Hermione has never shied away from a confrontation with Rita Skeeter, and she's about to find out why she should have. But perhaps through all of the lies and the lines, she can find something truer than she ever thought possible.

At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.

Nothing is ever simple or easy, especially when it comes to them... A collection of loosely connected drabbles, exploring the relationship between our three RHPS leads. Janet/Brad/Frank

Taking place between 1988 and 1999, this story covers various periods of Tiffany's ten year separation from Chucky. Old characters return as our murderous maiden finds out the astonishing truth about the man she loves. What follows is a decade long, blood soaked tale of love, murder revenge and revelations.

My Halloween story this year :-) Fun abounds in Gotham City when the Trickster and his henchwench Prank show up from Central City in order to enter into some friendly and frightening competition with the Joker and Harley Quinn.

Run by the eccentric brother-sister duo, Dentonvale stands as one of the last remaining insitutions of it's time, dedicated to restoring and revolutionalizing mental health care. But what happens when a new patient arrives and begins shaking things up? [A different take on Shock Treatment, based off the original script] Please R&R and enjoy!

A side project for my other fic "Welcome to Dentonvale." This will feature a series of one-shot type stories exploring more of the background of Dentonvale and its patients, as well as Nation and Cosmo McKinley. This has mix of characters from both Shock Treatment and Rocky Horror. I highly reccomend new readers go check out "Welcome to Dentonvale" before reading this. Please R&R!

The beginning of the Doctor and River Song's 24 year night. Picks up at the end of the episode, spoilers for The Husbands of River Song.

War breeds chaos, but no one ever imagined the Ministry would make a move like this. A law that every witch must marry two wizards seems a step too far in Hermione's opinion. Especially when it's her subconscious infatuations that see her paired with two wizards who would sooner kill each other than play nice.

My (belated, sorry!) Valentine's Day story this year. After all three of their boyfriends forget to make plans on Valentine's Day, Catwoman, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn determine to go someplace where they won't have to deal with men ever again - the women-only island of Themyscira. Will the men fight to get them back, and will they win against an army of Amazons?

Frank, Magenta and Riff Raff adjust to their new life on planet Earth and it's strange culture. [A series of one-shots, pre-Rocky] Please R&R.

The Joker goes on a milk run. ...Pretty much what it sounds like. JokerxHarley

Falkreath Sanctuary was doomed. Cicero knew it from the very moment he set foot inside that musty, humid cave. There was too much tension seething in the air. The arrival of the Night Mother had set an unwanted change in motion. It was the seed that germinated doubt in the hearts and minds of Astrid's underlings.

What's Harley Quinn's contribution to Gotham City?

Just a Christmas one-shot this year, featuring Dr. Leland and her crazy Arkham family! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

River Song gets a visit from Santa in Stormcage. The Doctor's never gotten to play Santa before...

The Doctor and River take Amy and Rory to a world where Secret Santa has been raised to a whole new level...

"Live for me and I'll build you an empire." A collection of one shots centering on ayerverse Joker & Harley. Rating will change depending on the muse. To me the sexiest part of Gothams power couple is their simple interactions and inexplicable pull towards each other. Please enjoy and review!

Poison Ivy's been breaking plans to go robbing and pillaging with Harley Quinn. Harley finds out why. She's wiser, but not happier.

It was unlucky accident that Hermione came to Volterra. Even worse luck that she took the doomed tour. Aro Volturi doesn't mind at all. AU/EWE, Aro/Hermione. Rating may change.

The gang gets superpowers. It's not as cool as some of them always thought it would be.

2:37 am "Are you… drunk dialing me?" Beck's laugh is breathy. "Yeah, I guess so." "Wait, are you drunk booty calling me?"/ Beck and Jade post-break up.

While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)

Months later, Janet Weiss reflects on the Denton Affair and how it changed her way of thinking. One-shot. (Please Read and Review!)

"'I must inform you that there will be some slight changes around here. You and your sister, Magenta, will pose as my servants.'" Riff Raff learns of his new role. Needless to say, he's discouraged by these new "changes". Rated T for mild language and content. Special thanks to user Shilo in Wonderland for being my unofficial beta reader.

"'Vhat the hell is this?" she queried, glaring at Frank's reflection. "That, my dear Magenta, is your uniform," he answered." Magenta discovers her new role in being Frank's "domestic". The female alien isn't pleased. Rated T for mild language and content.

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far from Earth a certain domestic earned herself a very special birthday gift from her Igor-for-hire older brother. This is more "attractive" than my previous Riff Raff/Magenta 1-shot, though there is a bit of worldbuilding before the smut. (Please Read/Review!)

A Halloween Prompt. The lives of Glen and Glenda being raised by Tiffany in the California burbs. {Takes place during the timeframe between "Seed of Chucky" and "Curse of Chucky."}

Harry, Hermione, Luna and Draco move to Forks while on an assignment from the Ministry: to study the magical creatures in Northern America while classifying new species. They expect to find magical creatures. They don't expect to find Bella and the Cullens. Adventure and comedy ensues.

My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, narrated by the Clown Prince of Crime himself! Happy 65th birthday to the one and only Joker :-)

This is a series of one-shots taking place during the events of Suicide Squad. Follow Joker and Harley in moments unseen. Expect a lot of fun and a lot of crazy! (With occasional fluff and feels.)

"The Killing Joke" movie, although largely fantastic, featured a small, controversial, and out of character scene for me (no, not THAT scene!) ;-) This story is mostly a humorous attempt to reconcile it with the Joker I know and love. Enjoy! :-) (Potential spoilers for "The Killing Joke" movie - do see it if you get a chance as it's mostly excellent!)

"We make everyone feel awkward, that's our thing!" Sheldon was right about that, but the gang didn't really know the meaning of awkward until Sheldon and Amy had become intimate. This is a series of very short snippets about what life might be like around those two after they've done the deed.

