Vanellope Von Schweetz is finally getting Sugar Rush back to the way things were before Turbo took over, but something from the past still lingers on her mind. She'll have to deal with sticky situations as her past with Taffyta tries to stay in the dark, but one racer can't help but shed some light on the situation.

Hanahaki disease AU where the sickness is directly linked to your psychology. The disease doesn't kick in until you are: #1: Aware and accepting of the fact that you are in love with someone. #2: Absolutely sure that you don't have a chance with them John isn't known for his confidence in making someone fall in love with him.

Based on a playlist. Mac is finally out and Dennis is interested. Rating for content in later chapters.

Two teenagers lay side by side, one with his arms pillowing the back of his head, the other splayed out in the grass.

Kyle hates seeing Cartman and Heidi hold hands. But why?

A mere make out session for 60? How could Kyle and Eric refuse?

Tiny drabble whilst I work on my main fic. I feel bad that I chopped off Kyle's perfect hair for the sake of character development in my other fic so here is some hair fun. Plot (kind of): Cartman loves Kyle's hair but Kyle refuses to take off his hat. Showers are the answer. Only slightly beta'd so probably lots of mistakes. I apologise.

Randal Graves doesn't know if this huge turn in his life is for better or for worse.

All Kyle ever wanted was a cute shiny munchlax. Why? Well, it reminded him of his mindlessly eating, sleeping, fatass of a boyfriend, of course. Kyman - Fluff Posted on AO3 as well.

Dave's goal for Christmas is simple. Get a certain shouty troll to kiss him using mistletoe and his love of clichés. Too bad that Karkat couldn't be less interested if he tried.

Everyone thought Cartman hated Kyle. Ike Broflovski knew otherwise. Or: Cartman is a creepy stalker with a crush, Kyle is a deep sleeper, and someone other than Kenny notices the sexual tension.

Karkat hates Dave - he always has, despite the way his blood-pusher hurts at the sight of him. But when you combine two insomniacs with limited space and a love of cuddling, things are bound to happen. Very, very red things, whether either of them likes it or not.

The game is over, and with nothing better to do, Karkat has to face the facts. Somehow, during the three years he had been in hell, he had fallen in love with John. It's eating away at him, and he decides that he needs to do it. He needs to tell John how he feels (oneshot).

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you've been watching elaborate drawings appear on your skin for as long as you can remember. In your world, when someone draws or marks their skin, it appears on their soulmates skin as well. And you've decided, now that your eighteen, that it's time to finally meet your soulmate. If only you knew more about Dave than just his first name.

Mac and Dennis get married in an attempt to scam a game show. Meanwhile, the Gang is pretty tired of Mac's refusal to stay out of the closet.

Don't take Eric Cartman's seat at lunch. Don't laugh and get chummy with his friends. Most of all, don't flirt with Kyle Broflovski.

If Eric had his stubborn way, he'd deny his feelings forever. But Kyle's not going to let that happen. Rated M.

A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.

One-Shot. Butters knew he shouldn't have gone to that stupid party. He knew it was a bad idea to join that 'Truth or dare' game. He was sure it was not a good thing when Cartman dared him to kiss the person he liked in front of everybody. However, he could never expect the way that would turn out. (Kenny/Butters).

Mac decides it's time to confess his biggest sin. Dennis absolutely does not want that to happen.

While filming a movie, Dennis feels an emotion and goes to Dee to figure out why. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac discuss love and the Waitress. (MacDennis, mild CharDee).

Kenny always dies and comes back. He's ok with that. What really upsets him is the fact that nobody seems to remember his deaths. But one day, when he's thinking about that, he runs into Butters and finds out something that neither of them is ever going to forget. (Kenny/Butters). One-shot.

Karkat starts his heat cycle and Dave becomes more culturally aware. Best bros or not, desperate times call for desperate measures. Screwing your best friend? That's definitely a desperate measure. DaveKat heat fic. Rated M because language and sex. Oneshot, meteorstuck. Very very light RoseMary if you squint.

Soulmate au, where you don't see color until you meet your soulmate. Davekat. It's short and quick.

One of Mac and Dennis' monthly dinners has a surprising end and Mac can't say that he minds.

Why is there a vending machine on the meteor? Dave and Karkat find out.

