Fill in #s 1-12 with some names people from your favorite characters and answer the questions. You can mix shows or not. Your choice.

1. Harry Potter 2. Hermione Granger 3. Kendall Knight 4. Luke Skywalker 5. Bailey Pickett 6. Selena Gomez 7. Taylor Swift 8. Katniss Everdeen 9. Luna Lovegood 10. Jo Taylor 11. Princess Leia 12. Maya Bennett

Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Selena and Leia)

No and I probably never will. :)

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Luke)

Um.. Maybe?

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? (Kendall and Luke)

They're guys so...

Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Luna)

Yeah, a bunch

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? (Hermione and Leia)

Um Maybe?

Five/Eight or Five/Ten? (Bailey/Katniss or Bailey/Jo)

Um probably Bailey/Jo, but they would be friends.

One walked in on Five and Six having sex?(Harry and Bailey/Selena)

I don't even know...

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic(Kendall/Jo)

(Holy Crap) What happens when your girlfriend leaves you for a movie?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?(Harry/Katniss)

Yes, I've seen stuff like that.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic(Taylor/Maya)

Heartbreak All Around(Because Taylor gets her heart broken a lot and Maya... nevermind.)

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Luke and Harry)

Luke uses the Polyjuice Potion from Hermione to turn into Ginny and...

What might Three scream at a moment of great passion?(Kendall)

Um "Unbelieveable!" I think

If you wrote a song'fic about Eight, what song would you choose?(Katniss)

Gosh, there's so many.. I would to go with... Better than Revenge by Taylor Swift because she wants revenge on Snow.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?(Harry/Selena/Maya)

What will happen when a popstar and a regular girl fall for a wizard?

What might be a good pick-up line for Three to use on Four?(Kendall/Luke)

(Again?!!!) Um... I really don't know =p

What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night?(Harry)

I would probably scream,"Holy crap its Harry freaking Potter!"

What would happen/what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering?(Kendall)

I'd punch him in the face and call him a perv.

Four announced he/she is going to marry Nine tomorrow? (Luke/Luna)

Luke marrying Luna? Neville will be heart broken...

Five cooked you dinner? (Bailey)

It would probably be good because all these great recipes from the farm. :)

How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow?(Katniss)

Not surprised because she's a hunter, but I'd still be worried.

Nine made fun of your friends?(Luna)

I'd tell her that the Crumpled Horned-Snorkack isn't real.. But she probably wouldn't do that.

Ten ignored you all the time? (Jo)

After a while I'd smack her in the face. :)

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do?(Harry)

Easy. He'd Stuepify them then modify their memories

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do?(Hermione)

She'd fix it in an instant because she's just that smart.

It's your birthday. What does Three get you?(Kendall)

Give me a mix CD of all my fav songs?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do? (Luke)

Use the Force to get me out!

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?(Bailey)

Try to talk me out of it(Won't happen :p)

You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction?(Jo/Harry)

Try to convince me out of it because he loves me... Sorry, but Daniel Radcliffe is hot.

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up?(Taylor)

Write a song about him. Then the next day, sing it to him!

Which number do you think is the hottest?

1 and 3.

What's your favorite couple?

Jendall: Kendall and Jo. I'd put more on, but they're not on here :)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!! SHUNNNNNNN!!!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

I hear voices and they dont like you.

I've stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. (XDDD)

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (I would love to see someone do that)

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) dont get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) dont be angry just go to 12

7) i just wanted to say hi

8) what i wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7

11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9

IF YOU WERE ANNOYED OR LIKED IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!!!

19 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART/BIG ASDA

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. If you get caught, run as fast as you can, grab whatever clothes you can fit in, and put them on, run to the café and pretend to be in line/reading at the table. See if the person runs past you.

18. Bring a friend, have one of you get in a cart, have the other one push, and grab random items off shelves, putting them in your cart and then go up to the cash register and have the one pushing say “How much is this person?” See how they react.

