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Joined 05-29-18, id: 10807667, Profile Updated: 04-03-19
Author has written 5 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Death Note, Harry Potter, and Hobbit.

And so beauty said to beast, "You really dont understand, do you?" as you see, Beauty wasn't the captive amongst the two.
He might keep her chained to his side for the rest of the eternity, but it was she, who had truly captured him - the Beast.
And so, the reality was once again tinted with roses and blood, For you see - Beauty was truly the beast and Beast was her beauty.


And Life's short but Im tall, so hey, what's up?

Stick around for books or company - I promise, Im a good listener, or in this case reader - or reviews. Just a gal who loves plot twists, Machiavellian theories and a good book, kinda the regular Gal' here.

I love playing critic, so come at me stranger! I promise to keep it professional.
Totally hit me up if your on quotev or wattpad. (SnazzyMeatball)


And neither did Beast realize, as he lay bleeding in the arms of his captor, "And now that you understand, its too late, my fair lover..."
And indeed, it had been too late.

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Oggetto by GeniusofFun reviews
Her parents suggested a pet dog. Instead, she ended up with a Death God and a seventeen-year-old mass murderer. Same difference. Light/OC (but not really).
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Light Y., L, Ryuk, OC
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 879,384 - Reviews: 6844 - Favs: 6,813 - Follows: 7,217 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Bastille by GeniusofFun reviews
She blames the people who named her Beyond Birthday (and the voices in her head). Death does not cure crazy, it makes it worst. fem!BB-SI
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/16/2017 - Light Y., L, BB, OC
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,591 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 8,368 - Follows: 9,393 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Immolation by QueerAlien reviews
Kiyomi was a weird kid, she could never connect with other people. Maybe it was because at night she dreamed of burning, or that she knew that in another life, she was used and manipulated. This time, she won't let that happen. She wont be another pawn in Kira's game. The queen will conquer. OC as Kiyomi Takada.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,375 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/28/2018 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Takada K., OC
Third Time's the Charm by Stunning Sunset reviews
This time, she would make sure things went well. She had sacrificed too much to just give up. With Naruto at her side, she could do anything...But once more, she attracted the attention of a man, and he just wouldn't leave her alone...And then time unravels around her...Sequel to The Blind and the Unseeing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,865 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Obito U., Madara U.
Laterality by peccolia reviews
"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete. [Sequel posted on AO3]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 504,052 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Minato N., Kushina U., OC - Complete
Against My Nature by Araceil reviews
Newt/Harry, Timetravel Shenanigans, Canon Divergent. His plan was to avoid changing the timeline. He knew he wouldn't be able to resist if the opportunity presented itself. So he fled to Africa, where opportunity found him instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,658 - Reviews: 4348 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 7,608 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Harry P., Newt S.] Gellert G., Porpentina S.
The Wandering Woman by Fallen's child reviews
She lived a full life and died a peaceful death only to be reborn in a world she once considered fiction. Akiko chooses not to interfere with what she remembers of the plot and embrace the traditions of the women of her family and wander the lands. This plan ends in tatters when she meets one Kakashi Hatake, whom no matter how she tries to avoid, keeps showing up. SI/OC slow burn!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,828 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15655 - Favs: 10,879 - Follows: 9,425 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Two Rivers: Beginnings by Nispedana reviews
[Completed] Fem! Gon. The story retold. But this time? With Romance. And a few more changes.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 151,538 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 12/14/2011 - [Gon F., Killua Z.] Kurapika K. - Complete
Apathy by Tsume Yuki reviews
There's a girl with the powers of a god, but lacking the drive. Then there's a boy with all the motivation in the world, and a small notebook to take it on with. AKA, when Hariel Potter met Light Yagami. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,201 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Light Y.] L, Ryuk
The Path Home by GaleSynch reviews
"Even the most ignorant of children will grow up the right way once they learn of pain." An irreverent orphan girl reborn as Fugaku and Mikoto's youngest, least talented but most troublesome son, with the inability to get a taste of what will make growing up right—pain. AU, SI/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,206 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y., Pain/Pein, OC
Liberate Me by Tirith works reviews
Time-travel, sort of. DH AU. MoD!Harry. MaybeSlash. / Harry is (re)born in 1909. His goal: prevent the rise of Voldemort and save the world. As for Grindelwald? Well, the chap just happens to own something Harry really wants. It's a shame Dark Lords are such possessive bastards. ::ARTWORK link on profile::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,798 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Gellert G., Harry P.] Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
How to Make a Believer Believe by Marshmellowtime reviews
"I don't believe in fairy tales." "But...You can see me." "Yeah." "But you can only see me if you believe in me, so that means you do believe!" "I don't believe in fairy tales. Nor do I believe in snowy haired boys who float and bother girls walking home." "Sheesh, is there anything you do believe in?" "I believe that you don't exist. Does that count?" Jack/Oc TEMP HIATUS
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,596 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, OC
We Would Be Gods by Payne's Gray reviews
Murder is a spectator sport. Harry gets a front row seat. Shinigami!Harry Unbeta-d
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Harry P., Light Y.
Two Saviours and a Maniac by PhoenixPhlame reviews
4yrs as Head of the Auror Department, and overworked. Unfortunately for Harry, when Kira shows up in Japan, he finds himself unanimously chosen to infiltrate the NPA! Bring on the detective L, who soon starts digging deeper to discover Harry's secrets!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,308 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., L
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
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The Anti-Hero reviews
Her determination to survive in a different world, coupled with desperation and self-preservation, had her want nothing to do with the plot – she wasn't a brave Hero, and she definitely didn't want to be one. Then came the Wizard, his Dwarves and the Hobbit. (Realistic 'IN THE HOBBIT' challenge.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., OC
Chameleon Witching reviews
Apparently fighting with dark lords, meddling with time, and saving the day - while making toxic relationships left and right seemed to be the trend in Harriet Potter's life. A trend which didn't seem to go out of style – even if she was Sixty years back in the past. Fem!TimeTravel!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/11 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Machiavellian Martyr reviews
Being reborn in the body of Harry Potter, female or not, wasn't her ideal plan for afterlife. Magic, on the other hand was something a Machiavellian megalomaniac like herself could appreciate. Wizarding world better watch out, because whether her plan or not - Harriet James Potter doesn't lose, and fuck anyone who say's otherwise. Semi-SI!Reborn!OC!Fem!Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/17 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
Dine and Dash reviews
Punching a Shinigami in the face, Noah comes to know, was the best way to attract attention of megalomaniac mass murderers and their personal sugar obsessed detectives. At least the Shinigami was her friend. (Kidnappings, and death notes and obsessive creeps who don't understand the word 'No'). [LightXOC/LXOC]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/3
Organic Cigarettes reviews
Tendrils of smoke wafted in the air, surrounding the seemingly empty space in front of me. They enclosed around my hidden observer - the figure of the boy who is my brother's supposedly Imaginary friend – frosty fingers nipping my nose, as the world image changes right in front of my eyes in the form of silvery, icy blue eyes. (Jack Frost x OC)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29
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