Kyle's Mom is constantly comparing him to his genius little brother. Wanting nothing less than perfection, she really pressures Kyle about his upcoming SATs. Between the stress of that and discovering his sexuality, Kyle feels as though he has nowhere to turn. Kyle slowly falls apart, and Cartman realizes he isn't enjoying it as much as he should be... -KYMAN- Rate & Review :)

[kyman] dialogue heavy. "Well, what are you doing?" There was a pause, and in that pause Kyle felt his head throb in pain. "Oh God, what did you do?" "Heh, well, uh, Kenny and I are sorta stuck here in Denver." Another pause, and then he continued, quieter. "In jail." Kyle heard a faint, "Hey Kyle" in the background.

Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)

Karkat Vantas had finally come to terms with his feelings for Dave Strider, though, he has yet to mention anything yet. He may not have to however, all thanks to a book and the blond's curiosity.

Pursuit of perfection makes monsters; learning restraint can undo such a transformation. — Azula x Ty Lee. Complete.

AU. Everyone has the name of their soulmate written on their wrist at birth. Well, everyone except Dean Winchester. Complete.

Eric receives an unexpected visitor one rainy evening, and he couldn't be happier about it. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and the imaginings of a pubescent male.)

Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE

When Kyle is sick, as per usual, Cartman pays him a visit. He even so much as looks after him, in his own bitter-sweet way. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

When Kyle makes a bet with Cartman and the latter starts to win, Kyle has to seal his success by distracting him...with his body. (Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)

Ready for nosebleeds and flushing! Don't forget those sucky romantic parts! Read your favorite ships do things... that.. oh glub yes... Not for the faint of heart! Hell who cares! Contains: Lemons, Limes, tentacles, and whatever else I can think of! Have a ship you wanna read? Don't forget to ask! Don't be shy! *wink wink* (Don't read if you don't like! Thank you! . )

Karkat's been having some dreams which have been keeping him up for countless nights in a row, and Dave can tell it's taking a toll. What better thing to do than to make them come true? ;) Dave/Karkat, rated M for smut, lots of wonderful davekat smut. Oneshot, meteorstuck, yeah. I don't own Homestuck!

Karkat is bored of the movie he and Dave are watching.

After Stan and Kenny leave Cartman and Kyle during their camping trip, Cartman decides it's time to have a little private fun with his jew-slave.

Once Pip dies and goes to Hell he's reunited with an old friend of his, Damien. Once they meet again they become a little more than friends. - Oneshot, Dip

Dave left his number in a romance novel, meaning to pick up some hot babes, but is bewildered when Karkat gives him a call.

Your name is Dave Strider, and you've just woken up from a nap in your bed on the meteor. As you change out of your sleeping pajamas into your God Tier jams, it would appear your cape is gone again. And since a Knight without his cape is like a troll without horns (odd, and frankly, just not right), you know it's once again time to venture out and find it...again.

Karkat is an empath and Dave gets paired with him for a school project.

some davekat smooches

"Can I -" Kenny swallowed, wrapping his free hand around Butters's slim waist, holding him close. "I just...want to kiss you again. Please. Let me kiss you again." [Bunny/Oneshot!]

Dave cannot stand another minute on the meteor. By trying to find something interesting, he inadvertently drags himself onto a road of guilt, regret, and determination. He is determined to figure out the truth of what happened with Karkat and Gamzee, but Karkat's perhaps just a little too stubborn for his own good. (And We Will Fall Together comes first) Kankri portion: drug abuse.

That was the moment, as he heard Butters' light footsteps running down the stairs Kenny came to the realization: He was absolutely head over heels in love with Leopold "Butters" Stotch. Bunny oneshot

(( just a short davekat fanfic. horn toutching, petting. and basically alot of fluff :I enjoy.

Karkat's ready for a romcom marathon and goes to look for a movie partner on a stormy night, only to find his room mate, Dave, hiding in the closet. What's up with that? ((human!stuck, pale romance))

Normally, you're okay with this, or you can at least hide it. Normally, you just keep your emotions in check behind your shades, and he can't see what you're feeling, but today is different. Know why? Because it's Valentine's day. And no matter how much you try to hide it, or how much you hate yourself for it, you love the idea of Valentine's day. Completely unironically.

