spinning. Written for the Fandom for Preemies compilation. AH.

"Of all the people I could have had sex with. You! We had sex?" Will shrugged again, rubbing his eyes sleepily and flattening out his dark, curly bed-head. "I find your reaction mildly offensive." Liz and Will make a drunken, Mardi Gras mistake.

After a tragic accident 5 yrs ago, she never thought she'd see him again-let alone be loved by him, inked by him... Rated M for Language & Lemons Tattward/AH/canon pairings

Bella believes in the simple things. She works hard, lives alone, does her best to get by. What happens when she meets the stunning Edward Cullen-while trapped in an elevator? Its Hollywood meets hometown. What can they teach each other about love?AH

Rookie journalist for Rolling Stone Magazine- snarky Isabella Swan is sent on assignment to interview Hollywood's most sought-after guitarist and rumored man-whore, Edward Masen. Sparks will fly... Enjoy the show! Rated M for Lang./Lemons

Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH

See what happens when cocky baseball coach Edward Masen goes head to head with quiet,shy librarian Isabella Swan over a budget grant. Will sparks fly or will they strike out?

Interoffice Secret Santa Exchange...a time to share the holiday spirit with your co-workers. For Bella, it's an opportunity to make Edward wake up and realize what he has right in front of him. E/B Rated M for language and eventual lemons.

Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer

History Professor Edward has been pining away for his sweet, smart, beautiful student. When she lets her inner vixen out to play, will he be able to resist?

"You know, they say love is blind. Well I say sometimes those loved are blind." Two best friends, so many missed opportunities, but will one holiday bring them together again? One-shot for Christmas. ExB AH

COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.

Bella is having an awful time trying to get home for New Years. However, all that is about to change as she garners attention from a fellow passenger who is about to change the course of her plans in more ways than one. A completed two-shot, for the holidays.

My entry for the 'Fun With Your Clothes On' one-shot contest. Bella is sick of being one of the boys. Alice and Rosalie give her a makeover to help her seduce Edward Cullen. Will it work?

Bella is a Doctor. Edward is a Police Officer. Charlie tries to play matchmaker between the two, but Bella is tired of Charlie always setting her up with his idiot co-workers. Bella is putting her foot down and not giving in to her dad. Esme though...

Edward Cullen was just moving through life stagnant and generally uninspired.This all changes when he literally runs into the unassuming beauty,Bella Swan,one night in an alleyway.She teaches him about love.Written for the Twilight Big Bang Challenge.

Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.

Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.

AH/AU Bella is 17 with a 3 year old daughter Bianca. Instant attraction between Edward and Bella but how will he react when he finds about Bianca? Lots of Love, friendship, and young motherhood. All Cannon pairs. Lemons. Fluff/humor/little bit of drama

Can Bella's education as an RN prepare her for the struggle she will face caring for a wounded, traumatized vet? Or, better yet, will the war prepare Edward for the internal struggle he will battle with his pretty new nurse?

Isabella Swan was uprooted from her home in Florida to a new life in the Wild West. She thinks that Texas has nothing to offer her. Well, that's until she meets a handsome Texas Ranger. Age of Edward 2010 entry. Texas Rangerward, 1873

I don't know if you even know what beautiful really means, so I'll tell you.

Bella is a single, business-oriented woman who realizes that the one thing she is missing in life is a child. When she decides to take matters into her own hands, however, things might go down a different path.

When Bella Swan finds herself seemingly drowning in life, one man will step up and pull her safely to shore. After a couple years of indecision, she finally brings herself to give her hero exactly what he wants.

Edward has a lot of growing up to do and Bella isn't sure he can ever be trustworthy. He learns sometimes life just has to hurt as he struggles to get everything he wants in life. All Human

Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in tinsel town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.

I laugh at the pure bliss I am feeling right now, and I laugh because I can't quite believe I have this amazing man in my life and that he is mine. Mine. AH. ExB. Rated M for reason.

Bored in class one day Edward agrees to a bet with Emmett and Jasper that he must bed any girl of their choosing. The target? Bella. Will this be the "cake-walk" Edward professes or will he learn the lesson of his life?