Harley Quinn becomes jealous of another woman in the Joker's life, and overcompensates by becoming even more of a doormat than usual to keep him with her. Joker uses Harley's jealousy to his advantage, until Harley figures out that's just what he's doing, and turns the tables on him by playing him at his own game...

Their marriage was twisty and turny. There were times when they were fully in sync and others when they hid their hurt because of their mismatched timelines. Two lost souls making their way through the universe together. It was marriage, and it was theirs. Like her parents, they would choose each other. Every time. They would make it work. (11/River post-TATM Library fix-it)

"Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all."

Sansa takes a job at a brothel after she moves to Kingslanding and her first task is to seduce it's owner, Lord Petyr Baelish. [AU O/S - with the possibility to have another chapter/update if people want me to continue it] Read & Review. [Petyr x Sansa]

Lord Baelish and the army of the Vale have helped Sansa Stark and her brother Jon win back their childhood home, Winterfell from Ramsay Bolton. When the dust has settled and Sansa finds herself to be a widow, will her reunion with the brothel keep she thought she knew prove to be as she expects it or will their unresolved history together bleed through to the present?S6E10 Inspired

A series of short drabbles exploring the behind-the-scenes of the Arkham Asylum video game. For a more detailed synopsis, see the beginning of the first chapter!

Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).

After Amy receives unfortunate news, her life continues to unravel. As she navigates through the rough spots, Sheldon faces trials of his own. Shamy. Spoilers only up to 9.01. Drama/Romance/Adventure/Suspense

Vicki Vale fears her career as a reporter has stagnated, and in an act of desperation, asks the Joker for an interview. Her search for the perfect scoop quickly gets out of hand as Vale soon finds herself way over her head, and on the wrong side of the Joker's irrationally jealous and psychotic girlfriend, Harley Quinn.

After the Joker and Harley Quinn get into a fight over Batman, Harley gives Joker a beating that knocks him unconscious. When he wakes up, he doesn't remember who the Joker is, recalling instead a life as a man named Jack Napier. Harley is desperate to figure out if this is a horrible joke, or if she really has lost her Joker forever...thanks to Eric Border for the suggestion! :-)

In the event of the apocalypse, Sheldon, Amy, Howard and Bernadette are the only members of the gang left. They are currently trying to survive in Apartment 4A, Sheldon's bedroom, whilst trying to keep zombified Penny, Leonard and Raj out of trouble in Leonard's bedroom. But surely keeping three zombies down the corridor is bound to cause trouble?

Hidden beneath the callousness, it is his love which remains: love that he nurtures gently in his soul, love that consumes, love that compels him to do anything – anything at all – for his beloved. Honourable Mention in Straight thru the Heart contest.

(Nolanverse.) It's been six months since the Joker escaped Arkham Asylum with his harlequin at his side... But now they've both been incarcerated, and it's Harley's first time in the straight jacket. In much of the same style as it's predecessor, Square One, this story is filled with short snippets of chapters, filled to the brim with internal dialogue and wonderful depravity.

"When he is six years old, the words 'Pudding Pop' appear on his wrist in the curliest, loopiest handwriting he's ever seen. There's even a little heart dotting the 'i'." Soulmate AU, J/H

A month after they thought the Lost Boys were gone for good, Star and Michael start to suspect they're being watched. So they decide to make a run for it while they still can. The Lost Boys are back, and David doesn't plan on letting them go.

Sheldon and Penny get into an argument over who is the hottest, sexiest couple. Sheldon goes to great lengths to prove his case. Shamy one shot

"They had coitus in my room; it's only fair I do too in theirs," Sheldon explained, as if it were the most sensible reaction possible to learning your friends had had sex on your bed. — Spoilers for S09E16 The Positive Negative Reaction

Harley always thought she was good at this sort of thing. / Pure, unapologetic smut.

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, and Penny have a calm, mature, rational discourse about living arrangements. Pfft, yeah right! One-shot. Spoiler free.

Similar to my "Gotham Through the Ages" series, these stories take Batman and his rogues gallery and place them in different time periods. Only this time, they're not confined to Gotham. Part I is a tale of the Old West, and a dump of a frontier town called Arkham, where only the most vile and depraved criminals dare settle...

After watching The Force Awakens (loved it!) I couldn't help but make an account of what happened to Han in Chewbacca's perspective. Just a quick oneshot *Spoiler Alert* obviously **Update** I've written a second chapter of this story from Leia's perspective so enjoy

My take on how Joker and Harley would react to the events in the Suicide Squad and New 52 universe in general. (I am not a fan of the Suicide Squad, or the New 52 universe in general! XD) When Amanda Waller comes to recruit Harley, she is foiled by Joker, and vows to make him suffer until Harley agrees to join the Suicide Squad. And so she sends Deadshot to Gotham...

Chewbacca has given Leia an assignment, and Luke isn't sure he's hearing right. She's...babysitting Han? Han/Leia; ESB.

Severus Snape arrives in the afterlife to find Albus waiting for him. An Alan Rickman tribute fic.

Barely anybody passes the Bird Scene on their first try, so noone expects much today. Until Jade West steps into the class room.

Chewbacca's thoughts during the most pivotal scene in The Force Awakens. Spoilers, obviously. Oneshot.

Modern AU. What was stifling for others was comforting for her. Reylo with minor Stormpilot.

Chewbacca once concluded the humans knew nothing of love or loyalty — but that was before he met Han Solo. A life debt incurred, pondered, and discharged through silence, violence, and the inevitable.

"There was an old saying about walls having eyes and ears. In that household, they literally did." An insight into the aftermath of the FAYZ.

Sheldon hosts a New Year's Eve get together. That's sure to go well, right? One-shot. Shamy, Lenny, and all the canon couples.

Inspired by the '100 word drabble challenge' on Markedbytheboys. What if Max had won? If Lucy, Sam, Michael, Star, and Laddie ended up succumbing to the blood lust? That's essentially the running plot here. (Michael/Star) (David/Star) (Michael/David/Star)

Santa's lost one of his reindeer, the Doctor must help to get it back.