All Karkat wanted was to take a nap. Was that allowed? No, of course not. Fucking Strider...

Karkat decides to spend his first Christmas at Dave's house! What will happen? One-shot. Christmas fic.

Karkat's in heat and tries to hide it, but one certain insufferable prick just won't let him be. Dave/Karkat, almost PWP, rated M for language and smut. Takes place on the meteor. Oneshot.

High School AU; Basically a collection of separate Davekat stories that still fit together. Because reasons. T for language.

When something goes horribly wrong in the lab, likely to be John's fault, Dave is mutated into a troll. It really rubs Karkat the wrong… and right ways. troll!Dave, oral, nsfw.

It was a New Year's Eve he would never forget, however he wished some of it he COULD forget. (Based on something that happened to me) T rating for language most. Kyman (Cartman/Kyle)

Dave and Karkat: The only two idiots left who aren't involved in some sort of sloppy make-out session (yet)

Have some DaveKat everyone! Fluff oneshot, Plus it's not that bad, I'm pretty proud of this! Dave asks Karkat to come over, yet again, and he's looking pretty guilty about something!

For the last couple nights Dave's cape has gone missing only to be returned early the next morning, the young Strider whips out his best detective skills and the culprit is the last person or troll he expected.

-Kyman- Or, the five times where Kyle admitted Cartman was right and the one time Cartman said Kyle was. Rated for language and...sexual themes?

You just wanted him to pay a little attention to you, but thing's took an unexpected turn and you ended up having the time of your life. /Quick PWP DaveKat smut, oneshot.

It's just another day at Alternia High, besides the substitute in Dave and Karkat's English class. Everything changes when she decides to take a matter into her own hands, causing real problems for Dave. - DaveKat, Humanstuck. Angst and fluff.

"You weren't supposed to be the only exception. My walls were unbreakable..." Karkat finally accepts that Dave has made his way into his life, and if he can't change it, he might as well embrace it. Fluffy DaveKat because why not. Rated T for Karkat/Dave's swearing and fluff so sweet you'll get cavities. Inspired by the song "The Only Exception" by Broadway Karkat. Oneshot.

Dirk and Jake have to share a bed for the night...and Dirk want's Jake's arm for a hug. Rated T to be safe

Blackrom fluff is now a thing. Mostly because neither of them are too good at hating when it comes down to it. Davekat. Written for Shareq/Charlesdutton on tumblr.

Your name is Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider is in your favorite chair. That has to change.

Just a cute Dave/Karkat fluff story. Karkat is asleep and Dave is bored, so cuddles and cuteness ensue. It is totally safe, except for the fact that it's yaoi. No cussing, nothing explicit, nothing.

The thing is no one knew anything more about "Kitty" other than her delicious cooking (Dave obviously doesn't want to share – ever) but the guys are more or less already in love with her. Drew insists she's probably this blond bombshell with big, blue eyes, all curves with legs that go on forever and a great rack... Practically everyone in the team has their own opinion.

Humanstuck, AU, mute!Dave, deaf!Karkat, may or may not add more stories, haven't decided yet. If more are added will be, basically, random points in time of just this particular pair.

Perhaps subconsciously this was all he needed- affection, warm and genuine and tender. - DaveKat; kind of rushed fluff. Little bit of language

Karkat is a loner college kid finding solace in a coffee shop when he is verbally attacked by a blond hipster. With no one to rant to about the incident, he turns to his best friend-who just happens to be an internet anon. /complete

Karkat has been acting strange. He's been avoiding, flinching, and Dave is convinced it has something to do with him. Davekat. Because I love Davekat. Also there will be sexy things in later chapters. I only expect this to last for like three chapters.

Karkat is in heat, and the absolute last person he wants to be around right now is doing just that, making things get a little bit more than interesting. YAOI duh, SMUT yum, CHAPTERS not too many though.

Karkat has been slipping deeper and deeper into his depression everyday for months, but everyone is so busy or just doesn't care to notice. When he finally breaks down in the safety of a dream bubble, can an unlikely character be of help? Hurt/Comfort/Romance It is rated T because I can. This is my second fanfiction ever so please be merciful. You do not have to read it.

Just a little DaveKat drabble..