Complete. Bella gains the custody of her 1 year old sister and quickly learns that parenthood isn't all it's cracked up to be. When she meets Edward, she learns that parenting is doable singlehandedly, though it's easier with another pair of hands AH OOC

Can a mistaken email really change someones life? Bella is just about to find out! Welcome to the crazy world of Authorella and Inkward aka Bookworm and her Green eyed devil! AH - Cannon for the most part.

Bella reluctantly agrees to go scuba diving during Spring Break to visit Alice and Emmett's brother, Edward, in Maui. She's worried about diving, but excited to see Edward again. Will she be glad she took the risk?

Bella a college graduate returns to live with her father. She meets an anxiety ridden Edward. When she tries to help him she learns maybe he's the one really teaching her how to live. AH, AU

Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!

Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!

Bella goes clubbing every Saturday night to forget about her hot, but mean boss, the CEO of Cullen Advertising, Edward Cullen. What happens when she drunk dials her boss and what does Edward really think of Bella? Dirty Edward AU/AH Two-Shot

O/S - Despite her fear of heights, Bella books a flight to Chicago to complete a book deal with a demanding author. But fear of flying isn't Bella's only problem. LOVE IS IN THE AIR CONTEST WINNER. 1st place public vote / 2nd place judge's vote

Bella discovers a giggle-worthy secret about her painter, but what he shows her about life changes her forever. Sometimes, you find love in the most unexpected places and people.

Edward was the one great "what-if" of Bella's life. Eight years after he left her without a word, a crisis brings them face to face in an unexpected time and place. A novella written for Fandom for Preemies-2010. AU/AH. My first all-human story.

Who has a mid-life crisis at 20? Bella Swan, that's who. She thought Edward was collateral damage, but has all been lost? Who is living with her mother and why? Mostly canon, some OOC, B/E, rated M for language and later lemons.

Bella & Edward have been friends since their childhood, but they can't seem to take their relationship further; every February 14th, Bella's heart is broken with disappointment. Another year, another pink envelope, but just how many more can Bella take?

Edward Cullen just got back from many rigorous tours of duty in the army. He comes home and sees Bella-the love he left behind. The sparks are still there, but it's not as simple as that, and not everything is as it seems. One-shot.

Edward has avoided Bella—and her annoying crush—for three years. This year, an encounter under the mistletoe at the Chief's Christmas Eve party changes everything, in ways neither of them expected. Under the Mistletoe contest continuation, NOW COMPLETE

As they go off to college, step siblings Bella and Edward are best friends, but as their life changes at school, so does the dynamics of thier relationship.Will their family survive as Bella realizes she has more than brotherly love for her other brother?

This is what happens when two really close friends, roommates, and needy people decide to make a 'friends with benefits' arrangement. This is what happens when words are said without thinking. This is what happens when you think you know someone. AH E/B

COMPLETE. 1st Place, O/s Fic A Pic Contest. He's a musician without a song. He spends his nights alone, staring down at the city below. An unexpected guest arrives. She's new, unpredictable, and brash. In other words, she's exactly what he needs. AH.

Finally graduating with her Ph.D., Bella needed to shed her dull sneaker and flats image. She wanted heels. Roberto Cavalli heels. Would they be enough for even her friend Edward to notice? One-shot written for the PostSecret Prompt Contest. AH

AH "How the f**k did I end up naked in bed with Edward?" After a night of drinking, Bella wakes up finding herself in a compromising position. Rated M for language and lemons.

Edward has always had 3 best friends: Bella, Emmett, and Jasper Swan. Growing up they were inseparable until divorce ripped them apart. Now all they have is summertime each year. Coming of Age story between E/B. Longer summary inside **PickAPicChallenge**

*2nd place judges choice winner in PickAPicChallenge* All Bella wants is someone to love her. She wishes on a shooting star and the star has one week to grant her the wish. But what if Bella doesn't want the wish anymore and would rather have the star?

Entry for Pick a Pic. College freshman and English major, Bella Swan has been best friends with Alice Cullen since diapers. Bella has been in love with Alice's brother Edward for years, but he's always thought of her as a kid sister. AH, canon couples.

When single Mom, Bella, took her children to Colorado for their visitation with their father, she never dreamed she would find something unexpected in a winter storm. Can Edward heal Bella's wounds and restore her faith in men, love, and herself?