Sometimes the best gifts are the ones you don't expect...

She didn't know why she let him talk her into these things... (Even the Doctors and Ponds have family traditions.)

Someone has left a Christmas Stocking hanging on the Tardis door for the Doctor. Who could it be from...?

On Christmas Eve 2015, Sheldon finds himself struggling with a dilemma. One-shot. Shamy.

As Sheldon and Amy adjust to the ins and outs of married life, their friends have a hard time grasping the odd couple's peculiar oral exchanges. No spoilers. 100% comedy, 0% drama.

Halloween isn't the same after experiencing the FAYZ. One-Shot

They're in the middle of some extracurricular activities when the alarm goes off. 800 words, oneshot.

True love lasts forever, life however does not and that's how it should be, Wednesday finds. Oneshot. Major character death!

Esme Squalor visits Count Olaf for a cup of tea.

Ted winds up at Barney and Robin's for a short while. Things escalate in the typical B&R fashion. Rated T for the heavily implied. Written for the HIMYM 10 year anniversary ficathon.

Just another ordinary day in Arkham City for the Joker and Harley Quinn...or is it?

He waited until their steps faded completely in the distance before saying in a normal volume: "You can come out now." Katniss jerked in surprise and bit her lip to keep herself from making a sound. "…unless, of course, you enjoy lying under my bed." One bad night in Thirteen (can be read as shippy, but doesn't have to).

Frank and Riff are conducting 'experiments' in the lab, and it's preventing Magenta and Columbia from getting any sleep.

Some women can't handle one husband. Hermione is getting ten. Thank you very much, Voldemort. Marriage Law meets Harem!Hermione. Post-DH. Hermione x Harry, Lucius, Draco, Kingsley, Gregory G., Rodolphus, Cormac, Neville, Arthur and Severus Snape.

This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system. At the sound of the siren all crime - including murder - will be legal for twelve hours. All emergency services will be suspended for twelve hours. Weapons of class four and lower are permitted. Government officials ranking ten have been granted with immunity to all Purging activates. We thank you for your participation.

Last in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. Finally, a tale of Gotham City in the Roaring Twenties and the age of gangsters, bootlegging, and all that jazz.

(Suicide Squad, Ayerverse.) This is my take on the few scenes we saw of Joker/Harley's origin in the new Suicide Squad trailer! Very dark, but isn't that the best way to be?

Ten years after she forged her legacy in the Capital, the Lone Wanderer and her family settle in the Commonwealth's Diamond City, where she meets a man who reminds her of herself not so long ago. Follow-up to "Serpent Code."

Hey, all! NationGentaObrien, here! It's been four years since I've updated this fic, and I think it's time I freshened it up a bit. So, here goes nothing and I hope you all enjoy it! Summary: Columbia's concerned about her love life with Frankie. She decides to take the risk of taking everyone to Denton Vale. How does this go? To read the original, go to NationGentaObrien.

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek take on the latest cinematic look of the Joker and how it came to be. I wrote this after I saw both the cover image and Jason Anarchy's similar Bruce Wayne image on Twitter. Hope the people who like the new look appreciate the humor, and to those of you who don't, hope it helps you laugh at the pain, which is what Mr. J would want ;-)

Summary: A conversation with Penny causes Sheldon to consider exploring previously uncharted territory with Amy. This is a Shamy story, with some Lenny sprinkles.

What happened after Leonard joined Sheldon and Amy in their blanket fort in episode 8x20, The Fortification Implementation? Mostly Shamy, of course, but with a little Lenny mixed in. One-shot. Rating: PG-13. CANON

(Nolanverse.) This is a oneshot continuation in the universe of my other story Square One, told from the Joker's perspective. It's been only over a month since Harley has been living with the Joker. This oneshot is filled with the Joker internalizing about having Harley at home with him. (SMUT.) Reviews are great, flames are not.

Frank makes Magenta a request she can't refuse, and Riff Raff is none to happy about it.

Magenta and Columbia didn't get along very well at first, and Frank is sick of their bickering. Told from Columbia's POV. So, the first time I put this up it loaded a bunch of html code with it. No idea why! This is the second attempt, and hopefully it'll work right this time.

Frank has asked Magenta to prepare a meal for their guests, but she has some reservations about the menu he's requested... and the effects it will have on Columbia. Some R/M, C/M, incest, sex, drinking, drug use, murder, canibalism, and that's all canon. :)

Second in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. This time, a swashbuckling tale of the high seas and how Gotham City fares during the Golden Age of Piracy.

Once again, Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard tournament, and the gang is in the midst of the games. With their years at Hogwarts coming to a close, this is also their last chance at romance at Hogwarts, after several years of failed attempts. But it's a bit difficult to flirt with your crush when they won't notice you, be it from giant Exs or fire-breathing dragons.

It starts with River Song in jodhpurs dropping a pen, and leads to a spectacular lunch break which certainly beats eating sandwiches in the University cafeteria. If these are the consequences of sitting in on his wife's lectures, then the Doctor most definitely doesn't mind one bit. (One-Shot, M to be safe. Can be read as either the Eleventh or the Twelfth Doctor)

AU in which Haymitch enters the Quarter Quell alongside Katniss.

Creative title, I know... What if Jackie had dated Hyde from the beginning instead of Kelso? This is simply a re-write of the episodes had Jackie and Hyde always been together. Hyde/Jackie, Eric/Donna, Kelso/Brooke, Laurie/Randy. Updated irregularly.

Two worker bees decide in their tiny cubicles that this year's purge is going to be different. They're tired of being weak and hiding away every year like cowards. This time they're going to hunt...

First in a series of three stories which transports familiar characters into different historical settings, exploring their relationships throughout the centuries and if anything ever changes. First up, a tale of Victorian Gotham City and its experience of the Batman and his Gallery of Rogues.

