When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal with the devil-himself, of course-in order to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making. Enter the poor human hero.

What do you get when you cross a loner with an adorable Endergirl? A fifty chapter story about them gathering groupies, fighting off a heap of assholes, and falling tragically in love… probably. Through adventure, action, comedy and tragedy, each of them looks for something worthwhile in a place where worlds collide. Hearts will be broken, puns will be made, and I hit the word lim-

"You're just another Ionian coward, too weak to stand on you own, but too proud to bow down. I can see it, plain as day, and now... everyone else can too." (Rated M for Intense Violence and Dark Content. Nothing Explicit)