In which Karkat encounters Dave in his wanderings around the meteor and they begin one of their famous scathing verbal strifes. Authors: Asher/Brianna Tumblrs: unforgettablecanine/daverappingalonewithcoffee This will probably be a long-ish fic, but never fear Davekar shippers, we will update it often! Also I promise there will be sloppy makeouts just bear with us! ALSO MOULTING!

This Valentine's Day just might be worse than all of the previous ones, because someone had been leaving you a paper heart every day for two weeks, and you STILL had no idea who it might be.

Turns out Mac has a thing for fitness trainers, Dennis has a jealousy problem, and if anybody asks, Mike the Douchebag was the one who brought them together. Mac/Dennis slash.

*Karkat/Dave* fluff. Dave wanders in the kitchen at night and finds Karkat sleeping at the table.

*Karkat/Dave* Four drabbles, one for each quadrant. Dave and Karkat as matesprits, moirails, kismesii and auspistices.

Dave bursts into Karkat's respiteblock without knocking, and they end up bonding over a mutual mutant color, which leads Karkat to act out on flushed feelings, which may or may not be returned by Dave. Karkat soon figures out the best way to spend his time on a useless meteor. Rated T because of language and stuff xD DaveKat fluff I don't own Homestuck!

Dave and Karkat are going on a road trip but OH NO the car breaks down, they're now stuck in the middle of nowhere with no heat. - General warning for smut. This is my first fic so critiques would be great ;u;

A very sleepy Karkat. Posted from my Tumblr:

Karkat's become all too aware of the way Dave made him feel, which is why the Troll is going out of his way to avoid the ironic douche. But, unfortunately, he can't hide forever. A friend wanted DaveKat Kismeisis and I did my best. Contains tentabulge, just FYI.

Dave and Karkat live together in an apartment by themselves. It isn't long before all hell breaks loose and they begin a game of vindictive one-upmanship.

Oh God. Another Davekat fanfic. Somebody stop me! This was a lot of brain dribble that just found its way out of my head. A spur of the moment type of thing. Anyway, the premise of this story is that Dave and Karkat get drunk and Karkat tends to be a little more "outgoing" than usual.

"Getting me to kiss you like that was some kind of caper, right?" He whispered, inches from your face. You could see dirt on his cheeks and smell the sweat coming up from under his shirt collar. Shit, you could count his fucking eyelashes right now if you wanted, because the adrenaline surge was reaching a new high, what with all that pressure on your throat.

Davekat blackrom smut based on an RP with Cthulatula on tumblr c: First chapter is the pesterlog leading to the good stuff. Karkat tops. Apologies for a bit of quadrant flipping! Reviews are inspiration!

It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound. And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life. Mute!Dave

A FOUR omg this is getting ridiculous part Dave/Karkat fic. First time writing about this ship, requested by an anon on my tumblr page : rated M for teh sexies

Oneshot. Charlotte runs out of pastels upon discovering a dark secret. She decides to paint outside the lines, and the world just might pay the price. Vendetta doesn't mind. Far from it. Mild CharlottexVendetta, RQ for RFFan12.

When he leaves, you bury your face in your hands and spend a lot of time just sitting there, and you think you might never wash the sheets again, because you can still smell him on them, and you would give anything to have something rather than nothing. Dirk/Jake. AU-ish.

No matter what time Dave was in, he saw him. Davekat, some non-con. Written for S.S. DAVEKAT, Dave's Second POV

Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful night. And we call it playing-video-games-while-eating-refrigerated-pizza-notte. Kyle and Cartman have a little unexpected "moment" during video game night. Kyman!

There was just one sole feat that temporarily exposed Cartman as vulnerable- and Kyle had discovered it. Fluffy one-shot, companion fic to Evolution. M/M Lemon.

Dave and Karkat flip quadrants like it's Shrove Tuesday at the IHOP, Terezi is at the end of her rope, Kanaya wants to know Rose's secrets and Gamzee is creepy, but what's new? Perhaps most importantly, no-one really knows what they are doing.

Cartman gets a tattoo and Kyle can't stand it. PWP

Karkat has his first taste of apple juice, and a certain Dave Strider has his first taste of Karkat. Basically fluff. Rated for Karkats mouth

Your name is Dirk Strider, and he'd rather be with the dolls and dames of this world. Meaning: Jake doesn't feel for you back.