Arkham City story. The Joker is sick and Harley's only goal is to make him feel better, no matter what the way. (Graphic smut, not violent for once, but still for mature audiences.)

(Nolan-verse Joker/Harley.) Harley has threatened to leave the Joker and the rage of possessiveness takes over his mind. (Graphic smut, psychological and physical abuse, nonconsensual sex. Don't read if you aren't comfortable with these themes!)

Bella had given up on becoming a vampire. Once she was, she certainly didn't expect her help to come from Aro Volturi. Aro/Bella, Post New Moon AU long-ish one-shot, written in snapshots.

(Nolan-verse with hints of Batman: Arkham Games.) Harleen Quinzel, a resident psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum is suddenly thrown into a world of chaos when a super criminal, named The Joker shows up - and wants her as his psychiatrist. Harleen watches as her sanity slowly fades away and is destroyed, resulting in the birth of the Joker's new flame... Harley Quinn.

(Nolanverse.) Joker and Harley Quinn absolute fluff. The Joker is in a good mood... For once. Harley tries to take advantage of it.

Set in Purge: Anarchy. What happens when you come face to face with some masks, facepaint and skateboards?

When the Gang can't make rent, Dee comes up with a way to get out of debt. Charlie/Dee. Season 9

An old enemy comes back to haunt Buffy through the people she loves.

What happened when Tiffany found out about the death of her beloved Chalres Lee Ray? How did she find out? How did she react to this? But also, she has hints of second thoughts about her relationship with Charles. (Pre-Child's play) [COMPLETE]

Isabella Swan starts off her summer with a parent enforced vacation to Italy to "see the world and get some sunshine." But what happens when she picks the wrong tour? Set after Twilight and before New Moon, Edward/Bella, Aro/Bella

The Joker and Two-Face happen to stumble upon one of Catwoman's careers before she turned to cat burglary, something Selina Kyle is not proud of. They both determine to blackmail her by threatening to tell those closest to her, her friend Poison Ivy and her boyfriend Batman.

When three best friends become trapped in Minecraft, a series of dangerous and thrilling events occur. Starting with nothing, they are forced to survive in a world that seems destined to destroy them. As their knowledge grows, they must begin a journey to end an ancient evil. But can these three teenagers live long enough to know why they are really here?

Columbia, despite her small mind and child mentality, had a thirst for knowledge, and Magenta quickly learnt that unless she at least attempted to answer these inquiries, sleep was simply unattainable.' Magenta/Columbia friendship (if that's how you interpret it).

Yitzhak is more than just a background voice.

A rewrite of Let's Kill Hitler, featuring Ten, Rose, Jack. Same storyline. Different companions. Different Doctor. No infringement intended. T for episode content.

Eclipse AU. Bella/Aro. Super creepy. Is that a genre? Complete.

Lex Luthor and the Joker organize the annual Injustice League conference. Harley Quinn feels left out, and determines to prove herself the equal to anyone in the Injustice League by any methods necessary.

The story of the members of the castle as they come and go leading up to the movie. All the ups and all the downs. Focuses around Riff Raff and Magenta but all characters present, plenty of Frank too. Please read and review. New chapters in 2014 and if they're well received there will be more.

Remember Finnick and Annie's wedding? Well, Katniss doesn't dance with her sister; instead she dances with someone else...(Hayniss Aberdeen oneshot) Please Read & Review! Love my reviews.

Dennis never let Sweet Dee's problems worry him, until she got into trouble on spring break. Pre-Series

It's Valentine's Day, so Harley Quinn gives Joker a special drug to keep him interested in her. What could possibly go wrong? Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-)

Lord Voldemort has just lost the prophecy forever. He furious, he's angry, he's dangerous. Bellatrix Lestrange lies in his wake, Read the story of Voldemort's wrath on his most faithful, and comforting servant.

In the 24 hours following a cataclysmic event, Leonard and Sheldon find love in a hopeless place. This is an AU fic that takes place before Season 1. Artwork by the one and only Rubyanjel. CHAPTER 6: "When he told me he wanted to have my babies, I just figured he and Raj were considering surrogacy or something."

In moments like this, they remember what they saw in each other. Olaf/Esmé

Magenta had never had a "girlfriend" or a "best friend" to discuss things with back home, but now she had Columbia. (Columbia/Magenta friendship).

It's wintertime when she comes to him. He thinks it's because of the temperature—an empty house gets a lot colder when you're alone. But maybe it's because she senses how far she's fallen, just how much the Girl On Fire has been extinguished. [Aberdeen]

Transylvania doesn't celebrate Christmas. Columbia takes it upon herself to educate her new friend in Earth traditions. (Riffgenta, Columbia/Magenta friendship).

Auror Harry Potter is sent to Arkham City to go undercover and infiltrate the Joker's gang. His status as a wizard is soon discovered by Harley Quinn, and she and the Joker begin to develop an obsession with their pretty green-eyed magician. Het and Slash.

Mickey over hears Mandy and Ian playing a game of 20 Questions.

A one-shot prequel to my story "Nevermore." I hadn't intended to write it, but lostsoul512 gave me the suggestion, and the more I thought about the scenario of the Arkham inmates in a dancing competition, the more irresistible the idea was, so thank you! :-) Enjoy!

Furious at the Joker's constant abuse of Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy concocts a love potion to make the Joker more interested in his girlfriend. This backfires, however, when Ivy accidentally gets exposed to the love potion, and falls in love with the Joker herself. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the love potion idea, and madisonhagan1 for exploring Ivy's backstory. :-)

BBT collides with "2012". Sheldon is miserable. The Nobel Prize committee has made an incredible mistake. Leonard has abandoned him. And now the world is coming to an end? Penny's cousin has a plan to save the group. But who will save them from Sheldon? P/L, S/A, H/B.