Bella is British musician Edward's biggest fan. So when he stumbles across the cafe she owns – the one that is named after one of his songs and is virtually a shrine to his very existence – sparks are sure to fly. Just a random, fluffy two-shot!

Entry for The Cherry Exchange 2010 contest.For as long as she can remember, Bella has secretly been in love with her best friend,Edward. Convinced that he would never return her feelings, she kept quiet, but as the saying goes, you can never say never.

With her hands in his hair and his hands on her hips and the whole school watching, Edward Cullen finally, after years and years of being ignorant, knew he was in love with Bella Swan. A Christmas fic about how Edward and Bella came to be. AH

Bella plans to visit her best friend for the holidays when she is stranded in a blizzard, fearing death only to be saved by an angel. Will he take her to heaven or hell? Entry for Baby It's Cold Outside O/S Contest

Edward treats his life-long best friend, Bella, to a luxurious trip to Las Vegas for her 25th birthday. However, when Edward mentions their childhood pact, things go awry. Here's hoping what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. ;oP

Vampire Edward meets human Bella when she is being attacked in a dark alley. Things get ugly and Edward is forced to take her to his house to save her.Not all great love stories start once upon a time and far far away; Some begin down dark alleys.A/U ExB

Three best friends have done everything together for 18 years. When it's time for college, one is just not interested in leaving Forks. When the other two go to Seattle will love bloom or will a friendship die forever? Rated M for lemons & Language

They've been friends since the day he thought her to be an angel. Years later, he returns to where his heart always laid,in the hands of the local cherry farmer's daughter,Bella. Still as beautiful as she was at nine,he hopes to win her heart again.

Bella goes home for Christmas to find a homeless man in her bed. ENTRY for the Baby It's Cold Outside O/S Contest

"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J

If you didn't have a blast in high school, then going to a 10-year reunion might be your worst nightmare. Unless... there's a chance you'll see Edward Cullen again. A birthday present for nicnicd. B/E

For the Love of OJward entry. Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/B

Edward Cullen was always a little on the nerdy side in high school. Bella Swan was always a little too hardcore. Geekward FGB oneshot for kezcullen. Rated M for lang

How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB

Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH

Bella must decide between the comfortable small town life she's always known, or the man who rode away with her heart two years ago. Written for Fandom Gives Back, antiaol & ciaobella27. Rated M. AU/AH.

More than 2 million career and volunteer firefighters serve in more than 50,000 departments throughout the United States – This is just one stations story. Slightly OOC, AU, AH, canon pairings, rated M for a reason...full summary inside...

Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...

High School sweethearts Bella and Emmett are married and content. Emmett's brother Edward comes to visit. He's not the misfit Bella remembers from High School. Entry written for "Forbidden Love Affair" A Contest of Hidden Desires AH / BxE Mature Complete

She was his, and when he left, he took more than himself away from her. She never moved on, and lived a quiet anonymity; until one afternoon she turned on the radio, and heard her very own love song. FGB auction win. AHAU E&B

Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.

What do you do when you've literally told the entire world that you're in love with someone... and then you meet her? You convince her to love you back! *Lemons* AU/OOC/AH

A/H One-Shot: Bella & Edward have been together for almost 2years. One night in a heated argument he leaves. On a path to self destruction Edwards begins to hear Bella's voice. What does he discover when her voice compels him to returns 5 months later?

Bella's home from college for the summer. Her step brother Seth and his friends hang out at their house. Bella is reluctant to take part in their high school antics, but discover it's not so bad especially with Edward Cullen around.

Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.

Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem

Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples

Edward is the star quarterback. Bella is the coach's daughter. Falling in love is always bittersweet, but what happens after a tragedy tears them apart and then fate throws them together years later?

Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.

The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU

Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.

Bella needs a roommate to share a pair of bunk beds with; Edward needs a place to stay. Will they turn into something more than caring voices in the dark? AU AH, a fluffy two-part one shot dedicated to Pipappear.

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

Edward gets a tattoo that symbolizes his feelings for Bella. How will she respond, after their long history together? AH for the Tattward and Inkella contest.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09

Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.

Bella's in love with her boss, Emmett, but he's engaged to her cousin. What happens when she starts spending time with his brother, Edward instead? 27 Dresses/Twilight crossover. M for mature. Lemons. Written for the SMC Contest.

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!