![]() Author has written 7 stories for Inuyasha, House of Night, and Twilight. My name: Kim Age: None of your buisniess City & State: Bridgeport, Michigan I am bipolar and I stupid stuff just for the hell of it...People say I should go to ANger Management (again) but it only pisses me off...If you don't hav anything nice to review then dont review at all... Inuyasha's motorcycle and suit Engagement ring Inuyasha and Kagome's Twin daughters Hanyou Kagome Did I find love again Kagomes first out fit. Kagomes motorcycle and Lamborgini Sango's stuff outfit (i didnt write about it)- Inuyasha Todd Do you remember when?.. Getting high was swinging on the swing at the park.. When getting stoned was having little rocks thrown at you.. The only thing guys could give you was cooties.. And the only thing they played was football.. You would go to school not caring what you looked like.. And the most painful thing in life was scrapping your knees.. And the only thing that got broken was your toys.. When you wished it was always for a pony.. Race issues were only who could run the fastest.. And war was a card game.. A bitch was a female dog.. Your worst enemies were your brothers and sisters.. And your mum and dad were always right.. The oldest people in the world were your grandparents.. Disney films were your favourite.. And the spice girls were the coolest.. And the biggest treat was getting a bag of lollies.. The only guy in your life was your daddy.. School was to learn.. And you got stickers for doing good work.. Mistakes could be rubbed out.. If someone looked funny, you'd tell them so, then laugh and play with them for the rest of the afternoon... And the best man that ever lived was Santa.. Your best friend was a teddy bear.. Spending quality time with your mates was playing barbies.. When you couldnt sleep you climbed in with mum nd dad... shut up!! was a very rude word.. "scary" was a 1cm sqr spider that was on your wall... Your future began with when I grow up I wanna be.. Boys had cooties... You only made a wish when your blew out the candles on your cake.. And you only cried when you fell over.. And saying goodbye was only until tomorrow... "Fat" was old men in baggy trackpants, and skinny wasnt an issue... Ohh!! And kissing was ikky!! Life was simple and care free.. But all we wanted to do was grow up.. Now we just wanna grow down... ...Memories are the only thing that will stay the same... I hate any pairing other than: (dont really care about a lot of the character so im probably not gonna name all of them) Kagome/Inuyasha Miroku/Sango Sesshomaru/Rin Sesshomaru/Kagura Kikyo/Naraku Motto: Fuck wit me and I fuck up yo face!!!! I am bipolar u have been warned. I like Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Snakes are like gangs you see them coming...but spiders are like ninjas those motha fuckers come out from no where!!!!!!! Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I am not homosexual, but those who are, I support you. I hate when people openly hate you guys, especially those who are very religious. I have realized they're just being hypocrites. NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!! Girl: I really like you. And I... Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe From then on, the girl kept asking the Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Boy: It's because you're uglier than (The nerve!! soo superficial!!) Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Girl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads home and once she got Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well Mom: Honey? Are you alright? She opened the door and was shocked at "Am I pretty enough now?" That was sooo effed i mean...ppl take this to heart and this mite b a true story...watch wat u say ppl!!!!! FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh FRIENDS: ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! The Friend Pledge 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard. 2. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4 When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got. 8. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt. Man: Where have you been all my life? You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. there were 2 girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die | |||||||
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