A pleasant school trip to the tropics turns disastrous for Snape, Neville, and the Trio when their boat gets caught in a violent storm. Rated T due to suggestive situations and mild violence.

ONESHOT. Tie in fic with 'Bad Night'. Martha and Mickey's trip to the pet shop takes an unexpected turn when they run into a skinny bowtie wearing alien declaring that one of these goldfish may or may not be the Queen of England... (Martha/Mickey) (11/River)

Charon shares a certain kinship with his new employer. She's been designed, he thinks. Built. Not unlike himself. (Eventual romance; slow burn.)

The deleted sex scene we all know and love, fleshed out, tidied up a bit, and given context and a proper conclusion. Chapter 1 is the scene from Graverobber's POV, chapter 2 from Amber's POV…and you may be surprised by some of the things they were thinking and feeling. I claim no practice or talent in writing porn, I simply did my best to be accurate.

After the Joker kicks out Harley Quinn again, Poison Ivy persuades her to sue him for psychological damage and assault. Ivy is sure there's no way they can lose the case, but things are never straightforward with a Joker in the deck.

Batman is interrupted from a Justice League meeting by the Joker, who wants to have lunch with him. Batman thinks it's a joke. It isn't.

After Pee-Wee Herman moves out of his parents house he receives a mysterious box that has a magic genie inside it who grants him his wish to have the ultimate playhouse,

Before he leaves, the Polite Stranger talks to her about the importance of Purge night. Complete!

Ian and Mickey meet during the Hunger Games. Warnings: Major character deaths, mentions of violence, angst.

Penny leads the gang in their epic quest to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Ever wonder what would happen if River Song met Rose Tyler? Ever wonder who would be the jealous one and how The Doctor would react? Well read this story and find out! Rated T for language. Fair warning, written by a Rose Hater.

When Two-Face insists that Bruce Wayne joins him on an evening out partying just like old times, the playboy billionaire is forced to deal with Batman's greatest nemeses on their night off.

Maxie Zeus is brought into Arkham Asylum after his battle with Batman in "Fire From Olympus," and mistakes the other Arkham inmates for fellow Greek gods. This isn't initially a problem, until Zeus starts living up to his namesake and expects the other inmates to live up to theirs.

When Batman interferes in Ra's al Ghul's plot to destroy innocent lives, Ra's uses his influence in high places to have Batman committed to Arkham Asylum. Locked in the asylum with the inmates he helped put there, Batman struggles to protect his life, sanity, and identity, but soon learns that the enemy of his enemy may indeed be his friend.

Mr. Hand' s last walk.

The Joker starts making mistakes and running out of ideas for killing Batman. As he sinks deeper into depression, Harley Quinn determines to inspire him as only a woman can. It's a decision she comes to regret when it works too well, and the Joker becomes completely dependent on her for inspiration.

AU. Will and Hannibal investigate a series of murders at UVA. A young student by the name of Clarice Starling catches Hannibal's eye. Pre-Hannibal/Clarice. Potentially the first in a series of one-shots.

When Dr. Leland is forcibly removed from her job as head doctor of Arkham Asylum, the patients are put under the care of a new doctor, who doesn't indulge their eccentricities, and believes pain to be the best medicine. Needless to say, the inmates are not pleased, and determine to get Dr. Leland back by any methods necessary.

In which Ian is a little sad, and Mandy is a little mad. This takes place in season 2, after the infamous "You're nothing but a warm mouth to me" comment.

Because, really, drinking is SUCH a productive way to deal with all of this.

The Joker wasn't always a lunatic. Once, he loved a girl and she loved him back. Then, she died.

Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.

Joker tries to teach his pet hyenas the only trick he cares about: "Kill!" The babies don't listen, until an inconsiderate neighbor learns the hard way that it's best not to cause public disturbances. You never know who may be living next door. Thanks to blackcat9517 for the suggestion! :-)

Once upon a time, Aro and Didyme belonged to each other.

When Harley Quinn is removed from his life, the Joker is forced to consider why he misses his favorite punchline, and why the jokes that are Harley and Batman matter so much to him.

Harley Quinn thinks the Joker is being really sweet when he arranges a Valentine's Day surprise for her. She should probably know him better by now. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-) Whether you're in a relationship or not, I think we can all be glad we're not in this one. ;-)

Joker's wild and crazy schemes and volatile relationship with Harley Quinn seen through the eyes of one of his long-suffering and loyal henchman, Rocco. A henchman's lot is not a happy one.

A new doctor at Arkham Asylum suggests that the patients could benefit from a team-building exercise, and organizes a game of baseball with the doctors playing against the patients. He thinks this will help the inmates function as productive members of a team and of society in general. He doesn't know the Arkham inmates.

This thing between them has always been unspoken, evolving and expressed through their entwined fingers. Abed/Annie one-shot.

Harley Quinn wants some private time with her puddin', who just isn't interested, driving Harley to seek advice from self-help books.

It's New Year's Eve, and a few of the inmates of Arkham Asylum, including Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Scarecrow, Joker, and Harley Quinn speculate what would happen if this is the year the Bat died. Happy New Year, everyone! :-)

Kate, Garrett, and a romance at the margins.

Spending the holiday season with the Joker and Harley Quinn proves to be a blast for all involved - 'tis the season to be jolly, after all! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

The end of Breaking Dawn, from the perspective of the Volturi wives. An AU where Didyme lives, written for a request.

Shortly after Dr. Harleen Quinzel's transformation into Harley Quinn and her subsequent breakout of the Joker from Arkham Asylum, Mr. J decides to train Harley to be a productive member of his gang, with unexpected results.

Harley narrates how a Valentine's Day surprise from the Joker is ruined because of her and Batman.

Harley Quinn is trying to adjust to her life in Arkham City while simultaneously trying to cope with the Joker's illness and maintain what little sanity she has left. But when her precious babies go missing, she reaches the end of her tether.