19. Walk around the store pointing to people with your fingers forming a gun and yell “Bang!” When they turn to see you.

Repost this is you laughed... or are planning to do any of these things

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If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile

The basic rights of all human beings are the ability to live life and pursue happiness. Apparently, the government only thinks that this right belongs to heterosexuals . . . and rich people. All over the world, men and women are denied of their right to live, laugh, love, have children, go to church, or even have a happy home or half-way normal life style, simply because they don't conform to what society thinks is normal, simply saying that homosexuality is not natural. In truth, homosexuality occurs in animals and plants, among other things, meaning that it is in fact, natural. Homo's are people too, and people need love just like everything else! Without love, nothing is possible! - If you think that homophobia is wrong, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think racism is wrong and dehumanizing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit by a car... that was parked, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Ironic looking at the one before this one...)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERTARIAN, so I MUST be gay.

I am a LIBERAL, so I MUST also be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm an INDIAN MALE, so I MUST have a mustache at 10.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Sometimes. But I ALWAYS wear black skinny jeans. What? They work with bright colors!)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I’M A GIRL!!!)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm a FRENCH GIRL, so I MUST be a dirty whore.

I'm a RUSSIAN CHICK, so I MUST be a HORNY nympho.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Well, call me crazy, but MOST 12 YEAR OLDS ARE VIRGINS!!!!)

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm a HAPPY PERSON so I MUST be taking pleasure in RUINING the lives of others.

I'm a JOCK, so I MUST be muscular and have a bad attitude.

I LIKE to COOK, so I MUST be womanly.

I sometimes have a VIOLENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUSTbe a total asshole. (Does this mean like I crack up when watching Wipeout?)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Only a little! And I'm five foot 6! And I can lift my 100 pound friend! It's all hight and muscle!)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I don't even wear those!)

I take PLEASURE in PAIN, so I MUST be a sadistic, kinky bastard.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm in the CLOSET, so I MUST be a complete coward.

I'm NOT PERFECT, so I MUST be some kind of hideous freak.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I have DOUBTS, so I MUST be an untrusting weirdo who doesn't think God exists.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm not too BRIGHT, so I MUST be in special needs classes.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I don't have LONG hair, so I MUST be a boy.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I don't have a JOB, so I must be a lazy alchoholic.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm a teenager, so I MUST be a lousy sex hound.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I dress like a BOY so I MUST want to be one.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I think I look SEXY, so I MUST think that nobody's good enough for me.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I like small boobs, so I MUST fantasize about nine-yearolds.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I have lots of PETS, so I MUST have a house that smells like animal pee.

I am FEMALE, so I MUST be afraid of SPIDERS and PUBLIC BATHROOMS. (I am afraid of some spiders, but the other one? Good god...)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I am TALL, so I must be a MAN or a BUTCH-LESBIAN.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I play with NEEDLES, so I MUST be addicted to HEROIN.

I like LOLI, so I MUST be a budding rapist.

I have a GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST treat her like SHIT.

I hang out with a pair of lesbian twins, so we MUST be having threesomes together.

I am respectful to my superiors, so I MUST have something wrong with me.

I have AIDS, so I must be a prostitute.

I keep a CONDOM in my back pocket, so I MUST hump every human being I come into contact with.

I think Barack Obama sucks, so I MUST be in the KKK.

I wear thick-rimmed GLASSES, so I must be a nerd or an EMO.

I add things to this, so I MUST not be fed up enough with all the stereotypes out there already.

I like fried chicken, so I MUST be southern.

I MASTURBATE more than once a day, so I MUST be a sinful wretch.

I am on the COMPUTER a lot so I MUST be a dork with no life.

I KNOW lesbians so i MUST be one too.

I am close to my FAMILY so I MUST be a friendless Loser

I get BULLIED so I MUST be an easy target

I get along with the POPULARS so I MUST be a bitch

I am on a SCHOLARSHIP so I MUST be a rich acting snob or a poor nerd

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat

I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time (that actually sounds like a lot of fun)

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.

I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.

I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.

I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious. (Not that much either. And that is because I have enough muscle to lift my DAD)

I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.

I HAVE NO MYSPACE so I MUST have no friends.

I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.

I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver.

I act CRAZY so i must be craving attention.

i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.

I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I have about 4 pairs. So not really.)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (They are fine to wear, as long as it's not too short... or too windy.)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 11

(=O.O=)

This is the evil plot bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrellas in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and run.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number for them.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial already.

