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P.M.S: God's practical Joke on women.

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Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

It’s night right now.
There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.
You ate chicken today.
You are lactose intolerant.
There’s a nearby TV on.
You get along with your neighbors.
Twilight is a horrible series.
You’re hungry right now.
You have worked out today.
Running a mile sounds awful.
You have a job.
You love to bake Christmas cookies.
Your parents are still together.
You woke up before 8 this morning.
Baths are better than showers.
You are 5’5” or shorter.
You hate British accents.
Victoria’s Secret is a good store.
Cats are better than dogs.
The 90’s sucked.
Your cell phone is right next to you.
Your favorite color is either blue or purple.
Your hair is short.
You are by yourself right now.
The last thing you drank was water.
You’re in your PJ’s right now.
Your hair color is natural.
Fred from Youtube is annoying.
You don’t drink soda.
You are at least 130 lbs.
There’s at least 20$ in your wallet.
It’s cold out.
Orange juice is better than apple juice
You love someone right now.
Video games are awesome.
Your sheets are white.
You have read works by Shakespeare before.
You’re fat. (REALLY? Is ANYONE going to admit to that??)
You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder.
You know someone in the hospital right now.
You’ve showered today.
You know someone who has beaten cancer.
Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.
Chocolate is better than vanilla.
Your bedspread is purple.
Your bedroom carpet is an ugly brown color.
You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.
You watch Scrubs.
You watch Jon & Kate Plus 8.
You watch American Idol.
You have been to the movies within the last month.
You have cursed in front of your grandparents.
You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little.
You actually pay attention to politics.
You are still waiting for your first kiss.
You were told you looked cute today.
You were hugged today
You have paid more than $100 on one item of clothing.
You had a date to prom.
You are a good speller.
You are always on time.
You believe in karma.
You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours.
You have thrown up within the last 6 months.
You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days.
You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks.
You have been out of the country within the last year.
You love Chinese food.
You love Italian food.
You love Mexican food.
You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.
You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.
You have been in a car wreck.
You have had stitches.
You have a parent who is a teacher.
You have a checking account.
You have a debit card.
You believe in the Twilight characters.
You hate Twilight.
You hate Harry Potter.
You wish you could go to Hogwarts.
You would rather be at the mall then on the computer.
You update your fanfiction profile reguarly.
You've been made fun of in the last week.
You've been embarassed in the last week.
You’re a guy.
You’re a girl.
You’re not in 8th grade yet.
You’re out of school.
All of your wardrobe is Areopostale.
Most of your wardrobe is Areopostale, but not all.
Some of your wardrobe is Areopostale.
You have no clothes from Areopostale.
You don’t know what Areopostale is.
You love fanfiction.
You're on other sites on the inernet
You're on more then 10 different sites on the interent, with ranging topics.
You're actually nice, not full of yourself, just you know how to stand up for yourself when you're angred by someone.
You love your life, and know that life goes on, and one day, you're going to die, so might as well make the best of it while you're here.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD. We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's not looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BEHIND, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance.

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Holdin Hands-

Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-

Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars-

Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

JACOB BLACK RULEZ!!

If it isn't Twilight, IT ISN'T WORTH IT!!

I love vampires, LIVE for werewolves!

Jacob is HOT. I have the thermometer to prove it!

I see werewolves, they're everywhere!

1. Seth 2. Paul 3. Jacob 4. Emmett 5. Bella 6. Sam 7. Jasper 8. Kim 9. Alice 10. Renesmee 11. Emily 12. Edward

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Yes :) And I loved it. It stuck to the story just right.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

OOOOOHHHH Yeah! Have you SEEN his muscles in the movies??!!! Very recomended.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Um... Kim would die because Jared would kill all the Cullends so no one would change her into a vampire to save her (Like Bella)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

I just stick to the wolves...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Well... they DO share a mind... do run around naked together sometimes... ANd have no secrets but I don't really like guy on guy... not that I'd judge you or anything.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I enjoyed the whole boyfriends brother's sister is my best friend thing...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well... he'd be able to sence the emotions so he would probably run away

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

I don't wanna right now...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Well... she's Jared's girlfriend... and Seth and Jared are practically brothers so I don't think Seth would have the guts to betray him.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

When Edward leaves Bella, he uses his "powers" to comfort the wound.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Mine by Taylor Swift or Dirtty Little Secret about Jared :)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

What?

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few months ago.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).”

"Seth and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Alice runs off with Emmett. Seth, broken hearted, as a hot one-night stnad with Emily and a brief unhappy unffair with Edward, then follows the wise advise of Bella and finds true love with Paul."

Ew...

Things that make you feel good:

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake.
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you.
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

RULE 1: You can only say "Guilty" or "Innocent".
RULE 2: You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent
Kissed one of your Facebook friends? Innocent
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
Ever told a lie? Guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back? Guilty
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent
Kissed a picture? Innocent
Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent
Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty
Held a snake? Guilty
Been suspended from school? Innocent
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
Stolen from a store? Guilty
Been fired from a job? Innocent
Done something you regret? Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Innocent
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty
Kissed in the rain? Innocent
Sat on a roof top? Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn't? Innocent
Sang in the shower? Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty
Shaved your head? Innocent
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty
Had communication w/ your ex? Guilty
DATING Someone? Innocent
Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? Innocent
A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/ cab fare? Innocent
Milked a cow? Innocent
Played in dirty water? Innocent
Enjoyed your vegetables as a child? Guilty
Spoiled as a child? Guilty
Written love notes but never handed them out? Innocent
Draw in class instead of doing your work? Guilty
Guys: have you ever taken your GF out to the dollar movie theatre? ... Innocent
Girls: has your BF ever taken you to the dollar movie theatre? Innocent
Enjoy music? Guilty
Spend more time on your MySpace than cleaning your room? Innocent
Want to be a monster? Innocent
Get embarrassed easy? Guilty
Is 7 your lucky number? Innocent
Are you an early bird? Innocent
Do you write poetry? Innocent
Know how to swim? Guilty
Have a hidden stash of money? Guilty
Clean your ears? Guilty
Like the sound of the ocean? Guilty

"Why are you talking during my class?"

"Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

Emmett's the strongest. Rosalie's the hottest. Edward's the fastest. Bella's the clumsiest. Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous

IF YOU'RE A Twilight-WOLF FAN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! :D

They think the world is gonna end in 2012, but they can barely predict the weather for tomorrow?

10 REASONS TO LOVE JACOB BLACK

1. He didn't leave.

2. He fights for the girl he loves.

3. He has a pulse.

4. He has a sense of humour.

5. He isn't a bloodsucker.

6. He isn't icy cold.

7. He is a good friend.

8. He doesn't give up easily.

9. He runs around half-naked all the time.

10. He looks freakin' hot without a shirt on. :D

Did you fall? No, the floor looked like it needed a hug.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Random Sayings:

Everyday my parents ask me how school was. Asking me how school was is like asking me how that drive-by shooting was. Nobody cares how it was, they're just lucky to get out alive.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Don't you think 'Politics' is funny? I mean: 'Poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means'bloodsucking creatures'

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"