Inspired by the line from the Justice League episode "Wild Cards," where Harley Quinn claims she and the Joker have been to couples counseling for their relationship. This is my take on what that session might have been like.

Harley Quinn realizes the Joker isn't paying her for her henching, and decides to go on strike.

Poison Ivy goes on vacation to Brazil to get away from it all. Unfortunately for her, the getting away might not be so easy, since the Joker, Harley Quinn, and Two-Face all happen to be vacationing at the same place at the same time.

Assassination attempts on the lives of Gotham City's most eccentric criminals drive them to desperate measures - namely, banding together against their common enemies. Will the supervillains be able to set aside their differences for the greater good of bad?

Annie/Abed for the prompt "Darkest Timeline." Evil Abed visits Annie in the mental hospital. When the world gets bad enough, the smart go bad.

The Twin is a man of a thousand faces. He shares some of them with Wick.

Four times Marcus found out about Didyme's death, and the one time he didn't. AU

Harley Quinn believes she might be pregnant. She's sure the Joker will be overjoyed at the news, but he's a difficult man to predict.

Another one-shot about Amber, just to demonstrate how the world looked to the Largo children - it's specific to her, but I think the basic principle can be generalized to all three. Rated M for violence and other disturbing content. Note: You may have to think about this story for a minute in order to understand why Amber is the one you're supposed to feel sorry for.

Joker wakes up from a nightmare of his past and Harley tries to comfort him. Just a typical night in their relationship.

It's Harley Quinn's birthday party, and the only guests who could make it are the Joker and Poison Ivy. What could possibly go wrong?

Pee-Wee Herman's I-Love-That-Story Fairytale Theatre presents a wacky retelling of "Twelve Dancing Princesses" with vampires. A Pee-Wee/Miss Yvonne romance.

In which Beck is distracted by Jade's choice of clothing.

A collection of short scenes and concepts involving the complex relationship between the Joker and Harley Quinn. JokerxHarley, ECP

They promised perfection, and that's exactly what you got. The perfect organs, the perfect body, the perfect face. Everything was perfect after they were done with you. Except when it's not. After a while the novelty of that new you fades away, and you're left with nothing but yourself.

Annie attempts to watch everything Abed's ever referenced in what is probably the strangest form of seduction ever documented.

What on earth does the Ministry of Magic think it's doing... coupling everyone in the 6th and 7th years to, what? 'Unite the houses' I've never heard of anything more ridiculous. Draco/Hermione. Marriage Law Fic with a twist. Complete.

Cicero runs into the Dragonborn on a contract. This is what follows. F!Dragonborn/Cicero

Luigi finds himself in his father's office with a very high, very clingy Amber Sweet. Based off of a Repo! fanart found on dA. Smut/Bloodplay/Biting LuigixAmber

Pee-wee has a secret crush on someone, and there is a surprise wedding at the playhouse!

A sequel to "Breaking Free." Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling test the waters of their new relationship. Rated M for occasional language, violence, and sexually suggestive content.

In Silence of the Lambs, they make a vague reference to him receiving mail from various correspondents. What if one of them happened to be Wednesday?

Headmaster Severus Snape has a very special way of interviewing new applicants at Hogwarts.

Beck and Jade keep acting like a couple. No one bothers to call them out on it. Beck/Jade, post-The Worst Couple.

A series of fourteen unconnected drabbles featuring various Volturi pairings. Posted for Valentine's Day.

When the study group signs up for a dancing class, things get out of hand.

Nothing got in the way of Sheldon's routine, not even impromptu zombie apocalypses. Ensemble, with a bit of Sheldon/Amy Howard/Raj no-more-than-canon and Howard/Bernadette.

The third lesson in espionage - sometimes you see more than you ever wanted to. ONESHOT.

Incarceration is merely a minor inconvenience when Hannibal Lecter begins playing a delicate game with Clarice Starling. Follows "Silence" movie canon with one change. Rated T for occasional language and sexually suggestive themes.

In which unconventional relationships might actually be the one thing to make Jade happy. Well, maybe not filled with joy, but elated to some degree. Or something like that. Jade/Sikowitz

"I'd name my kid something cool," he decides. "Like… like Bartholomew. Or Ploxy." Jade/Beck drabbles.

Things at the end of Breaking Dawn turn out differently, the battle ensues, and the Volturi are defeated. Aro is given to the wolves to do with as they please. But death does not have to be altogether a punishment... AU, yet another oneshot. Review!

Harley seems to be playing hard to get, and the Joker isn't happy about it.

Harley's torn between the Joker and Poison Ivy after a night of impulsive decisions.

Something about him called to her, be it his mind, his voice, or his impossibly dark eyes, he was raw and uncompromising and when he spoke, though the words were harsh and wrong, he made SENSE. That, Harley knew, was the problem. To HER, he made sense.

Amber Sweet needs one more hit of the glow before taking over GeneCo. Gramber!

Magenta has a nightmare. Riff/Magenta

New Summary: Amber Sweet just wanted to be perfect. Was that so wrong? o One shot about the transformation of an innocent girl to a greedy and addicted young woman.

Graverobber knows he can never have a happy ending...he just doesn't care.

Kit and Jerome reflect on Olaf and Esme. Two-shot. I don't own ASOUE

A collection of Harley/Joker vignettes. Dark.

can only mean one thing. This is a fic that I wrote for Richard O'Brien's birthday! Hope you enjoy it

Surgery helps her stay beautiful. Zydrate helps her with the physical agony. But what if there's a separate reason for her being so hooked?

She knew he could never really love her. But she never gave up hope. And she knew, without a scrap of doubt in her heart, that there would never be anyone else for her. No, it would always just be him. - One-shot. Bellatrix Lestrange/Voldemort.

Sometimes you don't need words to know someone.

Schreber must convince the Strangers of the necessity of Christmas. Gen

They all have secrets. A look in the thoughts of the characters on the events of Mr. Yin Presents. Spoilers for the entire Yin/Yang trilogy.