FRIENDS: Knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You know your in 2010 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. (My teacher made my classmate)

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (Well, I’m a babysitter. No freaking kidding)

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile!

Fun Things To Do In A Lift

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,

peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23) If someone is on the phone, get right up next to them and say "Tell them I say Hi."

24) When the door opens, block it an yell "No! They will test your organs and try to eat you!!" Or something like that.

25) SMACK your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26) WHISTLE the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

27) OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

28) WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

29) WEAR a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

30) STOP at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Actual things on products:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On just about all Ads: "And you could get double the product free! Just pay Separate Processing and Handling" (That's not free though...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On Puffs Plus Lotion: "Contains Lotion" (...Isn't that why I bought it?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a carton of milk: "Warning: This product contains milk." (OMG REALLY?)

On a cup of Dunkin Donuts Hot Chocolate: "Caution: This Beverage is Extremely Hot" (Well, that's why it's called HOT chocolate...)

SEDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!

They claim they hate each other.

They bet each other.

They bug the heck out of one another.

One hurts the other physically and verbally.

The other takes the punches or tries to come up with a good come back.

One pranks the other.

The other has surprisingly succeeded in pranking the one back.

One loves food.

The other is disgusted by the one's eating habits.

One loves techy stuff.

The other messes with it to bug the one or hurts the one with it.

One's a straight A student,

The other's a straight D student.

One's a bully.

The other's a dork.

But...

One gave up a cruise for the other so they wouldn't be upset anymore.

The other defended the one when being made fun of for not having their first kiss.

Sometimes they get along.

Sometimes they share looks and smiles.

Once they shared their first kiss.

They've dated and pined after so many other people, yet are still left single.

Each want a companion.

Sometimes they do admit they care for the other.

They love one another.

Not one of them will admit, though,

But deep down they know.

I mean, how else can you say, "I hate you" with a grin plastered on your face?

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message to show the warnings of Drunk Driving.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Sadest Poem Ever: I cried, can you not cry to this?

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you talk to someone, start doing something, then when they talk, you scream like they snuck up on you. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever had a dream involving any fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, put this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put this on your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you are sick of people talking about Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, put this in your profile

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love using exclamation marks copy and paste this onto your profile!!!!!!! :)

If it bothers you how people in the world these days judge before they get to know, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

~If you're wearing pants right now, copy and paste this on your profile.

~If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.

~EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.

~If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

~If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

~If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!

~If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy this to your profile.

~If your profile is way to long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

~I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy (which I am) but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

~If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

~ If you are soooooooo excited they're making a Hunger Games movie (I just hope it doesn't stink) copy and paste this onto your profile

If you sometimes run home from school just so you can run into your room and sing your heart out and let your problems go copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever become so obsessed with a book that you spend a whole day with your head in it and totally oblivious to the outside world copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel like you are often underestimated, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Harry Potter and the Sorcercer's Stone: "Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me!!!"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My laptop screen.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Some western.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Almost 3?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:48... I was close!!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Nothing except the music!!! :)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Coming home from a resturant :)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Youtube

9. What are you wearing?

My PJs

10. Did you dream last night?

No.

11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream.

No dream.

12. When did you last laugh?

Watching StarKid musicals!

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Shelfs,my mom's quilt, other crap.

14. Seen anything weird lately?

My friends XD

15. What do you think of this quiz?

Epicness.

16. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Team Starkid, Harry Potter and a huge houses for everyone I love :)

18. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I LOVE SMOSH!!!!!

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would...make every product free of charge!

20. Do you like to dance?

YES! But I suck horribly.

21. George Bush:

No comment.

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Easy. Lily. :)

23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Hmm.. Darren or Harry. Maybe Daniel.

Oh the hell well!

I'm not violent. I just hurt people with my words. JK :)

█ 50 percent lovable

██ 60 percent funny

███ 70 percent nice

████ 80 percent dramatic

█████ 90 percent artistic

██████ 100 percent dorky

███████ 110 ME!! ya know ya love me!

|..o| Put this on your profile if you have pushed a door that says "Pull" And vise versa

I'm done.