Maybe... tomorrow. Maybe he'd tell Dirk how he was feeling about all this tomorrow. FLUFF.

Boop this is my shamelessly shippy DaveKat fic about the three years everyone is stuck on that dumb meteor and stuff ok have fun judging me or s/t.

Dave and John have a falling out over pesterchum, so Dave takes drastic measures to get to him. John/Dave

It is New Years Eve and your best friend,BRO STRIDER is all alone.

Dirk and Jake get to have Seven minutes in heaven. Sexual Content

Karkat is a cuddler. He often wakes up wrapped around a pillow or whoever is unlucky enough to fall asleep next to him.

Oh God, what have I done? "It's storytime in the Veil, and Gamzee and Terezi have decided to do a collaboration. Vriska is reading it aloud, and everyone is sitting there listening in dumbstruck silence."

Prompt. "That's awful nice of you Ken, but my dad says I shouldn't let people call me that unless I'm married or in jail." Kenny/Butters slash

You are Dave Strider and it's the 5th anniversary of your annual visit to see your best bro, John Egbert. You want to ask him something, but he beats you to it- "Are we in love?". Good question. Dave/John, SLASH, ONESHOT

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

Butters and Kenny have been playing this game for too long. Oneshot.

Butters is quite uncertain as to why Kenny is taking such an interest in him... and is quite surprised to realize that he sort of enjoys Kenny's company. Slash like whoa. COMPLETE.

Months ago, Dave asked John if sharing a bed would rid them of their nightmares. Maybe as roommates in college they can give it a try. Dave/John two-shot.

Someone breaks Dave's sunglasses. The only gift he's ever cherished. The gift John gave to him. John/Dave slash OS.

"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)

Kyle and Cartman have detention. Their punishment? Watch a crappy educational video. Rated M for a reason. Kyman. Lemon.

A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.

There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.

Kyman! Cartman is sweet and caring and gentle as can be, but he never has anything kind to say. Kyle wants to know why Cartman even likes him. Mindless fluff. One shot.

You don't know what you've got until you see it glued to some other guy. Kyman.

Kyman! Kyle finds something attractive about the last person he'd ever want to be attracted to. One-shot, but with the possibility of a sequel. Rated T because T is delicious.

Kyman! Cartman is obsessed with Kyle to an unhealthy degree. Kyle is completely oblivious. Cartman can only wait so long before he makes Kyle his once and for all. Rated T because T is a pretty letter.

Kyle regrets ever going to Cartman's house. One-shot. Kyman. Sequel to 'Fever.' Very, very fluffy.

Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.

Butters is cornered by Kenny in the bathroom, and there's no way out.

Butters loves chocolate, and nobody knows that tasty little tidbit better than Kenny.

VERYLEMONYYAOIONESHOT! KennyButters! Butters hates all of the nicknames the bullies at school give him. All but one that is. When kenny comes to comfort him after being bullied it all turns about hot under the collar. TERRIBLE SUMMARY SORRY!

The boys enjoy a nice game of truth or dare this lazy weekend. Boys kissing and naughty language included. One shot, revised!

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Kenny has a new game. Cartman/Kyle, Kenny/?

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.

COMPLETE. Post Series. In the end, it would be about growing up and looking back and moving on and finding out that some things only grow stronger with time. Zutara.

The next thing I knew, Butters had flung himself on me, gripping me tight in a warm hug.“It’s not fine!” He screamed, 'it’s not fine at all! You deserve more than that, Kenny'" Fluffy Bunny.

Kyle x Cartman slash. Two part story. What if Cartman was willing to give Kyle his kidney for something other than ten million dollars?

Kyle is Eric's epiphany.

Cartman takes Kyle's math homework, but Kyle won't stand for it. After a few choice insults are thrown, Kyle finds himself in a compromising position. CartmanXKyle. Oneshot.

They said he was number 11. I thought he was number 1. But who in their right mind would ever go out with a poor person like me? Kenny X Butters one shot rated T for language and suggestive themes.

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

Stan and Wendy are dating each other, except when they aren’t, Cartman devises several cunning schemes to make Kyle date him, and Kyle dates his hand and considers himself the best off. Oh, and Kenny is dead. But only every now and then.

Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.

Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.