He had never seen anything like her before. She was equally as fascinating as she was ridiculous. RiffRaff x Janet. Rated T.

"Special. That's what she was called when she was growing up. Her father trained her to be merciless with kindness of a vulture. The kind that smiles at you before picking the flesh off your bones." Yang one-shot. Yang/Shawn/Juliet. Spoilers for FINALE.

A collection of one-shots killing off Ron and getting HG/SS together, taken from a compilation of stories from aff .net. Poor Ronald Weasley dies in many ways, thus ruining JKR's epilogue and saving Hermione. Ron Bashing at its highest.

Every night it happened, though she was never completely certain it was him; but who needed certainty when she could feel his presence on the other end of the phone? Long One-Shot.

Lucy Saxon was scared of the dark. Lucy/Simm!Master, character piece, canon for The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords

A mysterious rash of Charlie Chaplin crimes are sweeping Gotham City and it seems they're designed to attract the attention of the Joker. Just who is behind them - and why? COMPLETE!

Over the last year, the Joker has managed to find himself enemies, and not just with Batman. Unfortunately, being at his side has put Harley in the crossfire. She managed to survive before, but how long can she last this time, and with her sanity in tact?

"Teach advanced failsafe force field maintenance. I'm busy."

Amber is waiting at his dumpster three hours after the curtain and Mag and Nathan and Rotti fell. 863 words, Amber/Graverobber.

He heard her, heard her telling him to scream, and scream he did — he was being burned alive, burned in his bed, burned by the angel astride him.

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.

Everything seems more complicated around Amber Sweet. One shot.

Hermione has finally had enough of Ron's cheating ways...

After the battle-that-wasn't during Breaking Dawn, Aro and Sulpicia plan the future of their empire. Written for the 'I Get Off in Volterra' contest.

A twisted look at who's to blame for a woman's death when she meets the wrong man at a bar. A series of oneshots based around that theme. Rated to be on the safe side.

See? Over there: The one weeping into her pumpkin juice.

Hermione knew her revenge was kicking Ron where it hurt. But then again, revenge had never tasted so sweet, especially when Draco Malfoy was involved, so why stop? Draco/Hermione

The Joker's feeling needy, and who's there for him? None other than Harley! *JokerxHarley* --Oneshot--

What seems to be another of the Joker's hostage tapes turns into something COMPLETELY different. Harley/Joker Warning for Smexin'

Sometimes a girl needs a shower... and sometimes the man steps in. **JokerxHarley** --Oneshot--

Oneshot. When the past sneaks up on Chucky, Tiffany comforts him the only way she knows how. She surrenders herself to him.

Riff Raff enters the bedroom after a long night. Very mild Riff/Magenta. My first RHPS fic. I am a delicate flower, please be gentle when reviewing.

The TARDIS remembers the Master taking his new bride to see the end of the universe. One Shot. Written in the TARDIS' POV, part of my TARDIS 100 series. Set between 'Utopia' and 'The Sound of Drums.'

Just a little idea that stemmed from the way Magenta seems to be the one who misses home the most. Drabble!fic.

A drugged out Amber admits she would love to have a threesome with her brothers. Largoscest for LArgoscest sake really.

Magenta doesn't need anything more than what she already has.

Her reflection sneers at her, a woman caught in a child’s head, a monster and a girl entwined, an incomplete twin, a paradox. Jane: a character study.

More or less a description of what was really going on during a removed scene between Graverobber and Amber Sweet. Rated for language and actions. -Complete-

Magenta explains how the fact that she loves her brother is really something trivial. Pointless drabble.

Based on Brian Azarello's Joker. A bit of perspective on Harley and the Joker.

What's a bored clown to do all cooped up in the Slab? Why, have a conjugal visit of course! Good cracktastic fun! Some violent situations and sexual references.

The Volturi come to the Olympic Peninsula one final time. certainly AU, dark-fic

Harley is the product of Gotham's rotting underbelly, and naturally her idolatry would lie with the creature that has struck fear in even it's protector. But when he returns her attentions, can she survive it? Nolanized version of Harley Quinn. Enjoy.

A brief one-shot about Rosalie's tranformation into a vampire and her relationship with Emmett.

John Murdoch wasn't the first person to stay awake during a Tuning, but Schreber wasn't allowed to remember his mistakes. This was written as part of the background of a character of mine, but I think it stands well enough on its own.

An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!

An artsy look at The Joker and Harley Quinn's relationship inside Arkham Asylum. Responce to a contest: When supervillians try to scare each other, they tell Joker stories

Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.

Harley's pretty new to this game, but she'll learn. An exploration of the psychological and physical aspects of their relationship. Rated NC-17.

Harley Quinn gets an unexpected visit in her new cell at Arkham, but it isn't quite the romantic reunion she'd hoped for. -Ace in the Hole- Harley one shot. Rated for Language and Strong Sexual Content. Enjoy!

Based on the Breaking Dawn FAQ on SM's website. Aro of the Volturi chose his greedy ambitions over the love for his sister, Didyme--a decision that killed her. An account of the night of Didyme's murder. R&R please! T for violence.

Oneshot. After many years, Chucky gets his hands on the one that got away, Andy Barclay, for one last round of playtime. As he said, they're friends to the end and this is most definitely the end.

I was so sad that Harley Quinn wasn't in The Dark Knight. So I've written her in with Heath's sexy Joker. Diff story line, but I wanted this disturbing version of The Joker to play with. Warning: Morbid Romance Ahead.

When you're ill there's nothing that can soothe your aches and pains like a little gesture of caring from the one you love. JokerxHarley. Some violence.

A Joker x Harley oneshot. From the Joker's perspective, it was an almost beautiful thing. He was the Daddy; she, the giggly little girl. It was only natural he discipline her.

She's pretty and blonde and not too bright, nothing special, really. So why does he refuse to be separated from her and why, when everything else is lost, is it her he trusts absolutely? Response to TCASM's challenge for July II.

Drew Carey Show. Lewis Kiniski has always been the man who women never look to for a serious relationship. Kate O'Brien has constantly refused his advances for that very same reason. But everything was about to change after a drunken night together and a surprise pregnancy.

Just one way to a certain feeling but he knows others. It's all a game, isn't it? Sometimes the game ends up playing you. Written for livejournal communnity psych 30's 'libido' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, sadomasochism and language.

Harley wasn't used to not being noticed. Just how DO you seduce a murderous, psychopathic clown, anyway? JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes, some language.

Set not long after she's become Harley Quinn. Why is she there and what does she get out of it? Written for lj community psych 30's Daddy Issues challenge. Sexy, cute and bent. Warnings for adult themes. JokerxHarley.

Oneshot. Hannibal mulls over his strange relationship with Clarice.

A naughty little vignette set early in Joker and Harley's relationship. How far will she go for him - and what kind of satisfaction does she get from it? Warnings for sexual references.

A rehabilitated Harley Quinn tries to find her place in a society she is no longer a part of. But can she truly leave the shadows of her past behind? Warning for mild themes and references to violence.

Joker doesn't agree with Harley's approach to the holidays.

The streets are so quiet…Must be game day!

Twelve 100 word drabbles, each inspired by a track on Placebo's album, Without You I'm Nothing. FrankRiffRaff.

The Joker is a hard man to shop for but this year Harley's determined to get him the best present ever. JokerxHarley

Five conversations Columbia has with various other characters, focusing mainly on her relationship with Eddie and her bitter feelings when he is killed by Frankie. Spans from before the movie starts to the dinner scene. M for language and mentioned sex.

“You’ll always have me, no matter what,” Padma tells Parvati, and George feels another dagger shot of pain at the thought that they have each other, they are still part of their own perfect circle, while he is alone.

Shortish oneshot focusing on Columbia. Columbia is convinced that she is in love with Frankie and is quite happy with him. Only once in a while does the doubt slip in through the chinks in her walls. Set before Eddie, Rocky, Brad, and Janet.

Another day, another lie. [AU from Mad Love, Joker X Harley]

She needed to shut up. [Joker X Harley]

Color is a subtlety. And everything is in the eye of the beholder. [Joker X Harley]

Joker was not someone you could leave unless he specified so. [Joker X Harley]

Oneshot. Severus traps Hermione in a Niche during the final battle. SSHG. Complete.

A story about how a certain groupie met Frank and hooked up with the castle. R&R. Rinse. Repeat. Rated T for intense moments and probably language. Complete

[ShockTreatment]Dentonvale: This is a place for Sanity not Morals.[Ansalong]

[PreRHPS]When things don't work out for Columbia and Frank, she goes to desperate measures to try and get them back together. But what if things don't go as planned? [FrankxColumbia][ColumbiaxMagenta Friends with Benefits][Eventual ColumbiaxEddie]

The "big secret" behind Riff Raff's loathing for the dear doctor.

After a fantastic heist, Harley's ready and willing to play her part in order to receive the reward... Joker/Harley, ECP - RE-EDITED 3/2/11

As long as Magenta didn't get hurt, he'd step in.

Through it all, their eyes would be locked into each other, saying even more than their shouts and murmurs could. [RiffxMagenta]Incest, what else?

Who says the Joker isn’t a romantic?...Even if it is by accident. JokerxHarley

A collection of Rocky Horror related songfics by me.

This takes place before Episode 1, where Peewee Herman has a pool party. It gives some insight to the origins of the Playhouse.

RiffFrank, some RiffMagenta. Angsty fic, mostly a reflection of Riff's feelings. Implied sex.

Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.

Indeed, Harley was worth something, and he’d gladly demonstrate how. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

Snape sends an owl to Alan Rickman. Hermione and Snape get to hear that romantic stories are being written about them by Muggles. Set during GoF.

What happens when two of Arkham's doctors disagree on treatment regarding the Joker and Harley? JokerxHarley

It was a game they played often, far too often for his liking. She had only improved at it over the years and the results were always devastating, from his standpoint at least. Joker/Harley, ECP - RE-EDITED 3/2/11

Nothing stands in her way now. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

There are things better left unseen and unheard… [Joker X Harley], OneShot

What's the worse thing Harley can do to her puddin? JokerxHarley

This is my first ever fan fic. A domestic resignedly continues her duties, emotionless, passive, yet remembering something that makes her have a little bit of hope. Song fic, but not really.

Something was missing, something that should have been at his left, sleeping soundly… what was it again?...Oh, right! Harley! [Joker X Harley], OneShot

There have been many times where we've all seen Riff go out of his way to protect Magenta. Now...it's her turn to protect him. My first RHPS fic. RiffMags paring. Please review!

The story of Riff and Magenta's past: their painful childhood, how they ended up as a couple, and finally with Frank on Earth.

Magenta decides to tell some of her side of the story to the world. So after some prodding I have added a new chapter. I hope it lives up to standard, let me know I'm embarassing myself.

Chapter 3 up! RiffRaffMagenta. A look at how their need for freedom and eachother led to the events in the movie. Rated T for sex and violence in later chapters.

Riff has a problem and it's gotten him into some trouble.

Just a little piece of reflection about Magenta and Riff's relationship.

Rating for character death. A Dark City short story. Not all of the Strangers were so ominous. Older Story, relisted for Dark City instead of Misc Movie.

Columbia finds out about the true nature of Riff Raff and Magenta's relationship.

After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...

Co-written with Ceremonial Blood. This is the teaser of our as-yet-nameless fic involving the lovely incestuous couple, which we hope to post sometime within the next 20 years.

Frank's musings while preparing for the floorshow. Not really R, but there is some language and some sexual things implied, and I wanted to be on the safe side.